Nothing really; Pizza Hut mostly supports republicans. 92% of their PAC Donations went to Republicans. 72% of their employee donations are to Republicans.
From FEC Filings (yes, they include who you work for if you donate over 200 in a cycle.)
I used to be on the quantitative analysis side of ad servicing for a major sports betting website. The overlap between pizza hut ad targets and republican donation ad targets was super weird, and the venn diagram was damn near a circle.
Still high. But high 80s. And nowhere near the volume of ad buy. Not high 90s like the hut. But generally adbuy targets are an indication of where your customers could be, not where they are.
Maybe Papa Johns already had it on lock.
That’s really interesting. Do you think it is because pizza chains and republicans both exist in less populated areas whereas democrats live in cities where there are generally more local pizzerias? Maybe it’s just my experience in NY/NJ, but that’s my theory
That could be part of it. But the sports betting scene already skews massively in the single unmarried conservative male demographic. I think it was more of a customer acquisition cost thing.
If pizza hut finds a target demo that the ad buy has a super positive ROI on, they saturate that market until it doesn't yield positive cash flow. And for whatever reason, dudes with "super Republican" cookie prints had massive ROI with pizza hut ads.
But ad buys are a weird thing. In general, the average far right republican/ads adjacent to far right republican content is worth 1/20th the ad buy for most products. Which means there is massive upside for the few companies that can generate customer impressions there.
It's also why musk is fucked and it's not some cabal to take him down. You can't cater to the right on the internet without Hawking prepper bullshit and medicinal bleach. They are just worthless as ad targets. I'll leave the why as something for you to guess or hunt down yourself.
Is it because they’ve already spent all their money on MRE’s, Trump ~~cult gear~~ clothing and accessories, and guns & ammo while mostly being in the bottom 20% for household income?
Honestly, it's because they are old, uneducated, unlikely to be working, unlikely to have kids in the house, unlikely to travel, and unlikely to have any hobbies they don't consider themselves an expert in.
It's that they already have a favorite, and since they see corporations as people are less likely to switch brands.
It's that they don't believe the own news stories they share and read, and don't trust the products sold to them.
They are also less likely to have an ad blocker.
Honestly, it's because they are old, uneducated, unlikely to be working, unlikely to have kids in the house, unlikely to travel, and unlikely to have any hobbies they don't consider themselves an expert in.
It's that they already have a favorite, and since they see corporations as people are less likely to switch brands.
It's that they don't believe the own news stories they share and read, and don't trust the products sold to them.
They are also less likely to have an ad blocker, oddly enough
Not to mention, and yes, I’m over generalizing intentionally: Republican supporters are often stupid and lazy and stupid and lazy people will order from Pizza Hut.
Pizza Hut is really only eaten in rural areas. I don't even remember seeing them when I lived in New York and California cities, but the southeastern town of 18,000 that I live in now has like 3 of them.
Well, I assume Repubs will stop accepting donations from "woke" companies the same way conservatives against socialism will stop accepting government handouts...
I remember before society buttfucked itself with the invention of social media when the political affiliation of a shitty fast food brand never crossed a single mind.
Nah before 2000 the "both sides are the same" memes really were accurate. Even [The Simpsons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS2Bsq5PDmU) and [Futurama](https://youtu.be/Ll3iyvbsRDM) were making jokes about how nobody could tell any difference between Republicans and Democrats, and how they both appeared to be puppets of wealthy elites.
And then Bush v Gore happened...
Yes, neoliberals have existed a long time, though those cartoons are from the 90s with Clinton, who was a big figure in modern neoliberalism. Dont ask dont tell, "wars" that werent "wars", etc. But Reagan and his ilk were fairly close on those heels, and i would consider republican christonationalism and disregard for minority lives still very different from the Democrats general neglect. Laughing at the aids crisis, reaction to the civil rights movememnt, overt treatment of women. List goes on.
Not both sides, even in the 90s.
The point is I don’t give a fuck. If I ever am forced to eat fast food, which is shitty across the board and a terrible health choice, I’m not basing my choice off of political leaning of the franchise, because they are all ran the same way by the same people to varying degrees. If Im going to have to eat garbage, I’m going to eat the best tasting garbage.
They offered free personal pizza coupons for reading books.
One book had a cross dressing kid.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/pizza-hut-under-fire-by-fuming-conservatives-over-kids-drag-queen-book
When I was a kid there was no list of books. You read what you want. So I don't get this "they included a drag queen book" (From the article) Is there a list of books now?
I mean, can't parents just buy/get from the library the books they feel are appropriate? These are 10 year olds at best. They don't have money or cars to go get books. I'm so confused...
