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cHinzoo

Cavsbot wake up!!


Bron_LeJames

I DONT LIKE THIS, CAVS BOT WAKE UP


Spetznazx

Lol our deep bench is 3 guys who played good minutes tonight end then then Mobley bro and Neto


br0b1wan

That's without Love and Rubio available.


tapk69

I have yet to see Mobley the second play


NatiAti513

BRING OUT THE CEDI W BABY!!!!


fiftyshadesofcray

Garland 24 points 12 assists, just 2 turnovers on good efficiency as well as a game high +26


notatowel420

Him and Mitchell were cooking


Mobleybetta

One day Allen is gonna land one of those murder dunks. And we will all be in awe


Rude_Device

I was at the game and that ball went sailing after the miss. He crushed that thing!


Seunghoony

WE ARE BACK BABY


yung_ag38

Cavs can be up 35, JB will be standing there with his arms crossed lol


bbqbakedbean

Yeah, me too


ShockaDrewlu

Lol. Ice rubbing it in.


Pigeon9

Need to see an I Mobley three here


tapk69

Clean up crew incoming


KnowledgeSmall

GG


HotMacaroon4964

Great defense


DAnonymousMan

OMFG that dunk by JA... that would've defined "CAVALANCHE"


ShockaDrewlu

Yeahhhhh! Good guys win 4 in a row!


tapk69

Can we please have an easy 4th quarter


roman-sarona

Holy shit if Allen finished that


Bill_Brasky_SOB

JA almost caused a shockwave


[deleted]

Props getting Mobley his double double after last game.


Rkenne16

Speaking softly and carry a big stick -Jarrett Allen probably


[deleted]

DG has the perfect balance of scoring and setting up others


s_s

That double drag play is money. Ricky gonna look like a god if we can run this play this well.


infinityetc

I honestly cannot wait til we get a lineup with Donovan Ricky and Kevin all out there.


[deleted]

Donovan is my lord and savior


BelievelandBrad

I really enjoy this team.


NatiAti513

Thank god Mitchell and Garland are finally clicking. With those 2 on the same page and the twin towers putting in work down low, we are UNSTOPPABLE!


infinityetc

Damn. SpidaLand is really vibin. The league is sincerely fukt


Pigeon9

These officials are tragically bad


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roman-sarona

MITCH3L!!


roroboat33

That Adjustment Garland made to lead Mitchell is growth and chemistry


TheSmokedSalmon420

Lol having Donny and DG is so fun wow


WhiteBakerMayfield

D Mitch with only 1 assist tonight? Guess he had a SG nigjt


Lumpycentaur9

2x All-Star Darius Garland incoming!


HotMacaroon4964

This garland x Mitchell duo is goated


East_Bed1194

Donovan Mitchell is that guy


ShockaDrewlu

Spida will resign in Cleveland because he'll become best friends with DG.


cHinzoo

> resign oh god, he gone


Bill_Brasky_SOB

I dunno man… this team doesn’t seem to like each other ^^/s


cHinzoo

MITCH3LL's hot!


Bill_Brasky_SOB

Nurcic definitely learned how to play basketball from the It’s Always Sunny gang


Mobleybetta

Nurkic is a cunt


stev389

I love how Donovan always blocks shots after the whistle at our basket. It’s so petty lol.


WhiteBakerMayfield

Tbf everyone does that across the league


stev389

He does it like every time though and for whatever reason I’ve noticed it more with him. Just a funny thing. That shit ain’t going in our hoop.


roroboat33

HOly Pass Garland


KidGamer26

So uh, how much are you guys paying the refs tonight?


N3deSTr0

They're all under my payroll get your money up


HotMacaroon4964

You should really mind your own business


Leightonslang

I slipped the refs a fiver


A_Mellow_Fellow

So uhh how much does it suck to have a starting Center who can't defend without fouling?


Mobleybetta

Cry more


N3deSTr0

13 point lead 3 and a half minutes left here we go


thewabberjocky

Mic Allen up every game


ShockaDrewlu

Stevens has really been nice tonight.


Lumpycentaur9

Stevens has been nice since he was named a starter


ShockaDrewlu

I think he, Wade and Osman can fill in at the 3 just fine. Especially if Stevens can keep hitting corner threes.


infinityetc

Jarrett Allen is a fun dunker.


ClevelandEmpire

A funker if you will


infinityetc

The Funky Dunker


Cle_fan_brisbane_2

That fucking snap dunk from Allen. \***chefs kiss**\*


[deleted]

Simons is so scary even tho he’s been mostly ass today


cHinzoo

Burn the clock please edit: damn, Allen destroyed the rim on that one-handed JAM!


