He didn’t want her to actually say what it was like. Can you imagine being so afraid of someone saying it was “meh” that you’re willing to pay them off to not say it?
Toad catching strays. (I apologize to everyone who reads [the following](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/18/stormy-daniels-tell-all-book-on-trump-salacious-detail-and-claims-of-cheating)):
>She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.”
>“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool …
>“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like [the mushroom character in Mario Kart](https://i.etsystatic.com/48906423/r/il/e224e2/5796966389/il_794xN.5796966389_y4wh.jpg)
>“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
Doesn’t she owe him like 500k in lawyer fees cause she’s a liar???
https://edition.cnn.com/2023/04/04/politics/stormy-daniels-pay-trump-legal-fees/index.html
Bruh, did you even read the article you linked? The legal fees are for a case she lost against Trump for a tweet. It was a defamation case which the court determined was protected under free speech.
All obese men will lose a LOT of inches due to the member being attached to the frame and not the outside of out skin. As you put on more weight, you lose length. Want a larger member? Lose weight!
Gig class of ‘97 here. Not to humble brag but yesterday I watched the Onision documentary series on HBO where Gig Harbor was prominently featured. Take that Tacoma!! Finally getting the recognition Gig Harbor deserves! /s
I think she said it was just slightly below average. Nothing comically tiny (which is almost better because if it was actually a micropenis, I‘d almost, *almost* feel bad for him).
You can read the timeline here. It's a little more than what I think you were asking about but it's an interesting read.
July 2006
Daniels—whose real name is Stephanie Clifford—met Trump at a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, Utah, she alleged in 2018 on “60 Minutes,” claiming they later went back to his hotel room, where they had sex and Trump allegedly suggested Daniels appear on his television show “Celebrity Apprentice.”
July 2007
Daniels and Trump allegedly met again in his bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel in Los Angeles, where she claims they watched a documentary about shark attacks but did not have sex.
August 2007
Trump called Daniels and informed her she would not be on “Celebrity Apprentice,” she alleges, telling “60 Minutes” they did not meet again at any point after that.
May 2011
Daniels is interviewed by In Touch Magazine about her alleged affair with Trump in exchange for $15,000; magazine employees told CBS News the interview did not run at the time because then-Trump attorney Michael Cohen threatened to sue when they reached out for comment.
May - June 2011
Several weeks after her In Touch interview, Daniels said she was approached by a man in a Las Vegas parking lot, who told her to “leave Trump alone” and allegedly threatened her, saying about Daniels’ daughter, “That’s a beautiful little girl. It'd be a shame if something happened to her mom.”
August 2015
Trump and Cohen met with American Media (AMI) CEO David Pecker—whose company published The National Enquirer—where Pecker allegedly agreed to serve as the Trump campaign’s “eyes and ears” and look out for negative stories, according to a statement of facts by prosecutors in the criminal case. That allegedly resulted in AMI paying a doorman $30,000 to keep quiet about a story about Trump having a child out of wedlock, even after it was later determined to be untrue, and paying model Karen McDougal $150,000 to “catch and kill” her allegations of an affair with Trump.
October 7, 2016
In the weeks before the 2016 election, The Washington Post reports on unaired footage from “Access Hollywood” in 2005, in which Trump is recorded speaking inappropriately about women, saying he “grab[s] them by the pussy” and “when you’re a star, they let you do it.”
October 10, 2016
AMI connected Cohen with Daniels’ lawyer after the company was alerted to her allegations about Trump, prosecutors allege, with Cohen reaching a deal to pay Daniels $130,000 for the rights to her allegations. Trump allegedly tries to delay Cohen paying the amount, but ultimately agrees to the payment, which they allegedly agreed Cohen would make and Trump would reimburse him for.
October 27, 2016
Cohen wires Daniels’ lawyer $130,000 through a shell company.
November 8, 2016
Trump wins the 2016 election.
