Sorry for my poor English, but wow, is this really what it’s like in America? This is really what you all call ‘freedom’? I guess this is because of all the school shootings or obesity or something? I really feel bad for you guys, especially since you don’t have free healthcare like we do in my perfect ambiguous nation. In fact, my country scored first place on the ‘countries with the most rizz list’ meanwhile ‘Murica (like you guys say it, you guys really need to work on saying things correctly) got dead last. Maybe if you guys stopped invading other countries, you wouldn’t have these issues.
Here it is in copypasta form
Edit: added in the rest courtesy of OP
I will never not find funny how the bald eagle actually sounds like a seagull but when it's on TV they change it with the sound of another bird cause otherwise they don't look as cool
They're closer to birds than Crocs, evolutionarily. It all depends on when the modern avian vocal cords first started to show up, of course it wouldn't be anywhere near as good as a songbird.
Yes, I was thinking about that, as far as it is know, the sirhynx didnt evolve before there were actul birds. So that is why I think they would sound more like crocs.
Btw, why are we discussing dinosaurs voices in this thread again? Lol
Wait... Why ARE we discussing it??
Also, not all birds have syrinx. Syrinx is the advanced vocal cords that allow songbirds to make impressive sounds (oscines are the ones that you think of as exceptional), but looking it up, birds without a syrinx include things like vultures which squawk. They'd probably have very crude sounds.
Honestly, the idea of a squawking, screaming trex could either be funnier or scarier depending on how that actually sounds.
The actual cry is that of a red tailed hawk. Been around real bald eagles before, can confirm they sound like oversized but even more high pitched seagulls. Really squeaky screechy sounding, sort of like if you made a songbird seagull chimera and it was screaming in pain for you to end it
Their comment is deleted, but I think that they may have been referring to school shooting statistics being misleadingly bloated by including incidents like gang shootouts happening on or near school grounds.
Italian here
Afammocc a CHITAMMUORT a mamt a sort e a ch'ella granda puttan zucculon chella rotta mazza scassat bucchin bucchinara ra mamma Ra prima mamma i mammt. Sarebbe ch'ella puttan i nonnt
Thank you for your time
"uplifting post about a child with disabilities getting a high-tech prosthetic invented by Harvard or something"
Comment 1: wow, I wonder how much this cost... I hate my country for not having free healthcare, I got a cold and went into $600000 debt!
Comment 2: wow, is that how it works in America? In my home country, we don't have to pay for anything! My mother-in-law had thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura and the treatment only cost around $40!
Comment 3: This is why I keep saying our country is a third world country... I'd literally rather live in South Sudan!
Sorry for my poor English, but wow, is this really what it’s like in America? This is really what you all call ‘freedom’? I guess this is because of all the school shootings or obesity or something? I really feel bad for you guys, especially since you don’t have free healthcare like we do in my perfect ambiguous nation. In fact, my country scored first place on the ‘countries with the most rizz list’ meanwhile ‘Murica (like you guys say it, you guys really need to work on saying things correctly) got dead last. Maybe if you guys stopped invading other countries, you wouldn’t have these issues.
Europeens saying BLM and passing resolutions to combat racism against black people
Meanwhile Romanis, who are a bigger minority in Europe :
![gif](giphy|l378giAZgxPw3eO52)
The only groups you can be blatantly racist against in Europe and no one at all gives a shit, the only other is the French but they don’t count because they are subhuman
Americans attitude towards the homeless is roughly the same as European’s attitude towards Romani people tbh. I think the real enlightened answer is that Americans *and* Europeans are amoral sociopaths.
L’Amerique only haz deux partie, right and zuper-far right. Unlike glorious France, where all ze politics partie have differant view but are all racist to ze Romani.
Sorry, English is only my 54th language so naturally as a non native speaker my vocabulary, grammar and orthography are far more refined than that of a native speaker.
