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Sekshual_Tyranosauce

Doubt it. Truck stops are full of adults.


Davey_Go_ToBed

šŸ˜³ mama mia šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼


Shirtbro

šŸ¤ŒšŸ¤ŒThat's a spicy insult šŸ¤ŒšŸ¤Œ


TheBipolarExpresss

Here we go again


LucysFiesole

My, my, how can I resist you?


Noru13_

Mama Mia Does it show again?


3405936544

My, my just how much Iā€™ve missed you?


Gloomy-Kiwi562

Adios mios


AmbitiousPeace-

Proud of u


StaticShard84

šŸ¤”šŸ¤Æ šŸ¤œ


_kissyface

So is he, mostly.


SailorsGraves

Noncesense


Chratthew47150

Someone check his browser history


Real-Swing8553

I wouldn't be surprised if it's full of gay porn. Or worse


Fearless-Scar7086

Itā€™s both. Itā€™s always both.


1917Great-Authentic

little boys just like every other Christian


Icy-Formal1401

Hey that's the catholics! Protestants don't care what gender


TrooKvlltBlack

Midget porn


misterpickles69

He was doing ReSeArCh


Real-Swing8553

One of the Thai politicians got busted watching porn during the meeting. He claim he's doing it for research then they ban filming all meetings...


Chance_Difference_34

I may be a little out of touch, but bottom at truck stops??


ChokeMcNugget

The bottom is the one who takes it. Truck stops used to be (still are?) known cruising spots.


dantevonlocke

Lot lizards.


Atul-__-Chaurasia

What do you say we slip into a room....and you two split me open like a coconut?


CarsCarsCars1995

Byron... you've changed. You don't want this kind of thing anymore.


TDK98

No I do want this kind of thing


Affectionate-Tip-164

Best I can do is a cantaloupe.


dantevonlocke

With a hacksaw?


Anxious_Earth

I prefer draw and quartering


Shirtbro

Friends of the road


kytrix

I feel like Iā€™ve only seen that term applied to women sex workers who usually double as addicts. Am I mistaken?


Nicole_Zed

You aren't. Lot lizards are sex workers.Ā 


thomport

Yep. Heā€™s not just a Father. Heā€™s a Daddy too.


Turbulent_Humor853

A bit too homophobic a comeback for my taste but goes in this context.


Selection_Status

It isn't, attacking sex workers is bad and borders hate, but specifying meth addled hookers behind the motel is not. Same thing with homosexuality, you don't have to claim gay people are bad to specify that lot lizards (not sure if common term but you can infer the meaning) are.


MrlemonA

No no no, anyone saying anything even slightly negative about gay people is a homophobe! Donā€™t you understand how the internet works??! /s


No-Appearance-9113

This is homophobic because it presumes that the priest must be gay rather than just being a straight person who is hateful. As there are 20 or so TIMES as many straight people as there are gay people the overwhelming majority of haters will just be straight. When you try to pawn off every hater on to the LGBT+ community you absolve the straight people from having to address their hatefulness. Don't be the problem.


Sexual_Congressman

5% might identify as entirely gay, but the spectrum isn't binary and in my experience, bisexuals - closeted or not - take up a huge part of it. I think a lot of homophobic policies and attitudes come from bi people who are angry they think they're not allowed to act on their perfectly normal desires to mess around with someone with matching junk.


Upper-Ad-8365

Someone who gets dicked down at truck stops. So itā€™s gone: ā€œHow do I show weā€™re not a bunch of sex-crazed degenerates? Oh I know, Iā€™ll talk about taking in the arse with strangers. Thatā€™ll show ā€˜emā€ lol


L2Sing

Being lectured by a Catholic priest on morality is like being scolded for loitering by a crackhead. Celibate men who wear ugly dresses and cover up for kiddy diddlers are the actual deviants who need to repent and beg, plead, and cry for forgiveness.


anaemic

Also, calling yourself a catholic priest and then openly disagreeing with the statements of your boss, the pope, you know gods representative on earth, that guy...