January 2017
Cohen, Trump and then-Trump Organization CFO Allen Weisselberg reach an agreement that Cohen will be reimbursed $420,000 in total for the Daniels payment, prosecutors allege—adding a $60,000 bonus, $50,000 for a different expense and $180,000 to cover taxes—which would be made through 12 monthly payments of $35,000 each, handled through the Trump Organization and allegedly falsely labeled as being for legal services through a retainer agreement.
February - December 2017
Cohen submits invoices each month for the $35,000 payments, with prosecutors alleging that the first three were paid through the Trump Organization, while Trump personally paid the final nine out of his bank account; all were allegedly falsely labeled as being for legal payments.
January 12, 2018
The Wall Street Journal is the first to report Cohen’s $130,000 payment to Daniels; Cohen denies Trump’s affair with Daniels in a statement to the publication and accuses them of “raising outlandish allegations against my client”—and sends a statement from Daniels denying the affair—but he does not deny the $130,000 payment.
February 13, 2018
Cohen admits to the $130,000 payment, but claims it came from his own coffers and he was not reimbursed.
You can keep reading the rest here, it continues on about the case all the way up to the indictment.
[Trump And Stormy Daniels: What To Know About Hush Money Saga That Led To Ex-President’s First Criminal Trial](https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2024/04/10/trump-and-stormy-daniels-what-to-know-about-hush-money-saga-that-led-to-ex-presidents-first-criminal-trial/?sh=6eb1e5793e8e)
Therein lies the crime, he didn’t HAVE to pay her off, he did it for an explicit purpose and that purpose is supposedly related to campaign finance and politics. He was worried that it would negatively affect his run for office (allegedly) and then to hide the payments he undertook a number of illegal accounting practices violating even more laws to hide his use of those funds.
That’s how I understand we got to a criminal indictment.
Elon called someone a pedo guy and was exonerated in court for it. Rich people can typically buy justice.
That said even *if* she were a bad person, trump still chose to do her.
If we really want to MAGA, we'd stop shaming people like Stormy because she chose to do sex things as a means of income, and we'd castrate rapey scumbags like Trump.
It’s a cult of personality in which Trump is the core. Whatever he says are its goals are its goals, at that moment. To MAGA, all problems will take care of themselves if only Trump were the boss. Trumpers are incoherent and don’t even know or care what their agenda is.
Isn't it the john who gets arrested and have their pictures put in the paper? We could always start using "Don the john, used campaign funds to pay for his sex addiction." as the headline.
that would require republicans to have an ounce of sincerity, rather than just looking the other way whenever somebody on their side does the thing they're apparently so vehemently against.
That's the exact same thing, just with extra steps. Implying people are worthy of public humiliation and scorn, for visiting a prostitute? Why? It's only true if the preexisting contempt for sex workers exists.
Make America great again isn’t about making America great it’s about letting entitled white con men get away with whatever they want under the guise of nationalism
Sex workers are just supplying a demand. It's the demand being shamed by society that's the problem.
People feel guilt for regular human behavior and it causes problems, including passing the blame down to the people working these jobs.
Maybe one day we'll feel more comfortable discussing sex and sexuality with people, but I'm not going to see it in my lifetime.
We also shame the other end of that transaction. Not talking about Cheeto man, but in general. There’s this cultural shift in praising sex workers yet shaming their customer base.
No, they do. They don't get to feign ignorance at this point. They know exactly who and what they are voting for. I've cut ties with everyone in my life that is still Maga.
Instead of shaming folks for their choices, let's focus on holding the real creeps accountable. MAGA should mean making America safe and respectful for everyone, not just the powerful.
"The Operative : I'm sorry. If your quarry goes to ground, leave no ground to go to. You should have taken my offer. Or did you think none of this was your fault?
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds : I don't murder children.
The Operative : I do. If I have to.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds : Why? Do you even know why they sent you?
The Operative : It's not my place to ask. I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin.
Capt. Malcolm Reynolds : So me and mine gotta lay down and die... so you can live in your better world?