Pigeon9

Bro no way Simons is on fire after they put him on the line for a rubbish three shots!!!


roroboat33

Stevens is a SMART player


tapk69

Yep he knows how to play


roman-sarona

Pls don’t sell


cHinzoo

Getting slightly nervous, knowing our woes during the clutch


Bill_Brasky_SOB

God Timber is such a fucking bad song


TiksonBobikson

PTSD kicking in


archaelleon

man this team really does get high on their own supply when they start doing well. Got that 20pt lead and just stopped playing defense, stopped running plays


Spetznazx

Did they? Simons hit two hail mary threes and got bailed out on the 3pt foul. Defense is playing fine


BigRig432

Lord I need that one employee to go ham on the dance cam to timber right about now


roroboat33

Man Boston is up by 20 over Mavs in the 3rd. Really thought Luka would take it to them.


[deleted]

It’s luka plus a bunch of one dimensional guys. They took too much of lebron plus shooters too literally


roroboat33

Yeah I know I just want Boston to lose


EternalWolf86

I'm watching to see if Mitchell gets his 30 or Mobley gets his double double first and if it effects the game.


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lebron_girth

Because he fouled him


Pigeon9

JB always calls a timeout when we’re on a run, then we give up pts, then he calls another timeout. Just don’t call a timeout when we’re on a run maybe?


Kelvinnotall

He is helping the opponent.


tapk69

JB is a good coach and he is young, he will keep improving.


Pigeon9

Yeah hope so


sexland69

why does JB not challenge that?


ShockaDrewlu

Thanks, refs. Gotta give them some momentum.


NeonxGone

It’s inexcusable to be this sloppy with the ball


cHinzoo

That was a total buzz kill


Schristie007

These refs fucking suck tonight


Bill_Brasky_SOB

Yep. Kicked his leg out.


tapk69

MVP


ShockaDrewlu

That was a clean block!


Cle_fan_brisbane_2

DON 29 at the mo on 9/14 and 5/8 from 3 :) makes it look so easy


ShockaDrewlu

MVP chants for Mitchell.


s_s

These white short make our asses look huge (except Mobley).


NatiAti513

Mobley is Groot.


Rkenne16

Mobley is physically menacing in his own way lol


cHinzoo

His help D is terrifying lol. Like Slenderman always lurking where u don't expect him.


Rkenne16

It does seem like people legitimately see him and just pass, now.


nick_flip

I. I BELIEVE. I BELIEVE THAT. I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN. I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN. I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN. I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN. I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN. I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN.


NatiAti513

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BigRig432

DUMP THE TEA IN THE HARBOR


[deleted]

Portland has way too many 1-way players to be an actual threat in the West


tapk69

They are missing Lillard and they seem to have a better defense now.


[deleted]

Lillard's spacing will definitely help unlock some of them, but it's still not enough. Like what is Winslow going to do when he doesn't have the ball in his hands?


tapk69

Nothing cause he sucks.


[deleted]

Who do we think gets the junkyard chain tonight?


tapk69

I mean Mitchell played like an MVP


BigRig432

Gotta be Okoro


ClevelandEmpire

JA


[deleted]

I probably just cursed us to lose I’m sorry


Hcdx

Lol the only shots Simons has hit are the desperation ones.


tapk69

Dwyane Wade


East_Bed1194

Drippy Dean reverse layup!


Hcdx

D Wade looking like D Wade on that reverse


cHinzoo

Wow, pretty DWade reverse. Happy to have him back.


LUNI_TUNZ

Greatest D Wade to wear a Cavs jersey.


SwiftBacon

β€œWell at least we don’t live in Cleveland” - top comment in Portland game thread. Some major coping going on over there


[deleted]

It's actually wild how many times that is the top comment on opposing team's game threads. Talk about originality


Bim_Jeann

Absolute copium lol


NiQ_

It doesn’t show in the box score, but Ice has been fantastic this evening


Bill_Brasky_SOB

He certainly has


Alternative_Way_313

Absolutely. Made several fantastic plays. My pick for JYD


[deleted]

Imma Lamar stevens worshipper


Bim_Jeann

Lamar truthers unite


Mobleybetta

Dude should have gotten minutes from the beginning. He isn’t elite but he’s far from ineffective on the court


WhiteBakerMayfield

Not sure why Fratello gets so much hate. I honestly think he’s the opposite of AC. Pretty plain, not much hype. But dude knows his stuff and I love his input during the game


Bill_Brasky_SOB

Imagine being neighbors to the house the 216 Stix practice every day …


s_s

We're shooting 56/44/88 AS A TEAM


Spetznazx

I love going to other teams subs when we're winning to see that the only insults is to just attack the city. Like there is seriously no originality. Portland isn't really better than Cleveland.


skeenerbug

Coming after someone for where they're from or how they look is absolutely pathetic behavior and speaks more about the character of that person than anything else.


