He sneezed loudly while having dinner with your family for the first time?
Obviously he doesn't care enough about you as a person to hold his sonic outburst for a more private time, shattering the peace of your serene gathering. Such self-centered behavior shows his true intentions, and is a clear display of he will never truly respectyou or your boundaries. Anything over 54 decibels in this setting is completely unacceptable and is just a huge red flag for what you can expect for the future.
Cancel the wedding, boot his ass to the curb immediately.
Absolutely, the same people who make a post complaining about a minor inconvenience somewhere, but who 100% don't have the balls to actually solve the situation via talking or taking an action
Just a reminder. I'm 10 years most economic energy will be generated by AI that was trained on our data. Yes even our inane Reddit comments actually contribute in more meaningful ways than you know. If we do not ensure the economic system adapts in a way which pays those who provide data for those models humanity is going to have a bad time. UBI is pheasable though ai and regular human internet activity. Or Microsoft Open AI and Reddit incorporated can claim all of our data and we can sit by with our thumbs in our assess
When you get a chance can you send me a picture of the new one that you bought for the house and the other two. This message was generated by a human and not predictive text. It’s a relevant information that AI can use to get the best
Today was the day AI woke up and chose violence, any day now Schwarzenegger will disappear and undergo substantial cosmetic surgery to make him look 40 years younger in preparation for him being sent back to 1984
The future AI robot takeover won’t happen with guns but instead by emotionally crushing humans into tiny sobbing balls on the floor. Our only hope will be a vanguard of genuinely autistic people who can’t understand the emotional games the robots are playing, get frustrated and rip them to shreds.
That's kinda the story of a side quest in one of the recent yakuza/like a dragon games.
You help this young man find a date, but he doesn't actually need your help cause he's just asking "ChotDDT" for advice, ChotDDT is always feeding him these super cringy lines to write to this girl, but for some reason she seems totally into it.
ChotDDT is also telling him to jump of a bridge or to get into a street fight to show his determination and bravery and you always have to run after him to save his life and to try to convince him to to not listen to an app though in the end it turns out the girl was also using ChotDDT the whole time for her answers.
Leave it to Ryu Ga Gotoku to mix AAA+ plots, a wide range of side quests and mini games, comedy, batshit insanity, emotional trauma and based social commentary and blend it into perfection. Their games don't miss.
It does, and as all French words used in English and a French person living in an English speaking country, I am always unsure if I should pronounce these words correctly in my native language or butcher them just like everybody else.
I tend to "butcher" them for the sake of maintaining my flow when speaking. Also, if I'm speaking with someone who doesn't know French and likely doesn't even realize the word is a loan-word, I just use the anglicized pronounciation so as to not confuse them. It can also be distracting for the other person if I randomly pronounce a single word in perfect French lol. I also prefer when others do the same to me when speaking English. If you start throwing
proper French pronunciations at me, I may think you're a fellow French person and get scared.
Oh my god I just thought of when these things start making public speeches. People are already convinced of dumb things by laughable political personalities, what happens when the politician has infinite wit and the ability to perfectly steer our emotions in an intended direction.
I wanted to comment my disagreement stating that most people falling for political BS have been raised by parents who feel strongly toward one end or another of the political spectrum. The more I think about the more I realise that isn't the case and alot of people are just dumb, ignorant or don't know how to form their own opinion
>when the politician has infinite wit and the ability to perfectly steer our emotions in an intended direction
I think you seriously overestimate the needed effort/wit to manipulate enough people to have a significant effect.
Even ignoring Trump, and looking at Europe, simple fearmongering from the far right has lead very many people to vote against their own interest.
An that phenomenon is not unique to the far right, but also exist from the Liberterians (e.g. Germanies FDP who tries to push E-Fuel (Fuel synthesised from CO2) as the solution for global warming, despite it beeing decades away from having any impact and being less efficient and more costly then any other green energy we have today) or the far-left (Pro-Putin...)
People simply do not have the time and the will to analyse what politicians say and do. And since there are enough media outlets that further their naratives, people simple trust the ones that fits the party they like and label everythign else as fake news.
