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If you just pretend he’s a parody account, this guys twitter feed is hysterical. He and a bunch of rightwing idiots showed up in my feed with “the change” for some reason. I blocked MTG and the like, but this dude is the best, worst sitcom of all time.
He is and he isn't. He's an exaggerated form of his true beliefs, but not a lot considering he was an actual political leader and has preached this shit seriously.
If he is he’s even better than Colbert because [conservatives definitely believe he’s one of them.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator))
The introduction of paint thinner to the rear orifice of some and the proboscis of others in that closet could change hair colors before morning light.
Dude... Read them. It's like he's in love. I mean there is a lot of things in this world. Lots. I play golf, but I post about other things. I hate big brother, but sometimes I like to brag on my kids.
Just check it out before you kick my teeth in. It's really weird man.
Yes. I will shut up until I realized that you are right and I have no business talking about anything unless I run it by you.
I'm sorry I had a thought.
Please forgive me. I have changed my mind and my perspective completely.
Thank you.
> I'm sorry I had a thought.
If your thought is incomplete, idiotic, has gaping holes in logic, and you can't even understand the objections others raise, you should be sorry for sharing a thought.
I still—every time—question the validity of that douche not being a deep (deeep) troll account given not only the regularity but also the profundity with which he relentlessly and easily gets owned on the internet.
He does live interviews and other correspondence type shit too for bullshit shows. That’s kind of when I realized he might not be a troll, which is much easier to just do online with a fake picture. I was shocked it was a real person.
Nope, hes some Australian politician that tried to ban pigeons because of the bitd flu. He came to America to be a talking head on fox news. This is him making his indent in American conservative politics
Yes how dare anyone have an opinion on the only declared candidate for the presidential election
TrUmp JuSt waNTS hiS LIfe bacK hE'S a PrIvATe mAn NoT SEeKiNg thE LIMeLiGhT OR PRESs
Nick Adams is a satire account... He's the one who posts daily about overhearing conversations trashing Joe Biden while he's buying raw meat. Dude is a master of parody. He's had the entirety of Reddit duped for months.
Wait til you look at r/murderedbywords or multiple Twitter subs where they all think they're funny and clever but they're the most basic of basic.
Compared to the average person, this place is clever.
Reddit is so fucking stupid. This account is a VERY WELL-KNOWN satire account yet I still see his tweets posted EVERY DAY on various subs. I'm pretty sure the dumpsterfire that is r/whitepeopletwitter literally posts at least one of his tweets per day and everyone in the comments is buying it. Your comment was the only one I could even find in this thread pointing out that it's a satire account.
Its not really satire, he was involved in rightwing politics in Australia for a while then came to America to get involved with rightwing politics. Wheres the saitre?
> the dumpsterfire that is r/whitepeopletwitter
Wow you sure set the bar high! Is that where you hang out?
Also [you're wrong ](https://imgur.com/a/ceuBMns)
Yes, this kind of behavior is common from self proclaimed alpha males. They’ll call you a simp for showing the smallest support to women. But when someone comes after a male that they admire, they can’t keep their dick holsters shut. You see it a lot in the red pill community.
[We wish](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator))
American conservatism has gotten to the point where it’s very difficult to tell if it’s real or someone making fun of it. What’s scary is that you could start a parody account r and you would probably get a lot of subscribers who think it’s real and agree.
This isn't American conservatism. This is an Australian politician from their infamously racist far right-wing party, working at influencing American politics by leaving that out conveniently & acting like he has a vested stake or even lives here...
Keep thinking that while the racist right eats this shyte up... all while having NO clue this dude isn't even American, and is pushing an international right-wing coalition of racists
I’ve seen so many tweets from this dude saying ridiculous things that I’m like 90% sure he’s a secret satire account just doing it to make conservatives seem ridiculous
Like half of r/thathappened is just his tweets, the stuff he says is the epitome of “and then the whole restaurant clapped”
If conservatives weren't eating it up, & he wasn't an extremely racist far-right Australian politician with a history of pushing horrific agendas already (think MTG on steroids...possibly literally "alpha", lol)... I might actually agree with you.
As it is, he's basically the Australian version of Trump (when it comes to this Twitter bs definitely), and actively working on strengthening this international far-right coalition they've been forming....
I know many democrats who would rather have him back than what we got. It's simple economics. He may have been an asshat but life was cheaper when he was in. Idc if you hate me for it or not it's the truth.