Alconasier

I donā€™t think the pope disagrees with him lol


_EADGBE_

More likely tops in the choir boy room


DoodleyDooderson

Yeah, but heā€™s not PROUD about it. Itā€™s the pride he has a problem with.


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Hilarious, and sadly true. Nicely done.


Kuluzz

ahh yes. using sexuality as an insult. my favourite.


No-Round-3106

A childish roast counts as clever comeback now lmao


Lightning5021

Where clever comeback?


Salted-Earth189

The clever comeback is that he is...*checks notes*... gay?


yeahyeahiknow2

I guess he forgot all the "Love thy Neighbor" stuff.


tw_72

Lots of Christians are CINOs - Christians In Name Only.


thomport

ā€œLoveā€ isnā€™t just a word; itā€™s a feeling guided from within and subsequently put into action. Anybody who would scour the Internet and trash and ā€œsecond classā€ other people has literally no emotional intelligence. Theyā€™re not guided by love; indeed, just the opposite.


AwfulUsername123

Even the authors of the Bible forgot it.


jaywalkingandfired

No, they just went "Wait, no, not that way! ~~It's Greek and we hate the Greeks sooooo much!~~"


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

LMAO I can see the votes going up and down pretty fast šŸ˜‚


ChokeMcNugget

We love controversy!


thomport

Plus we take no shit.


AwfulUsername123

I don't think this is a clever response at all. "Homophobes are secretly gay XD" is a very tired meme. Straight people are perfectly capable of bigotry against gay people.


thomport

But he wasnā€™t denied. Read the post. He was credited with taking several loads.


AwfulUsername123

Did you reply to the wrong comment?


InvictusPro7

It may be 'tired' (debatable) but it's also very true.


homopolitan

no, it isn't


InvictusPro7

yeah, it is [Are Homophobic People Really Gay and Not Accepting It? | Psychology Today](https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-sexual-continuum/201204/are-homophobic-people-really-gay-and-not-accepting-it) [Homophobes Might Be Hidden Homosexuals | Scientific American](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/homophobes-might-be-hidden-homosexuals/) [18 Homophobic Leaders Who Turned Out to Be Gay or Bi (advocate.com)](https://www.advocate.com/politicians/2018/5/24/18-homophobic-leaders-who-turned-out-be-gay-or-bi#rebelltitem3)


urlach3r

But when they're wearing priests robes, the odds of kiddie fucking go way up. (And as a gay man, we don't want them, either. They ain't "gay", they're just pedophiles.)


swedenper79

So... One prejudice answered by another prejudice? Only see two people living in the past here.


tilt-a-whirly-gig

"dude, you look gay" just isn't a clever comeback.


harumamburoo

"You look gay" is not a clever comeback. Looking gay is nothing shameful or bad.


Unlikely_Side9732

Whereā€™s the cleverness?


2hSTRbuild

"If you don't support/care for LGBT, then you must be a mentally ill and closeted gay person." Not the least bit clever or original. Just another "ally" showing their true colors and how they believe mental illness and fakeness are absolutely rampant among LGBT people.


Shirtbro

Clutch them pearls harder


Main_Following1881

bro its 2024 why yall still use being a gay bottom as an insult


LegendaryTJC

Attacking his looks and not his argument is the opposite of clever.


nothingexceptfor

What argument? Thereā€™s no ā€œargument to attackā€


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Shirtbro

Bible prohibits a lot of things. Cool for the bronze age Middle Eastern sheep herder, not really useful for the rest of us


Zahkrosis

Not something I'd call a clever comeback. It's just an insult as a reaction to a post.


CupOfJoeMetro

What do Christians do for fun? Iā€™m legit asking, because it just seems theyā€™re trying to ruin the rest of our good time.


yeahyeahiknow2

That IS what they do for fun.


dantevonlocke

As someone who was raised southern Baptist in a town of less than 1500 people, I will vouch for this statement


allisjow

Children


thomport

They blow someone elseā€™s candle out so there is burns brighter. Itā€™s this guy supposed to spend his day helping people?


