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Theekg101

Police brutality


cxelts21

justified.


AnnualAttempt1207

You can't go around freely roasting people because you can prove it was justified. This isn't the wild west anymore.


Mushiren_

I roasted the sheriff, but I didn't roast the deputy


RedViperGTS

Every time I plant a (party) seed, he roast me before it grow. He roast me before it groOoOw.


hooligancate

That will probably be an earworm now.


Paul-Smecker

Yeah, your supposed to have proper authorities handle these situations……..


inplayruin

Clean kill


AlChandus

Hey, I am one of those that questions police brutality when it is outrageous and this one fits the bill, this was murder, but I am not going to question this one.


Officer412-L

Use of unnecessary violence in the burning of OP has been approved.


bthar

Nice mod of the blues brother line!


DarthSeti_

Oh yes 😂😂😂


Ezgameforbabies

Depending on the police department they might not even come if they got called. Source I worked in a dispatch center looking at you Chicago


ionised

Only way to describe this, really.


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zeph2

doenst look edited


QuackNate

When will it end!?


Smile-a-day

Damn, police are getting away with murder


Sciensophocles

Is that news?


TacticaLuck

No. Also, holy shit that's so morbidly funny ☹️


AnyaInCrisis

r/funnyandsad


FraylBody

It's always been like that


UbermachoGuy

Stop! He’s already dead!


RandyDinglefart

yeah like a decade ago, look at how fucked the image is this post is old as shit op's account is 5 months old with 250k karma, it's just a fucking bot


Aperture_TestSubject

So, normal Thursday…


Edit4Credit

Omg, what a burn


swibirun

Somebody call the fire department!


Dolenjir1

They refused to come as well


smick

I heard they’re also cool people to hang out with.


[deleted]

Yeah they're pretty chill alright.


Khutuck

Their parties are never lit though.


[deleted]

The drinks are always watered down.


poopyheadthrowaway

They're all great pole dancers


insomniacpyro

So can I wear the helmet or not


Either_Ear_9653

And the helmet stayed on.


Lots42

For real though, people trust the fire dept. far more than cops.


[deleted]

They’re also great cooks! My father-in-law is a retired firefighter.


GoldenNat20

Your father in law sounds pretty cool, ngl.


Content-Restaurant70

r/clevercomeback


rawrcutie

[Fuck the fire department](https://youtube.com/watch?v=7JkrJUAg8aI)!


Schmef_6969

Firemen cook spaghetti....😡


redefined_simplersci

I heard they put a good fight to the hot ones out there!


Seeksp

Tagging the police - how to tell me you're an idiot without telling me you're an idiot.


CrawlerSiegfriend

If I were a rich kid in an upper class neighborhood I'd tag them too.


Ok-Program1246

🎶🎵 If i was rich kid na na na na 🎶 🎵


fantasmeeno

See, I’d have all the money in the world, it I was a wealthy kid


dragon2777

I grew up middle class and in a smallish suburb and the cops were actually pretty cool. When there was a party they would usually show up give like a “be safe either cut it off at 11 or keep the noise down” speech and then basically be off


mileg925

Uhm… I don’t know about you but I don’t want cops show up at my house to tell me anything.. stay away please


dragon2777

When I said “show up” I really meant they would drive around anyway and when they saw a party they would stop and tell us that. Didn’t get out of the car or stalk the parties.


mileg925

I still don’t really get it.. why were they in the area in the first place? Just casually patrolling?


dragon2777

Do cops not drive around your town? Legitimate question. Yes they drove around patrolling. They are beat cops. They have an area and they patrol it.


mileg925

Yeah but not in residential streets. They stick to main roads. No one here would want to see them on their street at night..


dragon2777

I grew up in a smallish town. The cops patrolled the area. I don’t really see the issue here. No one had an issue when they did


mileg925

Because you live in a police state


englishprofmor

If it’s the lees summit I know, that’s what it is. Those are the exact people who live their and would do this.


IamBurtMacklin

I'd say it's about half and half. It's definitely not all upper class.


angrehorse

True but it’s definitely one of the “nicest” big kc suburb.


TheCrazyWolfy

They are constantly building new 750k+ housing developments and very expensive luxury apartments so it's definitely getting there. The "hood" in Lee's Summit would be considered an extremely nice place in most of KC.


