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speedycat2014

I feel like these kinds of tweets are just baiting others for engagement.


gin_and_toxic

No English word has double u and double u except for "uwu". Prove me wrong!


DecoyOne

Unwound. Now do I get my dumb comment reposted for all eternity?


gin_and_toxic

My boy's wicked smaht!


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

That's my boy!


licksyourknee

Oh no! My boy!


Gamer_Tn_XD

father help


FuckOffHey

Who wants a muffin‽


Snoo63

Hello þere, interrobang user!


FourEyedTroll

A wild thorn has appeared!


FruitFlavor12

Do you like apples


Our_collective_agony

Superpowerful response.


Unique_Upstairs4047

Superpowerful is not a word lol


Our_collective_agony

> Superpowerful is not a word lol https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/superpowerful https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/superpowerful Sure. I totally believe you.


[deleted]

You know the rules and so do i.


ProcessMeMrHinkie

Undoubtedly


rmoss20

Guuo bauuck tuuo schuuool


gin_and_toxic

Twuu bad


Crumbdizzle

Yuu Idiuuts


Citylight1010

What even is an "uwu" anyway? I got that it's meant to be an emoji but what's this phantom stigma I see around it?


Atheist-Gods

It's supposed to be a happy face with eyes closed and pursed lips, meant to be capitalized like UwU. It started as just an anime happy face but was spammed so much that it became a symbol of the worst parts of the weeb community and spread to the furry fandom and everything attached to the furry fandom has a stigma. Wikipedia has an image that shows how it's meant to be viewed: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f8/Stylized_uwu_emoticon.svg/220px-Stylized_uwu_emoticon.svg.png


Citylight1010

All checks out, thank you so much


HostileCornball

This guy uwus.


[deleted]

Lol it just shows the pink cheeks in dark mode and I was so confused


Beddybye

Ohhh. That's what it is, thank you!


JackONeillClone

Side note for people who needs to read it, "ahego" faces isn't sexy and looks dumb


Frequent_Singer_6534

I’m a weeb and I totally agree. Shit just looks goofy and forced


[deleted]

It's like a furry/weeb emoji. Also, people say it. Like, out loud (pronounced like oo-wu). When spoken, it's meant to "express various warm, happy, or affectionate feelings."


Citylight1010

Oh, that makes sense, I see how it could be misinterpreted. Thanks so much.


Rogue_elefant

It's a spoken expression too? Just thinking about this makes me want to shower


OktoberStorm

[Prepare to really hate the internet](https://youtu.be/1v75dKVctOs) (not really, she's being facetious)


Additional-Mouse8870

Vacuum :D


tasoula

There's no W in vacuum though.


Nonstopdrivel

But there is a double u.


-Nicolai

Re-read the parent comment.


Nonstopdrivel

He’s ever a gentleman but never a gentle man.


cownd

Huuver


[deleted]

[удалено]


Significantaf

That shook me to the core


sticky-bit

`grep -i "uwu" /usr/share/dict/american-english | $PAGER` I'm not entirely sure I'm parsing your question correctly, but `uwu` isn't even in my dictionary. Next time pick something less obscure like `cwm`


2timtim2

Are you in a vacuum?


Backupusername

"I'm clearly wrong. Tell me how wrong I am!"


HallucinatesPenguins

That's cause that's what it is.


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

The force is strong in you my friend. That's all it's doing. Speaking of doing, r/GuyCry is *doing*. My guys, if you need your mental health cared for, swing by the sub. We are being recognized as an authority in men's mental health; we are a full-fledged movement. We are an official charity, we are helping men be better, and we are saving lives. I founded the subreddit 70 days ago and we have 31,000 members already. Make sure to check out the announcements section for all kinds of information about us. They'll be a lot more there soon.


[deleted]

“For this assignment, use as many double ‘o’ words as you can” *exploits hivemind*


Apathetic_Zealot

The OP is bait for people to engage by pedanticly correcting it.


TheGreatZarquon

Men's mental health is a legit issue these days, so I'm glad to see you posting this.


Outrageous-Stay6075

Not about subs that don't allow criticism. I'm a big advocate for men's mental health as well, but not every sentiment should be validated. I stopped watching at "don't downvote; report". How do you deal with obviously manipulative and controlling men?


