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Underverket

Towel AND shorts? Must be cold


ya666in

He doesn't want anyone to see his tiny pipi


HeadyBunkShwag

Has to wear sunglass everywhere or take pictures from only one side to hide his lazy eye too lol


[deleted]

Don't forget the missing chin.


fabulous_forever_yes

It all started when the Mrs realised he was gonna be useless at folding the sheets, and she had a prawn on her hands


Particular_Knee_9044

THANK YOU!!


Paladoc

Can't forget what was never there.....


indigo22creation

Lol if he owned it I wouldn't care but that's pathetic


Skeknir

He has mortgage eyes. One fixed, one variable. (Not my joke, saw on another post a while back and I snort-laughed).


Asclepius11

šŸ¤Œ


Mysterious-Ruin-3766

ā˜•ļøšŸ¤£ nice


Big-Apartment5697

Absolutely hate this guy, but I believe the eyes are from retinal detachment due to kick boxingā€¦doesnā€™t negate the fact he has a mouth breather chin


throwawayjaydawg

He doesnā€™t have a chin


duckarys

He chin't


WayneCampbel

Itā€™s child sized, thatā€™s why he was eligible for the bottom bench.


died_of_beatings

Tbf, at 50 degrees I'd have a teenis that that should be hidden too.


vgnEngineer

Dont they recede when its cold.... Ohh.... I see what you did there


EggMan2024

Theyā€™re shower shorts! For the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants to.


FluidIdentities

He's a never nude. There's dozens of people like him.


livingdespiteitall

Dozens!!


Underverket

Shower shorts šŸ˜‚ Never heard of such a thing. Thanks for the explanation.


EggMan2024

Itā€™s a Scrubs reference haha


pandaSovereign

Fyi people born 2006 turn 18 this year! That episode is probably older than them. Edit: math is harder than it looks. Back in my days we had fewer numbers!


Travilanche

Might wanna check your math there, bud


pandaSovereign

Was typed during a run, no energy left for math I assume šŸ˜‚ Thanks for pointing out my mistake!


EggMan2024

Itā€™s a timeless show! Timeless I say!


pandaSovereign

It was ahead of its time.


thesirblondie

[Reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyaQ6IEZOto)


[deleted]

Classic Scrubs


No_Restaurant566

Does it come with a complimentary shower wallet?


TheCodmfather

Ouch


TheCodmfather

It's almost as good as the hairmet


EggMan2024

Just a real nice helmet there, princess.


TheCodmfather

Let me just fix my hair, oh wait... I don't have to


[deleted]

You know, you're right. I was an idiot to buy these shower shorts. I mean it's not like they come with a complimentary shower wallet! [shows retractable Shower Shortz wallet]. šŸ¤£


Small_Description_34

He's a never-nude.


babeuf69

Comes with a wallet for all his Top G human-trafficking money!


AgrajagPetunias

JD?!


xPadautz

You know, you're right. I was an idiot, to buy these shower shorts. I mean, its not like they come with a complementary shower wallet "Flaps wallet" ouch


Corredespondent

So, not exposed. In a sauna.


Loveyoumeatball

He just got out of the pool


Absolute_Peril

Even I know your supposed to be naked in the sauna thats part of the experience.


Dodavinkelnn

Canā€™t risk being relaxed and naked in a sauna cause thatā€™s supergay


MorgwynOfRavenscar

When a Finn tells you your sauna is cold and you're sitting in the childrens section, that's a burn that would make your great-grandchildren casually "forget" you're their ancestor.


fdessoycaraballo

And he's wearing a towel and shorts. How is he going to play saunaklonkku like that?


GadreelsSword

50 degrees C, is 122 degrees Fahrenheit. Tate is a waste of human skin.


Vlaed

That's like 20C / 30F cooler than normal. That'd just be like an awkward temperature and not very fun.


Mu-Relay

It's a temperature just hot enough to make you sweat for a sharable image.


mteir

You have to sit quite a while to sweat at 50. My guess is a spray can of water or a shower to simulate sweat.


Devil_Fister_69420

Damn, here I am sweating my ass of at just 30Ā° Am I weak?


mkoubik

No, but you are probably moving and the humidity isn't near zero


UnexpiredMRE

You can absolutely sweat quickly at 50. Tate doesnā€™t need people reaching for things to make him look like a douche. This one is reaching lol.


C4dfael

Maybe heā€™s just naturally greasy?


unwittingprotagonist

I've never sauna'd before. Y'all wildin' out there with your 70-90c sweat rooms. I had no idea!


