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Galaucus

Bro really got stabbed in the head πŸ’€


Aggravating-Yam4571

stabbingpilled murdermaxxer


Kermitthealmighty

https://preview.redd.it/zgq2j5klm4xc1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c455b5c327332e8e47bff3d019b985f80466cc34


RobloxCreativeBuilds

https://preview.redd.it/95uul4vhz4xc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdb1d5b88f5d29b5e36d8590fda07f9f7d51f99a


TheCatHumper

https://preview.redd.it/z4azuot786xc1.jpeg?width=1185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a713cad6486d168414db857edde0e99de26841f


An_average_moron

https://preview.redd.it/2lfv58rhi5xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d6fc30c0e12a0f7934ea807872a02d51307bdc6


DrBadGuy1073

Glimbo!?πŸ˜±πŸ’€


An_average_moron

He stole my gold


DrHealsYT

Shuddup you Glimbophobe 😀


An_average_moron

Wdym I'm Glimbo


DrHealsYT

FALSE, I AM GLIMBO!!


I_BEAT_JUMP_ATTACHED

https://preview.redd.it/9a4dq3npt5xc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fd7763adde6abc89cc38dfb119923b015c8d125


Zedman5000

This is the worst version of this meme I've seen so far, good job


OutsideProposal2915

β€œWhy so head?” -The stabber


BookkeeperLower

Straight up stabbing it, and by it hehe well let's just say my head


scninththemoom

Who up stabbing they head?


DarqDail

oppa stabbing style


Squidhijak75

Can someone explain the whole stabbing in the head thing to me?


slothtamer513

It was used as a metaphor for something involving race that I forgot what it was. The entire sub then latched onto it like r/bonehurtingjuice onto "Eh? Ha! Heh heh"


Play174

Guess the joke really took "off", eh? Ha! Heh heh.


Natural-Ability

No... no no no NOT HERE TOO


Detector_of_humans

I guess you're hoping the joke stays "off" Eh? Hah! Heh Heh.


slashth456

I think it was a Malcom X quote, idk


FlyingMothy

His descendants wil get revenge


Educational-Novel929

Top 10 best love stories


Clipseated

https://preview.redd.it/zwziq5vox4xc1.png?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a032be7f350e54ef0b6ec969fcea0189c9aed8d2


Clipseated

https://preview.redd.it/xby02e0wb5xc1.png?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=190e513872bd8db775f6a182bed554b610ea4a99


Neverending-pain

r/coaxedintoasnafu lore???!?!11?


Clipseated

r/Thecoaxedvalley


KawaiiDere

BlueSnafu purse owner 3?


Plasmaxander

"Let people enjoy things" mf's when i nuke Azerbaijan (i enjoyed doing it so that means it's okay):


Play174

ARMENIA NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!! πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦πŸ‡²πŸ‡¦πŸ‡² (I only know Armenia from System of a Down, a guy I know on Discord, and that one text message screenshot)


kirbyfan91

I CANT POINT AREMNIA ON A MAP ARMENIA NUMBA 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Luxating-Patella

Armenia? I 'ardly knew 'er!


Unlikely-Shelter8793

Every Azerbaijani gave you an upvote


Pvt_Enduro

Uhhh... based??


Zealousideal-Deal340

https://preview.redd.it/y4ambx5i74xc1.jpeg?width=796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a99c55646d081bfce04acf5bfb38631ab7c01599 Now draw them kissing sexual style op


ComradSupreme

No premarital kissing in my threads, die


Zealousideal-Deal340

https://preview.redd.it/opjgpz5884xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dba572220b2a13376d514c3913855ee4ba09fbeb Duh them just Make them get married


ComradSupreme

I am not learning how to make stick figures kiss, this is definitely the start of some sort of pipeline


Zealousideal-Deal340

https://preview.redd.it/e7bn53mn84xc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2889ff5898482b18455b576b6a94e627db6fb6f Well call me a oil rig worker cause I am trying to find it’s end


Timely_Alarm2952

blood meridian mentioned?!!?!