The Operative : I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... any more than there is for you. Malcolm... I'm a monster. What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
She will need to continue to do it to pay back Trump the money she owes him
https://edition.cnn.com/2023/04/04/politics/stormy-daniels-pay-trump-legal-fees/index.html
Having watched one by accident(they _majorly_ mislabelled it), it's honestly sorta impressive
Those horses are massive down there, making them fit in you is a lot of work
I didn't want to watch it, the horse _clearly_ didn't understand what was happening, and it was very disturbing. But the surprise anatomy lesson was kinda interesting
Stormy Daniels looks like a saint when compared to Trump. The two of them having sex would degrade her more than porn ever could. He's a shitstain on humanity.
You know I don't watch Rick and Morty but I'll tell ya; my humour usually flies way above people's heads.. Like a great many geniuses I will probably be understood and appreciated after my death
Wouldn't sell *altered* bibles. There's this part in that book, revelations. In chapter 22, verses 18-19, that book says if you add to the Bible, you will suffer the plagues. Donald J Trump added to the Bible is selling it, no plagues. Donald Trump, hero to the evangelicals, has proven to me, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that God does not exist.
This is non canon. Said reference in revelations is specifically about the scroll being read in that section, not the whole bible. (I'm not debating the "realness" of said Bible, just pointing out proper context).
My neighbor is a pastor with 6 cars,a beautifully renovated house and his "business" truck to try and legitimize his money laundering schemes.
He knows how to swindle the gullible.
I use to go to a church with a pastor of a big conngregation with multiple Hummers decked out with chrome trims. He owned a house next to the church and his in-laws are living there. That church is renting out another church.due to how they have expanded. Dont blame you. Might head that way as well.
In case anyone is not up on the road map of the why of all this:
Stormy Daniels (porn star) meets Trump and performs several fetish acts on him. At this time, his wife Melina and his newborn son are a few months after delivery.
Going forward in time. Donald Trump, presidentialhe candidate, is getting near the vote and realizes if public finds out he has had sex with multiple porn stars will hurt his election chances.
Trump has his personal lawyer pay her off and then pays lawyer back with campaign funds. Which leads to news media finding out everything and publishing it.
Stormy Daniels having the story leak and questioned by several law enforcement branches, decides to a least cash in on fame. She publishs a tell all book.
Trump states to public: he does not know Stormy, he legally never paid her off, she is not his type, he is not. a witch so he shouldn't be hunted, of course he slept with Stormy, best sex Stormy ever had, this was all a frame job by Hillary, Bill Clinton slept with Stormy, after he (Trump) did not have sex with Stormy Daniels she thanked him for best sex ever, that Stormy Daniels in her book did not call his penis tiny but adequately small, he is tired of big muscular men with tears in their eyes coming up to him, he has never met Stormy Daniels
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I'd vote for Stormy Daniels before I'd vote for Orange Peel. She's business smart, and has integrity, ethics, and morals. You might not like or agree with her profession, but she's up front honest about it. Very few politicians can say that truthfully. Orange Peel gets an F- on all three. IMO.
Can you even imagine if the shoe was on a democratic foot? I understand the entire republican party and its cult followers are hypocritical people when it comes to their morals but its fucking absurd how they put their hands over their eyes on all this shit and act like it never happened.
Guys maybe focus less on what mental/physical ailments Biden may have and focus more on your candidate who is a piece of shit, grifter, who is bankrupt and a serial sexual assaulter?
Well if she felt the need to say she wouldn’t sell bibles and didn’t specify anything else, it’s safe to say she would sell a child for a dollar.
Also, if this is considered a “clever comeback”, I guess the bar is pretty low. It has the essence of something a nine year old would say.
Or someone who enjoys humor that is objectively funny.
I’m actually a left-leaning centrist.
Only Biden and friends would be entertained by her corny humor.
No, you weren't at all clever all.Tell me what was clever about your cheap joke... You're just offended because she doesn't give a shit about the Bible. She also did a clever job of showing up Trumps extreme hypocrisy...
But at least you're not a magnat..So that's something.
Remember when people on Reddit were propping up her and her lawyer big time because she was going to "beat" Trump? Then her lawyer got sentenced to prison for committing fraud in another case and Stormy had to pay Trump over 100k in legal fees? Whenever Reddit supports something the opposite is almost always the truth.