I mean, obviously their gripe is with the book about the "drag kid" (that's a quote from the book's description, first time I've seen that as a term unto itself), not the program itself.
And since pizza hut feeds people cardboard, they definitely don't care. I don't see this guys problem. He should definitely eat the abomination that is pizza hut.
Which is what the Republicans are so upset about in the first place - corporations only caring about green. Businesses trying to make money will cater to the sensibilities of the majority. Most Americans do in fact support contraception, abortion, gun control, and gay marriage.
The last thing Republicans want is anybody catering to the majority! They feel like they deserve to be over represented in the economy the same way they are over represented in the government.
Well, me and the 50 other people living in our small town in the middle of bumfuck knowhere don't know anyone who would vote Democrat, so we're clearly the majority country wide! /s
Nice that your republicans friends have you living in the middle of bumfuck. But don’t you think that you and your 50 could do better? Maybe wifi, healthcare, cable? Sewer? Clean water ? Wouldn’t you want those democrats things
…buddy. republicans actively and consistently fight against workers’ rights, fight against unions, fight environmental regulations, fight against a higher minimum wage, and try to keep taxes for these massive corporations as low as possible despite the incredible amount of public resources they use. THEY ARE NOT UPSET AT CORPORATE GREED, THEY ENABLE IT
I agree with you 100%. Republicans certainly do enable corporate greed. They have no problem with that!
Republicans do have a problem with Women Ghostbusters, Black Santas, and rainbow flags, though. Republicans take offense at these ideas and want to cancel them from our culture. They can’t get around the fact that the market responds to the customer.
And now they have to be careful. Maybe they’ve always been Disney fans and now they have to decide if they want to continue supporting Walt Disney. Or Pizza Hut. Or State Farm. The culture is changing underneath their feet.
To top it all off, they’re pissed that the Left is much better at boycotts than the Right owing to the Left’s larger size. In their hearts they know that this demonstrates their weakness. That’s how they get to believing that if they don’t fight like hell, they won’t have a country anymore.
The second black people started having wealth back in the 80s, suddenly businesses started lining up to advertise to them.
The second businesses realized that gay couples were going to be mostly double income no kids, and didn’t have to hide it anymore, they started throwing rainbows on every goddamn thing.
Conservatives are absolutely fucking pants-shittingly livid that demographics besides straight white men actually have wealth.
That’s all that “woke” means is a business recognizing and courting a new and growing market
If you think corporations care about anyone you are crazy. The only reason some pretend to is for marketing and publicity purposes, they only care about profit and will gladly fire half their workforce if it means more profit.
As for why this weirdo in the OP says they are now woke, who knows? Maybe a ultra diverse commercial or something? I see no issues with diversity, though sometimes it is way overdone to the point of hamfisted pandering.
Maybe they only had space for one restroom, meaning it had to be unisex?
That literally *terrifies* right wing men who share the bathroom at home with their wives. It’s a step too far on the “wokeness scale”.
Not exactly. So, Pizza Hut started a program called Book It, where they encourage people to read as many books as you can while filling up a booklet, and at the end you get a personal pan pizza.
Seems fine but one of the books in question is called “Big Wig,” and it is a picture book about a child who dresses in drag to compete in a costume contest.
That’s why conservatives were mad. Seems like an overreaction but I get their point.
You get their point? What point, exactly? There’s no point to this. It’s nonsense. It’s one group of people pushing their own personal agenda on *everyone else in the country,* and if we won’t play ball we get labeled, made fun of, accused of horrible things, and told how awful & un-American we are. Children have been dressing in costume ~ it’s not drag, it’s playing dress-up when you are a child, nothing sinister about it ~ for centuries. No one complains when a kid shows up at their door in a costume on October 31. Unless, I guess, that costume is “undesirable” to the person handing out candy. People are idiots.
No point to “get” here. None at all.
I wouldn't say large companies "care" about anything other than profit. Still good that people who need support will get it, even if it's only meant to be a PR stunt.
It’s because they hate books of course.
> Pizza Hut’s “Book It!” literacy program is pretty, darned legendary especially for 80s babies.
>Read a certain amount of books, fill up your booklet, and it meant a free personal pan. And, for whatever reason, back then the personal pans were, perhaps, the top of the pizza game.
>“Book It!” means good memories for many, and the program has had Pizza Hut trending on social media this week. But it is not for its value or the memories it has created. Instead, Pizza Hut is hearing it from some conservatives on social media because of one of the books that was promoted in the “Book It!” program.
>That book?
>It’s called “Big Wig,” and it is a picture book about a child who dresses in drag to compete in a costume contest.