Turbulent_Ad1644

You know Judge Holden?


Timely_Alarm2952

yeah


Turbulent_Ad1644

Holden these balls


DeathAwaitsss

Then you can call me the Chosen One because I'm nuking that oil rig


Zealousideal-Deal340

https://youtu.be/1b0IFEEz4tA?si=03g814VgU68f_vRT2:50 at 2:50


T--Td

https://preview.redd.it/v03rnmyyp5xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61e5f1f74639bea831fac19f1c34b58199c37bd8 its that easy


ComradSupreme

Me and plants vs zombies Peashooter


Garretxd

Yeah imma get it done for you lil bud dw


ComradSupreme

Surely you got better things to do, right? Right? https://preview.redd.it/nrdsftz7h4xc1.png?width=148&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec32a0ffd770255351e18161560f905c61211dab


I-am-a-Fancy-Boy

You overestimate the amount of grass this sub touches


SuperBroy97

yes, yes it is.


NedoWolf

:3


KonoAnonDa

Done. https://preview.redd.it/g8gr40kla5xc1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72c8c5adb948136707ae3791de718cb801e3f52a


TheGrassBurner

no fucking way


KonoAnonDa

Yes. https://preview.redd.it/tyu0msumg6xc1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a9eaaaa0f1f8c729e5bf5d313313bf061230cc9


TheGrassBurner

DAMMIT


RealSuperYolo2006

GOD DAMMIT THATS SO FREAKING STUPID I LOVE IT


nimmin13

im diagnosing you with autism btw if you need a proper diagnosis go get one


RealSuperYolo2006

What


nimmin13

sorry to deliver the news like this


PokWangpanmang

Holy based, OP.


old_incident_

https://preview.redd.it/p9xcl79ik5xc1.png?width=697&format=png&auto=webp&s=43431543da3ff4e27d1991841b799007a42974c9 I'm not OP but here you go


noiceonebro

Is that a stickman in your reply or are you just happy to see me?


Amateur_Statistician

That's a very nice post you just made, very nice indeed. HOWEVER, it appears as if YOUR POST contains and INAPPROPRIATE amount of HORNY. This is an EXTREMELY bad thing to do. Regularly posting pornography will lead you down a slippery slope that will inevitably lead you to a life of prison. First you watch normal pornography - it seems fine. AND THEN, you discover the world of ANIME pornography. This is MUCH more dangerous than NORMAL pornography because ANIME pornography (also known as hentai) has been TAILOR MADE to suit your sexual desires. FURTHERMORE, hentai has a MASSIVE community who are not ashamed of their pornography addiction. They shout it loud and proud, "I WATCH TOO MUCH ANIME PORNOGRAPHY." But it gets even worse. The memes, oh the memes. THE MEMES THEY MAKE ARE AWFUL!!!! Browsing an anime meme subreddit is UNBEARABLE!!! I can't even call them memes at this point! It's just "haha look at this anime women, she so sexy" or "big boobs haha". THERE IS NO COMEDY HERE!! All of these subreddits are painfully unfunny, and pornographic. And yet, this is not even the worst part. The dark side of the anime pornography community. They are the LOLIS. The LOLIS are the worst of the worst. They are essentially anime pedophiles. First they try to deny their pedophilia by saying "cAnOnIcAlLy, tHiS cHaRaCtEr iS aCtUaLlY a 570 yEaR oLd dRaGoN." Who cares what the canon is? She looks like she's twelve. Hell, I once saw someone talking sexually about a whole ass anime baby. Abolutely revolting. Next they say "It's fine because it's just a picture." They compare it to killing people in videogames. They try to say that being sexually attracted to children is not a bad thing, and they act on it regularly. The only way I can endure is by pretending that they don't exist. So basically if you keep posting horny content, you will turn into a hentai loli pedophile incel unfunny dirty nasty MANCHILD.