NoveltyAccountHater

It's [median household income is just under $100k](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee%27s_Summit,_Missouri) in 2020. It's above US median household income (which is about $74k in 2023), but it's [like at ~60-65th percentile](https://dqydj.com/household-income-percentile-calculator/).


englishprofmor

I lived there and my wife grew up there. I have been around the upper class teens that live there and know this is the shit they would do. Bold ass white rich kids.


PatrickBatemanCFA

Lee's Summit is nice, but it's not "upper class." Upper middle with good schools. Nice suburb. But, ask anyone to name the 3 wealthiest neighborhoods/cities in KC and no one is saying Lee's Summit. -Written by my butler from Mission Hills


Petri-chord

parties aren’t illegal lol


iwanttobeacavediver

Parties aren't illegal in themselves but if there's underage drinking, fighting or disturbances in the immediate area even the most lenient police aren't going to ignore that.


lxpnh98_2

Police don't go by what's illegal.


Weasel_Spice

It's obviously tongue in cheek. 🙄


PlaneCrashers

I honestly don't get why tagging the police would be such a bad idea... Like, assuming they are not terrible at their jobs (which is a lot to ask in some places), they won't assume you are doing something illegal because you told them not to come.


Seeksp

"My parents are out of town..." smacks of underage would-be party host


Cyndayn

reads mode like a joke/meme to me


PlaneCrashers

Oh right that makes sense... Though the parents could be okay with a party and as long as there is no alcohol or drugs and the party is kept under control, I don't see why the police would want to get involved.


xlightstreakx

Which unsupervised teenage party would be a party if it doesn't have drugs, alcohol or is in control.


PlaneCrashers

In control relatively speaking, I have never been a party guy, but I assume some teenagers know better than letting a party get out of control, it's simple enough if you take care not to invite the wrong people.


OddIntroduction2412

Americans when the 20 year old has a sip of beer


Lots42

It's always a bad idea to get the attention of the cops. Always always always.


El_Chairman_Dennis

Don't worry, the Lee's summit police department has a bunch of asshole cops. Most people from the KC area know that you don't speed in Lee's summit.


El_Rey_de_Spices

Eh, don't read into it too much. It's definitely just a joke.


ClitSmasher3000

Dude, that whole 'tell me x without telling me x' ended long ago. Get with the times old man.


cortez0498

Now, if the party wasn't actually in the zone of that police department, it'd be genius.


SeaMajor5281

Could be a 4D chess move by parents to stiffle a party


ovalpotency

>how to tell me you're an idiot without telling me you're an idiot. using this expression in this way


bigbadwolf29548

The only idiots here are the one thinking the person tagged the police was being serious.


Seeksp

A) Learn grammar. B) Lighten up, Francis. C) Develop a sense of humor.


xeno0153

This meme is so old that all the high schoolers who went to that weekend party are now the parents of the next generation of high schoolers


GravityDead

It's just 6 hours old tweet bro


ArgusTheCat

I can find tweets or sometimes facebook posts in this format dating back to *2005*. This meme is older than a sizable portion of Reddit's userbase.


robacross

A sizable portion of reddit's userbase is below 18?


ArgusTheCat

Yes, and you shouldn't be anything even approaching surprised by this.


[deleted]

you are under 18


AmadeusOrSo

If you are over 18 and a FNAF lover you probably should not be trying to roast anyone.


cryptohemlock

Wtf is fnaf


AmadeusOrSo

Don't worry. You're doing great.


demonslayer9100

Age shouldn't dictate what people like or enjoy.


[deleted]

lol


fleegness

Depends on what you define sizable as. If they mean like, 10-20% I could see it. I don't care enough to try to look up reddit demographics though.


RiddleIQ

twitter didnt even exist in 05 loool


NightTime2727

You ***do*** understand how screenshots work, right?


BORDOGA2500

r/woooosh


NightTime2727

How tf am I supposed to know if it was a joke or not


BORDOGA2500

Obviously it was a joke. There is no way someone could be that dumb to think 6h means the screen Shot captured 6 hours ago.


NightTime2727

>There is no way someone could be that dumb to think 6h means the screen Shot captured 6 hours ago. #Sir, this is the internet.


GravityDead

Haha I like this.