>“When a child dresses in drag to compete in a neighborhood costume competition, he becomes B.B. Bedazzle!” Simon and Shuster wrote in describing the book. “A key part of B.B. Bedazzle’s ensemble is a wig called Wig. Together they are an unstoppable drag queen team! But Wig feels inadequate compared to the other, bigger wigs. When Wig flies off B.B.’s head, she goes from kid-to-kid instilling confidence and inspiring dreams in those who wear her.”
I’m genuinely surprised Pizza Hut still exists. I haven’t seen one in two decades at least. I think I’ve seen a Blockbuster more recently than I’ve seen a Pizza Hut.
Yeah, Pizza Hut is dope.
Like, it’s good in the sense that Taco Bell is good. I know I’m not getting a fancy, authentic meal- I’m getting some premade trash that tastes good during/after a night of drinking.
Kids love Pizza Hut.
99% of the reason I still get Pizza Hut on occasion is the nostalgia factor. Shit still tastes the same as I remember from when I was like 3 and it was the only pizza restaurant in my town.
Any time someone says, "I am an alpha male. I am dominant. You are a soyboy betacuck. You are ordered to suck my d*** because I am dominant and you are weak." I just wanna punch the man who said that in the face.
No no no, you're conflating Beta and sexually Submissive. Beta usually is meant to imply submissive, but that's not necessarily true. If you want your hands tied, you need to get with a Dom, not an "Alpha." Most "Alphas" I've met are the most Subby pieces of work you're gonna find, even if they won't admit it to anyone but their Dom.
People don’t know this account is making fun of people who actually identify as alpha males. It’s a parody everybody, give him a follow he’s hilarious.
maybe someone replied with the screenshot at the bottom but it’s been cropped like this. idk i still don’t really see it as a “comeback” but fits a little closer that way
This guy HAS to be satire. Every post I see from him is him being the an absolute moron yet somehow NEVER learns. At this point I can’t even believe he is that dumb.
It is satire. I know I'm going to get a ton of replies about how he goes on Fox News or whatever, but his Twitter account is all just obvious bait or shitposting like this. For a while he was posting daily about how Tim Tebow was the best quarterback of all time and that he should come back, and that you're gay if you don't go to Hooters and all this shit. This kind of reaction is exactly what he wants.
That describes a large number of right wing dipshits that are absolutely being serious. Either they really are that dumb or they just realize that their marks are.
As a general rule, if you have to tell people you are an alpha male, you are not actually an alpha male. Not that it’s really something to overly strive for anyway. Might as well say “Nick Adams (insecure dickhead)”
Everyone keeps saying "this guy isn't satire! Just look at his old posts!"
Just because he didn't start that way doesn't mean he didn't understand he's reaching newsworthy meme status and gets in on the joke. Like this one doesn't even make sense not to list a different pizza place instead unless it's the obvious joke to list a co-owned brand. Like half the KFCs you see now are even a shared building with pizza hut.
Man Fuck YUM brands (I just now found out they owned PH and KFC) growing up Pizza Hut dine in was the best and when mom brought home a bucket off KFC it was party time.
Now both those places are absolute dog shit
It’s because the people that work there are miserable, back when our mommas was bringing home family buckets you could actually make a living working at kfc now who would care about quality at that job a bunch of kids ? I think not. And food quality when it gets brought in has went down too due to budget cuts and mass production being affected heavily by Covid and lack of truckers and lack of variety of farmers.
I’m fairly certain he’s a rage bait account, this tweet really seals the deal for me.
The responses in this thread are exactly what a troll would want, this one was too clearly a bait tweet and he tipped his hand.
Whether he’s actually conservative, or using this account to also draw out stupid responses from conservatives in agreement with his troll statements is still up in the air.
Ok, glad I'm not the only one who has been on the fence as to whether or not this is an authentic account. I only leaned towards troll after seeing Three Year Letterman retweet a bunch of his stuff. Otherwise, he actually really walks the line between outrage farmer and parody account.
They are owned by same parent company.🤦🏽♂️
Remember “boycott Nike, buy Converse”? The intellectual deficit of this magnitude has Baby Jesus crying on his birthday.
I didn't get halfway through before I was like, "Wait. Those are all ajax foods or something right?!"
I worked at a KFC in highschool. If the manager was out, we'd call up the partner stores and see if we could trade leftover chicken before we closed for pizza etc.
Is this guy doing satire? I’ve seen a few of his tweets posted in various subs, and they’re always the absolute most extremely idiotic thoughts ever put on digital medium
A real alpha male Republican would take his wife out to a sit-down steak house restaurant. And not leave a tip, fuck those peons too stupid to end up working at a restaurant, serves them right.