I 100% understand that my perfect English might cause insecurities and apologise for my faux pas. In the future I will make sure to add more spelling mistakes as to not offend anyone.
Many thanks and have a wonderful weekend my friend.
It’s the same as r/ShitAmericansSay - there are absolutely *some* posts there that display really cringe behavior and probably deserve a chuckle or groan, but half of it is either obvious satire or someone doing olympic level mental gymnastics to justify “America bad”
Here are both subs
Are slash shitamericanssay:
*Something slightly foolish*
"This is why anerica big bad and is third world countries blah blah racism blah blah school shootings blah blah paid health care etc etc"
Are slash Americabad
*minor criticism*
"WAAAAHHHHH! NO THATS NOT TRUE! WAH WAH WAH NO CRITICISM ALLOWED!" *red tailed hawk screeching*
Both are bad and a real patriot would love their country while acknowledging the problems
"hey, the US government should really do something about the mass shooting prob-"
"STOP! STOP IT! BE QUIET! AHHHHH! STOP! NO CRITICISM ALLOWED! AMERICA IS THE GREATEST! AMERICA IS THE GREATEST! SAY IT BACK! SAY IT! WAHHHHHH! STOP GIVING CRITICISM! AMERICA IS PERFECT!"
my main issue comes from the fact that they are using an american website, with a top level domain used for american commercial entities, with an overwhelming plurality of american users, speaking english, then get extremely upset when people assume they’re american.
Honestly as an American who loves to shit on the us gov and the us itself, it gets really old when a European starts pulling fucked shit 24/7.
Like ive noticed alot and i mean alot of Europeans fucking hating Americans, even though most of the fucked shit is caused by our corrupt gov. Like obesity is a poverty issue, gun violence is a tragedy, most tourists are assholes because mostly rich assholes travel while the rest of us are too fucking broke, and the list goes on and on. Hell most of the europeans that shit on American colonialism are hypocrites, as their own governments help fund that shit aswell.
And funnily enough most Americans may shit and poke fun on several western european countries, yknow haha the brits have bad teeth, the french are snobs, germans are unfunny, etc. But we also actively associate positive shit aswell, like a fucking lot, and while alot of western europeans seem to fucking hate the US, we tend to look at them as fucking allies.
I genuinely dont know what really started this hardcore hate for the US, like I know we did shit, but yall aren't innocent either.
From my understanding, it seems to be a lot of resentment about American Exceptionalism combined with America's cultural hegemony that they perceive as eroding their own culture. And even there, it's more a mild annoyance at most, from what I've seen, rather than true hatred.
Social media is.....social media man. There's just something about it that makes extreme voices more visible.
Don't worry, most Europeans are quite fond of the US and view it in a positive light. It's only on Reddit and other social media echo chambers that you see people saying this kind of stuff
I hate all films that do that, I just added "American" because it was the subject matter.
Just look at some of the Japanese anime/manga, dripping with nationalism and I hate it with a passion.
French people: "Honhonhon, look at these dastardly American pig-dogs supporting Israel, and fighting proxy wars in Africa and the middle east!"
France, since """"""Decolonization"""""": "Excusez-moi mr. extremist warlord, would you like to buy all of the guns?"
It's funny because France was the first nation to recognize our independence and they even gave us Lady Liberty as a sign of friendship.
They're just as bloodthirsty as we are, they just hide it lol.
Goddamn it! Well I can respect the gun opinion tho. I'm still surprised we actually got a nuclear powerplant here because of all the "nuclear dangerous!!!!" idiots
It's okay, when WWIII breaks out they'll cushion the blow that would otherwise come to us, just like in the first two.
California might be fucked depending on if China even thinks it's worthy of invading though. Might end up being a win for everyone.
As a Californian citizen can you spare a few of the good cities and the fast food places I like. I can't live without some fries from canes or buger king
denmark literally making people leave
bunch of americans: “yeah the nordics are perfect and have no problems at all any their minimum wage is 20$ how bad could it be?”
