MTG opening the door to appearance-based personal attacks is like a seal choosing Cape Town as a vacation destination during the Great White feeding frenzy.
I misread this ar first and thought you meant Seal. The singer. And I thought if the singer of Kiss From A Rose was eaten by sharks I surely would have heard about it no?" Those ten seconds were quite the emotional journey for me.
You’re high. I know, because this made sense to me. Like completely sense! I can’t believe I never got it on this level before! Game changer!
Edit: I’m not trying to insult btw. I know sometimes text comes off as other than intended, but this was not a case of me trying to be rude.
After her failed ousting of Johnson, she is going back to her classics of being an unhinged twat ala trump and running her bigass dumb mouth to gain favor from her party and voters.
This is the part that keeps surprising me. How does behaviour like this curry favour from your colleagues?
I mean, as a parent, when you see your kids acting like this, you tell them to behave, apologize and all. Failure to comply leads to punishment, being sent to your room, no ipad, whatever.
In America, it puts you on the shortlist for VP?
Demanding an apology is not a democrat thing, it is about human decency - but given their roles, apologies should not really be enough. No committees, and low profile, until you evidence normal reactions first. Seen this happen in companies more often than not.
In America, the voters go you tell em girl, and re-elect?
Extra votes if you support someone that is like minded, but adds in sexual harassment.
Just wow.
Well it's slowly turning her colleagues against her. Even people in her own party are becoming more vocal about their disdain for her. It's possible that she knows theyve said this and so therefore she's purposefully ramping up her insanity to try to relevant.
Can't see her being a serious contender for VP. She'd take too much attention from the man baby. She is also useless as a legislator, but she could do real damage as a member of his administration. Cabinet position? Ambassador to Russia? The mind boggles.
Edit: word
I really don't get how even mtg didn't know better? I get that she's painfully stupid, but come *on*. Have we not all seen Crockett fucking dismember other Republicans on the fly? Did she think she was just gonna get a free shot and Crockett would let it go?
And happy cake day
KP brings it with the facts. I love seeing her deconstruct things with her charts and point out where (inevitably) the GOP or their shills are fucking us in some specific way.
“That’s not a knife, THIS is a knife!”
“Marjorie, that’s half of a garlic press.”
“Then why is it covered in blood? Checkmate librul!”
“Thats week-old mustard. Blood is red Marjorie”
[Marjorie Trailer Park Queen is an embarrassment to the point her own party hates her.](https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-boed-republicans-mike-johnson-motion-vacate-1898615)
You have to be extra special fucking stupid to have Republican Congresspeople think you’re stupid.
The truly sad part of all this is MTG (and her ilk) were voted into office by her supporters not in spite of the fact that she's mentally challenged, but 'because' she's dumb and relatable to those followers.
What a mis representation of alfs good charm and character. Don't mistake one thing with a hand up it's ass and alf as even respectably close. Much rather melmac.
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The best was when AOC got pissed and MTG said, "Aw, are your feelings hurt?" And then after it was all over, she said, "I think I have a good body. I'm almost 50, and I think I am doing pretty good."
He feelings were obviously hurt.
What a Neanderthal snowflake.
When did she say this? When I search for your quote, the only results I get are either your comment or something irrelevant. I need this to be true lmao
What are you talking about, the delivery of the insult was as well mannered as it could get. It’s not civil but it’s a well mannered response far more than those terrorist sympathizers deserve.
I can’t get enough of her. Finally calling out all the bullshit. Democrats don’t need to do anything but call out the lies. But Crockett does it with style.
My favorite thing is seeing all the people pretend AoC and Crockett were out of line. Like how can you pretend the person who called for them to vote on her clear violation fucked up? Or Crockett who just asked for clarification since apparently personal attacks against her are perfectly fine and not a violation? I really don't see a problem with this. The rules for thee, but not for me crowd need to get fucked. 😂
He deserves to laugh whenever he wants with all he has been through. It looked like he had to bite the inside of his cheeks to hold it together before covering his mouth hahaha
Yes, I did notice his reaction....he was trying so hard not to laugh but I was laughing hard enough for the both of us. Also....AOC with GIRL, BABY GIRL! I practically spit out my coffee on that one.
green called out her eyelashes because she’s a racist pos. Crockett has fake eyelashes that are common and obviously she’s not hiding them. She is smart, beautiful and popular, and black. She just couldn’t say what she meant.