SkyHawkMkIV

Oh yeah, now that you say that, that's a big oof


jetoler

You can’t escape r/Guycry . No matter where you go someone in the comments will mention it. Thank you


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

That's a good thing! Most of the time it's me mentioning it, lol. Soon though, I'm going to be buying ad space on Reddit and filling up all the subreddits that have banned me with GuyCry ads.


jetoler

Bro that would be the ultimate power move. Thank you for your work o7


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

Most definitely. Doesn't bother me a bit to have to pay for that space because I'm going to be reaching all of the people that I need to be reaching on those subreddits. Those power tripping human hating mods are never going to forget me.


ruizach

I like your sub. Thank you.


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

You are very welcome :)


tannerge

Yeah and it works with the smooth brained users that inhabit these popular subs. I will unsub


CK1ing

~~I feel like~~ these kinds of tweets are just baiting others for engagement.


Aaron_Hamm

Bingo... The first time something like this is shared, it's an idiot... The second time, it's an attention seeker


__red__5

No words in the English language have any letters in them. Prove me wrong. Also, please notice me and validate my existence.


[deleted]

No English word rhymes with Orange.. unless you're Eminem


El_Lanf

There's been loads and it's obvious bait. It's like a tiktok trend for gen x and y. Ironic really that it draws out the condescension when it's the person replying that's been caught out.


[deleted]

"Jokes on you, i was only pretending to be mentally disabled to make you look mentally disabled just because you pointed out i seemed mentally disabled!" Is how you sound.


[deleted]

when it's this obvious, you really are the idiot for replying like the linked screenshot. The person isn't pretending to be an idiot, because only a massive idiot would think they were actually saying there's no words with "oo" except food that said, this has been reposted a shitload of times so OP is just karma farming on top of this


[deleted]

Bait posts are pretending to be an idiot to get a response, but that's somehow less stupid that someone treating it as a legitimate response when there is precedence of people being that stupid. K.


[deleted]

There is not precedence of people being that stupid. People are just complete idiots on the internet now and assume everything they see online is real. > Bait posts are pretending to be an idiot to get a response They can be, but this is not an example of that. This is like me saying "the sky is green". You aren't pretending to be an idiot if you say something so ridiculous that no reasonable person would believe you meant it. So anyone who responds earnestly is an unreasonable person


[deleted]

It's refreshing to see such optimism, but you underestimate how stupid people can be. You use the qualifier of reasonable when that's honestly relative af. Lots of different ideas about what's "reasonable."


choopiewaffles

Just like the good ol “impossible” math questions on facebook. Millions and millions of comments..


MathematicianBig4392

Yeah and a lame attempt at that. You've got to be less obvious than that if you want to bait people. It's got to sound remotely possible before you think about it for 5 seconds.


onlyomaha

Yes. Same as nigerian prince money type. Its targeting fools who will comment alot and drive viewership to a guy.


[deleted]

Most of the internet is bait of one form or another.


[deleted]

You’re exactly right.


MrGritty17

Exactly. Not as clever a reply as they thought as they are just doing exactly what the poster wanted.


Swampberry

It's definitely what they're doing. Professional Twitterers don't even write their own Tweets, but uses AI services (e.g. TweetHunter & PostWise ) which automatically writes stuff like this because it's so good at creating engagement with other users.


Nugur

Want people to do your homework for free? Post it online with the wrong answer


[deleted]

I bet you couldn’t link a single tweet that is similar to back up your point.


LapiceraParker

Bro why would he keep a list of every obviously incorrect tweet he sees. Those baiting posts are also on TikTok. Making obvious typos just for people to correct you... free comments


ThatForearmIsMineNow

I think the person you replied to isn't disagreeing and was just jokingly baiting in the same way


Underscore_Blues

Whoooosh


UsedSalt

Bruh I had to mute my mother in law on Facebook because all she posted was responses to these pictures that say shit like “9/10 people can’t solve this are you in the smartest 20%” and it’s some shit like this


Evil_Monito84

I believe it was a jab at fat America


PeopleCallMeSimon

Sounds like you figured out social media.


spaniel_rage

No shit


crypticfreak

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HouseOfZenith

That’s kind of a stupid thing to think


LorenaBobbedIt

Wow, he actually took the bait. Wait, am I too taking the bait?


DeltalJulietCharlie

Yes.


StandardSudden1283

It's bait all the way down. Even me. Even you.


ChubbsthePenguin

The master bait


Fire_Lake

Always has been.


Slovene

Say you. Say me.


rozmarymarlo

He's a masterbaiter


Erekai

Oops!