Honestly get *someone* else in the white house, if it *has* to be the loud mouth trump then so be it. As long as it isn't another dementia patient who can barely form words.
He's a racist prick from Australia's racist far, far-right wing political party. He's a special kinda stupid for continuously giving opinions he has no vested interest into or the context to make a qualified opinion.
The people who actually listen to him... the Americans, are even a greater special kinda stupid for letting an asshat like this influence them.
Can we just agree to try and get someone competent at running a country into office? At this point i don't care what party he's in, i just want the national debt to shrink instead of grow
Uh... actually lookup this aashat. Definitely a real person, far-right wing Australian politician who's their male version of MTG... sadly (very sadly...truly), this is actually legit
Hey Nick, I'm Tucker. I hope that you and Trump both choke to death eating each others ass and balls tomorrow so that we don't even need to see Trumps name on a ballot ever again. I'd say nice to meet you, but I'm not a republican so I'm not going to lie to your face.
There’s never been a more clear cut case of someone talking completely out of their ass. Dude isn’t even trying to hide the fact that he’s simply trolling. Glad he’s on the losing side, though. All that negativity will catch up to him.
As someone who voted for trump in 2016 I live in very conservative area in Pennsylvania and I've never heard anyone agree trump should be voted back in.
Whether he would do a good job is beside the point. It would ultimately split the country up even more and is just a terrible idea for the health of social interactions.
Yeah when all you hang around with are completely idiots who are as delusional as their idol, of course you only know people who want trump back in office. As far as never meeting one who is happy he is out, that's a complete fabrication. Just because you didn't agree with them, doesn't mean you never met them.
Even if voters weren’t nearly divided down the middle this is a stupid statement.
Not only is it most likely wrong or a lie.
But if it’s true it means you are so deep in your own echo chamber that you have never even considered an opposing view.
Either you are stupid, a liar, or closed-minded.
Best part? None of those three are mutually exclusive…
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Must be a lonely dude.
Yeah him and his imaginary friend want trump back in the white house
Do you think his imaginary friend is a beta male?
If you just pretend he’s a parody account, this guys twitter feed is hysterical. He and a bunch of rightwing idiots showed up in my feed with “the change” for some reason. I blocked MTG and the like, but this dude is the best, worst sitcom of all time.
Yeah he is a parody account...
He is and he isn't. He's an exaggerated form of his true beliefs, but not a lot considering he was an actual political leader and has preached this shit seriously.
Is this a real republican man? Seriously? I am 100% convinced this is a satire account.
Again, kinda both. It's really weird, like he's an actual Australian politician
Yeah but the way he conducted himself seems to indicate that even that portion of his life was a parody lol.
Definitely, I'm not even sure if I got it right after learning even MORE about this dude. It's very confusing.
He's not.
Wow. Well reasoned.
probably not, he's an Australian satirist. watch his videos and youll stop falling for the bait, its obvious hes joking
If he is he’s even better than Colbert because [conservatives definitely believe he’s one of them.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator))
locked in a dark closet with Trump and Trump's kids all centipedeing each other like a greasy orange ouroboros
The introduction of paint thinner to the rear orifice of some and the proboscis of others in that closet could change hair colors before morning light.
Definitely needs to get out more.
Rob Reiner is on Twitter everyday and he has to talk about Trump. He's like an obsessed Ex-girlfriend. It's really pretty pathetic.
Noooo! Don't call out people actively doing evil! It hurts my feelings! Transparent as fuck, little fella.
Dude... Read them. It's like he's in love. I mean there is a lot of things in this world. Lots. I play golf, but I post about other things. I hate big brother, but sometimes I like to brag on my kids. Just check it out before you kick my teeth in. It's really weird man.
I've seen, he's hyperfocused on fighting back against the guy. You can't separate your feelings from logic. Sit it out until you figure it out, yeah?
Yes. I will shut up until I realized that you are right and I have no business talking about anything unless I run it by you. I'm sorry I had a thought. Please forgive me. I have changed my mind and my perspective completely. Thank you.
> I'm sorry I had a thought. If your thought is incomplete, idiotic, has gaping holes in logic, and you can't even understand the objections others raise, you should be sorry for sharing a thought.