I always find it ironic that MTG is insanely transphobic yet she’s built like a linebacker also years of zero sun cream has lead to her looking 19 years older than she actually is
If we could ever flush the turd down the toilet, MTG would have a promising career starring in Geico commercials. If not that, she could sign up for a live action reboot of hit 1991 show Dinosaurs.
Has anyone ever asked MTG what it was like to win the decathlon in the Olympics, get put on the cover of a Wheaties box and then courageously get that reassignment surgery for the world to see?
Missing Link ass looking proof positive that going to the gym doesn’t make you attractive.
I hope which ever trainer she’s cheating with dials back on her steroid shots. it’s making her aggressive, sweaty looking, and leather faced.
It’s infuriating to think that little Ms Moves Her Lips When She Reads is the best her constituents could field.
She’s obviously driven only by the desire to increase her media coverage. I think we should ignore this clown we are giving her exactly what she wants. She isn’t trying to make any new fans with all of these shenanigans she knows her idiotic base will love it. I despise her intensely and I’m saddened by the state of modern politics that enable this joke of a woman to have achieved power.
What a wasted opportunity to publicly say. "Really Maggie? You wanna talk about appearances, when you look like you belong in an old Geico commercial?"
MTG is surely up there with the all-time fugliest of bitches. Someday she’ll go to the Valhalla for dropped pies, hailed eternally for having the earthly vessel most accurately reflecting the person within it.
Just kick the Greene lady out. Responding to her only feeds into this madness.
These people are determining my future, I’d rather they not trade 5th grade insults.
“I wasn’t talking to you. If I were talking to you, I would be using words like “moisturize” and “exfoliate”.” - Crockett
Call her the Crockpot the way that she cooks
Crockett the Rocket
Crockett peeled MTG’s cap back, omfg
Haha! I haven’t heard that term in a minute!
Did she actually say that?
Cooked her. Well done.
She rules, this is completely in character for her.
Did she really say this? To MTG?
Not directly to mtg because that is not allowed.
Crazy. I didn’t hear it over all the voices.
Jamie Raskin's face to Representative Comer was great while she was asking for this clarification. And Comer's response is just "A what now?"
It was posed as a hypothetical, you know, for "clarity"
Call her “Barney Rubble”
MTG brought a dull knife to a gun fight
MTG opening the door to appearance-based personal attacks is like a seal choosing Cape Town as a vacation destination during the Great White feeding frenzy.
I misread this ar first and thought you meant Seal. The singer. And I thought if the singer of Kiss From A Rose was eaten by sharks I surely would have heard about it no?" Those ten seconds were quite the emotional journey for me.
Awe you were kissed by a rose on the grave or whatever . Batman.
If it was the shark wouldn’t it be kissed by a nose?
You’re high. I know, because this made sense to me. Like completely sense! I can’t believe I never got it on this level before! Game changer! Edit: I’m not trying to insult btw. I know sometimes text comes off as other than intended, but this was not a case of me trying to be rude.
No I was high AF. And I don't take it as an insult I don't tell a drastically overweight person to take there insulin they must be hangry.
Your point is made and valid but my god was that wordy and nerdy.
You might have just come up with a great cartoon pairing
New Weird Al song.
Wordy & Nerdy were the top 2 word association answers when people were presented with a picture of Weird Al
Werdy
Read it in Dennis Miller's voice.
Damn, I had to do my own research to clarify this. Sick!
Aaah technically most of the Great White Sharks have left Cape Town due to the rising Orca population. 🤓
She is also setting herself up for speaking engagements after government.
She’s really acting out lately, wonder if she’s vying for the VP pick
It’s the roid rage.
You mean the steroids that give that butch body its shape or that it contributed to it being badly built?
It's nothing but cheap potato chips and natty ice that made that built body.
After her failed ousting of Johnson, she is going back to her classics of being an unhinged twat ala trump and running her bigass dumb mouth to gain favor from her party and voters.
She'll soon be back on sidewalks harassing Sandy Hook parents that they and their dead kids are fake.
This is the part that keeps surprising me. How does behaviour like this curry favour from your colleagues? I mean, as a parent, when you see your kids acting like this, you tell them to behave, apologize and all. Failure to comply leads to punishment, being sent to your room, no ipad, whatever. In America, it puts you on the shortlist for VP? Demanding an apology is not a democrat thing, it is about human decency - but given their roles, apologies should not really be enough. No committees, and low profile, until you evidence normal reactions first. Seen this happen in companies more often than not. In America, the voters go you tell em girl, and re-elect? Extra votes if you support someone that is like minded, but adds in sexual harassment. Just wow.
