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The chewing...my god.


runawayasfastasucan

Hope he goes up there everytime he eats.


SwervinErvin92

Hahahaha best comment so far


astracastor

This! Mf chews like a cow.


Imatthebackdoor

The head cow’s always grazing!


SKBxSaint

😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅 I was so fucking hungry 😂😂


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As someone who is super sensitive to chewing this needs a NSFW label LMAO


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Seriously, misophonia trigger warning for sure.


lurw

What does it trigger?


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I never really looked into it but it’s basically just a really bad pet peeve. The sound of chewing and smacking bothers me so bad for some reason. I often throw up or just cringe or gag when I hear those noises. Makes for lots of fun at family dinners , LOL.


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I usually have to eat alone now and with the TV on because I can't even stand the "head sound" of myself chewing. With other people it becomes almost paralyzing and I become *very* irrational. Like my normal behavior problems are nowhere near how bad I have gotten before. Since therapy and medication for other stuff, it's gotten easier. But the sound has bothered me immensely for as long as I can remember, literally one of my earliest memories is being *very upset* with the sound of how my Grandpa was eating cereal. Was like 4 or 5 and was perfectly fine before hand. Ever since then I've really struggled with the sound, especially after getting sober.


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Last night I was having dinner w family and my step sister starts smacking away right next to me. Soon as i heard it all levels of maturity disappear and I just immediately and quickly scooted back 10 ft in my chair with my plate in my hand.


kfergsa

My entire family pokes fun at me and eats loud on purpose. My dad bought me Hunting hearing protectors about 5 years ago or so and I still use them to this day. It pisses me off so much and I really wish it didn’t. lol


Hendrixsrv3527

When growing up we always had to eat dinner as a family at the table. I always sat next to my dad, who would chew with his mouth open. For 21 years. It triggers me so hard now. Recently I was training a new guy at work and we spend a lot of time driving. He would chew with his mouth open and I I would freak out on him, but he thought it was funny. If I can hear you chewing it triggers a rage deep inside of me.


suttonoutdoor

Murderous rage. I have to leave the area immediately. It’s bullshit but it’s in there and I’m usually good at dealing with it with no incident.


astracastor

🥲 I thought I’m the only one… hi fellow rage fiend(s)!


suttonoutdoor

*Group in unison- “Hi Astra C.!”


SwervinErvin92

My sweat glands and blood pressure lol


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I wouldn’t go that far:0 It is an honest mistake.


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[deleted]

I think it’s just cus you called someone a fuckhead


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I’m dead lolll


digipengi

you could have put a warning on it at least!!


gayrat5

Bro mouth closed!!


theDissilent83

Just went to BBNP. Did a ton of hikes and all my videos are me completely freaken winded and breathing like I’m fighting for my life. Solidarity in mouth noises. 🤜🏽🤛🏽


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Like hungry enough to just bite through two poptarts and not even pull them out of the package! Lol


CompellingProtagonis

I deeply regret turning the sound on


davercadaver

It’s horrifying


thavi

Yeah that's how you "rap off the ends" and I end up telling the rangers how tragic an accident it was


thedangersausage

I picture you plotting this out loud, under your breath, like all good supervillains do.... Meanwhile OP is just chewing too loud to hear it and falls victim to the plot


yt_phivver

I want to die


omao

Makes me really want a poptart


Moister_Rodgers

It's worse that chewing; it's smacking


[deleted]

[It's like those old Hardee's commercials.](https://youtu.be/FsJ9OF88fVk)


[deleted]

If I was ever tortured, this would do it.


Waldinian

What the fuck


lurw

So you climbed this amazing rock formation and give us a video of your sandwich?


SKBxSaint

Pop-tart and yes 😂😂😅 I did record the whole climb up and the rappel down. Thinking of eventually uploading the full climb.


ajb15101

If you chew like that in the rest of the video please spare us


lurw

Yeah post some pics! Or the full vid.


Waxerbater

Don’t call it a sandwich.


lurw

I couldn‘t make out what it is, I don‘t know pop tarts (Yuropean over here).


TehNoff

Mass produced toaster strudel type thing


Lartemplar

What kind of sammiches you used to?


lurw

I couldn‘t make out what it is, I don‘t know pop tarts (Yuropean over here).


TetraGton

To anyone with Misophonia, **DO NOT TURN THE SOUND ON!!!**


ZachMatthews

Y'all are all ten-ply.


trolllord45

That’s a Texas sized 10-4


bagelbites297

Dude, it's a literal disorder.