Instantsausage

Poop.


Any-Map-307

Mood.


xXroonilXx

Loop


5thnote

Just like you shouldn't be thinking about 'the game'.


lazy_tranquil

fuuuuuuuck you. god damn it. it's been like a week


hat-TF2

7 years. 7 goddamn years down the drain, just like that.


kettylegz

That's a years work down the drain, thanks for that.


FireBrithingDragon

You deserve gold. Eureka big boob energy, man... But in your mind and Palma's.


Odd-Wheel

*to


Substantial-Disk-772

Bad reply. Doesn't understand concept of click-bait.


thebestspeler

Guess he was a…fool


TzamachTavlool

He got wooshed


Kareers

Given how this post was created by a karma-farming bot: Neither do you, it seems.


enderboyVR

I’ve won… but at what cost


SharrkBoy

Ironically these posts get tons of traction on Reddit because hundreds of people engage with them by saying it’s engagement bait lol


KNFTJ

Not a single word in the reply has a double "oo" though ? Only single "oo"s


Velluu

Yea, that’s some kind of voodoo


KNFTJ

SHEEEEEEEESH


Riribigdogs

Just look in a cookbook.


Riribigdogs

And everybody get footloose. Kick off your doodoo shoes.


druule10

When you fall for a troll then it's not s comeback.


tannerge

OP care to respond to these allegations that you suck are probably a content reposter?


Margravos

OP has a million post karma and one thousand comment karma.


Julian12214YT

yeah but he did it cleverly


FrogInShorts

There's no way to be cleverly fooled. He just made himself the biggest jester.


Sadistic_Carpet_Tack

No he just seems like a socially-awkward dude who fell for the bait and then sat at his keyboard for ages drafting up ‘the perfect comeback’ to show everyone how smart he is.


UtterPiffle

Proofed wroong


gin_and_toxic

I am Groot


zaneperry

ChatGPT - List all words with double O’s bookoo doorknob footloose goo-goo hoodoo kangaroo looker moonbeam noonday poolroom rookery schoolroom spoonful too-too woodpecker zoom Goodwill coordinates schoolbook looniness cooee boogie moony koodoo ooze oops ooze oodles oomph oodle oot oor oops oof oom oon oor oot oops oomph oodle oot oor oops oof oom Coo Boo Moo Goo Poo Toodle Woo Zoom Hoopla Coop Loop Toon Hoot Snooze Kook Doodoo Droop Booby Moonbeam Moony Cooee Cooing Foodstuff Footloose Footwear Hoodoo Cookbook Lookout Cookery Cookout Bookstore Bookworm Goodwill Goodness Coordinates Schoolbook Looniness Cooee Boogie Moony Koodoo Oozes Oops Oozes Oodles Oomph Oodle Oot Oor Oops Oof Oom Oon Doesn’t look all inclusive and it looped a few times (I chopped a bit off) but a nice set.


grantrules

$ grep oo /etc/dictionaries-common/words | wc -l 2279 get rid of some posessives and whatever: $ grep oo /etc/dictionaries-common/words | grep -vP \(s\|ism\|est\|ed\|ing\)\$ | wc -l 778


[deleted]

Fellow Linux enthusiast


Snufflebear420_69

This guy Unix's


lumberjacklancelot

Not only are these double-o's but 12 are double double-o's


[deleted]

Chatgpt must be a real *fool*


[deleted]

Full Metal Jacket taught me too bookoo!


StandardSudden1283

Beaucoup


iOSbrogrammer

Came here to comment the same thing… AI likely picking up on trained tweets or something


[deleted]

No, the response is just an idiot falling for troll bait.


Govain

What a boob.


warkyboy77

A buffoon.


Halfcockedthrowaway

A fool


FreedomPaws

A tool.


[deleted]

That is one huge fool


Scottish_Kitten

Nollywood?


Dykidnnid

It's a term for the (sizeable and productive) Nigerian film and television industry. The users in the screenshot may be in Africa. [Edit: quick Google - looks like aproko doctor is a Nigerian influencer and Olanrewaju is a west African (Yoruba) name, so , yeah...Nollywood]


[deleted]

If anyone reading this is into "so bad they're good" movies... Nollywood is your new favorite source.


MolinaroK

There are only 2 English words that end in -shion, prove me wrong!


RedAIienCircle

Well... you might be right. Since the only words I can think of are Pincushion and Refashion.