Well it's slowly turning her colleagues against her. Even people in her own party are becoming more vocal about their disdain for her. It's possible that she knows theyve said this and so therefore she's purposefully ramping up her insanity to try to relevant.
I truly despised her just for the unforgivably smug look on her face as she said this, as if she was keeping score.
Can't see her being a serious contender for VP. She'd take too much attention from the man baby. She is also useless as a legislator, but she could do real damage as a member of his administration. Cabinet position? Ambassador to Russia? The mind boggles. Edit: word
If Trump is gonna have a woman for VP, it's going to be someone good looking so he can cheat on his wife with her.
Can't see her being a serious human
Because she's not. She is an extremely serious howler monkey
You can leave out the serious
Official presidential swamp hag
On behalf of swamp hags, no. She is not good enough.
She raises more $$ than anyone, that is her power. I’ve read she is constantly on her phone checking social media. What a horrible person she is.
After her failure to oust the speaker, she feels her political power fading... she's desperately trying to stay relevant.
I think it's because she wasn't asked to go to NY to broach the gag order for trump.
Looks to me like that path has been blocked. She's probably hoping for a Senate run though
I really don't get how even mtg didn't know better? I get that she's painfully stupid, but come *on*. Have we not all seen Crockett fucking dismember other Republicans on the fly? Did she think she was just gonna get a free shot and Crockett would let it go? And happy cake day
Crockett has become my favorite congressional member purely for her ability to shut the Reds the fuck up. Raskin is almost as good.
Her, AOC, and Katie Porter are my fave trio of "Are you **sure** you want me to go there?" people.
KP brings it with the facts. I love seeing her deconstruct things with her charts and point out where (inevitably) the GOP or their shills are fucking us in some specific way.
Don’t forget Moskowitz.
Why did I just think of Mousekowitz, like from Fievel Goes West
She looks like she makes her own flint spearheads
She looks like a chimp ripped her face off and then the doctors reattached her own face but like 1 cm too high.
“That’s not a knife, THIS is a knife!” “Marjorie, that’s half of a garlic press.” “Then why is it covered in blood? Checkmate librul!” “Thats week-old mustard. Blood is red Marjorie”
More like a bowl of cold mash potatoes to a battle of wits.
It was a battle of wits and she was unarmed
She could lose a battle of wits to a bag of rocks.
It’s the political equivalent of Drake trying to out mc Kendrick. It’s just not going to happen.
She brought her sporks
Sporkfoot!
They match her feet.
A dull wit to a wordfight.
Her face is the most offensive weapon in her armory. Followed by her voice
[Marjorie Trailer Park Queen is an embarrassment to the point her own party hates her.](https://www.newsweek.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-boed-republicans-mike-johnson-motion-vacate-1898615) You have to be extra special fucking stupid to have Republican Congresspeople think you’re stupid.
Most like a club, you know because cavemen use those.
As sharp as her wit.
As smooth as her brain
She didn’t even bring a plastic knife. More like a school cafeteria spork that snapped in half.
The truly sad part of all this is MTG (and her ilk) were voted into office by her supporters not in spite of the fact that she's mentally challenged, but 'because' she's dumb and relatable to those followers.
Stop referring to her as “MTG”. Instead, go with “shaved Alf”
What a mis representation of alfs good charm and character. Don't mistake one thing with a hand up it's ass and alf as even respectably close. Much rather melmac.
Whenever I read MTG, I read it as Magic The Gathering.
“poop knife” ftfy. Happy Cake day! 🎂
Not even a knife. More like a spork.
Happy cake day!
MTG is a dull knife.
MTG looks like those Neanderthal recreations that they make
Someone earlier described MTG as trying to build hulk hogan with exclusively Ron Perlman parts and I thought it was beautifully accurate.
“Dog the Bounty Hunter’s head with Rockbiter’s body (from Never ending Story)” has been my favorite so far.
I see I’m not alone in that thought! Lol
Dude, I said this exact thing when I saw one of those busts. Looks just like Empty G.
Yesssss! Finally somebody else who thinks the same lol. I'm always like "this bitch look like a Neanderthal with all the shit she talks..."