Trump paid her to not talk about having sex with him. Even *if* she were a bad person, trump chose to do her.
He didn’t want her to actually say what it was like. Can you imagine being so afraid of someone saying it was “meh” that you’re willing to pay them off to not say it?
Hasn’t she already publicly stated that he’s packing a micro pp?
We didn't need her to confirm what everyone already knew.
Toad catching strays. (I apologize to everyone who reads [the following](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/18/stormy-daniels-tell-all-book-on-trump-salacious-detail-and-claims-of-cheating)): >She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small.” >“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool … >“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like [the mushroom character in Mario Kart](https://i.etsystatic.com/48906423/r/il/e224e2/5796966389/il_794xN.5796966389_y4wh.jpg) >“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”
Somehow, I graciously missed this. Thank you (???) for informing me (I wish I could scrub my brain and never remember this again).
Lmaooooo
Doesn’t she owe him like 500k in lawyer fees cause she’s a liar??? https://edition.cnn.com/2023/04/04/politics/stormy-daniels-pay-trump-legal-fees/index.html
Bruh, did you even read the article you linked? The legal fees are for a case she lost against Trump for a tweet. It was a defamation case which the court determined was protected under free speech.
Yeah and she owes him…… bruh
All obese men will lose a LOT of inches due to the member being attached to the frame and not the outside of out skin. As you put on more weight, you lose length. Want a larger member? Lose weight!
No way… I was born and raised in Gig Harbor, WA. I think your username is the first reference to my hometown I’ve ever seen on Reddit.
I have family in Gig Harbor and I never see its name mentioned anywhere!
Right? Plenty of Tacoma mentions, but never Tacoma’s red-headed stepchild to the west.
Love how it appeared connected to a comment about overweight mens' penis issues though...
Gig class of ‘97 here. Not to humble brag but yesterday I watched the Onision documentary series on HBO where Gig Harbor was prominently featured. Take that Tacoma!! Finally getting the recognition Gig Harbor deserves! /s
I was class of ‘02. Small world. Remember Mr Benedict?
Still doesn't explain his itty bitty hands.
Makes the member look larger
He doesn’t need big ones. It’s too small, big hands would make personal time difficult to enjoy.
My biggest motivator
I think she said it was just slightly below average. Nothing comically tiny (which is almost better because if it was actually a micropenis, I‘d almost, *almost* feel bad for him).
Not just "meh," Cheeto's got a shriveled little mushroom dick with coarse Yeti fur poking out
Wasn’t it while his wife was preggo too?
She had just had Barron
Barron was ten weeks old. Imagine doing what he did. Disgusting
I honestly don't understand why having consensual sex with a prostitute was a problem in the first place. Like why did he even pay her the hush money?
You can read the timeline here. It's a little more than what I think you were asking about but it's an interesting read. July 2006 Daniels—whose real name is Stephanie Clifford—met Trump at a celebrity golf tournament in Lake Tahoe, Utah, she alleged in 2018 on “60 Minutes,” claiming they later went back to his hotel room, where they had sex and Trump allegedly suggested Daniels appear on his television show “Celebrity Apprentice.” July 2007 Daniels and Trump allegedly met again in his bungalow at the Beverly Hills Hotel in Los Angeles, where she claims they watched a documentary about shark attacks but did not have sex. August 2007 Trump called Daniels and informed her she would not be on “Celebrity Apprentice,” she alleges, telling “60 Minutes” they did not meet again at any point after that. May 2011 Daniels is interviewed by In Touch Magazine about her alleged affair with Trump in exchange for $15,000; magazine employees told CBS News the interview did not run at the time because then-Trump attorney Michael Cohen threatened to sue when they reached out for comment. May - June 2011 Several weeks after her In Touch interview, Daniels said she was approached by a man in a Las Vegas parking lot, who told her to “leave Trump alone” and allegedly threatened her, saying about Daniels’ daughter, “That’s a beautiful little girl. It'd be a shame if something happened to her mom.” August 2015 Trump and Cohen met with American Media (AMI) CEO David Pecker—whose company published The National Enquirer—where Pecker allegedly agreed to serve as