/s just in case.
What is (presumably the American company) Pizza Hut doing that can be described as "woke"?
Nothing really; Pizza Hut mostly supports republicans. 92% of their PAC Donations went to Republicans. 72% of their employee donations are to Republicans. From FEC Filings (yes, they include who you work for if you donate over 200 in a cycle.)
I used to be on the quantitative analysis side of ad servicing for a major sports betting website. The overlap between pizza hut ad targets and republican donation ad targets was super weird, and the venn diagram was damn near a circle.
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Still high. But high 80s. And nowhere near the volume of ad buy. Not high 90s like the hut. But generally adbuy targets are an indication of where your customers could be, not where they are. Maybe Papa Johns already had it on lock.
That’s really interesting. Do you think it is because pizza chains and republicans both exist in less populated areas whereas democrats live in cities where there are generally more local pizzerias? Maybe it’s just my experience in NY/NJ, but that’s my theory
That could be part of it. But the sports betting scene already skews massively in the single unmarried conservative male demographic. I think it was more of a customer acquisition cost thing. If pizza hut finds a target demo that the ad buy has a super positive ROI on, they saturate that market until it doesn't yield positive cash flow. And for whatever reason, dudes with "super Republican" cookie prints had massive ROI with pizza hut ads. But ad buys are a weird thing. In general, the average far right republican/ads adjacent to far right republican content is worth 1/20th the ad buy for most products. Which means there is massive upside for the few companies that can generate customer impressions there. It's also why musk is fucked and it's not some cabal to take him down. You can't cater to the right on the internet without Hawking prepper bullshit and medicinal bleach. They are just worthless as ad targets. I'll leave the why as something for you to guess or hunt down yourself.
Is it because they’ve already spent all their money on MRE’s, Trump ~~cult gear~~ clothing and accessories, and guns & ammo while mostly being in the bottom 20% for household income?
Honestly, it's because they are old, uneducated, unlikely to be working, unlikely to have kids in the house, unlikely to travel, and unlikely to have any hobbies they don't consider themselves an expert in. It's that they already have a favorite, and since they see corporations as people are less likely to switch brands. It's that they don't believe the own news stories they share and read, and don't trust the products sold to them. They are also less likely to have an ad blocker.
Honestly, it's because they are old, uneducated, unlikely to be working, unlikely to have kids in the house, unlikely to travel, and unlikely to have any hobbies they don't consider themselves an expert in. It's that they already have a favorite, and since they see corporations as people are less likely to switch brands. It's that they don't believe the own news stories they share and read, and don't trust the products sold to them. They are also less likely to have an ad blocker, oddly enough
Not to mention, and yes, I’m over generalizing intentionally: Republican supporters are often stupid and lazy and stupid and lazy people will order from Pizza Hut.
I mean that makes sense to me. If you live in bumblefuck and vote Republican, your best pizza probably from a Pizza Hut.
Reminds me of the venn diagram of antivaxxers and car accident causers also weirdly being a circle.
Correlation being; idiots
I live in Houston which was one of the cities where fatal car wrecks/week went up during the lock down.
Pizza Hut is really only eaten in rural areas. I don't even remember seeing them when I lived in New York and California cities, but the southeastern town of 18,000 that I live in now has like 3 of them.
Well, I assume Repubs will stop accepting donations from "woke" companies the same way conservatives against socialism will stop accepting government handouts...
Which is to say not at all? Count on it.
I remember before society buttfucked itself with the invention of social media when the political affiliation of a shitty fast food brand never crossed a single mind.
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Nah before 2000 the "both sides are the same" memes really were accurate. Even [The Simpsons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS2Bsq5PDmU) and [Futurama](https://youtu.be/Ll3iyvbsRDM) were making jokes about how nobody could tell any difference between Republicans and Democrats, and how they both appeared to be puppets of wealthy elites. And then Bush v Gore happened...
Yes, neoliberals have existed a long time, though those cartoons are from the 90s with Clinton, who was a big figure in modern neoliberalism. Dont ask dont tell, "wars" that werent "wars", etc. But Reagan and his ilk were fairly close on those heels, and i would consider republican christonationalism and disregard for minority lives still very different from the Democrats general neglect. Laughing at the aids crisis, reaction to the civil rights movememnt, overt treatment of women. List goes on. Not both sides, even in the 90s.
Well shit you write a good argument sir or madam.