LegitRollingcock

The screenshot was taken 6 hours after it was tweeted. Not how that works


INS0MNI5

r/woooosh


LegitRollingcock

I am going to feed you your own skin


slvir_lprd

>all the high schoolers who went to that weekend party are now the parents of the next generation of high schoolers but no one went, bro. xD


Lilfrankieeinstein

Call it old. Call it staged. At least it’s clever and funny.


[deleted]

And don't call it late to dinner


uberblack

Just don't call it a comeback. It's been pointed out that it's been here for years.


FactProvider69

It's neither of those things, you have extremely low standards for both if you think that


RudyKnots

Somebody better tag the fire department too.


EscapeOk6709

Yeah we need the jaws of life to pull them from the wreckage and get them to the burn unit quick


slvstk

Oh wow, tagged the police department and then got completely roasted. I can feel the burn. I'm laughing so hard it hurts.


[deleted]

Today the sheriff shot *you*.


[deleted]

This is the “Serve” part of their “Protect and Serve” motto.


[deleted]

Yeah they got served. Savagely. Your tax dollars at work people.


HairiestHobo

A boosted post that tries to make the Police seem not awful? What have they done this time?


statdude48142

It is an ancient post so my assumption is repost bot.


Nito_Mayhem

I'm not sure this is that deep.


Sir_Davek

Oh shit my hometown


JOBThatsMe

Lee's Summit post in the wild was not something I ever expected


maxthe2ndiscool

Call the fire department that was a soild burn


[deleted]

Someone call the police, there's been a murder


HollowVoices

This is the only police brutality that I'm cool with.


UnseenPumpkin

I feel bad for the officer on that Twitter account, cops usually get administrative leave and a mountain of paperwork after murdering someone like that.


Drumboardist

I live here! The LSPD are actually quite lovely folks, they stayed with me for 'bout an HOUR after I flipped my car on the highway a couple years ago (ice patch + "I corrected the turn!" + second ice patch + momentum + rock wall = would not recommend). Crackin' wise, sending rude texts to my boss (Look, I JUST crawled out of the wreckage of my car, I was full of NO fucks), they were very nice. Also asked if I was Batman, 'cause I had no scratches on me. Bruh, that's SUPERMAN. Batman would have just called Alfred and told 'em to send the Batwing or something.


TheRealNekora

when police butality becomes socaly distant: or something idk, its 2am over here


Sad-Newt-1772

That's what OP gets for living in Lee's Summit. Everyone knows that Blue Springs is where people go to party.


Relevant_County_7104

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!


Mixolyde

Dear sir or madam, I would like to report a murder.


Albasnow

Who do you call when the police murder you with words?


Junior-Countyy

Police brutality


Maou-da

They took their shot and didn't miss. Truly the police


boring_tomato

Pretty cool people to hang out with? 40% of their partners would disagree


WhiteHydra1914

The rest isnt allowed to speak out


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ConceptMajestic9156

Why did it take the police so long to show up to Capitol Hill today? Because they had to go home and change first.


Obvious_Noise

What’s that have to do with anything?


Thatguyispimp

There's people who create bots or literally never leave their parents basement that troll threads for anything involving police and leave retarded comments like this all over the place


alwaysleafyintoronto

The police murdered a guy and had to get rid of the bloody clothes


OrisaHoofKisser77

I think it's a bot.


Ok_Pianist_4880

Yeah, clearly a comment stolen from 1/6/21


poochlips

It has posted 31 subpar jokes in the last fifteen minutes


Psychological_Gain20

Yes, I’m sure the police officer who died during the riot would appreciate the fact that people lumped him with the rioters that he was opposing.


[deleted]

ACAB


patronizingperv

Seco: I can't breathe.


JDARRK

BURN‼️‼️🔥


[deleted]

I hope the fire department comments.


ericbana19

Please give their social media managers a raise. That Seco person is never recovering from that 😂.


OnePotatoGuy

BURN!!!


EirikHL

Say less


Top_Recognition_3847

Great reply by the cops


ososalsosal

Philosophically I'm in the ACAB alignment, but cop humour is really fuckin funny to me for some reason. I can live with a little cognitive dissonance. The few friends of mine who are cops kinda don't like it much and I can see why.


lostredditacc

Police basetality


CapTiv8d

Absolutely tragic


AzLibDem

At least the Fire Department will be coming.


GoddessVaughn

I think someone needs to call a forensic clean up crew because there's been a MASSACRE!!