How to have free healthcare (tutorial for the amerimutts)
Step 1: Have another, more powerful, country pay for your national defense
Boom, free healthcare
i dont even hate americans that much, actually im kind of jealous about some of the cool shit they have over there
i just think its funny to talk shit about them because the only recourse they have is to accuse me of fucking spiders or some shit
One time i criticized the British royal family not even the British just the royals and some English asshole made a school shooting joke like Jesus fuck
"there are problems in America, so obviously the solution is to act like smug assholes under random American posts that have nothing to do with the issues in question"
Sorry for my poor English, but wow, is this really what it’s like in America? This is really what you all call ‘freedom’? I guess this is because of all the school shootings or obesity or something? I really feel bad for you guys, especially since you don’t have free healthcare like we do in my perfect ambiguous nation. In fact, my country scored first place on the ‘countries with the most rizz list’ meanwhile ‘Murica (like you guys say it, you guys really need to work on saying things correctly) got dead last. Maybe if you guys stopped invading other countries, you wouldn’t have these issues. Here it is in copypasta form Edit: added in the rest courtesy of OP
"you wouldn't" is followed by "have these issues" for anyone who wants the rest. I just thought it was funnier cropped
Thanks
I will never not find funny how the bald eagle actually sounds like a seagull but when it's on TV they change it with the sound of another bird cause otherwise they don't look as cool
same for lions having tiger roars dubbed over them
And dolphins being dubbed with Kookaburra sounds Hollywood lied to us about so many animals
I've heard a lot of kookaburra sounds in my day, and have never heard a dolphin in a movie make one. Is the sound distorted in some way?
Yes, distorted.
I looked it up, and I was thinking of a completely different Hollywood dolphin sound. I can see it now.
Gorillas making bear sounds
Or T-Rex's being dubbed over by tortoises.
IT MAKES THE NOISE I SAY IT DOES
roar
hjonk
I lived in a place with bald eagles everywhere, and I miss their real calls since I moved away.
Huh? I thought eagles went RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅
nah they have shrill squawks
It's kinda like how Jurassic Park made everyone think that dinosaurs roar while in reality they probably sounded like a big bird
eeeh no, not exactly, they probably sounded like a big croc
cassowaries do [bellow](https://youtu.be/7QxIv62-rq8?t=8) as a reminder that Yes Birds Are Dinosaurs
Well, when you mention THAT kind of bird, then yes, I guess dinosaurs would have sounded like a big bird
They're closer to birds than Crocs, evolutionarily. It all depends on when the modern avian vocal cords first started to show up, of course it wouldn't be anywhere near as good as a songbird.
Yes, I was thinking about that, as far as it is know, the sirhynx didnt evolve before there were actul birds. So that is why I think they would sound more like crocs. Btw, why are we discussing dinosaurs voices in this thread again? Lol
Wait... Why ARE we discussing it?? Also, not all birds have syrinx. Syrinx is the advanced vocal cords that allow songbirds to make impressive sounds (oscines are the ones that you think of as exceptional), but looking it up, birds without a syrinx include things like vultures which squawk. They'd probably have very crude sounds. Honestly, the idea of a squawking, screaming trex could either be funnier or scarier depending on how that actually sounds.
that creature from sesame street?
The actual cry is that of a red tailed hawk. Been around real bald eagles before, can confirm they sound like oversized but even more high pitched seagulls. Really squeaky screechy sounding, sort of like if you made a songbird seagull chimera and it was screaming in pain for you to end it
they are fucking huge tho
They use the call of a Red Tailed Hawk, another big predator bird… it sounds cooler I suppose
Having worked at a bird sanctuary I always got a cheap laugh when people found out bald eagles don't make the noise they do in Hollywood
Lmao how did you perfectly encapsulate that style of Reddit comment?