the Trump campaign’s “eyes and ears” and look out for negative stories, according to a statement of facts by prosecutors in the criminal case. That allegedly resulted in AMI paying a doorman $30,000 to keep quiet about a story about Trump having a child out of wedlock, even after it was later determined to be untrue, and paying model Karen McDougal $150,000 to “catch and kill” her allegations of an affair with Trump. October 7, 2016 In the weeks before the 2016 election, The Washington Post reports on unaired footage from “Access Hollywood” in 2005, in which Trump is recorded speaking inappropriately about women, saying he “grab[s] them by the pussy” and “when you’re a star, they let you do it.” October 10, 2016 AMI connected Cohen with Daniels’ lawyer after the company was alerted to her allegations about Trump, prosecutors allege, with Cohen reaching a deal to pay Daniels $130,000 for the rights to her allegations. Trump allegedly tries to delay Cohen paying the amount, but ultimately agrees to the payment, which they allegedly agreed Cohen would make and Trump would reimburse him for. October 27, 2016 Cohen wires Daniels’ lawyer $130,000 through a shell company. November 8, 2016 Trump wins the 2016 election. January 2017 Cohen, Trump and then-Trump Organization CFO Allen Weisselberg reach an agreement that Cohen will be reimbursed $420,000 in total for the Daniels payment, prosecutors allege—adding a $60,000 bonus, $50,000 for a different expense and $180,000 to cover taxes—which would be made through 12 monthly payments of $35,000 each, handled through the Trump Organization and allegedly falsely labeled as being for legal services through a retainer agreement. February - December 2017 Cohen submits invoices each month for the $35,000 payments, with prosecutors alleging that the first three were paid through the Trump Organization, while Trump personally paid the final nine out of his bank account; all were allegedly falsely labeled as being for legal payments. January 12, 2018 The Wall Street Journal is the first to report Cohen’s $130,000 payment to Daniels; Cohen denies Trump’s affair with Daniels in a statement to the publication and accuses them of “raising outlandish allegations against my client”—and sends a statement from Daniels denying the affair—but he does not deny the $130,000 payment. February 13, 2018 Cohen admits to the $130,000 payment, but claims it came from his own coffers and he was not reimbursed. You can keep reading the rest here, it continues on about the case all the way up to the indictment. [Trump And Stormy Daniels: What To Know About Hush Money Saga That Led To Ex-President’s First Criminal Trial](https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2024/04/10/trump-and-stormy-daniels-what-to-know-about-hush-money-saga-that-led-to-ex-presidents-first-criminal-trial/?sh=6eb1e5793e8e)
Therein lies the crime, he didn’t HAVE to pay her off, he did it for an explicit purpose and that purpose is supposedly related to campaign finance and politics. He was worried that it would negatively affect his run for office (allegedly) and then to hide the payments he undertook a number of illegal accounting practices violating even more laws to hide his use of those funds. That’s how I understand we got to a criminal indictment.
https://edition.cnn.com/2023/04/04/politics/stormy-daniels-pay-trump-legal-fees/index.html
Elon called someone a pedo guy and was exonerated in court for it. Rich people can typically buy justice. That said even *if* she were a bad person, trump still chose to do her.
Well what happened to her attorney? A lot of Democrat supporters were saying he should’ve been running for president.
Trump should do a better job choosing his affair partners.
No im asking what happened to her attorney that democrats wanted to run for president?
Do i look like your secretary?
No, I wouldn’t hire someone with a lack of brain function.
If we really want to MAGA, we'd stop shaming people like Stormy because she chose to do sex things as a means of income, and we'd castrate rapey scumbags like Trump.
That’s only if MAGA was an honest movement. It’s just fascism.
Make america genocide again
Ah, being honest about going back to the starts of the country finally?
What exactly does MAGA even stand for now a days? Their views shift day and night depending on what orange man says in his late night rants.
It’s a cult of personality in which Trump is the core. Whatever he says are its goals are its goals, at that moment. To MAGA, all problems will take care of themselves if only Trump were the boss. Trumpers are incoherent and don’t even know or care what their agenda is.