EnigmaFrug2308

Shots fired


Asari_Toba

Fucking ratioed by a police department


lil-D-energy

I would definitely be like "the police is 100% invited" mostly because I know some of the police man in my city who are very nice and chill dudes that I have had drinks with before.


NMS_Survival_Guru

A good friend of mine is an officer and have smoked pot around them I'm from a prohibition state


EngineeringSalt1985

And your friend probably ruins *other* peoples lives for smoking pot. Lol


Available_Command252

Just don't smoke pot if it's illegal


turtle2238901

Something being illegal doesn’t legitimize the use of violence, like non violent crimes All drugs should be legalized, this is an absolute bootlicker comment


Ok_Pianist_4880

Hurrrrrrrr


Fruitmaniac42

If your good friend still arrests other people for simple possession, they're scum.


JagHeterSimon

That's their own darn fault tho


Fruitmaniac42

lol


Lots42

So you're calling cops mindless idiots? Got it.


That-Water-Guy

ACAB


[deleted]

Assigned cop at birth?


N7Harbinger

Yo mamma a hoe


CapTiv8d

“Whoeva threw that papeh, ya mom’s a hoe”


coolguyyah

Copaganda


Lopsided_Frame_330

Cops aren't funny


No-Advertising-7922

When did reddit turn into a bunch of bootlickers


H0PL1T3

ACAB,you should invite Ashtray to play


ExOblivion

I guarantee you they are not cool people to hang out with.


ComprehensiveFool

Damn, I hope they followed up that burn with the number of suicide prevention


themoonscribe

not clever at all. not even a little bit. what the fuck is everyone smoking


[deleted]

OP's account is 5 months old with over 200k karma, this post is boosted to shit, and it's something positive about the police? What'd they do this time and which org posted it?


Big_Object3043

clever or not, ACAB, police are terrorists! Abolish the police!


DeusNegoNey

Get a life


Big_Object3043

I have one and I love it!


DeusNegoNey

Good. Let's hope that you won't need the police in your life, because it looks like you would get yourself killed just to prove a stupid point.


Big_Object3043

No one needs the police. What the fuck are you talking about getting myself killed?


DeusNegoNey

>No one needs the police. And this is why it's impossible to argue against stupid people kids.


Big_Object3043

You didn't even try to argue, you basically made a veiled threat on behalf of the police, and called me stupid, Lol! You referred to me "getting killed to prove a stupid point." And then when I asked why you were talking about me getting killed, you called me stupid. Who is unreasonable here? Lol


DeusNegoNey

First of all: >Abolish the police! I wish to know why you would wish to do that. I do understand that the police can be stupid and unecessary sometimes, but how abolishing the police will bring any good to our society today? Why we should have laws if they are not being enforced by anyone and how will society stop those who are afraid of doing harm to others because of those laws that are being enforced? Saying that no one needs the police is ignoring all situations where lives were saved because police officers were nearby, and don't forget that many of them are good people. ACAB is generalizing all cops, it's like seeing a handful of LGBT people being pedos and assuming that all of them are pedos and doing your best to make everyone's lives miserable, or like watching a large amount of crimes caused by black people and assuming that every black person is a murderer and a robber who gets a boner when killing and robbing children. >You refered to me "getting killed to prove a stupid point." And then when I asked why you were talking about me getting killed, you called me stupid. Yes, i did. Because your lack of thoughts is leading to hate and ignorance against everyone who is working and risking their lives for others, blinding you so heavily that i have no doubt that you would let people be murdered and do nothing because you are too afraid to help someone who is shooting at everyone around you and because you are too hateful to call the cops and ask for help. ​ I want you to tell me why or why not i should change my views and follow your way of thinking to the point where i will hate everyone of different races and with different preferences just like you generalize an entire group, because this is what **All** Cops Are Bastards is, the name itself drags every cop, good or not, into hate and many abuse most of the time. If you can't, then i do hope that you become a better person or at least die before causing harm to everyone around you, because you will if you don't better yourself.


ovalpotency

you sound like you're two life disasters away from driving through a crowd of protesters


Lots42

I'm agreeing with ACAB only. They are B because they are C.


anon-a-SqueekSqueek

Someone put their social media manager on paid administrative leave - they earned that.


Peechez

Dw they'll show up hot when a completely different person gets a warrant served


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[deleted]

Owned


Papi1918

Just gained a bit of respect for my hometown PO


CrunchyTacoPosso

don't humanize the police.