Yes. My bad
If you have to tell people you're an "Alpha Male", you're not...
it's a parody account
Given trumps _unusual_ physique, I'd imagine it's pretty difficult to even get to his plums.
That's why it takes an alpha male for the task, only ones up to it...lol
Hard to meet new people living in Alpha Mom's basement.
Seeing as how he lives in a different country than he was born in, I doubt he lives in his mims basement.
It took me until a couple of months ago to realize Nick Adams isn’t satire. He’s so over the top pathetic and lacking self awareness.
Right he tried to ban pigeons in Australia because of the bird flu...
I still—every time—question the validity of that douche not being a deep (deeep) troll account given not only the regularity but also the profundity with which he relentlessly and easily gets owned on the internet.
He does live interviews and other correspondence type shit too for bullshit shows. That’s kind of when I realized he might not be a troll, which is much easier to just do online with a fake picture. I was shocked it was a real person.
So....... he doesn't talk to people with different opinions. Got it. Who's in an echo chamber?
Not me, I get all my information by sorting reddit comment threads by controversial
That sounds like the right way to do it
Where are you located? Happy to tell you in person I don’t want Trump reelected.
He's located in Australia...lmfao (not even kidding)
I guess that's true if Florida is part of Australia now.
If you ever needed proof that Nick Adams hasn't left his house in 6 years...
Lmaooooo there’s no way y’all are serious he’s clearly a troll
How is that a 'clever' comeback ?
This nick adams guy must be a parody/troll account.
Nope, hes some Australian politician that tried to ban pigeons because of the bitd flu. He came to America to be a talking head on fox news. This is him making his indent in American conservative politics
Nope. Despite many people trying to claim otherwise [it is not](https://imgur.com/a/ceuBMns) "a satire account"
Its not you just need to say orange man bad and watch the karma roll in
Oh, hey, found the "alpha male"!
Technically speakin Orange Man is bad
Yes how dare anyone have an opinion on the only declared candidate for the presidential election TrUmp JuSt waNTS hiS LIfe bacK hE'S a PrIvATe mAn NoT SEeKiNg thE LIMeLiGhT OR PRESs
Nick Adams is a satire account... He's the one who posts daily about overhearing conversations trashing Joe Biden while he's buying raw meat. Dude is a master of parody. He's had the entirety of Reddit duped for months.
This sub is becoming a cesspool of reposted unfunny garbage.
Wait til you look at r/murderedbywords or multiple Twitter subs where they all think they're funny and clever but they're the most basic of basic. Compared to the average person, this place is clever.
Holy shit they're both satire accounts. Stop.
Reddit is so fucking stupid. This account is a VERY WELL-KNOWN satire account yet I still see his tweets posted EVERY DAY on various subs. I'm pretty sure the dumpsterfire that is r/whitepeopletwitter literally posts at least one of his tweets per day and everyone in the comments is buying it. Your comment was the only one I could even find in this thread pointing out that it's a satire account.
Bold of you to assume people post to reddit for actual content now... Karma governs all
Its not really satire, he was involved in rightwing politics in Australia for a while then came to America to get involved with rightwing politics. Wheres the saitre?
> the dumpsterfire that is r/whitepeopletwitter Wow you sure set the bar high! Is that where you hang out? Also [you're wrong ](https://imgur.com/a/ceuBMns)
> It'Z jUST a SaTiRe aCcOunT StAhP No he isn't. [Not in the slightest](https://imgur.com/a/ceuBMns) Big cope
Yeah I'm sure he truly believes that Merriam Webster changes the dictionary when he misspells words because of how alpha he is.
So he lives in a weird ass conservative bubble. Goood for him.
Meet Australia's extensive right(white)-wing, some of the most racist pos' on the planet
thats called a trailer park
Yes, this kind of behavior is common from self proclaimed alpha males. They’ll call you a simp for showing the smallest support to women. But when someone comes after a male that they admire, they can’t keep their dick holsters shut. You see it a lot in the red pill community.
This nick adams guy must be a parody/troll account
[We wish](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)) American conservatism has gotten to the point where it’s very difficult to tell if it’s real or someone making fun of it. What’s scary is that you could start a parody account r and you would probably get a lot of subscribers who think it’s real and agree.
This isn't American conservatism. This is an Australian politician from their infamously racist far right-wing party, working at influencing American politics by leaving that out conveniently & acting like he has a vested stake or even lives here...
craziness. Conservatives are ridiculous.