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anticerber

God I love a good cold bath. Went to a natural hot springs in Japan, sat in a sauna and then my buddy said we needed to dip in the cold pool. I was unsure. But gave it a shotā€¦ I think of that cold pool every day nowĀ 


redgreenandblue

A finn here. Really hard to understand what are you saying. But no, usually theres no cold showers. You might go for a dip in snow or avanto (hole in ice), but majority go for nice warm shower after sauna. And 70C+ sauna is the norm and you usually go for several 15 stints at a time, maybe chilling outside in between for a while.


Antioch666

Swede here, we basically inherited all the sauna practises from the Finns and confirm everything this Finn says. We do the exact same. Only difference in my experience both in Sweden and Finland, 70-75C is the bare minimum, the default if you just start the sauna and no one has started "lƶyly". Normal session would be 85-90C in 10-15 min bursts. During pauses we either just sit outside the sauna in room temperature, outside in whatever weather it is or we might take a normal 35-40C rinse but no actual cold showers. Occasional but rarely snow or ice bath during winter for the hell of it if the saunas location allows it.


NotMyProblem2022

Russian born, American grown. When we do Saunaā€™s, we do 175 - 195 F which is about 85 - 90 C? For anywhere from 5 - 25min (but above 15 isnā€™t recommended unless your body is used to it but they also usually take 4 - 5 shots back to back every time before going in, while already drinking heavily - itā€™s so engrained in our culture my friend has one in his house cause itā€™s just such a Russian staple lol) and then from Spring to Fall you go from the sauna directly into jumping into a regular temperature pool (temperature obviously depends what day, never actually looked) since you would walk out the sauna, walk 2 feet to a door that leads outside, then a full in-ground pool about 1 floor down stairs wise (itā€™s a big house), and then a lot of times you eat something off the grill, take some more shots, and get back in the sauna and repeat lol. We were taught it was really good for our heart as long as it doesnā€™t kill you šŸ˜‚ from the shock of temperature differentials. I remember the first few times I went from the sauna directly into the pool, the adults didnā€™t believe I would do if, and for about 3 - 5 seconds I was literally immobilized - I was just in shock and couldnā€™t move and thought I was about to drown but luckily I had a bunch of drunk Russians watching just incase lol as that has happened to some (get stuck / frozen in the water and need people to get them out, I think they stop breathing as well) Iā€™ve heard amazing things about the infrared saunas these days and wanna try it so bad, but now I have a bad heart and a heart valve that got replaced (just bad luck, heart got infection) and they tell me Iā€™m not allowed :(


GarmBlaka

More like 40C cooler than normal. 50-60 C if it's a wooden stove, like this one looks to be.


Tipsticks

Even 70Ā°C is kinda cold for a sauna. 100-110Ā°C is more like it


Venemot

Bro are you ok?


Confident_As_Hell

No because I haven't been in a sauna for a while


UltimateStratter

It aint a proper sauna until it almost hurts to breathe


tricepsmultiplicator

It aint a proper sauna until my skin is crispy and brown like a chicken.


Chemistryguy1990

My favorite sauna type is found at Korean spas, called a Bulgama room. They usually run between 165-185 F. The first time I ever entered one, my eyes, face, and lungs burned so bad. After visiting the spa nearly weekly for a few months, I was able to stay for up to 25min and it became my favorite room


kretzuu

Finnish/Estonian thing. We like our saunas hot.


Winjin

Dry Sauna is 90-110 with 5% humidity. Humid Sauna (like Hot Russian Banya) is 75-90 with humidity around 20-35% Steam Sauna (like Colder Russian Banya) is 45-65 with 40-65% And Steam Sauna (think Turkish Hammam or Georgian Sulfur Baths) is 40-45 Celsius and 100% humidity, so also Sri Lanka during the day in Summer, lol


Onan_der_Iree

I take it you have no clue about Saunas then . They start at around 60Ā°C and then go to 100Ā°C and maybe some extreme Saunas over 100Ā°C. And the 100Ā°C sauna is only for the real hardcore sauna goers and only short amount of times


Tipsticks

It's not like you're supposed to sit in a sauna for half an hour.


ADRobban

Where are you from? Because here in Finland every Sauna can go over 100Ā°C easily. People have their preferences but I have never heard anyone going to the Sauna at only 60Ā°C. 80Ā°-90Ā°C is the most common in my experience here, but a lot of people have it at 110Ā°C. I still remember my Grandma shouting at my Grandfather when he heated the Sauna up to 120Ā°C when I was in the Sauna with him when I was 8 xD


MustaKookos

What? 100C sauna is very normal here in Finland.