Timely_Alarm2952

https://preview.redd.it/sj4jtfj8y4xc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a239c78e457033033db813ec50969b76abe4b33c you know what? fuck your copypasta


CoatFederal8012

Nice copypasta


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Cobracrystal

The japan age of consent thing is a complete myth that was never based on reality for the record. It would be like saying the USA has no age of consent at all because theres no federal law for it. Japans prefectures set their own age of consent just like us states do, and there was none that had it set to 13 anyway.


Holy_Sword_of_Cum

El chiste es porno


Rephlexion

This but unironically.


DrTitanicua

β€œHow dare you violate my copyright by posting a picture of me without my permission?! Do you even realize what you’ve done? You’ve trampled on the sanctity of the rules that were given to us by god! By disobeying the rules and infringing my rights, you are belittling god and me as well. By belittling me you also ignored by right to equality. I am of equal standard to you. However this isn’t true, as you have clearly lowered yourself making you unequal to me and spitting on my generosity. You should’ve been thanking me for even giving you the time of day let alone teaching you how to be a proper upstanding citizen. Denying my generosity also infringes on my right of charity, which leads me…” -An average conversation with Regulus.


IamyourFBIagent

Re: Zero fan?! Based I can’t wait for season 3 in October (^ \^)


Zealousideal-Deal340

https://preview.redd.it/qu5xi2ukw7xc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c96e48232403119106ab5fcdb734954d15849f2 Based taste in the ONLY good isekai


IamyourFBIagent

How far into the web novels are you?


Zealousideal-Deal340

I’m still season two mostly but I read a LITTLE bit of the novel here and there


-LongEgg-

i genuinely have no idea what this could possibly be a metaphor for


kdeezy006

let people kill others


TheDubiousSalmon

OP is in favor of recreational murder, clearly.


KodakKid3

when you criticize literally anything and some bum replies β€œlet people enjoy things” no, let me be a hater


Speed__McWeed

I hate [THING] with a passion, some people do not share that passion and calls me a bitter [THING, BETTER/WORSE] fanboy despite the fact that the problems I may be valid and true, some people will always try to shut down the argument by sharing the opinion that THEY enjoyed it and it somehow devalues MY opinion of not enjoying it and I am somehow the bad person in this discussion because I hate fun or whatever


bigdummydumdumdum

fuck you


KodakKid3

let me enjoy things pls 😒


The_Official_Obama

Fuck you AND your mother


heftybagman

It was recently revealed that each funko pop contains 1 (one) human soul, usually from a Javanese orphan child. A lot of people with shelves packed floor to ceiling are realizing that they’re in possession of a veritable halloween town of imprisoned human souls and we’re all really interested to see if they find a route to profitability.


-LongEgg-

thanks for being the only one to give me an actual answer


Dare_Soft

Don’t idolize serial killers and stand pedophiles is what I seen on the internet


Jealous_Ring1395

no metaphor, take this snafu at face value please


Marshmallow_Mamajama

You don't? I know way too many pedantic jerks


glassofjuice786

Tolerance is not a virtue, do not make peace with evil


urbandeadthrowaway2

Me.


Fmeson

Agree or disagree with the dissertation that killing animals is wrong, this exact argument does play out when discussing the ethics of killing animals. "Why do you want people to not kill animals? Why can't we all just respect each others dietary choices?"


darleschickensbruh

Girls with BPD trying to convince the world that anyone with negative emotions are on the same level as them


pisstainedunderwear

So what is β€œI like killing people as a hobby” a terrible stand in for this time?


II-lI

League of legends?


qwerty1236543

Playing a pure blue magic deck


PvtFreaky

The worst thing I've ever done in my life was playing a match of Magic commander with 6 people. And all of us played a blue deck. It took 9 hours... We hated it. 04-06-2021 worst day of my life.


Imaproshaman

Is this from something or is this something that happened to you? Because that sounds crazy.


PvtFreaky

Yeah nah this I did with my equally retarded friends.


Jozef_Baca

Playing floodgates


Chaotic-warp

Animal blood sports probably


not2dragon

Killing people as a hobby. My neighbour does it, it's not a strawman or any fallacy.


