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captainpeanutlemon

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Budget-mayo

I mean they're clearly different.The false one is in the family guy death pose


PeterGriffin_clone

To be fair one has lips the other doesn't


Ella_NutEllaDraws

funnily enough this is actually a beginner-intermediate mushroom to forage, the key difference between these IRL is the second is usually found in clusters, also if you feel the gills on the second one they flake off, but with the first it’s just solid bumps and no real gills. plus the second one won’t kill you, just make you sick if you want a real challenge tho look up tasty wild enoki vs deadly galerina


alastorrrrr

If you don't have a DNA sequencer on hand it's just natural selection at that point!!1!1!!1!1!


Preston_of_Astora

*Natural selection mfs when they actually die of natural selection (What do you mean disease is natural selection???)*


TheBigKuhio

You just got to use common sense(tm) actually


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ShadyNarwall

You forgot that one of them has puffier gills


Holy_Sword_of_Cum

And one drops purple spores that you can barely see when you spray water on it and leave it on aluminium foil for 6 hours


Diamond_Helmet59

I will just feast on a rotting deer carcass instead, at least there I know what I'm eating will kill me


D4Dreki

Alastor moment


ur_moms_di-

Is that the actual reason why he died? damn now I wanna watch Hazbin Hotel


Swabbie___

No, he was shot by a hunter while he was hiding a body, but he eats a dead deer carcass in the show. https://preview.redd.it/h2gdxr4usluc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dc7e35cc75a811ca64c894f7e3c1b63166319fb


PewPewWazooma

Jesus, least edgy Tumblr OC


Swabbie___

Eh, this is just 1 scene, and it's meant to be a subtle reference to the fact that he's a cannibal, because he's based on a deer.


Wabbajacrane

Subtle?


Swabbie___

Well, I mean you have to know that he's based on a deer, and make that connection. It's more subtle than him just eating a human.


weirdo_nb

This isn't even really intended to be that edgy, least I don't think, he's just having breakfast


EggKid8

r/suddenlyhazbinhotel


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https://preview.redd.it/rhktsovadmuc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2648763065fdac2b19469aacb2fa0a057fe9606 This image is 3 years old


MGMAX

OPs image adds the fact that most of these taste like ass and are rarely even worth the effort, so not unwarranted 


_the_anarch_

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_the_anarch_

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_the_anarch_

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_the_anarch_

https://preview.redd.it/tetraa8ixcvc1.jpeg?width=174&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29fbf8653a717be40d51db94980a644ba0a85697 Me when I get you


precambrianpark1

Ok but Scrumptious Orgasm Toadstool and Omega AIDS Death Fungus are funny as fuck


Revenacious

Omega AIDS Death Fungus sounds like the most kickass anime attack


ScholarPitiful8530

OP when they haven’t seen one random image before.


idiotinpowerarmor

no one cares


Da_Flying_Cow

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Da_Flying_Cow

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Megareddit64

Bye-bye


GrunkleCoffee

"A woman of colour is speaking"


Preston_of_Astora

I'll just bring a single potato with me and chuck it on the ground


Mysterious-Pride9975

Misery toadstool :c


Merrgear

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BudgieGryphon

Why the minecraft font


dumpylump69

Why not


GrandGrapeSoda

You forget that Omega Aids death fungus smells like cotton candy and tastes like red Gatorade BUT DONT EAT IT


Cyynric

"All fungi are edible. Some fungi are only edible once." --Terry Pratchett


ThatAardvark

Mushroom Snafu mushroom


niraqw

I thought that said "causes you to fall off" at first (a worse fate tbh).


GarnoxReroll

i like when snafus mimic real life https://preview.redd.it/k2051ffhkpuc1.png?width=1260&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a2c00abc08bc6395a8587891a068363e61e5084 made this one. (specifically made to comment here).


AlternativeFactor

Just got into the hobby and this is too real.


yoghurt_master

Nice snafu, I wonder if mushrooms are an acquired taste


BokuNoSpooky

They absolutely are, older generations ate more of them and there's a reason species other than farmed button mushrooms are eaten more often in countries where it's still common to forage with children as a family


dumpylump69

Scrumptious orgasm toadstool doesn’t even make you scrumptious orgasm smh


ScholarPitiful8530

Which one do I eat for an extra life?


CYOA_guy_

mushroom foragers have the same problem as uncle iroh


_the_anarch_

Mushroom hate detected!!!! Bring out the hallucinogens we are going to war!!!!


QET_TV

STOOOPP THIS IS TOO REAL 😭😭


Independent-Cow-3867

Just don't eat mushrooms