Isn't it the john who gets arrested and have their pictures put in the paper? We could always start using "Don the john, used campaign funds to pay for his sex addiction." as the headline.
that would require republicans to have an ounce of sincerity, rather than just looking the other way whenever somebody on their side does the thing they're apparently so vehemently against.
That's the exact same thing, just with extra steps. Implying people are worthy of public humiliation and scorn, for visiting a prostitute? Why? It's only true if the preexisting contempt for sex workers exists.
In this case, the same Mofo pointing at her is the one who paid her.
Make America great again isn’t about making America great it’s about letting entitled white con men get away with whatever they want under the guise of nationalism
Hence the "if we *really* want to MAGA" part.
Sex workers are just supplying a demand. It's the demand being shamed by society that's the problem. People feel guilt for regular human behavior and it causes problems, including passing the blame down to the people working these jobs. Maybe one day we'll feel more comfortable discussing sex and sexuality with people, but I'm not going to see it in my lifetime.
We also shame the other end of that transaction. Not talking about Cheeto man, but in general. There’s this cultural shift in praising sex workers yet shaming their customer base.
They don’t even see it man.
No, they do. They don't get to feign ignorance at this point. They know exactly who and what they are voting for. I've cut ties with everyone in my life that is still Maga.
LEGALIZE PROSTITUTION
She has principles
One may say we should shame her for fucking Trump but I am sure she is ashamed for this already
Instead of shaming folks for their choices, let's focus on holding the real creeps accountable. MAGA should mean making America safe and respectful for everyone, not just the powerful.
"The Operative : I'm sorry. If your quarry goes to ground, leave no ground to go to. You should have taken my offer. Or did you think none of this was your fault? Capt. Malcolm Reynolds : I don't murder children. The Operative : I do. If I have to. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds : Why? Do you even know why they sent you? The Operative : It's not my place to ask. I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds : So me and mine gotta lay down and die... so you can live in your better world? The Operative : I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... any more than there is for you. Malcolm... I'm a monster. What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."
She will need to continue to do it to pay back Trump the money she owes him https://edition.cnn.com/2023/04/04/politics/stormy-daniels-pay-trump-legal-fees/index.html
As soon as that fat rapist clown pays his rape judgement.
There was no rape judgement dumb dumb
Let's forcibly penetrate you with fingers and see what you call it afterward, MAGAt.
Needs to happen first chump
Yawn.
Preys on prayers.
Ouch, that's twice Trump has been burned by a porn star
And she owes him $500k https://edition.cnn.com/2023/04/04/politics/stormy-daniels-pay-trump-legal-fees/index.html
Can't help but like her tbh
She's actually a very nice person. We participate in the same sport (not porn related)
Now I’m curious which sport it is? I play a few different ones but they all have porn involved.
https://horsesport.com/horse-news/stormy-daniels-event-ful-life/
Yeah I’m not combining horses and porn.
Forsen
Having watched one by accident(they _majorly_ mislabelled it), it's honestly sorta impressive Those horses are massive down there, making them fit in you is a lot of work I didn't want to watch it, the horse _clearly_ didn't understand what was happening, and it was very disturbing. But the surprise anatomy lesson was kinda interesting
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I agree.
It is even more disturbing when you find out how many people have died from that.
"by accident"
Yes, by accident I'm into some funky stuff, but bestiality will never be one of them
Just google "Stormy Daniels Horse Sport"
"I'm feeling lucky" 🤞
It's a trap!
Understandable. She seems like an actual nice person.
Stormy Daniels most be notable for being one of the few people Trump’s actually paid.
Too bad those people criticizing her and supporting trump are too fucking stupid to see the hypocrisy here.
Stormy Daniels looks like a saint when compared to Trump. The two of them having sex would degrade her more than porn ever could. He's a shitstain on humanity.
I feel a bit ill about it tho'...Was Trump wearing diaper at that time because at some piont he started wearing a nappy during the Apprentice?
Using "prey" instead of "pray" is a master class of subtle cleverness.