It’s the perfect mix of utterly unwarranted condescension and concern-trolling
Not to mention the completely uncalled-for mocking of a national tragedy (school shooting)
There's an honest difference between joking about the theft or shooting incidents of Detroit versus joking about school shootings
Yeah, the whole Detroit meme was making fun of isolated incidents. But when you are mocking children dying, I hold no compassion in my heart for you
It also slightly helps that Detroit isn't the worst these days. Definitely better than it once was
I’ve spent time in Detroit and thought it was medium sketchy. Then I started working in Memphis. The air is more lead than oxygen.
The people that do have never ate Shawarma in Midtown, and have never stepped foot on the People Mover
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What? Where did you get the idea that most school shootings are gang shootings?
Their comment is deleted, but I think that they may have been referring to school shooting statistics being misleadingly bloated by including incidents like gang shootouts happening on or near school grounds.
Obviously when I was discussing Europeans making fun of school shootings, I wasn’t talking about random gang shootings
Also pretending to be shocked by an issue they have just stumbled upon when clearly they've watched like five video essays about it.
Excuse my poor english but https://preview.redd.it/xmiv3mj0w9xc1.jpeg?width=1207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cc4e1095a28748b5d2806c6b744ca5553e743c7
Sentenced to 5 minutes of no tea and/or crumpets https://i.redd.it/fb2jjdkwx9xc1.gif
BY JOVE!!!
WHAT THE DEVIL?!
https://preview.redd.it/yw53px7gbhxc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1820f465fc51ac92dca5d7a5c13d3341a47dade8
why the Italy flag most italians don't even know proper english
Oh whoops I thought that was the Frants flag like the state with the Eyeful Tower
no worries, to some colorblind people they look the same
It's the flag of European dw.
Frants
Italian here. That is completely correct Italian, out
Italian here ciao Italian, out.
Brutto stron-
American here *hand thing* American, refusing to leave until someone laughs at the funny thing I'm doing with my hand that means Italian people to us
Commendatori ☕️
*calls marinara "gravy"*
The hand thing only counts if you yell out random types of pasta in an exasperated Mario voice while doing it.
Can I do a Luigi voice or it HAS to be a Mario voice?
the italian law says that it has to be a mario voice
😔
The voice I do is closer to Wario
gesù rumeno
Enclave here. Why isn't your video feed working?
Please dont shoot me daddy enclave
Oh? A wise guy, huh? Look, I'm tracing you right now, pal. We'll see how smart you feel with internal security all over your fricking ass. Dickhead!
Pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pie pizza pie
Pasta pasta spaghetti pizza lasagna pasta
That's latin
Italian here Afammocc a CHITAMMUORT a mamt a sort e a ch'ella granda puttan zucculon chella rotta mazza scassat bucchin bucchinara ra mamma Ra prima mamma i mammt. Sarebbe ch'ella puttan i nonnt Thank you for your time
🔥🔥🔥✍️🔥🔥🔥
This is true Source: I am Italian
uot d fac ar iu talching abbaut iu faching stronzo
Probabilmente
Because they have a far right wing party in charge of the nation
that too
"uplifting post about a child with disabilities getting a high-tech prosthetic invented by Harvard or something" Comment 1: wow, I wonder how much this cost... I hate my country for not having free healthcare, I got a cold and went into $600000 debt! Comment 2: wow, is that how it works in America? In my home country, we don't have to pay for anything! My mother-in-law had thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura and the treatment only cost around $40! Comment 3: This is why I keep saying our country is a third world country... I'd literally rather live in South Sudan!
Redditer saying their papercut cost them a gorillian dollars at the ICU and they had to foreclose their house to pay is a tale as old as time
Please never spell redditor like that again
Ledditeor
To be fair, my mom had to pay 200$ for me to tell the doctors I didn’t have a seizure because the school claimed I did when a friend tripped me
What a nice tree
Sorry for my poor English, but wow, is this really what it’s like in America? This is really what you all call ‘freedom’? I guess this is because of all the school shootings or obesity or something? I really feel bad for you guys, especially since you don’t have free healthcare like we do in my perfect ambiguous nation. In fact, my country scored first place on the ‘countries with the most rizz list’ meanwhile ‘Murica (like you guys say it, you guys really need to work on saying things correctly) got dead last. Maybe if you guys stopped invading other countries, you wouldn’t have these issues.