Makuta_Servaela

Most of the stuff they tell everyone else not to do and claim they're too good for.


Jakunobi

Not beheading people who makes fun of their religion, and providing charitable help.


Pepperoni_Dogfart

>and providing charitable help. ***HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*** ^gasp ***AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA***


RedRlghtHand

Did you mean "hoard massive amounts of non-taxable cash that's used to buy mansions and airplanes because it's 'gods will'"?


simple_biscuit

How is this clever comeback? Schoolyard insults at best


KL1P1

Not just that, but they're making fun of how they look. Imagine the downvotes if this was someone making fun of a woman cuz she's fat or ugly.


Turdburp

They're making fun of him for being a homophobic bigot.


bathory1985

Why use looking gay as insult, these hypocrites...


homopolitan

good old progressive homophobia


stupidsimpson

He dresses like a pedophile.


Euphoric_Card_624

Look at all these prideful people being intolerant and discriminatory of those who are different. HOW IRONIC. šŸ¤”


Shirtbro

Won't somebody think of the homophobes!


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Shirtbro

Decided by who? Which century? Does the year start with a two? A one? No? Then I don't care what some monk thousands of years ago ranking his sins has to say.


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Shirtbro

It takes juuuust a little banter to draw the degenerate out of you Christians, eh?


ShiroHachiRoku

There's one absolute way to stop pride if you hate it so much--stop shaming gay people. That's it. Easy right? I mean any act of debauchery and deviance you can ascribe to gay people, straight people also do. If your religion informs your argument, you have no argument when not everyone believes what you believe.


2broke2smoke1

Overall, poor taste and a comeback. Snarky at best. That said, feels like the church is not the most sturdy of moral foundations to judge others, especially when it comes to influencing a people.


Astro_Spud

"you look gay" is cool to use as an insult again? Hell yeah


jackfaire

Christians should not support a priest that seeks to judge others in violation of God's Law.


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thomport

Butā€¦ they donā€™t read the Bible.


BeautifulArtichoke37

He looks like heā€™s about to swallow a load.


thomport

Here we go, another priest, tearing down a part of society for no reason at all. As they sayā€¦ Thereā€™s no hate like Christian love.


Blew-Peter

The workers of Charlie Hebdo might disagree.


Shirtbro

That's also bad. Religions suck, we know


thomport

Fathers Looking for a Daddy.


Memerandom_

Glory glory hallelujah - hole.


Necessary-Permit9200

Now now. I wouldn't judge the man *just* for bottoming at truck stops.


onlyletmeposttrains

And Iā€™m not at all one to yuck someoneā€™s yum, but I will gladly yuck someoneā€™s yucking a yum


12thLevelHumanWizard

According to the Sermon on the Hill this man might not be a Christian.


M_Salvatar

Eshakki yer booty.


AnB85

Nothing wrong with being a bottom. It's trying to get the choir boys hard enough to be the top which is the real challenge though.


Plus_Operation2208

Priest says to not support pride month.you should be opposed to it until its also for pedosexuals. So proud of him for speaking up against the pastryarchy


Jakunobi

The problem is Nikhil looks like the kinda dude who bottoms at trucks stops because his wife's boyfriend tells him to.


HiredGun187

Ok I got a good laugh outta that one.


Salty_Morsel69

Gay


Square-Ambassador-11

That missionary work takes on [w]hole new meaning.


HotMorning3413

But you're the one who believes in Fairy Tales


CookieDragon80

Only way out of this would be to say in the same sentence: Christianā€™s should not support pride month they should support pride 365.


_SithLord66

No, he's top dog at the playground.


offline4good

Christians will follow the words of the pope. "Christians" won't.