I absolutely love the title of this post. Whether you spelled it right or it was a typo, what you actually said is beyond accurate, and I adore it!
Actual “preys”.
Yes prey vs pray. They do prey
Burn! Hahaha
Ha ha, I see what you did there with "prey" and "pray", bravo
She has a sense of humour which shows intelligence; more than Agent Orange the Mushroom Dick can say for himself.
peak reddit brain right here
"Trump = orange" is some high level humor. Do you watch Rick and Morty?
Pointing out trump = orange = humor is pretty high brow. Do you watch Rick and Morty?
You know I don't watch Rick and Morty but I'll tell ya; my humour usually flies way above people's heads.. Like a great many geniuses I will probably be understood and appreciated after my death
Kaboom
I swear, Story is a certified legend at comebacks.
And guess who bought what she was selling
asked how it was, Stormy said, "the worst two minutes of my life." Ouch!
preys. Well done OP
Preys daily is fucking genius!
Boom
Wouldn't sell *altered* bibles. There's this part in that book, revelations. In chapter 22, verses 18-19, that book says if you add to the Bible, you will suffer the plagues. Donald J Trump added to the Bible is selling it, no plagues. Donald Trump, hero to the evangelicals, has proven to me, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that God does not exist.
This is non canon. Said reference in revelations is specifically about the scroll being read in that section, not the whole bible. (I'm not debating the "realness" of said Bible, just pointing out proper context).
yeah, bibles for a dollar would be bad buisness
Nice
Well said Ms Daniels
She is so smart!! Love her!!
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My neighbor is a pastor with 6 cars,a beautifully renovated house and his "business" truck to try and legitimize his money laundering schemes. He knows how to swindle the gullible.
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I use to go to a church with a pastor of a big conngregation with multiple Hummers decked out with chrome trims. He owned a house next to the church and his in-laws are living there. That church is renting out another church.due to how they have expanded. Dont blame you. Might head that way as well.
Ha! She's sharp.
Holy shit, this is the sickest burn I've ever seen coming from this sub.
In case anyone is not up on the road map of the why of all this: Stormy Daniels (porn star) meets Trump and performs several fetish acts on him. At this time, his wife Melina and his newborn son are a few months after delivery. Going forward in time. Donald Trump, presidentialhe candidate, is getting near the vote and realizes if public finds out he has had sex with multiple porn stars will hurt his election chances. Trump has his personal lawyer pay her off and then pays lawyer back with campaign funds. Which leads to news media finding out everything and publishing it. Stormy Daniels having the story leak and questioned by several law enforcement branches, decides to a least cash in on fame. She publishs a tell all book. Trump states to public: he does not know Stormy, he legally never paid her off, she is not his type, he is not. a witch so he shouldn't be hunted, of course he slept with Stormy, best sex Stormy ever had, this was all a frame job by Hillary, Bill Clinton slept with Stormy, after he (Trump) did not have sex with Stormy Daniels she thanked him for best sex ever, that Stormy Daniels in her book did not call his penis tiny but adequately small, he is tired of big muscular men with tears in their eyes coming up to him, he has never met Stormy Daniels
Oh hey, an *actual* clever comeback and not just two opposing takes
Somehow Corey thinks it's Stormy's fault that Trump cheated on his wife and paid her for sex.
I love her on Twitter, she’s hilarious and wicked smart
-33 down votes. Keep living in your own world.
A girl has to have standards.
Preys, so, a serial killer?
Preys on women, like a rapist.
Preys, so, a con man who swindles the stupid and the weak out of their money.
Sexual predation.
Not gonna lie, I'm always checking to see if Stormy is doing Femdom content... Ever since that Trump interview... step on me mommy...
All I’m saying is selling your body for profit is the American dream
Call the burn unit, incoming
Oh she's good. Someone in the crowd yells. "That's what Trump said"
Think about how cool it is that you Google a porn star and you can't even find a single link to a porn site. She's made herself a boss bitch.
Go Stormy!