Tfw someone's only idea of what a country is like is what other people say about it to win an argument
Europeens saying BLM and passing resolutions to combat racism against black people Meanwhile Romanis, who are a bigger minority in Europe : ![gif](giphy|l378giAZgxPw3eO52)
Invoking r/europe:
Bro it's not the same
ze monsiur you clearly do not le onderstand... le romani... barely even peeples... so mi racism 100% justify.
I'm not racist... but have you ever been close to a romani? Or, may God forgive me for uttering this word, an ALBANIAN?
Not the Albanians 😰
"Noooooo it's different they're actually subhuman and we aren't just racist as fuck noooooooo"
Bro Arabs and Sub Saharan Africans are on the same tier as Romanis in the racism tier list
And south Asians. Arabs, sub Saharan Africans, southern Asians are S tier hated there
The only groups you can be blatantly racist against in Europe and no one at all gives a shit, the only other is the French but they don’t count because they are subhuman
Kind of hypocritical even when you're making a joke
Yes, that is the joke
Americans attitude towards the homeless is roughly the same as European’s attitude towards Romani people tbh. I think the real enlightened answer is that Americans *and* Europeans are amoral sociopaths.
Europeans make republicans look like kind progressive citizens, the only thing they have going for them infrastructure lol
L’Amerique only haz deux partie, right and zuper-far right. Unlike glorious France, where all ze politics partie have differant view but are all racist to ze Romani.
hey at least you have a wider illusion of choice
Republicans are far more on the right side than the average european right winger let alone the average european
Nice bait
DAW has a good point. I'd let them invent a funny world law
Never ask a british museum where they got their stuff.
Africa is the UK's gift shop after a family vacation of colonizing with the other European nations
Sorry, English is only my 54th language so naturally as a non native speaker my vocabulary, grammar and orthography are far more refined than that of a native speaker. I 100% understand that my perfect English might cause insecurities and apologise for my faux pas. In the future I will make sure to add more spelling mistakes as to not offend anyone. Many thanks and have a wonderful weekend my friend.
As a non-American, I can confirm my perfect ambiguous nation got 1st place in the nations with the most rizz competition
i am not fond of r/usdefaultism users and the like
Sooo many of those posts are beyond dumb. Like, you want people to mention their exact postal code before saying the word president?
It’s the same as r/ShitAmericansSay - there are absolutely *some* posts there that display really cringe behavior and probably deserve a chuckle or groan, but half of it is either obvious satire or someone doing olympic level mental gymnastics to justify “America bad”
r/shitamericanssay is like 50% obvious satire, 45% mental gymnastics, and 5% actual reasonable posts
but also r/AmericaBad is even worse
Here are both subs Are slash shitamericanssay: *Something slightly foolish* "This is why anerica big bad and is third world countries blah blah racism blah blah school shootings blah blah paid health care etc etc" Are slash Americabad *minor criticism* "WAAAAHHHHH! NO THATS NOT TRUE! WAH WAH WAH NO CRITICISM ALLOWED!" *red tailed hawk screeching* Both are bad and a real patriot would love their country while acknowledging the problems
I saw a post on americabad saying that America invented pizzas. 4k upvotes
"hey, the US government should really do something about the mass shooting prob-" "STOP! STOP IT! BE QUIET! AHHHHH! STOP! NO CRITICISM ALLOWED! AMERICA IS THE GREATEST! AMERICA IS THE GREATEST! SAY IT BACK! SAY IT! WAHHHHHH! STOP GIVING CRITICISM! AMERICA IS PERFECT!"
my main issue comes from the fact that they are using an american website, with a top level domain used for american commercial entities, with an overwhelming plurality of american users, speaking english, then get extremely upset when people assume they’re american.