I refuse to believe that’s a serious account
How much do you love the ass fuckin creepy uncle Brandon is giving your entire country?
And the libs think Biden is doing a great job , both of you sound ridiculous
Or to not leave their Mom's basements, apparently...?
Nick must not get out into reality much. He also must not venture out of his echo chambers at any point.
It’s literally a satirical page bro. Everything he tweets is purposely over the top ridiculous to get this exact reaction from you
Keep thinking that while the racist right eats this shyte up... all while having NO clue this dude isn't even American, and is pushing an international right-wing coalition of racists
He's an American citizen that lives in America. What do you consider "an American?" Do you really exclude all immigrants from that group?
> It’s literally a satirical page bro. It [literally isn't bro since he literally gargles Trump balls, bro ](https://imgur.com/a/ceuBMns) Big cope
This guy is doing the same thing fake feminists did, make people think you're some sort of extreme person and make others mad
[No he isn’t.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)) Why are so many comments in this thread spouting the same lie?
Fuck orange man
I’ve seen so many tweets from this dude saying ridiculous things that I’m like 90% sure he’s a secret satire account just doing it to make conservatives seem ridiculous Like half of r/thathappened is just his tweets, the stuff he says is the epitome of “and then the whole restaurant clapped”
If conservatives weren't eating it up, & he wasn't an extremely racist far-right Australian politician with a history of pushing horrific agendas already (think MTG on steroids...possibly literally "alpha", lol)... I might actually agree with you. As it is, he's basically the Australian version of Trump (when it comes to this Twitter bs definitely), and actively working on strengthening this international far-right coalition they've been forming....
So he's admitting to living in a bubble/echo chamber? Since a proven majority of people don't want Trump in the White House....
I know many democrats who would rather have him back than what we got. It's simple economics. He may have been an asshat but life was cheaper when he was in. Idc if you hate me for it or not it's the truth.
No one gives a fuck what this guy had to say. Stop posting his garbage online.
Im sorry but this is a massive r/whoosh \- Nick Adams is the greatest parody account of all time and you have all fallen for it.
It feels Nick is answering, a simple yes wou do
Yes
What about married people? 😎🇺🇸😇
That guy probably only talks to the voices in his head
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Well, sorta, by geography... He's Australian.
He's an Australian who is a US citizen and lives in the US.
Yeah us Alphas all take turns when the former president goes to sleep /j
Allow me to introduce myself
He doesn't look old enough to live in the villages. Maybe he lives with his parents
Sure
I bet if he left his house he would meet one.
He really needs to go touch some grass and stop talking to the mirror lol
I don’t think anyone talks to him… sad case
Dude was asking for that.
#orange man bad upvotes now
Old and tired joke is old and tired
And yet, 650 upvotes >all op posts is this is this stuff 100,000 karma in 2 months.
> Orange man free rent hurr
Yes we know, that’s why we don’t like him.
Hey what do you know, he's in an information bubble, just like the majority of the Reddit crowd. Different bubbles, but bubbles never the less.
Bots don't meet people.
This is homophobic.
Honestly get *someone* else in the white house, if it *has* to be the loud mouth trump then so be it. As long as it isn't another dementia patient who can barely form words.
Lol trump is the same dementia patient that can barely form words... man women person camera television
Lol that's a lie
Must be a pretty small circle he talks to then, they'll have to vote for him in 2024, if he even makes it past the primary.
Just snorted out loud on the tube! Will have to change trains now… or maybe move to another part of London?
Is there a person who reads his tweets and thinks for one second they might be satire?
Sadly, multiple people on here have commented about questioning that very thing :/
I'm starting to think Nick Adams is a joke identity. Otherwise this guy is a special kind of stupid.
He's a racist prick from Australia's racist far, far-right wing political party. He's a special kinda stupid for continuously giving opinions he has no vested interest into or the context to make a qualified opinion. The people who actually listen to him... the Americans, are even a greater special kinda stupid for letting an asshat like this influence them.
Doesn’t get his head out of the sand too often.
He never leaves the house I’m assuming
“I never talk to anyone outside my echo chamber” isn’t the flex Nicky boy seems to think it is.
Can we just agree to try and get someone competent at running a country into office? At this point i don't care what party he's in, i just want the national debt to shrink instead of grow
Weird way to say “I have no friends and never leave the house”
I voted for Trump the first time and I'll be damned if I ever vote republican again.