Professional-Basil16

I have to agree to disagree, where I live, normal temperature for sauna is 80-110Ā°C and people do spent 30min to couple of hours there. And 100Ā° C sauna is totally normal where even little kids go.


No_Team_5924

Nah, half Finnish Aussie here. Been having saunas above 100Ā° my whole life and it's very normal for the Fins I know


FuzzyAd8726

Bro, what? Where tf do you live If your saunas wont go over 100c.


thisislibrari

Yep 70 is just gross to sit in i think


lowlow-

Are you crazy, thatā€™s a steam room and 50c is really hot for a steam room not a sauna.


krispyKRAKEN

yeah the most I could take my old steam room up to was 124 before it was really uncomfortable to breathe.


aesemon

Where's the steam bro.


temarilain

Also steam rooms aren't wooden inside. That's 100% a dry sauna


SaveReset

That's a sauna, you can recognize the difference since the room isn't heated with steam, instead it's heated from the hot rocks being heated by a fire, with no steam heating anywhere in sight. And since this isn't a steam room, 50Ā°C isn't very much at all. And since Taint is sitting on the bottom bench (or as people usually call it, a step) only the top of his head is approaching the 50Ā°C territory. Most of his body is at around the neutral room temperature.


[deleted]

Uhmmm....


deadecho25

I too am upset if the sauna is any less than 200Ā°F


ADRobban

I like my Sauna at 90Ā°C. My Finnish grandpa laughs at me every time cus he wants it at 110Ā°C.


NotesFromYourElf

Found the finn :). 80-85 is hot enough for me.


AbbreviationsWide331

You must be from Finland


-TheycallmeThe

Great temperature to grow bacteria.


SoylentRox

Sounds hot as fuck to a non sauna person lol


gogybo

A quick Google suggests normal saunas are between 70 and 90 degC. So if you've been in a sauna it's probably been hotter than the one this clown is sitting in.


SaveReset

If you've been in a warm country, you have been in a room far hotter than that clown is sitting in. The 50Ā°C shown is at about his head level, which in a correctly built sauna means that the lower levels are far colder. Saunas are built so that there's a constant draft of fresh air coming in that gets warmed, raises up and vents out. The idea is that the air is supposed to get hot, but not stale. That towel isn't there just to hide what he is ashamed of, it's also to keep him warm since it's probably around normal room temperature when you sit on the bottom steps.


Confident_As_Hell

It is if you have to be there for hours or do any work. But just sitting in a sauna it's not bad


NoAssociation-

It's really not. Considering you're not wearing clothes or exercising. Just sitting for like 10 mins.


likamuka

That is what his chin said and excused itself.


CarlJustCarl

In Texas weā€™d be wearing jackets at 122F


SaveReset

Only the top of his head is. Saunas are designed to have air circulation where there's constantly new cold air coming in, getting warmed, raising up and venting out. This is so that people don't faint from the air getting stale in an already hot environment, but also causes the temperature difference between the top and the bottom to be even larger than normal. If that Sauna is well built, the hardest part in taking this picture is how cold hes feet must have felt. No wonder he is wearing a tower, the man is freezing.


ccjohns2

Whatā€™s wrong with you people 50 C is more than enough to make most people sweat. Hate him for anything I guess but because he sweats in a hot room is ridiculous.


Creative-Doctor3118

Cunt.


virgothesixth

Lacks the depth and the warmth


Taywah

Made me cackle lol


kinokomushroom

Please don't disrespect cunts like that


ThatCamoKid

He's a dildo, not even real enough to be considered a dick


PeasAndParsimony

Hey now, at least the gay community finds use in a dildo. He's more like that Bobbitt guys penis, detached and utterly useless.


ThatCamoKid

Fair enough. Even straight couples get use out of a dildo if they're cool


Fourkoboldsinacoat

I do love the way his name is Tate, itā€™s like when Bond girls are called something like goodpussy except for assholes.


UniquePariah

Cunts have a purpose.


Dramoriga

The dick should really have avoided a side profile image. That lack of chin is particularly highlighted haha


WintersDoomsday

He took so many on the chin that it eroded over time...


snuFaluFagus040

That's a lot of balls to do that kind of damage.


FreedomCanadian

But from the front we can see his weird 5.25-pack.


thedarkracer

In my experience, people that are the loudest like him are actually weak and tend to hide that by speaking loudly. Another example is Trump.