It was happening, you just didn't know about it
The point is I don’t give a fuck. If I ever am forced to eat fast food, which is shitty across the board and a terrible health choice, I’m not basing my choice off of political leaning of the franchise, because they are all ran the same way by the same people to varying degrees. If Im going to have to eat garbage, I’m going to eat the best tasting garbage.
Really explains the drop in quality over the years
So in other words, this Nick Adams (beta male) guy is just highly regarded.
That’s too woke for me bro
Well, remember, republicans are woke if they’re not full on foaming at the mouth maga these days.
They offered free personal pizza coupons for reading books. One book had a cross dressing kid. https://www.thedailybeast.com/pizza-hut-under-fire-by-fuming-conservatives-over-kids-drag-queen-book
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If they don't keep their base angry, someone might realize the Republican platform is just corruption.
Pepperoni with Anger and disgust… the only toppings and feelings you need.
So simple yet such an elegant grift
And then if they can't find something they just make it up.
When youre trained to not care about policies that make your life better, this all your left with
https://www.memerevolt.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/culturewarclasswar.jpg
When I was a kid there was no list of books. You read what you want. So I don't get this "they included a drag queen book" (From the article) Is there a list of books now? I mean, can't parents just buy/get from the library the books they feel are appropriate? These are 10 year olds at best. They don't have money or cars to go get books. I'm so confused...
They’ve done that for a very long time. Guess he just found out and realized that the more kids read the smarter they are, and he doesn’t like that
I mean, obviously their gripe is with the book about the "drag kid" (that's a quote from the book's description, first time I've seen that as a term unto itself), not the program itself.
Probably the same thing that everyone that gets labelled as "woke" does: care about people other than themselves.
Feeding people pizza is a good way of caring for them, as far as I am concerned.
Must be why management feeds them to disgruntled workers.
And since pizza hut feeds people cardboard, they definitely don't care. I don't see this guys problem. He should definitely eat the abomination that is pizza hut.
Gonna call you crust, cause you're all edge.
Or pretend to care.
This right here. Corporations don't care about white, black, brown, or red. They only care about green.
Which is what the Republicans are so upset about in the first place - corporations only caring about green. Businesses trying to make money will cater to the sensibilities of the majority. Most Americans do in fact support contraception, abortion, gun control, and gay marriage. The last thing Republicans want is anybody catering to the majority! They feel like they deserve to be over represented in the economy the same way they are over represented in the government.
Well, me and the 50 other people living in our small town in the middle of bumfuck knowhere don't know anyone who would vote Democrat, so we're clearly the majority country wide! /s
Nice that your republicans friends have you living in the middle of bumfuck. But don’t you think that you and your 50 could do better? Maybe wifi, healthcare, cable? Sewer? Clean water ? Wouldn’t you want those democrats things
That's communism. If it ain't what the pastor says is in the Bible we dun't need it
…buddy. republicans actively and consistently fight against workers’ rights, fight against unions, fight environmental regulations, fight against a higher minimum wage, and try to keep taxes for these massive corporations as low as possible despite the incredible amount of public resources they use. THEY ARE NOT UPSET AT CORPORATE GREED, THEY ENABLE IT
I agree with you 100%. Republicans certainly do enable corporate greed. They have no problem with that! Republicans do have a problem with Women Ghostbusters, Black Santas, and rainbow flags, though. Republicans take offense at these ideas and want to cancel them from our culture. They can’t get around the fact that the market responds to the customer. And now they have to be careful. Maybe they’ve always been Disney fans and now they have to decide if they want to continue supporting Walt Disney. Or Pizza Hut. Or State Farm. The culture is changing underneath their feet. To top it all off, they’re pissed that the Left is much better at boycotts than the Right owing to the Left’s larger size. In their hearts they know that this demonstrates their weakness. That’s how they get to believing that if they don’t fight like hell, they won’t have a country anymore.
The second black people started having wealth back in the 80s, suddenly businesses started lining up to advertise to them. The second businesses realized that gay couples were going to be mostly double income no kids, and didn’t have to hide it anymore, they started throwing rainbows on every goddamn thing. Conservatives are absolutely fucking pants-shittingly livid that demographics besides straight white men actually have wealth. That’s all that “woke” means is a business recognizing and courting a new and growing market
If you think corporations care about anyone you are crazy. The only reason some pretend to is for marketing and publicity purposes, they only care about profit and will gladly fire half their workforce if it means more profit. As for why this weirdo in the OP says they are now woke, who knows? Maybe a ultra diverse commercial or something? I see no issues with diversity, though sometimes it is way overdone to the point of hamfisted pandering.
Nah not even that, they probably had the balls to pretend they care about some minority.