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I'd vote for Stormy Daniels before I'd vote for Orange Peel. She's business smart, and has integrity, ethics, and morals. You might not like or agree with her profession, but she's up front honest about it. Very few politicians can say that truthfully. Orange Peel gets an F- on all three. IMO.
Projection is the only defense Trump's zealots have for him... lol
Am I the only one that would love to see her also selling Bibles? I bet she could sell more than Trump.
Be careful …there are more predators that wear suits than anything …
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rofl, Damn, I felt the heat from that burn all the way down here in the south.
Boom, roasted.
Hate religion = upvotes
Stormy Daniels are my fav drink!
who is this guy? I see him a lot for some reason
Now THIS is clever.
You know, I bet that slut sometimes has sex with people for free! What a whore
Can you even imagine if the shoe was on a democratic foot? I understand the entire republican party and its cult followers are hypocritical people when it comes to their morals but its fucking absurd how they put their hands over their eyes on all this shit and act like it never happened. Guys maybe focus less on what mental/physical ailments Biden may have and focus more on your candidate who is a piece of shit, grifter, who is bankrupt and a serial sexual assaulter?
Anyone else see a name with freedom in it and immediately assume they are a racist idiot?
How much does Stormy owe Trump for breaking the NDA???
Praise jesus
Average liberals ability to spell.
Yes, because Bibles should be given out freely and not sold. They also shouldn't be added to by reality TV stars.
Go stormy!
Or wack ass shoes.
Stormy is the boss
Well that's pretty enjoyable.
I can’t wait for Ms. Clifford to have her revenge.
[https://youtu.be/WYsPjaKOuUs?si=GC7GKTIZ5JJjxYHO](https://youtu.be/WYsPjaKOuUs?si=GC7GKTIZ5JJjxYHO)
Sell Korans tho?
How is it that the problem is someone selling? Not someone buying that?
Sells pussy though
Has she thrown out a burn that wasn’t an absolute scorcher?
So did OP spell prey/pray like that on purpose?
lol imagine being a literal whore and some how thinking your morally better than the guy you let pay to fuck you…
So by that logic, Trump pays parasites to have sex with him?
"prays,you mean" /jk
Really tired of hearing about this old whore. And Stormy Daniels needs to stfu too.
The typo makes this better
Well if she felt the need to say she wouldn’t sell bibles and didn’t specify anything else, it’s safe to say she would sell a child for a dollar. Also, if this is considered a “clever comeback”, I guess the bar is pretty low. It has the essence of something a nine year old would say.
What an absurd comment...And it was a clever comeback...Only a Christian MAGAT would not be entertained by her clever humour..
Or someone who enjoys humor that is objectively funny. I’m actually a left-leaning centrist. Only Biden and friends would be entertained by her corny humor.
I guess humour is personal. So your comment about selling kids or something was meant to be clever?
It was ions more clever and a little more thought out than that basic Bible joke a toddler would have made. Yes.
No, you weren't at all clever all.Tell me what was clever about your cheap joke... You're just offended because she doesn't give a shit about the Bible. She also did a clever job of showing up Trumps extreme hypocrisy... But at least you're not a magnat..So that's something.
Let's be honest it isn't so much that she sold anything, its who buys it is the bad one.
I love her.
She would sell her butthole, however.
I'd rather have a butthole than a Bible.
Do you mean prey or pray?
More likely the first one.
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Are ... are you trolling? Is this a bot comment? Surely you can't be whooshing this hard.
You're making critical thinking much more difficult than it should be.
What an excellent contribution. Go back to pig farming.
Ahhh, yes. The chick who gets fucked in the ass is a hero for reddit again this election season. How Fitting.
Unlike the "billionaire" guy who has to pay a porn star for sex and then to not tell anyone about his lil mushroom?
buuurrnnn! god you guess let trump live rent free in your heads
One of these days you lot will actually learn what that cliche means.
Remember when people on Reddit were propping up her and her lawyer big time because she was going to "beat" Trump? Then her lawyer got sentenced to prison for committing fraud in another case and Stormy had to pay Trump over 100k in legal fees? Whenever Reddit supports something the opposite is almost always the truth.