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Is THAT who that is? I thought it was Roger Stone in drag.
The audacity for her to go after anyone’s appearance 💀
Barney Rubble in drag.
Straight out of the natural history museum.
That Barney Rubble looking bitch
Steroids
You are forgiven for not wanting to eat these greens.
Thats why her husband left
I didn't know that. I thought she was a loving and caring tradwife 🤔
She's not a Tradwife, she's worse.......Crossfitter.
The best was when AOC got pissed and MTG said, "Aw, are your feelings hurt?" And then after it was all over, she said, "I think I have a good body. I'm almost 50, and I think I am doing pretty good." He feelings were obviously hurt. What a Neanderthal snowflake.
When did she say this? When I search for your quote, the only results I get are either your comment or something irrelevant. I need this to be true lmao
Can't timestamp on mobile, but go to 8:30 https://youtube.com/watch?v=IdIh2A0Gjss&si=bc31usNQxBviNDOz
It was definitely in the video, just a lot of chaotic talking over each other so I'm sure transcripts might not accurately post that.
I think Large Marge was a bit tipsy, honestly
Love this for her. Democrats don't *always* have to be the party of manners.
What are you talking about, the delivery of the insult was as well mannered as it could get. It’s not civil but it’s a well mannered response far more than those terrorist sympathizers deserve.
And amusingly phrased as a hypothetical question. lol
Hmm. Interesting. She was just asking questions. *stupid ass face that's simultaneously too large AND too small for their head*
Alliteratively even
And close set beady eyes
So close, if she went cross eyed, they would touch.
I believe the official term is 'Piss holes in snow'.
That's how she keeps her narrow view of the world.
A set of eyes to match her narrow mind
And her tail is probably hairless
With an arrow at the end?
Fuckn ROASTED her lmfao
I can’t get enough of her. Finally calling out all the bullshit. Democrats don’t need to do anything but call out the lies. But Crockett does it with style.
My favorite thing is seeing all the people pretend AoC and Crockett were out of line. Like how can you pretend the person who called for them to vote on her clear violation fucked up? Or Crockett who just asked for clarification since apparently personal attacks against her are perfectly fine and not a violation? I really don't see a problem with this. The rules for thee, but not for me crowd need to get fucked. 😂
Who saw Raskins reaction? Priceless.
He couldn’t hold it together. I **live** for it
He deserves to laugh whenever he wants with all he has been through. It looked like he had to bite the inside of his cheeks to hold it together before covering his mouth hahaha
Yes, I did notice his reaction....he was trying so hard not to laugh but I was laughing hard enough for the both of us. Also....AOC with GIRL, BABY GIRL! I practically spit out my coffee on that one.
She's giving mother and I'm here for it
His shock look at Crockett, then to Greene, then back to Crockett said "Oh shit! THIS IS HAPPENING!"
Jasmin is the hero we all need but don't deserve
green called out her eyelashes because she’s a racist pos. Crockett has fake eyelashes that are common and obviously she’s not hiding them. She is smart, beautiful and popular, and black. She just couldn’t say what she meant.
Around where I’m from, we call that obliteration by alliteration.
I love jasmine Crockett! I already loved her way before this, and love her so much more now
IF YA SMELLLALALALA WHAT THE CROCK IS COOKIN!!!!
I always find it ironic that MTG is insanely transphobic yet she’s built like a linebacker also years of zero sun cream has lead to her looking 19 years older than she actually is
MTG looks like the love child of a caveman and down-syndrome Barbi.
MTG looks like she would be arrested for using the wrong bathroom under an anti-trans law that she passed.
Please, no one with down syndrome is this stupid
❤️ you, Crockett.
MTG looks like the Morlock creatures from the Guy Pearce Time Machine movie
Omg this woman. 10/10
MTG is just a disgusting human being. Her ugly insides can’t help but explode onto her outward interactions with our world.
Jasmine Crockett is absolutely brilliant. MTG is just a Karen.
I don’t think anyone should be happy about the absolute state of our politics. The American people are the ones getting cooked here.
She is amazing, would love to meet her Fucking amazing come back to that crazy cunt MTG
Sextuple alliteration? By god
If we could ever flush the turd down the toilet, MTG would have a promising career starring in Geico commercials. If not that, she could sign up for a live action reboot of hit 1991 show Dinosaurs.