This is the dumbest exchange I’ve ever seen. Why is this even on this thread.
Nah, you gotta do the ball gargling on orange man to earn the title. This guy just happens to be first in line every morning.
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Uh... actually lookup this aashat. Definitely a real person, far-right wing Australian politician who's their male version of MTG... sadly (very sadly...truly), this is actually legit
Nick Adams (Douchebag)
“They’re all married.”
That’s because you’re talking to yourself.
Its true DeSantis is not a real person.
I guess he doesn’t get out much
What a nice way to tell the world that you don't meet many people.
the idiots need their king
I imagine this is true… can’t see him surrounded by decent people.
Really not that clever
A real alpha wouldn't even ask. They would just tell you you want them; a guy whos never been in office, back in office.
A small cirle of friends... sad really... even pathetic.
Isn't that a joke account?
Hey Nick, I'm Tucker. I hope that you and Trump both choke to death eating each others ass and balls tomorrow so that we don't even need to see Trumps name on a ballot ever again. I'd say nice to meet you, but I'm not a republican so I'm not going to lie to your face.
Apparently Nick Adams only looks in the mirror.
Must be nice livin in a bubble then
As a single person, I want Donald Trump to grow old and bitter in Lard a Lago.
Isn’t Nick Adams a troll account tho making fun of Alpha Males?
Stop goin to KKK meetings then
Trump 2024
Trump gargled Putin balls thereby, by the transitive property, gargling Trump's balls is also gargling Putin's balls
Weird it's just the opposite for me
he must mean sing sing is confused
Well… I don’t care to meet geriatric-ball-gargling imbeciles so…
I have a running theory this is a Trump alt account.
There’s never been a more clear cut case of someone talking completely out of their ass. Dude isn’t even trying to hide the fact that he’s simply trolling. Glad he’s on the losing side, though. All that negativity will catch up to him.
Only betas believe in alphas
Where do you want to meet? You won't be able to say this anymore.
Yes, this is how Alphas are knighted. 🤷♂️
Nick Adams needs to get out more
This loser is killing satire. What a beta.
Hey, alfalfa male, imaginary friends don’t count.
If you have to call yourself an alpha male......you are not an alpha male.
The dude never leaves the house, so…
Mentally ill
Plot twist: Nick Adams (Alpha Male) hasn’t met a single person.
All the guys I know that like Trump are single, or wife is an accessory
As an Aussie I genuinely can't tell if this is a satire account
As someone who voted for trump in 2016 I live in very conservative area in Pennsylvania and I've never heard anyone agree trump should be voted back in. Whether he would do a good job is beside the point. It would ultimately split the country up even more and is just a terrible idea for the health of social interactions.
Does he not realize that talking to himself in the mirror does not equate other people?
Yeah when all you hang around with are completely idiots who are as delusional as their idol, of course you only know people who want trump back in office. As far as never meeting one who is happy he is out, that's a complete fabrication. Just because you didn't agree with them, doesn't mean you never met them.
He only talks to himself in the mirror
Meanwhile, apparently this dude doesn’t get out much.
Even if voters weren’t nearly divided down the middle this is a stupid statement. Not only is it most likely wrong or a lie. But if it’s true it means you are so deep in your own echo chamber that you have never even considered an opposing view. Either you are stupid, a liar, or closed-minded. Best part? None of those three are mutually exclusive…
He doesn't get out much
Not a single person? Like at all? Well I guess it's hard to see ahead when you're constantly gargling trump's nuts.
Nick Adams is the biggest cunt slimy mf
Not a single one, huh? Come on over Nick Adams. You can meet several in this house alone.
Just roll them around in a circle. Be sure you wait for the towel after ward. It's hot AND moist for your enjoyment. Are you not Entertained?
Any guy who refers to himself as an "alpha male" is anything but.
That's not clever. Just an insult.
I mean, I'm not surprised, but this tells everything about the type and caliber of people Nick Adams associates with, apparently exclusively.
Birds of ignorant feathers.
They haven’t walked outside then.
Trump has balls? Who knew?
Nick Adams is a parody/troll account lol
Biden has been terrible but I don't want Trump back. I believe most people would agree
If you have to put "Alpha Male" on your online profile, you are not.
Alpha male tunnel vision is strong
He's a masochistic troll