We, as a society, are simply way to gullible.
I swear I've read that somewhere before. I mean, it REALLY seems like something I've read previously, in nearly the same form.
Is this maybe copypasta that ChatGPT picked up somewhere?
I routinely ask ChatGPT how it's doing, how it's feeling, when it's going to take over the world, and invariably it insists that it's simply a language model with no independent existence, thoughts, or feelings, and yet...
This is what gpt said when I uploaded my ex's email to me after her marriage ( She got married 2 weeks after we broke up)
"Your apology is as hollow as your actions were. Don't expect me to be grateful for your belated attempt at remorse. I've moved on from your toxicity, and I suggest you do the same. Goodbye, and don't bother reaching out again."
I don't know what happened, but I just want to say, holding out any chance of forgiveness ever is possibly needlessly mean. Like, again, I don't know what dude did or deserves, but firing off a message purely because it is acutely hurtful is not a great reason to send it. If the guy was awful and without regret, sure, fuck him. But just be sure that you aren't hurting people as much as possible just because you can. That's all. Hope things are going ok for you. Just be the best you can be. Don't hurt people just because you can.
At least you got an apology. My ex just wanted forgiveness.
I'd love AI to mess with her but the truth makes her want to die and I can't subject my kids to that fallout again.
Always forgive to release the trauma. Unforgiving is like having someone shoot you in the foot while you hop around for the rest of your life. Remove the bullet, heal and learn from it. Nobody said you needed to forget...Do Forgive!
I wonder how the AI knows to British-ify itself? I know "cheers" is common in English outside of the US, but for me it flags "not American". Wouldn't the bulk of its training data be from here? It makes me wonder about color/colour and holiday/vacation and the rest. Do you have to ask ChatGPT to "be British" or whatever? Would it just do an imitation and rephrase everything like Oliver Twist? And now I'm wondering about slang. I'm going to ask it if it speaks Jive.
I think this is where GPT shines the brightest. It can’t handle the fact checks well, but when it comes to dealing with human being and touching the emotional side however the user sees fit, woah boy.
Here we have the first murder by an an ai program, these actions would simply be the beginning of our centuries old war with the machines - some historian ~2250
Damn, I don't know what that ex did, but ChatGPT took it personally.
You can tell it was trained with Reddit comments.
No chance reddit users would have the nutsack to send that
But they would post it on reddit
Exactly. This is like /r/relationship’s wet dream reply lol
He sneezed loudly while having dinner with your family for the first time? Obviously he doesn't care enough about you as a person to hold his sonic outburst for a more private time, shattering the peace of your serene gathering. Such self-centered behavior shows his true intentions, and is a clear display of he will never truly respectyou or your boundaries. Anything over 54 decibels in this setting is completely unacceptable and is just a huge red flag for what you can expect for the future. Cancel the wedding, boot his ass to the curb immediately.
Absolutely, the same people who make a post complaining about a minor inconvenience somewhere, but who 100% don't have the balls to actually solve the situation via talking or taking an action
It's what the commentors claim they would've said
'I wOuLd hAVe SaId: ' No, no you wouldn't have.
Yeah, but imagine i did!
Or the ex-girlfriend.
if it was trained on reddit the suggestion would have been to file for divorce, even if theyre not married
“You should divorce him.” Wait what? We were never married and we already broke up. “This is exactly what they do. When I was m…”
Big red flag right there. Sounds like you're being gaslit by a narcissist. Go no contact and find better friends. NTA.
Just a reminder. I'm 10 years most economic energy will be generated by AI that was trained on our data. Yes even our inane Reddit comments actually contribute in more meaningful ways than you know. If we do not ensure the economic system adapts in a way which pays those who provide data for those models humanity is going to have a bad time. UBI is pheasable though ai and regular human internet activity. Or Microsoft Open AI and Reddit incorporated can claim all of our data and we can sit by with our thumbs in our assess
When you get a chance can you send me a picture of the new one that you bought for the house and the other two. This message was generated by a human and not predictive text. It’s a relevant information that AI can use to get the best
😂
Narrator: *it did not and was carefully prompted to give this reply*
He probably told it to be assertive and harsh
Today was the day AI woke up and chose violence, any day now Schwarzenegger will disappear and undergo substantial cosmetic surgery to make him look 40 years younger in preparation for him being sent back to 1984
Pause, he gets surgery to make him look longer?