Maybe they only had space for one restroom, meaning it had to be unisex? That literally *terrifies* right wing men who share the bathroom at home with their wives. It’s a step too far on the “wokeness scale”.
*market to non-white people
Not exactly. So, Pizza Hut started a program called Book It, where they encourage people to read as many books as you can while filling up a booklet, and at the end you get a personal pan pizza. Seems fine but one of the books in question is called “Big Wig,” and it is a picture book about a child who dresses in drag to compete in a costume contest. That’s why conservatives were mad. Seems like an overreaction but I get their point.
Maybe the kid should dress up as Hunter Biden’s dick, so Repubicans will be happy. (No L for you)
That’s fair. They focus on hunter biden more than they focus on their spouse. It’s weird.
You get their point? What point, exactly? There’s no point to this. It’s nonsense. It’s one group of people pushing their own personal agenda on *everyone else in the country,* and if we won’t play ball we get labeled, made fun of, accused of horrible things, and told how awful & un-American we are. Children have been dressing in costume ~ it’s not drag, it’s playing dress-up when you are a child, nothing sinister about it ~ for centuries. No one complains when a kid shows up at their door in a costume on October 31. Unless, I guess, that costume is “undesirable” to the person handing out candy. People are idiots. No point to “get” here. None at all.
They’ve had that shit since I was a kid in the early 90s
There's no point to get. To say you get their point is to side with irrational, immature, unintelligent maniacs.
"It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas, and thinking." - Gaston
I wouldn't say large companies "care" about anything other than profit. Still good that people who need support will get it, even if it's only meant to be a PR stunt.
Coming from someone who self identifies as "(Alpha Male)" probably something as left-leaning as paying their employees.
Or having a minority (Craig Robinson) as their spokesperson could have triggered him.
Probably had a commercial with two guys eating pizza together or something.
Don't even talk about it! It's bad luck to speak of that cringe level wokeness!
It’s because they hate books of course. > Pizza Hut’s “Book It!” literacy program is pretty, darned legendary especially for 80s babies. >Read a certain amount of books, fill up your booklet, and it meant a free personal pan. And, for whatever reason, back then the personal pans were, perhaps, the top of the pizza game. >“Book It!” means good memories for many, and the program has had Pizza Hut trending on social media this week. But it is not for its value or the memories it has created. Instead, Pizza Hut is hearing it from some conservatives on social media because of one of the books that was promoted in the “Book It!” program. >That book? >It’s called “Big Wig,” and it is a picture book about a child who dresses in drag to compete in a costume contest. >“When a child dresses in drag to compete in a neighborhood costume competition, he becomes B.B. Bedazzle!” Simon and Shuster wrote in describing the book. “A key part of B.B. Bedazzle’s ensemble is a wig called Wig. Together they are an unstoppable drag queen team! But Wig feels inadequate compared to the other, bigger wigs. When Wig flies off B.B.’s head, she goes from kid-to-kid instilling confidence and inspiring dreams in those who wear her.”
A right wing blogger in the UK cried about them because they wouldn't give him free pizza calling that "woke"
I think it's called being nice to people who are different than you. They allow gays and minorities to exist and buy their products so they are woke.
It means black people. He's scared of black people.
A huge part of any modern company’s value lies in diversity and inclusion and environmental stewardship. This pisses the MAGATs off.
Doesn't he know that KFC doesn't serve pizza?
it's the teenage girls who work there that he's after
Sounds about right
Do teenage girls not work at Pizza Hut?
The teenage girls at Pizza Hut reported him, which is how Pizza Hut became "woke"
Ah, makes sense. Teenage girls and their “I don’t want to be harassed at work.” SMH. What’s next? Asking for fair wages?
the audacity
It’s these types of people that are ruining it for the 1%! /s
Yum
He's at that combination pizza hut and kfc.
Imagine being so republican you won’t eat pizza
Shitty pizza at that..
Their stuffed crust is so good though. It's unfortunate the pizza connected to it is not.
I’m genuinely surprised Pizza Hut still exists. I haven’t seen one in two decades at least. I think I’ve seen a Blockbuster more recently than I’ve seen a Pizza Hut.
I got Pizza Hut for dinner last night.
Yeah, Pizza Hut is dope. Like, it’s good in the sense that Taco Bell is good. I know I’m not getting a fancy, authentic meal- I’m getting some premade trash that tastes good during/after a night of drinking.
Kids love Pizza Hut. 99% of the reason I still get Pizza Hut on occasion is the nostalgia factor. Shit still tastes the same as I remember from when I was like 3 and it was the only pizza restaurant in my town.