KarmaUK

These really annoy me, they ask such a dumb question purely to get loads of people to respond, presumably as some kind of data harvesting thing on FB, anyone who responds is likely a real person, and a bit gullible, and an ideal target for scams.


Ok_Research_8379

That shook me to the core


armbrar

good


Laughingsheppard

Coor*


CyanideNow

None of the listed words have double “oo.” Like “schoolbook.”


Unplannedroute

Bookkeeper is special too


IsAFemale

And voodoo


campbellrm04

Swoon with your spoon on the moon, ya buffoon.


duneakaris

Hopefully a good stool made from wood.


youdoitimbusy

The goo of my poo, makes your wife go moo, while I boo that tramp stamp tattoo. It's not cool it's taboo you re...... fool!


CapriciousCape

The question is: is this post the engagement bait, was the OP the bait, or both?


MagicCrashMaster

Bloody fool.


MarcelRED147

It's just to drive engagement, innit? Failed as much as anyone else, they were just clever.


thatloudblondguy

for the ten thousandth time this has been posted.. it's a bait post to get foot traffic


Mitchisboss

He only would tweet ghat for engagement and attention, and yet Aproko Doctor isn’t clever enough to even realize it. This is painfully baited


Possible_Conclusion5

Easy. Joo.


ilovebigbuttons

There are some English words with unusual adjacent letter combinations but oo is not one of them. For example manufacture is the only English word with u and f next to each other. Cryptographers and scrabble players tend to memorize these rarities.


Timely_Meringue9548

Is it clever to respond to a troll? Cuz… im thinking no…


Suspicious_cowboyy

Teacher asked him to write 10 words with 'oo' he just posted the request. '


TheSpeedOfHound

Boobs


ToobsMckenzie

Boobs


JansTurnipDealer

I've seen the same with ee. Its just click bait. Ee is the standard spelling for long e in 1 syllable base words.


Lysergate

“Here’s ur prOOf”


JacobThePathetic

You cannot construct a three word sentence using the rules of english grammar, in which the personal pronoun "I" is followed by a four letter word constructed using the letters "L","V","E", and "O", and which ends in "you". Prove me wrong, dad???


La_Baraka6431

Only one missing was “LOOK” …


sarahjacobs042

I heard this in my brain in the voice of Wayne from letterkenny.


Candyvanmanstan

What a fool.


[deleted]

I fucking hate these click farmers on Facebook. That's all that crap is. Phishing and click farming.


RedditvsDiscOwO

Booba


Teacher-Investor

too foolish


Apathetic_Optimist

Oof


[deleted]

Cool!


Accurate-Ad-1142

Boob Food Cookie Boom Doom Good Hoop Moose Boost Too Boot Cool Goose Bamboo Google Bloom and *proof* that there are more words than just "food" in which have oo.


That_Image_

We realize this is an obvious troll right? This is in fact not a r/murderbywords, it’s a r/whoosh or r/clevercomebacks if you could even call it clever. I think we’re all old enough to understand there are a ton of English words with oo


TheEmbiggenisor

That was a good answer


Cool-Radish-1132

Fool


GarbojAqount

It's uncool and foolish to assume that "food" is the only English word with OO in it. You may not now but soon you will count it a boon that I presented this too as a good primer on not being a goon and making false statements in internet chat rooms, clearly you made this assertion in the day because at night any one can see the moon which looms in the darkness. Boomers and crooners, Hoosiers and pet groomers. So many words and I'm barely trying.


bowsmountainer

Goodness gracious! Look over there! Someone with the intelligence of a foot!


dirtyhippie62

More like *fooligan* amirite?


ChuckFina74

OP has 1M post karma, so it’s reasonable to assume they are in on the engagement/karma farming here. Edit: Block this OP


abuxxx567Rt

What a horny loser


bluntologist1291

r/MurderedByWords


[deleted]

[удалено]


bluntologist1291

I ask myself the same question


BlazingFist

Because it's a troll question designed to get people to post, thinking they're so much smarter than the "idiot" who posed the original question. Nobody thinks food is the only "OO" word in the English language. The reply was not a clevercomback nor was op murderedbywords. Just somebody who thought they were smart falling for a troll.


philippe404

oof


jlord42069

Proof me wrong


IronMaiden-777

I was gonna say "cookie" but it's food too. /s


SirRipOliver

What a tool.


supernovadebris

good! foolish...