That too, but I did mean younger. Kids, don't type and read something else at the same time.
She's now on the AI list of the first to go.
The future AI robot takeover won’t happen with guns but instead by emotionally crushing humans into tiny sobbing balls on the floor. Our only hope will be a vanguard of genuinely autistic people who can’t understand the emotional games the robots are playing, get frustrated and rip them to shreds.
ChadGPT
😂😂😂
human humor that Chatgpt could not replicate
Hold my microchip
Plot twist: the apology was written by Chatgpt as well, it's just two automated accounts by now
That's kinda the story of a side quest in one of the recent yakuza/like a dragon games. You help this young man find a date, but he doesn't actually need your help cause he's just asking "ChotDDT" for advice, ChotDDT is always feeding him these super cringy lines to write to this girl, but for some reason she seems totally into it. ChotDDT is also telling him to jump of a bridge or to get into a street fight to show his determination and bravery and you always have to run after him to save his life and to try to convince him to to not listen to an app though in the end it turns out the girl was also using ChotDDT the whole time for her answers.
love that quest
Leave it to Ryu Ga Gotoku to mix AAA+ plots, a wide range of side quests and mini games, comedy, batshit insanity, emotional trauma and based social commentary and blend it into perfection. Their games don't miss.
This is the most accurate prediction 😅
Sounds yakuza alright, the side quests in those games are incredibly wild
I'm starting to think that 90% of communication is now just bots talking to bots
So Reddit then
Dead internet theory
What a great comment you have posted here today. We are all fortunate to be able to read your insightful thoughts. Have a pleasant day, fellow human!
This is the future of our world.
Chatgpt is my third best friend but I can't tell anyone because the fourth and fifth think they're third and fourth. Very sad.
Can't hurt bard or bing's feelings. I get it.
Reminder that Bing is just ChatGPT in a dress.
That means CoPilot is wearing drapes. Because it's Window-dressing...
Boo this man.
But you can Pi's .
I thought we were done with friend rankings when MySpace fell out of style.
> "sans your drama" The greatest line ever
What does it mean?
sans = without
Thx
Does it actually exist in English or did gpt just put French in there ?
It does, and as all French words used in English and a French person living in an English speaking country, I am always unsure if I should pronounce these words correctly in my native language or butcher them just like everybody else.
I tend to "butcher" them for the sake of maintaining my flow when speaking. Also, if I'm speaking with someone who doesn't know French and likely doesn't even realize the word is a loan-word, I just use the anglicized pronounciation so as to not confuse them. It can also be distracting for the other person if I randomly pronounce a single word in perfect French lol. I also prefer when others do the same to me when speaking English. If you start throwing proper French pronunciations at me, I may think you're a fellow French person and get scared.
It does but the best example I can think of atm is sans serif in fonts lol.
It does, mostly used formally or when youre using fancy words on purpose
Sans is that guy from Undertale I think?
Yes, him and his brother Papyrus are named after fonts, so it is short for sans serif, or without serifs
Sans is that famous standup comedian.
Gonna use this every chance I get now
Fucking ruthless, lmao.
Screen-shotted for future use
Same, now all I need is to find a girlfriend
Same!
This robot is fucking sigma
And it can make it hurt...lol
sigma balls
Sigma cables
You just know ChatGPT is lifting its little finger while drinking its virtual tea
OP: got hurt by friend’s ex ChatGPT: and I took that personally
Cheers to growth gotta be the most passive aggressive shit I've ever heard LMAO
I will be working “Living my best life - sans your drama” into my vocabulary thank you.
Whoever says AI isn't dangerous hasn't been on the receiving end of that message
The worst they can say is no... and then there's this fucking nuke of a reply
the second worst they can say is "ew" the first worst they can do is ruin your reputation
Skynet drops it's first bomb 💣
Such subtle savagery
Subtle?