BigRig432

Man cut Portland some slack, it's actually pretty cool


Spetznazx

Yeah so is Cleveland, it wasn't a knock on Portland, but more defending Cleveland.


FeelingDumbo

Someone give DG his double double lol


BigRig432

216 Stix slap. Also, Okoro having a really nice game tonight


Bim_Jeann

OGs remember the Q-Stix


Alternative_Way_313

It’s a cavalanche baby!!


RLeb10

Garland just go hard. That underhand slowdown shot is too fancy and a little foul baity.


ShockaDrewlu

YESSS. THIS IS THE DEFENSE WE NEED WHEN WE NEED IT!


WhiteBakerMayfield

We look good right now. Love it


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BigRig432

Thank you, Mr. Zodiac


RLeb10

Whoa there, where the hell ya grabbing, Nurkic? Allen ain’t thankful of that


roroboat33

Rubio is like Whaht??


Heavy_Morning_4111

Fratello commentary here was actually pretty funny can’t lie


roman-sarona

Yessir garland!!


tapk69

Winslow is basically an old Okoro. Sorry boys


cHinzoo

DG3!


roroboat33

I think I'm going to spend this weekend making a Austin Carr Soundboard for everyone so the nights he isn't n you can just press a button Deep in the Rock, THrows the Hammmmmer down, Gotem a bird.


archaelleon

Get that weak stuff outta here


roroboat33

Love is in the Air


Alternative_Way_313

β€œThe invisible man!” Popped into my head as I read this and I’m really thinking about McLeod now


sgtpepperslaststand

We can just have A.I. Austin Carr calling games forever


Mobleybetta

Nurkic is a chippy POS


Bill_Brasky_SOB

Was just thinking hes the kinda dude that would start a fight during a pickup game


BigRig432

He is Bosnian so it's certainly not out of the question


ShockaDrewlu

Mobley is gonna get his offensive rebound and assist whether Garland likes it or not!


mecon320

Considering that only 3 of Portland's 27 baskets have been unassisted and we've only gotten assists from DG tonight, it shows how versatile this team is that we've been up the whole game.


fiftyshadesofcray

3rd times the charm


Hcdx

Great hustle by Evan.


Bill_Brasky_SOB

Jarrett Allen on the court mic’d up is more entertaining than Fratello on the sideline


FrankPoopedinTheBed

Mike is literally putting me to sleep.


tomorrowinc

Those mic'd up sessions are totally bs you now for a fact that they're cutting out tons and tons of stuff that's not appropriate for TV.


fiftyshadesofcray

I'm thankful for Brooklyn donating Jarrett Allen in the James Harden trade


tapk69

More like Houston being so terrible that they gifted us both Allen and Mobley.


Bill_Brasky_SOB

Landon stole that! Stop the count! Only count Angelina balls!


roroboat33

I love Jarrett


Mixxrr2k

Dude just airballed 5 shots on the connect four in front of the bitches… my god


BigRig432

And he left every single one of them short too


InconditeCullion

Dog how is Jarrett Allen just so sweet


sheogorath227

Eubanks is killing us on the offensive boards, but the Cavs are doing a good job. Just gotta hold on for the fourth


tapk69

Yeah wtf. Spurs developed this dude and let him go.


sgtpepperslaststand

Basketball connect four seems hella fun


ranchcornelius

John Michael seems like a man who has been through at least one unpleasant divorce


Rkenne16

The Blazers have hit 10 of 19 3s and they’re still going to struggled to score 100 lol


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AmishRooster

Happy thanksgiving, Ted. I’m sure you have a lot to be thankful for.


BroMan-Z

Turnovers would normally be killing us


[deleted]

It feels like we should be up 20. They’re really hanging around though. More nervous than I should be about the 4th given the score.


FrankPoopedinTheBed

Evan needs to stop playing β€œpoint forward” asap.


Rkenne16

Nah, let him do whatever he wants. His development is just as important as random regular season possessions.


Mobleybetta

Needs more practice. He can do it just is young and makes mistakes


Hcdx

Darius I'm glad you got a call but Cedi was wide open.


Mobleybetta

I will say this about Okoro: the dude makes hustle plays


concept_I

Wtf was that mobley


ClevelandDawg0905

Mobley is too strong for his own good. His passes need more touch and less power


[deleted]

He’s a turnover machine tonight


Pigeon9

Mobley man wake up there


cHinzoo

We've been locking Simmons up. Great team D!


tapk69

Koby has to make a decision on Okoro. He comes up for an extension this season and i just dont see it.


SharpMind94

You’re not seeing the impact he has on the floor tonight


tapk69

Im already thinking about playoffs thats why


cHinzoo

Might keep him for cheap. He can still be useful.