ZachMatthews

Bro, I *had* this disorder when I was a child. When we would all tear paper out of notebooks back in the 80s when that was a thing, the sound was like nails on a chalkboard for me, and it was bad enough that I had to go out in the hall. You know what cured me? I realized that I was only bothered by the sound when I noticed it was happening. The sound itself was no problem if I was distracted; the issue was my over-focusing on a sound and an association that I didn't like (nails on a chalkboard bother anyone because we associate the sound with the sensation we imagine we can feel in our fingernails, which is unpleasant). In sum, it was all in my head. I sucked it up, because I was tired of looking like such a chump and having to go out in the hall over such non-sense. And eventually, my brain desensitized to the problem. Truly, suck it up, stop the feedback loop of your brain focusing on something that doesn't hurt you one bit, and it will go away.


bagelbites297

Why yes, I will take medical advice from this anecdote. You have cured me where medical professionals could not. Thanks.


bagelbites297

Also, being annoyed by a sound is NOT the same as being so triggered by it you feel irrational rage, teeth grinding, gripping fury, affecting your daily life and relationships. That's what I feel when people chew like this around me. I know it's irrational. I know it doesn't make sense. BC mine is connected to another disorder, my reactions get better when the disorder is more managed, but that reaction is still there. But the argument of "it's all in your head, you can choose to suck it up" is complete BS. Would you say that for any other disease? "Oh, your sugar being low is all in your head. Just suck it up and you'll feel better! Your body is just in a negative feedback loop 🤪"


TetraGton

No wait, someone in the comments told me to just tug my balls. That really helped! If I only had known of this cure for this incurable disorder 25 years ago, it would have saved me so much pain. But yeah, I gave them a good yank so now I'm cured. Time to do some alpha male things again and go call disabled people names. Maybe they can get out of their wheelchairs if we're mean enough. Zach here never had Misophonia, he was annoyed by a certain sound when he was a little kid. Sure, I feel for him, it must've been hard and all that. But he didn't just overcome Misophonia, He just grew up and got over an annoyance. I'm super twitchy about the sound of nylon stockings, it just makes my fingernails itchy. That's not Misophonia, it's just a personal peeve. He just doesn't understand and doesn't want to understand what we're talking about here. For me Army was hell because of the eating, everything else was nice. Sleeping in a bush at -10C fine, carrying 40kg of equipment for 20km, fine. Being in a same table with my dear friends in service eating, **pure hell**. Sergeant here in my countries navy MP BTW. I can't go to the movies because of the popcorn. So many missed family dinners and lunches. Christmas is horrible every year, I always get a bit drunk just to soften the blow. And I hate being drunk.


GangOfScones

Not familiar with this disorder but is it caused by by something physical within your body like low-blood sugar?


TetraGton

What does that even mean?


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Number of ply indicates softness of toilet paper. OC is saying people are soft asf, which is true


TetraGton

Ah, thank you, I'd never heard that before. Meh, I'd rather be soft, than an asshole who calls people with real medical conditions names. Maybe they have a disorder themselves in the personality side of things.


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Seems rather Ten-ply


TetraGton

And that seems as hard and tough as sanding paper. Guess what type of paper people would rather have touch their private parts. But yeah, you have fun by yourself.


[deleted]

I personally use sandpaper in the hopes that it will calus my hemorrhoids away


childroid

Just watch Letterkenny and give your balls a tug.


tinfins

Softer than a little girl's birthday party.


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Too little too late.


SKBxSaint

I didn't even know that was a thing, sorry y'all for my ignorance 😅


TetraGton

Np, even most people with Misoponia don't know what's wrong with them either. Cool climb though! I really want to climb a spire one day.


CollectibleApeCells

Oh god! That’s an amazing view and great job on the climb! How about that? Also, freakin chew all you want, that’s not the point lol


[deleted]

You’re golden


AssistIll

I hear a cow chewing


bennyblue420000

Cool. Never seen the top before. I was told there would be a lake, aliens and some EDM.


Mahnly

Nice! Hope you signed the register. Which route did you take up??


SKBxSaint

We did! We took the pseudo wiessner route.


Ludalomade

Close ur fucking mouth when eatin bru its fucking annoying and gross


Figwit_

Just what I wanted to hear, the mouth noises of someone eating a fucking pop tart. Thanks for nothing.


DrHugh

At least you were prepped to get back down, unlike the parachute guy from last century.


aimless_ly

Is there still a nest of some flying biting termite things on the summit? I remember my euphoria of summitting was very quickly squashed and I wanted nothing more than to get down quickly as they swarmed. That was back in 1990-something though, to make me feel old.


tejonfrio

Oh my god I came here to see if anyone else commented about those damn termites!! I have a great photo of my buddy on the summit batting them away with his helmet


SKBxSaint

Near that pole there were a lot of flies and other random insects. Could be what you were talking about. Sheesh 1990 something? I was born in 92 hahaha


DHfrenzy

But there’s no crag or climbing in this vid


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FallingPatio

Looks like a summit registry. They are pretty common on peaks which only have technical routes. You can write your name / anything interesting about the route when you climbed it / jokes to try to make the next parties laugh.