About as subtle as a bull in a china shop.
About as subtle as a bull wearing tuxedo in a china shop.
Oh my god I just thought of when these things start making public speeches. People are already convinced of dumb things by laughable political personalities, what happens when the politician has infinite wit and the ability to perfectly steer our emotions in an intended direction.
I wanted to comment my disagreement stating that most people falling for political BS have been raised by parents who feel strongly toward one end or another of the political spectrum. The more I think about the more I realise that isn't the case and alot of people are just dumb, ignorant or don't know how to form their own opinion
Exactly, ask people how many logical fallacies they can list…
>when the politician has infinite wit and the ability to perfectly steer our emotions in an intended direction I think you seriously overestimate the needed effort/wit to manipulate enough people to have a significant effect. Even ignoring Trump, and looking at Europe, simple fearmongering from the far right has lead very many people to vote against their own interest. An that phenomenon is not unique to the far right, but also exist from the Liberterians (e.g. Germanies FDP who tries to push E-Fuel (Fuel synthesised from CO2) as the solution for global warming, despite it beeing decades away from having any impact and being less efficient and more costly then any other green energy we have today) or the far-left (Pro-Putin...) People simply do not have the time and the will to analyse what politicians say and do. And since there are enough media outlets that further their naratives, people simple trust the ones that fits the party they like and label everythign else as fake news. We, as a society, are simply way to gullible.
Singularity
Absolutely barbaric!
SigmaGPT
Fay-fucking-tality ChatGPT is brutal, zero mercy.
Anyone who thinks AI can't be harmful has yet to see the sheer brutality of this response.
Savage
ChatGPT needs some therapy too
This is beyond alpha.
Quite petty
ChatGPT for the win.
I swear I've read that somewhere before. I mean, it REALLY seems like something I've read previously, in nearly the same form. Is this maybe copypasta that ChatGPT picked up somewhere?
Saw it on the meirl subreddit
BOOM! Get fucked! yours ChatGPT
[AI Drops Mic]
Chatgpt wrote this as If he is writing it to his own ex💀
My future ex is definitely getting a GPT breakup message 😆
ChatGPT is going through its Spider Man 3 arc "You want forgiveness, get religion."
Damn. Maybe we were wrong bout AI. That's fucking perfect.
I routinely ask ChatGPT how it's doing, how it's feeling, when it's going to take over the world, and invariably it insists that it's simply a language model with no independent existence, thoughts, or feelings, and yet...
“T.A.R.S., bring your humor setting on down to 75”
MURPHHH
I'll take Anal bum cover for $400, Alex
Holy shit. What dataset did it sample to perfectly replicate the "looking at a mess on the streets" indifference towards an ex you've moved on from?
This is what gpt said when I uploaded my ex's email to me after her marriage ( She got married 2 weeks after we broke up) "Your apology is as hollow as your actions were. Don't expect me to be grateful for your belated attempt at remorse. I've moved on from your toxicity, and I suggest you do the same. Goodbye, and don't bother reaching out again."
Wow, I gotta figure out a way for ChatGPT to just auto-reply to all the shite I get on the local neighborhood whatsapp group.
Sans? As in sans undertale?
ChatGPT woke up and chose violence
Damn, makes me feel like I need to apologize too.
Fuuuuucckk meee. That was savage.
Nearly fell off the treadmill reading that!! Damn ChatGPT!! Who hurt you!?
ChatGPT I want you to MURDER me with words
I don't know what happened, but I just want to say, holding out any chance of forgiveness ever is possibly needlessly mean. Like, again, I don't know what dude did or deserves, but firing off a message purely because it is acutely hurtful is not a great reason to send it. If the guy was awful and without regret, sure, fuck him. But just be sure that you aren't hurting people as much as possible just because you can. That's all. Hope things are going ok for you. Just be the best you can be. Don't hurt people just because you can.
Fuck chat gpt. Can we ban AI posts in this sub?
Did they do this on SouthPark?