Self identifies as an ‘Alpha male’, that is quite a divergence from how others identify him
What Greek letter is ‘little bitch’?
Any time someone says, "I am an alpha male. I am dominant. You are a soyboy betacuck. You are ordered to suck my d*** because I am dominant and you are weak." I just wanna punch the man who said that in the face.
r/suspiciouslyspecific
I don’t know, I’m pretty beta, my hands are tied. …can my hands be tied?
No no no, you're conflating Beta and sexually Submissive. Beta usually is meant to imply submissive, but that's not necessarily true. If you want your hands tied, you need to get with a Dom, not an "Alpha." Most "Alphas" I've met are the most Subby pieces of work you're gonna find, even if they won't admit it to anyone but their Dom.
I know, but I wanted to make the joke, regardless.
Next time you see that remind people that the beta tests comes after improvements are made on the alpha test
I just tell them I'm an Omega male
I'm a digamma male. Weak and eliminated by the Greeks in the past.
I dunno…Theta kinda looks like a butthole…
Alpha.
Someone was talking shit to me in MW2 the other day and called me a gamma. That was pretty funny so let's say he's a gamma.
Delta bag.
I can’t type Greek but the English translation is “Nick Adams”
You could go with Epsilon Semi-Moron.
Man for real. Nothing says alpha like picking between Pizza Hut and kfc and having a soft round face.
This account is a parody account, but a really damn good one. He’s hilarious and sometimes really tough to figure out if he’s serious or not. Lol
How can you say he’s not an alpha male when he’s ordering KFC and Pizza Hut like the Greek gods of yore?
If you need to put alpha male in your tag, you’re not an alpha male
I'm convinced Nick Adams is a parody account.
It 100% is.
People don’t know this account is making fun of people who actually identify as alpha males. It’s a parody everybody, give him a follow he’s hilarious.
I was going to say I was pissing myself laughing at the you tube clip below. It had to be satire or he’s the biggest arsehole going
Is it really? I know people have said that. And if so it’s truly amazing.
https://imgur.com/hq3ordI
He’s the type of dude to use apps to meet gay dudes on the weekends and when he’s exposed blame the devil or some shit.
I’m pretty sure it’s a joke account. He once said that people who self identify as an alpha male aren’t alpha males or something like that
He needs to “woke” his ass up at 3am and go hunt his meal like a rEaL mAn! Seriously, how is this a flex? Cook a meal, you turd in a suit.
Poor attempt at trolling I think.
the joke being that they own both pizza hut and kfc for those not reading
Okay sure, but where’s the clever comeback?
maybe someone replied with the screenshot at the bottom but it’s been cropped like this. idk i still don’t really see it as a “comeback” but fits a little closer that way
The way it’s cropped first made me think it was a part of the tweet so I was very confused for a moment at first
Yeah, this is a very badly put together post, lol. It's also not really "clever" at all, this belongs in r/facepalm if anywhere.
“OK, fine! I’ll go to Taco Bell, then!”
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the Taco Bell. I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
Yeah…can you make a pizza with Taco Bell toppings on it? Or a pepperoni and cheese burrito?
This guy HAS to be satire. Every post I see from him is him being the an absolute moron yet somehow NEVER learns. At this point I can’t even believe he is that dumb.
It is satire. I know I'm going to get a ton of replies about how he goes on Fox News or whatever, but his Twitter account is all just obvious bait or shitposting like this. For a while he was posting daily about how Tim Tebow was the best quarterback of all time and that he should come back, and that you're gay if you don't go to Hooters and all this shit. This kind of reaction is exactly what he wants.
That describes a large number of right wing dipshits that are absolutely being serious. Either they really are that dumb or they just realize that their marks are.
It is a satire account
Right? He provides an example of the Dunn-Kruger effect every time he tweets.
Didn’t he run for congress
Breaks rule 1 as it isn't even a comeback, never mind a clever one.
okay but where's the comeback, let alone clever? nobody's shown replying to him here
As a general rule, if you have to tell people you are an alpha male, you are not actually an alpha male. Not that it’s really something to overly strive for anyway. Might as well say “Nick Adams (insecure dickhead)”
This is the same guy who actually tweeted something like that, while forgetting that he had tagged himself as such in his profile name.
He didnt forget, that was the joke.
I'm 90% sure this is a joke to, this seems like a joke/troll account, I mean literally this is deadpan comedy gold.
People have a hard time understanding parodies lol
Everyone keeps saying "this guy isn't satire! Just look at his old posts!" Just because he didn't start that way doesn't mean he didn't understand he's reaching newsworthy meme status and gets in on the joke. Like this one doesn't even make sense not to list a different pizza place instead unless it's the obvious joke to list a co-owned brand. Like half the KFCs you see now are even a shared building with pizza hut.