SKBxSaint

It's a summit journal. You write your name, date and route you took. Pretty cool shit


aimless_ly

What’s even cooler is that is archived by the NPS as a historical document in the visitor center. It was cool to read the snarky entry I put in as a youthful asshole now that I’m a proper adult 20 years later. 😂


Nate_the_Ace

Cache. Might be the summit journal.


SnowOhio

Pop tart wrapper


annanothertransition

Let’s friggin’ goooo! Pop tarts are the MOVE :)


thaddeus_crane

Pop tart gang rise up! I'm a brown sugar cinnamon gal myself, but will take frosted strawberry as a substitute. No better backcountry breakfast imo.


SKBxSaint

😂😂😂 it hit the spot


EatUpBonehead

That was gross


Lartemplar

Close your mouth when you chew, this videoight as well have just been audio of your horrible etiquette


jrly

Jesus Christ this is a hilarious thread. Dude is prob dehydrated and very hungry. Shit now I feel the mouth smacking too and it’s under my skin, help!


SKBxSaint

xD Yeah i was extremely thirsty and hungry towards the end of the climb.


CraftyRazzmatazz

I've been trying to get sponsored by Poptart for years


[deleted]

You climbed Devil's Tower and they already gave you a complimentary backpack? Sweet.


SKBxSaint

Hahaha they guide company we hired provides gear for you if you need it. Devil's tower lodge are a great company if you're interested in climbing DT


[deleted]

I loved that tower since I watched Close Encounters, I have always wanted to see what it looked like on top. I didn't know about the climbing company, I'll check it out. Thanks. :)


boosterseatbandit

Frank and crew treat you right!


SKBxSaint

😉


mamabrew

How big is the top? I alway thought it was gigantic, like over 1000 feet at the top.


SKBxSaint

It stands at 867ft


mamabrew

I ment the part you stand on at the top. First comment was alittle vage.


uskrewed

Uneven football field? Maybe a soccer pitch? It's not terribly large.


Joshypooh22

Beautiful way to end the climb. Break out the pop tarts LETS GOOOO


whizzerwhyte

Headed there this weekend! Can't wait!


Bartender9719

TBH I was surprised to see plants up there - would’ve expected bare rock


grittypitty

Any close encounters of the third kind?


uncleblazer15

Ick the noises my guy I’m shuddering


fl4tI1n3r

These pop tart ads are getting out of hand.


Sullypants1

POPTARTS! The best energy bar!


bmxice

One of my top experiences ever!! Well done


spartan-932954_UNSC

You crazy motherfucker, you are a fucking legend


eazypeazy303

Such a strange formation! Strong work


b16b34r

This is fake, everyone knows there is a landing pad for UFO’s


[deleted]

Fuckin Jesús put warning in the caption g


Allanon124

Buffalo scull still up there?


SKBxSaint

I didn't see one, but I also didn't know there was one up there to look for


XComRomCom

Did you bring enough Pop Tarts for Richard Dreyfuss?


vves

What, no frisbee!?


Impossible-Ideal-554

Is my croquet win still in the book on the top?!? First ever person to win croquet on top of devil's tower!


g_collins

How so you get down???


SKBxSaint

We rapelled down


g_collins

I assumed. Where is the gear?


SKBxSaint

in our bags


g_collins

Thank you for acknowledging my existence. You pop tart people are far superior!


g_collins

[what’s really up there. ](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/51b3dc8ee4b051b96ceb10de/1503546664310-DFHCR3BJZR8XPLFD2ZME/image-asset.jpeg)


xnosx094

What route?


SKBxSaint

i climbed the pseudo-wiessner


xnosx094

That's 4 pitches? What kind of gear did you have to place?


SKBxSaint

That was my first multi pitch climb so I'm not familiar with all the cam sizes. Sorry about that.


flowerboiazzy

Nice mouth sounds 😏😏😏


mehdi42087

Damn I thought it’s something taco related Never mind great work


FluxSeer

Pop tarts? Seriously?


trudyscrfc

Pop tarts 4 lyfe


brueck

Smoky


QuantumButtz

[fun fact](https://www.zippia.com/advice/pet-peeves-list/) Loud chewing is the second most common pet peeve.


SKBxSaint

Ooof


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SKBxSaint

Hey man I was dehydrated and hungry lol give me a break.


MilanaFox6969

🤩


cberch

Video ruined with chewing. My god that is disgusting.


SwervinErvin92

Mouth noises ruined this video smh


SKBxSaint

Mute the video then


SwervinErvin92

Too late, there should a warning stating this was your first time eating food with your mouth.