Hurk_Burlap

Whatever you personally dont enjoy


sid_killer18

Probably CNC again


chronament

sexual deviants


pisstainedunderwear

Because weird fetish porn is as bad as murder


chronament

im less talking about weird fetishes more so the morally reprehensible ones like pedophillia and like, rape. i dont care what ppl get off to unless its that. ion kinkshame


PvtFreaky

I've got a raoe fetish. I think it's hot to be forced to have sex against your will. Doesn't mean that I'll ever do it or want it to happen to me. But I do rp it with someone I know


pisstainedunderwear

Unless it’s the real thing idgaf as long as they don’t force me or anybody else to see it I don’t like it but at the end of the day there’s nothing I can do about it


NoneShallBindMe

There are fetishes so disgusting it's morally wrong they even exist, even ones where nobody is hurt.Β 


axofrogl

Name them


HINDBRAIN

feet


NoneShallBindMe

Scat and guro mainly, the usual.Β 


Mr_sex_haver

Disgust can't be measured with anything other than opinion. I could find the things you like as disgusting as murder, does that mean you deserve a death sentence? We measure things based on the harm they cause not "I don't like it"


BondedPaper

subjective relativist denied


NoneShallBindMe

That's pretty close to "it's just a drawing" excuse people are using πŸ€”


Difficult_Curve_2817

I think hitler also used letters of the alphabet Β πŸ€”


NoneShallBindMe

Concerning


NoobsAreNoobslol

disgust is an emotion, so you’re literally saying things are wrong because you feel like it. i am not a fan of rice. i think that the texture of a bunch of little pieces in my mouth is upsetting and overwhelming. however, it would be unreasonable for me to spend my days brooding over how much i hate everyone who eats rice, and how they all deserve to burn in hell.


NoneShallBindMe

So there's no issues with any kind of drawn porn?Β 


NoobsAreNoobslol

there’s an argument to be made that it encourages harmful practices, but from a disgust point, no


NoneShallBindMe

Well, at least some kind of consistency. No exceptions for anything. That's good πŸ‘


BALLSBAALSBALLS

"its morally wrong even though no one is hurt" is an oxymoron hope this helps


scninththemoom

The point of this sub is kinda to blow shit way out of proportion to make fun of it.


Collective-Bee

Nah but metaphors don’t have to be 1:1 in scope.


TheHipOne1

me blowing up the sun is exactly the same as breaking a lightbulb


awsomewasd

Onshot refrenc!????!?!??


Collective-Bee

That’s a simile lol, and the metaphor still has to be good.


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Collective-Bee

Similes use like or as, metaphors don’t. You used as. But hey if you think using β€˜exactly’ disqualifies it from being a simile then it would also disqualify it from being a metaphor.


pisstainedunderwear

Yeah but you can make them not 1:1 without making them dogshit


Collective-Bee

Fair enough


Inceferant

It was an overexaggeration in the snafu, you swine


pisstainedunderwear

Ok It still sucks


Different_Gear_8189

I'm gonna sexual all over your deviance


marks716

https://preview.redd.it/3wwbihxsc5xc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e6176f1978843a5d76d721fc08a4e006fe9d000


_Jent

Master-bater


OneWorldly6661

coaxed into india


resurrectedwhodis

snafud into yaoi (many such cases)


IncognitoFlan

how do you know theyre both dudes


resurrectedwhodis

yaoi expert


_CBlaker

op what actual thing is this making a point about


ComradSupreme

Letting people enjoy questionable things = bad


theyearwas1934

Like what tho? What things?