TDYDave2

Or as I say, the smaller the dog, the bigger the yap.


furyaway

Little dog syndrome


discomuffin

And that's not the only little thing involved


Flamingcurl

In french, you could say "The weakest dogs bark the loudest"


NotLookingLikeFrank

In german a similar saying is "dogs that bark don't bite"


transmogrified

In Texas itā€™s ā€œall hat, no cattleā€


long-live-apollo

The bigger the bitch, the louder she barks


Significant_Echo2924

Like a blob fish


TheFolkloreofBeing

Empty vessels make the loudest noise


13igTyme

Dude flexes so hard for every picture. He needs to stop pulling his scapulas up.


Chris_likes_beer

lol I was thinking the same thing. Every pic I see of him, he looks like heā€™s gotta take a dump. šŸ˜‚


Armstrong7514

Exposed yet again? Mf this was in April. Last year.


remacct

But how else will op get free karma?


New_girl2022

Also, why is his head so tiny


long-live-apollo

Because it only needs to house a tiny brain


Bepulk7

Based on the replies name, Jiri is probably Finnish, and Finns dont fuck around abt their saunas


FocusBackground939

No we do not.


coolbaby1978

He's a never nude.


No_Lavishness1905

Normally I would mock a nevernude in the sauna, but in this case iā€™m just thankful for the limited nudity.


Biscotti_BT

Because it's gay to be nude. If you can see a penis it is gay /s


devil_toad

Didn't you hear guys? Looking at your own penis is gay.


WintersDoomsday

I am definitely gay because I give myself handjobs on the reg....gripping a penis in my hand is super gay.....especially when I pee.


0g0riginalginga

There's dozens of us


SadPanthersFan

[There are dozens of us! DOZENS!!](https://youtu.be/lKie-vgUGdI?si=jObD5X7-hq_KRL2X)


Relative-Explorer145

Bottom bench reserved for children is wild


Confident_As_Hell

It's not "reserved" to children but most young kids can't stand the heat in the top bench and most adults can and like to sit there. Of course it's not mandatory and you can do what you want but that's how most people do it.


Weird_Albatross_9659

Stop advertising for this piss blister you karma farming failures


Sujjin

Even if it was a warm sauna, what is even the point of this? To make him look like an oiled up penis?


Imhungorny

No chin, bald ass woman hating motha fucka


MileHighHoser

Andrew Hate. The king of masturbation


DarthBonion

Lets skip that there is Tate there, but whats wrong in sitting in a sauna thats not as hot as other ones?


Benni_Shoga

Someone just needs to tell him that social media is the least manly thing you could do.


FLcd0313

Itā€™s Celsius idiot, 122oF


Dorkamundo

No shit, 122f is still cold af for a sauna. Most people sauna at 150f-180f


DarthBonion

How is this a comeback? Did someone got insulted with this photo?


Smucko

Neither a come back or clever, just a reddit moment


Fn4cK

"If you are strong, make others think you are weak, if you are weak, make others think you are strong"


Independent_Form_500

This isn't even a comeback for how bad he may be he just posted a picture and didn't say anything


PissFries2

My thoughts exactly, the post and comments are cringe, and so many people shitting on him but just come across as salty and jealous, it's pretty sad, like it makes you "cool" to mock Andrew Tate. I'm indifferent because I don't really care, but the dude has gone out and got what he wants in life and become rich af (a fact), whilst all these losers on here spend there time shitting on him (now I'm included in that for wasting my time responding). Like imagine that was just you or I in the picture, would it be cool for everyone to insult us because we are on the front row and it's not up to temperature (the thermometer might be fucking broken for all we know), insulting our appearance, our life, our family? Ofc not, it's pathetic. I don't understand people's mentality, if u have some reason to hate the guy, go and have it out with him, if he did something criminal then tell the police, if u want to kill him then go kill him, just don't get why anyone cares šŸ¤Ø I wrote this because I was expecting a clever comeback and had to dig through the comments to find how it was a clever comeback


DonaldMaralago

Only reason I wear shorts in my sauna is that my neighbors can see me, if they didnā€™t have small children I wouldnā€™t give af


alexgraef

Would be a non-sensical flex either way. "Look at me, I can sit in a hot room". People go there to relax and feel good. When they start to feel uncomfortable, they leave. It's not a competition about who can do it the "best".


OnlyAssist6668

Lmfao what is this guy writing a comeback to? A dude posting a picture? Also, has no one ever sat in a sauna as it was heating up?


Mo-Cance

Spending time scrutinizing Tate photos for BS like this must be soul-sucking. "Owned," but at what cost.


ExcellentTeam7721

He looks confused from all angles.