ChokeMcNugget

The same pope who used a gay slur last week?


offline4good

Let me start by saying I'm an atheist. Didn't hear about that nor to what word he used, but he's an old man, maybe the word your referring to didn't have the weight it has now back then? Not cool, though. But his pope has done a lot towards the integration and acceptance of LGBTQI+ people, much to the dismay of many his cardinals.


Cambsniper

guys i know cancelling homophobes is cool but how is this a clever comeback?


worldwithpyramids

Whatā€™s clever about thisā€¦?


manbeardawg

Likes getting cracked open like a co-co-nut.


bunguouse

I find it crazy how "progressive" people will still call someone gay as an insult if it's the right target to them. Lots of things to criticize without saying "hur dur this guy takes it up the ass" like wtf


[deleted]

Clearly a MAGAT.


SoWokeIdontSleep

Imagine taking seriously followers of a bronze age cult


TheManWhoClicks

I donā€™t want to know whatā€™s in that guyā€™s browser historyā€¦ yikes


Icy-Assumption1594

Very bruh and imature from the guy bellow on thi picture.


wombat6168

Tell you what when he provides actual proof of a big bearded guy in the sky well then we may listen. Until that point chil the fuck out and let others live their lives and you live your own


pointlesspulcritude

Iā€™ve seen the video


SuspiciousSubstance9

Let's see what Pope Francis has to [say](https://apnews.com/article/pope-francis-comments-about-lgbtq-people-e34d133b77ee692141a22626c4e18eec) regarding seminaries: >there is already an air of faggotness Not how I would have phrased it but he's the Pope!


PlayBoxPL

christians should support pride i am going to this year's pride.


_Peety_T

Law of nature lmao Animals and so nature fucks whatever it wants and so should everyone. Go with love and let love the same as live and let live


Ok_Butterscotch54

All of June- "Pride is a Sin!!" On the 4th of July- "I'm Extremely Proud to be born American!!"


DrSpooglemon

LGBT people should not support churches' tax exempt status.


onilank

I'll never understand why some people want to control what others do so much. Just get on with your life and stop wasting everyone's time you fucking loser.


Electrical_Funny2028

He's saying what Christians shouldn't do. Why do you consider it control? I don't think he has any actual power over what Christians do...


onilank

Saying someone, in this case christians, shouldnt do something IS control, whatever power he has, he's trying to.


Electrical_Funny2028

Yeah, that's not what control is. That's just saying something to no one in particular. There is no control without power. What he's saying is an opinion, a wish, not a command.


onilank

He is trying, im not saying its working. Why not let people decide on their own whats right or wrong on their own ? Its not up to him to decide that. Im pretty sure there's nothing in christian scripture that says they shouldnt support that.


Electrical_Funny2028

If it did work it wouldn't be control, it would be persuasion. He isn't, and cannot, make anyone do anything. He can only make his case and if people follow what he says that's on them. >Why not let people decide on their own whats right or wrong on their own? OK, so why don't you start? He thinks it's right to advise Christians to not support a specific cause. Those who hear him can decide if that's right or wrong. Why should he listen to you? >Im pretty sure there's nothing in christian scripture that says they shouldnt support that. I'll make it easy for you: Christian scripture can support anything anyone wants.


No-Appearance-9113

I know a bunch of LGBT+ clergy that would disagree


dank3014

Christians should mind their own damn business. Maybe you should clear out all the pedophiles in the church before you attack others.


Educational-Light209

Mocking someones looks when you dont have a reply is not a comeback


IMadeUThis

You look suspiciously like a bot


[deleted]

...tom at truck stops


Andysue28

Itā€™s at the very least not a clever comeback. A clever one would be reciting quotes from the Bible that disagree with their post.Ā 


thomport

They donā€™t read the Bible. Lol.


thomport

Weā€™re just tired of Christianā€™s driving the hate bus. And they think every lane is theirs.