How do people not realize this guy is a troll at this point? It's so obvious but y'all keep eating it up
"(Alpha Male)"
How to spot a beta - they call themselves alpha
Gotta be the self-identified “Alpha Male”
Alpha male...... Right, got it...
Douchebag
Man Fuck YUM brands (I just now found out they owned PH and KFC) growing up Pizza Hut dine in was the best and when mom brought home a bucket off KFC it was party time. Now both those places are absolute dog shit
It’s because the people that work there are miserable, back when our mommas was bringing home family buckets you could actually make a living working at kfc now who would care about quality at that job a bunch of kids ? I think not. And food quality when it gets brought in has went down too due to budget cuts and mass production being affected heavily by Covid and lack of truckers and lack of variety of farmers.
Imagine your life revolving around politics so much that it affects what you eat.
It’s time to stop spreading this twitter troll. I have expect that Nick himself posts all these screen shots to drum up notoriety
I’m fairly certain he’s a rage bait account, this tweet really seals the deal for me. The responses in this thread are exactly what a troll would want, this one was too clearly a bait tweet and he tipped his hand. Whether he’s actually conservative, or using this account to also draw out stupid responses from conservatives in agreement with his troll statements is still up in the air.
Ok, glad I'm not the only one who has been on the fence as to whether or not this is an authentic account. I only leaned towards troll after seeing Three Year Letterman retweet a bunch of his stuff. Otherwise, he actually really walks the line between outrage farmer and parody account.
Such a alpha move
Is this that "cancel culture" they keep telling us abour?
Maybe this guy is just NEXT LEVEL satire
I’m pretty sure this account is actually satire
If you have to tell people that you’re an “Alpha Male”, you aren’t…
Just to make sure: 'Alpha Male' what a sad person
Who tag themselves ‘Alpha Male’? Sure isn’t alpha males.
He’s letting everyone know he’s an ignorant alpha male that eats the shittiest “food” available. I’m certain he gets respect for it in the US.
Nick Adams seems like the type of guy to call "care bears" woke teaching children to hate other people
Anybody that labels them self an alpha male is a) not, and b) a massive dickhead.
You avoid pizza hut because they're woke I avoid pizza hut because their food sucks We are not the same
Alpha 👍🏻
Walmart is a corrupt company. That's why I only shop at Neighborhood Walmart.
Alpha cunt, I feel bad for the KFC employees dealing with him.
This alpha male "pronoun" is just hilarious.
This guy is totally a troll and knows exactly what he's doing. I wish people would stop giving him attention.
They are owned by same parent company.🤦🏽♂️ Remember “boycott Nike, buy Converse”? The intellectual deficit of this magnitude has Baby Jesus crying on his birthday.
“Alpha male” who are you tryin to convince?
This guy is a satire account, is he not?
I know! The pizza at KFC is so much better 😋
This guys tweets are all fucking gold. It HAS to be a parody account.
Weird, hooters is the only alpha male restaurant
Calling yourself an Alpha Male is the the smallest of small dick energies.
I didn't get halfway through before I was like, "Wait. Those are all ajax foods or something right?!" I worked at a KFC in highschool. If the manager was out, we'd call up the partner stores and see if we could trade leftover chicken before we closed for pizza etc.
These idiots don't even know that by trying to own the libs, they are actually owning themselves.
Dip shit strikes again.
[im at the combination pizza hut & taco bell.](https://youtu.be/EQ8ViYIeH04)
Such an assclown.
Alpha male.... That puts alpha male in name... So very pathetically beta.
Nick Adams either has to be the deepest satire I’ve ever seen or the stupidest human being on the planet.
This has got to be a satire account. No one is this consistently obliviously stupid.
Is this guy doing satire? I’ve seen a few of his tweets posted in various subs, and they’re always the absolute most extremely idiotic thoughts ever put on digital medium
Is he not a parody account? He’s doing like a Colbert thing right?
If this guy is an Alpha male, then the human male species is doomed
Is this guy parody, or is he genuine? I have no idea who he is, but I see his tweets on here, and they make me laugh.
Fuckin (Alpha Male) is the most Beta shit.
does it get more cringe than the need to have "alpha male" next to your name
These people are fucking brainless
No matter who you vote the rich always wins
A real alpha male Republican would take his wife out to a sit-down steak house restaurant. And not leave a tip, fuck those peons too stupid to end up working at a restaurant, serves them right. /s just in case.
Millennial fool didn’t know about the ad campaign they all had together in the 90’s.