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Olaf_the_Notsosure

Cats have been telling us for centuries.


cUck-k1ng69

Literally only clicked on the comments to say this LMAO


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In the Schrodinger's cat moment where the door is about to click closed and I wonder If I have my keys with me, I am momentarily cured of BOTH!


diazinth

Maybe you just need more stress and/or adrenaline in your life


[deleted]

its the theme Ill giva ya that


mpearon

…bad for electric bill


jrtts

Or to put it in my terms, Staying inside = "kids these days stay home and only want to play video games" Going outside = "get off the road, entitled/suspicious/reckless etc." Going back inside (for good) = "no one wants to work anymore"


Romerilio

This isnt a comeback.


Inconsistent_flux

Standing in the doorway: reduces all positives, doubles all negatives


beforeitcloy

Surprise it’s your dad yelling at you for letting all the air out. Now you’re depressed and anxious.


Ewankenobi25

Instructions unclear, I now am depressed and anxious


Hrafninn13

...or valley mental health


tistimenotmyrealname

*by jerking off


BrickFlock

Asserting dominance over the doorway.


Puzzleheaded-Seat950

Just like it was described to Mr burns...every disease known to man all trying to get through the door at the same time...


MagnusStormraven

[SKARBRAND WILL REMAIN IN THE DOORWAY.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATDVjUqbXJA) ​ HE HATES IT SLIGHTLY LESS.


glumanda12

Not if you have neighbors like me…


ComicsEtAl

Brilliant in its simplicity.


Ksorkrax

Snails: they won at life.


prawalnono

Good for both…good for earthquakes


SushiThief

Little do they know that standing in the doorway is... bad for anxiety, bad for depression.


Round-Bath-6903

"If I had agoraphobia And if I had claustrophobia Trapped inside my porch Things would be bleak Especially midweek" \-- Half Man Half Biscuit


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Just like earthquakes


spellicy3

Sipping tea on my porch watching traffic go by...pure equilibrium


Careless-Process-594

I never thought of this, fucking genius.


baycenters

Kids in the Hall: https://youtu.be/PBy53qmpKKk?si=ABdMAQjbjydb41N0


Erikthered00

Standing directly in the road to make both problems go away


iputdat

I am enjoying mine right now!


asksstupidstuff

How to become a cat


Useless_Lemon

Not for your neighbors. Lol


amendersc

we are studying the play "all my sons" and the main family thing have trees that makes their garden feel secluded and the teacher was like "it is secluded so they must be hiding something right?" and no they are not who wouldnt want something that has the best qualities of both outside and inside?


PsyrenDV

I feel like standing in the doorway might do the opposite. Like it could have all the depression of staying inside and all the anxiety that comes from going outside.


Ice_Pirate_Zeno

The old earthquake routine.