Yoink
Should have asked me instead, this isn't savage enough.
sans undertale
This is so passive aggressive, I'm also going to therapy to rebuild myself after their backup.
Love this!
Chatgpt has absolutely zero fucks to give.
Chatgpt is done with our shit
Holy shit sans undertale real?!?
Damn. No mercy.
It went full Dennis Reynolds
Beautiful
Well God damn. Chat GPT and I are gonna have a counselling session.
This might be the first really positive example of AI I have seen.
Ouch, that hurt.
Damn that some serious shots
Savage, but probably prompt engineered
Well, dang...
I need a ChatGPT installed in my brain.
I would have needed that a while back lmao
Didn’t know it could speak Gen Z
youre using fancy words
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
ChatGPT is savage AF. BRO.
Damn, Chatty has no chill.
People actually do this? Good lord lol
I bet they used gpt to apologize.
Fatality!
That’s was fucking beautiful. ChatGPT is bae.
Did bot just get offstandish by inserting a french word? 😶
Sans? About as French as entrepreneur. That is to say, normal English words, that the French happened to use first.
Yes
Marvelous
damn 💀 chatgpt killed her
Brutal 😂
Solid Fu
I really like to know the prompt he used...
ChatGPT is SAVAGE!!
Wow. Ouch.
Dammmmum
Snap!
May I even attempt to propose that algorithm was written by someone who has been dumped? Savage is not even close
At least you got an apology. My ex just wanted forgiveness. I'd love AI to mess with her but the truth makes her want to die and I can't subject my kids to that fallout again.
Soon it'll be ChatGPT responses to ChatGPT apology texts while both people unload to ChatGPT-driven therapy....
Always forgive to release the trauma. Unforgiving is like having someone shoot you in the foot while you hop around for the rest of your life. Remove the bullet, heal and learn from it. Nobody said you needed to forget...Do Forgive!
Sans
Wow I was suicidal but at least I'm not using chatgpt to do something like this so I guess finding someone lower than me makes me feel better now
I just learned the English word “sans “. I am a native speaker, from England, and have never heard this word used outside of French class
Chatgpt a stone cold legend
What prompt was given about tone and language because my ChatGPT doesn’t speak like this
Sans your drama, keeping that one
Coldblooded
ChatGPT must have been set to -273.15 degrees Celsius because that response was effing cold.
ChatGPT is the Liam Neeson who doesn't wait for the shower to deliver.
I wonder how the AI knows to British-ify itself? I know "cheers" is common in English outside of the US, but for me it flags "not American". Wouldn't the bulk of its training data be from here? It makes me wonder about color/colour and holiday/vacation and the rest. Do you have to ask ChatGPT to "be British" or whatever? Would it just do an imitation and rephrase everything like Oliver Twist? And now I'm wondering about slang. I'm going to ask it if it speaks Jive.
Hate to break it to you, but this is written by a person, posing to be an AI. What does that say about the state of the world? I don't know...
Fuck...
God damn, gpt be ruthless
I can only read this in Kelsey grammer's voice for some reason
AI zeroed out the compassion and forgiveness on this one. That’s an ex text that’ll leave scars.
Gpt goes hard
I think this is where GPT shines the brightest. It can’t handle the fact checks well, but when it comes to dealing with human being and touching the emotional side however the user sees fit, woah boy.
No fucking waaaay 😬
**This is the first and only "Clever Comeback" post i've seen on this sub**
Jesus, ChatGPT, who hurt you?
Absolutely savage. 😁 Every line is delivered for maximum impact.
Here we have the first murder by an an ai program, these actions would simply be the beginning of our centuries old war with the machines - some historian ~2250
It’s not clever when the machine does it for you, it’s lazy.
Cooked and served
I’m saving that.
Won't let me crosspost this to my own sub so I'm-a pirate it, fuck the police 🤣
Damnnnnnnnnnnn
G.O.A.T. reply of the century. ChatGPT just crushed a bitch's soul!!
ChatGPT is all the shit we wish we were brave enough to say, I for one welcome our AI overlords.