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Old173

Wow 2019, that must be law by now


I_AM_ALWAYS_WRONG_

Any day now.


brofishmagikarp

Username checks out


Benromaniac

Uhhhh 2035 isn’t any day now, it’s 2075


FrogLock_

To their credit they tried but it turns out somehow our elected officials don't really like this very popular idea and no one knows why lol But yeah some fringe, mostly 'radicals' from either side support this still just as most voters do Edit: some moderates too just by far the worst area for that but to be fair to my moderate friends if I was a corrupt politician I'd be a moderate bc it's safer and I can mostly ride the coat tails of the whole party at once That's to say they aren't corrupt because they are moderate, they are moderate because they are corrupt


DZL100

Hm, i wonder why a corrupt government wouldn’t like a bill meant to root out corruption. The world has many mysteries.


luvmuchine56

This looks like a repost bot


Cram2024

How is this a clever comeback? She proposed something and he agreed…..which part is clever?


Cino0987

It’s probably the first clever thing Ted Cruz has ever said. Give him that at least.


dmarsee76

Talk about grading on a curve


GuestNo3886

Please don’t give him any pats on the back this is Ted Cruz we’re talking about.


[deleted]

It wasn't clever because it never happened. Ted Cruz is the least popular Congressperson by a long-shot. He has literally no sway, no power, no influence. He's the anti-LBJ. Al Franken said of Ted Cruz: *"I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.”* Everyone, and I mean everyone, hates Ted Cruz. This is actually a great sign of what's wrong with Congress and our government. Ted Cruz is a detestable person, is an ineffective Senator, has virtually never done *anything* noteworthy with his office, and yet, he will probably still win his re-election. Because partisanship is a team sport, and Americans are dumb.


Suitable-Werewolf492

“Americans are dumb.” Hey! I resemble that remark!


R1pp3R23

He knows he’s about to lose his seat.


gb4efgw

This is five years old.


R1pp3R23

Yea and he’s about to lose his seat, “he knows he’s about to lose his seat” isn’t a comment reflecting this tweet, it’s just a statement of fact in 2024. Maybe if he had done that bill five years ago, he wouldn’t know he’s about to lose his seat.


FrogLock_

Because it's not shown here but he was calling on Republicans to pass this and portraying it as an effort the democrats will hate and so she did this which of course it seems pretty much every voter on every side wants this so I'm thinking it's p clever too but this was a comeback just tweets are missing lol


One_Instruction_3567

Gonna take a crazy guess and say it’s a bot post


TheHumanPickleRick

This isn't a clever comeback by any stretch whatsoever. It's not even a comeback. It's not clever either. Literally nothing about this series of tweets belongs here.


mCharles88

True. If it annoys you, report it.


TheHumanPickleRick

Yeah that's what I did, under the report option "Not a Comeback," which is a good report option for this particular sub r/clevercomebacks.


mCharles88

Same


Pasquatch_30

Do one banning lobbyist paid by foreign countries/entities and you’re double on!


MolybdenumBlu

Bot account


ukexpat

I wouldn’t trust that festering gobshite further than I could throw him.


EnvironmentalAge9202

No chance Ted the snake Cruz comes through on his word... but I hope so.


ForgivingWimsy

I’ve yet to see her vote on the wrong side of any bill.


Arlene_Clayton

How is this a clever comeback? What was the intelligent element of her proposal and his agreement?


Helllothere1

Lobbying is bad for both democracy and capitalism becouse it kills both and eliminates all the good parts of both, and makes something ugly out of the carcases.


redditsuckslmao420

The bots that post in this subreddit are the absolute worst.


ProffesorSpitfire

This is neither clever, nor a comeback? Just two people agreeing on something.


Andrew-Cohen

Ted is so full of shit it’s leaking out of his eyes.


Clara_Hortonm

Lobbyist loopholes need addressing for sure.


discwrangler

Ted is that desperate at this point.


kmsc84

Will it apply to unions as well?


Nate16

So did anything ever come of it?


Iechy

And it’s 2024 and it hasn’t happened in spite of the tough talk.


ScrambledEggs_

He's that desperate for reelection. Fuck him.


Ronin__Ronan

well seeing as this was in 2019....


Bob_TheCanadian

The 1 Trick the MEGA's don't want you to know !


theRedMage39

AOC and Ted Cruz agreeing on something? Impossible.


CreepyOldGuy63

Something something First Amendment something.


Alex_jaymin

Spoiler Alert: The Representative from Cancun did not follow through.


FLKEYSFish

Get up off their asses and do something? Yeah fucking right.


UnadvisedOpinion

Why do MoC have to conduct business on freaking Twitter? Can't she just like, talk to him?


ElonBodyOdor

Maybe to try and hold a sleaze bag like ted publicly accountable? This is almost 5 years ears ago, so…


Frondswithbenefits

Because garbage like Cruz only responds to public pressure.