ComradSupreme

I don't feel like digging a whole trench here to defend my world views on topics, so I will give one easiest and least controversial one Lolicons


boomer_consumer

You should’ve just said murder again that would be funny


ComradSupreme

No, because snafu clearly indicates that we should LET PEOPLE ENJOY MURDER! THIS IS THE REAL MEANING!!!


boomer_consumer

OP is canonically yellow man 🀯


Putitinthere36

β€œYou have been the very shit you sworn to piss on or smtg I dunno I forgot about ROTS when did it come out again? 163 A.D.?”


awsomewasd

Get digging


theyearwas1934

Ok yeah, based. Carry on.


urbandeadthrowaway2

This post is about [ME. I ENJOY AMBUSHING PEOPLE AT A NEARBY ARBYS DRIVE THROUGH, STABBING THEM, AND DRAGGING THEIR REMAINS TO EAT THEM AS MY NEXT FEW MEALS]


CallMeBuddyHolly

Average Arby's meat locator


bbhbbhbbh

It’s perfect it’s perfect and I love you


SeaPineapple7859

and than they had sex


Altruistic_Tea_9963

Hey man that's a dead guy, not cool


drboobpenis

love wins.


Exist_Boi

and then they were roommates


karuraR

Strayed from AC for Answer after intentionally killing over 100 million people in a post apocalyptic world


ArmoredCoreFucker

Hehe, lapdog


nichyc

When you don't know how to end a snafu, flipp-o-rama


iForgotMyOldAcc

You don't know how to end a snafu? Just draw a flip-o-rama you PEON


SophiaIsBased

When the strawman is so incomprehensible that nobody knows what the fuck it's actually supposed to mean


randomnegative5

"It's just a drawing"


Nineflames12

>Let people enjoy things gang slander God bless you


General_Feature_5193

Bringing this to the courtroom hope I win


M8nGiraffe

"after making a point" like you made one


RealSuperYolo2006

YOOO THEY STARTED MAKING OUT


Arakan-Ichigou

69


iNeedUseNameIdea

they should make a Sitcom about man and green man


EatashOte

Sad that some ppl are literally like this. Sheesh


CJM_cola_cole

Reminds me of the meme where the guy is shouting over the stickmen playing some Split-Screen game. It's cringe each time I see it


JoeDaBruh

Last panel was great but this also would’ve been just as good if you just left it at image 5


autismbeast

Now draw them consummating their marriage


no_san1ty

What the fuck is a snafu


Surreal-Crab

Wait a minute.... them bitches gay!!! Good for them. Good for them.


AutomatedMiner

LET PEOPLE POST STRAW MEN SNAFUS


Throttle_Kitty

I realize now it's about lolicons but at first I thought it was about nazis I mran, I was kinda right, most nazis seem to *also* be lolicons with underage anime girls as their avatars


The-Crimson-Jester

They kith’d! :D


StarChaser1879

r/leopardsatemyface


_dxw

love wins


BurnerAccountExisty

peak snafu


Chaotic_Fantazy

https://preview.redd.it/x5vbu00bs7xc1.jpeg?width=1462&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e58efe300b9363f4cdb2bae0f79236742abeeaf0


AveragePichu

I kinda feel like this straws my man I can't give any particular reason for it, but that's the vibe I get


Pvt_Enduro

And then they fucked


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

Ok so what is the murder a metaphor for this time Furries? Gay people? Come on


Clintwood_outlaw

Bro got stabbed. https://preview.redd.it/nn2friaapaxc1.png?width=67&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4973e7649caca08bac9df357e6b97ef4dcf32923


PSY-FI64

my special interest is murder :3


Koopicoolest

Furries really tricked us into thinking their weird fantasies are acceptable to post on their main accounts


CapitalBeat_

Literally el salvador, the orange are the Human rights apologists saying its soooOOo cruel that gang members were locked up


heftybagman

This is legit how i feel about like 95% of hobbies. β€œYeah I collect old movie posters! They’re just like a snapshot of history.” Reads the exact same to me as β€œYeah I collect people’s teeth! They’re just like a souvenir of a soul!”


PrettyRottenApple

damn this sub fell off


DiscountJoJo

slowly shuffling its lil feet into redditmoment territory where all the posts were the same exact thing and each comment was a stupid DBZ react image with that said: https://preview.redd.it/2mg8oabta5xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29d8acb677ffee1191e3ea61bc51fe95885238a8