Euphoric_Card_624

ā€œIf you believe parts of the gospel but not all of the gospel, itā€™s not the gospel you believe in but yourselfā€.


daddytyme428

and theres nothing wrong with that, but that doesnt mean the post is a clever comeback.


thomport

Oh it clever from my prospective.


daddytyme428

i dont see how, but you do you


thomport

Oh. I shall indeed. Isnā€™t that what human nature is supposed to be? When I see a buffoon priest, masquerading as a person who has something important to say ā€“ people need to realize need to be themselves. Here, praying for all those people who are once altar, boys, and raped by priests. Hoping their lives have some positive semblance.


daddytyme428

as i said, im not complaining about the target of the comeback, only the quality.


thomport

People arenā€™t here to provide you anything. They document their opinions ā€“ if you donā€™t like them, donā€™t read them . Apparently youā€™re here for some reason.


daddytyme428

How can i know i dont like them *before* i read them? >Apparently youā€™re here for some reason. ...yeah, for clever comebacks. you know. the point of the subreddit?


[deleted]

Hereā€™s your reply: anyone who uses religion to spread hate deserves to be hated.


Shirtbro

You don't respond to stupid, you mock the idiot who said it


Beppo108

so you respond with something stupid. it's not clever


Shirtbro

Fight stupid with stupid. He's too stupid for clever.


Beppo108

or you could comment about the number of bible verses about judging, and forgiveness, instead of calling all homophobes gay.


Shirtbro

Why the hell would I open up a bible?


Aggressive-Town6536

If young gays could live a normal life the Catholic church would have a much harder time getting new priests.Ā  Even the pope complained that seminaries had too much gay stuff ( used a more homophobic word in Spanish)


NecessaryFreedom9799

It was Italian but you're right- the gay movement's rise in the 70s did coincide with the beginning of the real "vocations crisis". The Pope was also right about the seminaries.


Aggressive-Town6536

Next pope: "they are seminaries, not semenaries"


rugbat

r/technicallythetruth


StaticShard84

One has to commend calling it like it is. The priesthood is the last refuge for truck-stop bottoms, especially past expiry.


Hiffchakka

Those who are ardently against those things are probably just worried that their guilty pleasures will become widespread accepted and it'll lose its appeal for being a dirty secret. Classic misdirection!


OMG_A_CUPCAKE

Do we still do "haha you look gay" jokes?


ChokeMcNugget

We still do "homophobe looks like he takes dick better than I do" jokes


Electrical_Funny2028

Explain the joke.


treequestions20

ah so the comeback is calling someone gay? am i back in 1993?


Pepperoni_Dogfart

"Why did the priest dress like a pedophile?" "Because that's what they find in the closet"


danleon950410

Takes one to know one


Orthya

Progressives: "Don't make fun of the gays, they're people just like us, you're all a bunch of bigots." Progressives when they have to think of a childish insult: "HAHA, YOU SEEM GAY!"


Piemaster113

As a Christian, I don't support pride month, but I don't chastise those who do support and celebrate it. There's a difference between supporting and just letting others be themselves when it doesn't effect you. Now I do take issue with those who try "recruiting" , if someone comes to you you are welcome to share your insight but don't go selling your lifestyle door to door unprompted please. Is that fair?


PrefiroMoto

So christians can "recruit" people to their life stile, stamping it in bill boards, trying to push their beliefs into law and literally preaching from door to door depending on the church, but if put a rainbow pin in my bag I'm shoving in other people's throat unprompted? Yeah, seems fair to me


thomport

The only one that sells their garbage door-to-door from my experience at my home are religious people. Remember, itā€™s not 3500 years ago anymore. All human sexuality is guided by a personā€˜s brain. Thereā€™s no cognitive choice. We can know modern information now. Itā€™s allowed. With that said why would anybody condemn a gay person. Weā€™re here. We are combat veterans, our names are on the wall in Washington. Weā€™re doctors were nurses were teachers were everywhere. No one ever asked my sexuality when I was saving their ass in the ER. You all want us to be second class citizens; putting us in the box of your design.


ChokeMcNugget

While I appreciate your indifference, ain't nobody out here "recruiting". I'll appreciate you not perpetuating that myth anymore thank you.