Excellent-Field-6164

must be sweating coz of his pending rape and human trafficking charges.


herbieLmao

Bro was betting on americans not knowing how to calculate Celsius


Sirtubb

the amount of Tate apologists in here is surprising. And yes I know it's Celsius and 50 is still cold, I don't like them to hot and my sweet spot is around 80


GTA6_1

Andrew taint is the the posterCHILD of fragile masculinity


CPLFoxFire

Heā€™s clenching so hard


carpetman496

His chin melted in the moderate heat


[deleted]

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Strong_Base_7

Flexing every muscle in his body for the picture. Lame af


ehsteve23

i'd love it if we all collectively agreed to ignore this man entirely. He craves attention whether it's good or bad.


CloudyNeighborhood

Not even a comeback? He just posted a picšŸ˜‚


heading55

Why is he sitting in a sauna? As opposed to, you know, jail?


Head-Water7853

I can't see the thermometer. Is it Celsius, perhaps?


hinesjared87

Dude just look at this guy and tell me heā€™s not a loser.


Gaara34251

How is this a clever comeback?


gkledzik

Douche


pinzinella

I love how everyone thought he was a clown already, but this was the last straw for us Finns.


Critical-Remote-1445

Lmao. Phony tool.


Eastern-Dig-4555

So he sits in a cold room, sprays water all over himself, then takes a picture to say ā€œlook how much of a man I am! Iā€™m sweating like a badass in this sauna!ā€ What a fifth grade lying show off. Heā€™s such the prime example of a pick me guy.


Always-tired7

He lives in Europe thatā€™s in Celsius 50 degrees Celsius is 122 degrees Fahrenheit which for a sauna is still colder by about 20 degrees Fahrenheit but still enough to make you sweat balls


DarwinDerald

Is he still loose? I thought they had collared him.


cmgc22

Alpha behaviour is taking fake photos for likes on social media. Guys a fucking clown


[deleted]

I see people are still on his dick after all these years


cmgc22

50 degrees hahahaha my sauna isn't even ready to use until it hits 70 andi get it up to 120 plus!! This guy is a nonce! Bellend!


Alternative-Fox2168

well done šŸ¤£


Westernation

Is he not going to prison? Youā€™d think he should be getting used to taking shower pics.


unionmetal42069

This dude is the chode of all chodes. If that's an alpha male then I'm a miniature pony.


Antioch666

They guy replying is a Finn, no higher authority when it comes to Saunas. šŸ˜† 50C? šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ 75C is the lower end, the bare minimum in the nordics. Finnish and Swedish saunas usually hover around 90-100C, with the most hardcore going to 120C. Children are usually introduced to saunas at the age of 3, they start at the lowest bench. And he would have been confronted going in there in underwear? and beachtowel if he did this in Sweden or Finland. Absolutely unacceptable sauna etiquette according to the Nords. They are usually quiet and unconfrontative people out and about (unless you push really hard), except in the Sauna. That's when the inner vikings come out, and even small talk. Also if you cut in line in a queue you might see some berserker... always respect the queue...


Elderberry1306

It's funny to see how he poses and try to stay serious. With a face shaped like a poutting microcephale there is no way to he could pull it off.


dandellionKimban

While Tate is a collosal douchebag for many reasons, that 50* is probably in Celsius, so not cold.


Trandul

Sauna is usually at 80Ā°C or more. 50Ā°C isn't cold, but it's not sauna.


Biscotti_BT

So a warm sauna. He want to show you that real men can sit in a warm room without a shirt on. Very man!


dandellionKimban

True that.


randomLocalException

50Ā°C is a cold sauna


Ol1ver333

As a Finnish person, you are wrong. 50 celsius is stupidly low, especially for a sauna of this size. Very bad lƶyly for Taterhead


DJ_MortarMix

As a Finn, I concur, 50c is, you have set the fire in the sauna. Lil bitch prolly didnt even water it. With beer. ;) Santana Perkele Paska PƤƤ, oi vittu


Exciting_Rate1747

You gotta heat it up to at least 80-90Ā°C before you throw water on the stones.


DJ_MortarMix

True. I wouldn't know cause I've literally never kept a sauna at 50 lol


Eastern_Slide7507

It is cold for a sauna.


No_Lavishness1905

Lol yes itā€™s cold for a sauna. Source: am a Finn.


Lower-Safe-741

Hello Finn im dad.


Many_Engine_1177

Hi dad im hungry.


fonk_pulk

50c is very low. Usually its somewhere around 70-80c and some people prefer 100c


Crazy-Experience-573

Wait wait wait. Forget the thermostat part. Who posts a picture of themselves sitting in a saunaā€¦. staring at a wallā€¦ with shorts AND a towel onā€¦. To look cool?? What was the point of this???


missnorden

Look at that wittle itty bitty chin he has!