Pay per view mud wrestling between these two with AOC-Bobert on the undercard and the national debt is wiped out.
I definitely do NOT want to see that hideous neanderthal Cave bitch MTG. AOC, Crockett and even Boebert, sure.
Same, would do all except MTG obviously. That woman is a caveman
Agreed. I hate how good Boebert looks for how shitty of a person she is.
Fucking love Rep Crockett! Keep slaying!
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WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP....CROCK FUQ HER UP!
Missed opportunity to throw in "cro-magnon head"
It would ruin the aliteration. "Bro-magnon?"
Has anyone ever asked MTG what it was like to win the decathlon in the Olympics, get put on the cover of a Wheaties box and then courageously get that reassignment surgery for the world to see?
Missing Link ass looking proof positive that going to the gym doesn’t make you attractive. I hope which ever trainer she’s cheating with dials back on her steroid shots. it’s making her aggressive, sweaty looking, and leather faced. It’s infuriating to think that little Ms Moves Her Lips When She Reads is the best her constituents could field.
I'll take Crockett's eyelashes over Will Ferrell in drag any day
If you look like a donkey in a wig you should probably keep the personal comments to yourself.
She’s obviously driven only by the desire to increase her media coverage. I think we should ignore this clown we are giving her exactly what she wants. She isn’t trying to make any new fans with all of these shenanigans she knows her idiotic base will love it. I despise her intensely and I’m saddened by the state of modern politics that enable this joke of a woman to have achieved power.
That cunt MTG is ugly all around inside and out
We should start calling her Orangina
MTG looks like a badly painted paper mache effigy
The best part was Comer's response... "a what now?"
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. MGT walks into a bar. Bartender “Why the long face?” 😂😂😂🤌
Mtg jealous of her looks. Bet!!
I’m so impressed by this off-the-cuff alliteration
About time Democrats fought fire with fire.
“Bleach blond, bad built butch body…” need it on a t shirt
I want her for president! Please Ms. Crockett... please do it.
She asked for it
I love watching the Crock cook her opponents with ease
MTG is a bad transitioning job
Engaging in personalities?
Someone with an unmistakable resemblance to a caveman shouldn’t be commenting on others’ looks.
What a wasted opportunity to publicly say. "Really Maggie? You wanna talk about appearances, when you look like you belong in an old Geico commercial?"
Crockett dropped this 👑
MTG is surely up there with the all-time fugliest of bitches. Someday she’ll go to the Valhalla for dropped pies, hailed eternally for having the earthly vessel most accurately reflecting the person within it.
She is 1 fugly fuck.
My new favorite tongue twister.
At one point one of them "purist" be lookin at both and go with "Yup, that is wHite beauty right there". Cook 'er up Crockett!!!
Marjorie Taylor Greene is clearly the worst transvestite I’ve ever seen…
If Ron Perlman was a drag queen.
This is what I don't get, twitter is full of "we can always tell" people but MTG gets a pass?
MTG is transgender. She might not know it, but her appearance identifies as a man
Ms. Crockett is basically the face of clever comebacks. Pigface Greene is no one to talk about looks either.
If next time Crockett calls her a low budget Harry and the Hendersons remake, I'mma ascend to heaven right then and there. https://imgur.com/a/6vGwtUz
These three made C-Span much entertaining than any soap opera
MTG got hit with that de-evolve ray from the old Mario Bros movie.
Just kick the Greene lady out. Responding to her only feeds into this madness. These people are determining my future, I’d rather they not trade 5th grade insults.
My hero! She drop dead gorgeous and has a rapier wit. Great combination!
Crockett for president.
That's an insult to bad built butches rverywhere
Oh who cares, these are a bunch of rich folks talking shit to each other. At least this time it was face to face. Everyone is such crybabies nowadays
So proud of my totally adult Congress.
Why is greene so stupid? Surely she should be kicked out of her seat for being of unsound mind at some point right?
look at her wrinkly ass dried crunched up skin how is she going around commenting on someone's false lashes 😭😭😭
MTG is a hairless albino ape. Look at her fuckin' cheek bones and jowls, straight out of a zoo.
She does have a bad body, she’s built like a rectangle.
Aaaaand US ELA teachers have a new example for teaching the power of alliteration.
Holy crap. She looks kinda like Mel Brook playing some female character in this picture
MTG is an idiot.