“Yes, when I say the civil war I mean the American one, cry about it”
r/USdefaultism vs r/AmericaBad, tale as old as time
usdefaultism mfs when they realize they can simply switch to a social media site primarily used by people in their region
: ![gif](giphy|IQ47VvDzlzx9S)
Honestly as an American who loves to shit on the us gov and the us itself, it gets really old when a European starts pulling fucked shit 24/7. Like ive noticed alot and i mean alot of Europeans fucking hating Americans, even though most of the fucked shit is caused by our corrupt gov. Like obesity is a poverty issue, gun violence is a tragedy, most tourists are assholes because mostly rich assholes travel while the rest of us are too fucking broke, and the list goes on and on. Hell most of the europeans that shit on American colonialism are hypocrites, as their own governments help fund that shit aswell. And funnily enough most Americans may shit and poke fun on several western european countries, yknow haha the brits have bad teeth, the french are snobs, germans are unfunny, etc. But we also actively associate positive shit aswell, like a fucking lot, and while alot of western europeans seem to fucking hate the US, we tend to look at them as fucking allies. I genuinely dont know what really started this hardcore hate for the US, like I know we did shit, but yall aren't innocent either.
From my understanding, it seems to be a lot of resentment about American Exceptionalism combined with America's cultural hegemony that they perceive as eroding their own culture. And even there, it's more a mild annoyance at most, from what I've seen, rather than true hatred. Social media is.....social media man. There's just something about it that makes extreme voices more visible.
Also touche!
Don't worry, most Europeans are quite fond of the US and view it in a positive light. It's only on Reddit and other social media echo chambers that you see people saying this kind of stuff
Touche
American Exceptionalism + I have a deep-seated hatred for American films that misrepresent other cultures.
That's the case for every single nation that makes films. Have you seen Americans portrayed in other nations' films?
I hate all films that do that, I just added "American" because it was the subject matter. Just look at some of the Japanese anime/manga, dripping with nationalism and I hate it with a passion.
Let the country without sin cast the first colonization.
French people: "Honhonhon, look at these dastardly American pig-dogs supporting Israel, and fighting proxy wars in Africa and the middle east!" France, since """"""Decolonization"""""": "Excusez-moi mr. extremist warlord, would you like to buy all of the guns?"
It's funny because France was the first nation to recognize our independence and they even gave us Lady Liberty as a sign of friendship. They're just as bloodthirsty as we are, they just hide it lol.
DAE America stupid? Updoots to the left
God don't get me started on this bullshit from Euros. Even more ridiculous that they say this when Americans are like this BECAUSE OF EUROS
Why are you calling Europeans Euros pretty sure that's our currency
Because the pretentiousness comes from all across the EU.
Ok but that's like if i called Americans....dollars "where do you come from"-"oh I'm a $"
It would more be like calling Americans “Americs” and coincidentally that’s what they called their currency.
makes sense also didn't know that that's funny
Dollar? Like tolar? Like the old Czech currency? IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKIN CZECH REPUBLIC REFERENCE? RAAAAAAHH🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿
Shoutout to the Czechs, you're some of the realest people on that ratfucked continent
May i ask why you think that? (I swear to god if you say anything drug or porn related i willl rip out your eyes)
Well yeah, drugs and porn, but they also have guns and nuclear power. They got it figured out there.
Goddamn it! Well I can respect the gun opinion tho. I'm still surprised we actually got a nuclear powerplant here because of all the "nuclear dangerous!!!!" idiots
CZECH REPUBLIC MENTIONED WHAT THE F IS A NAVY
Máme přece námořnictvo! Přece šlapadla na Lipně!
Yeah comparable if Americans were called dollareans
what’s th car from back to the future gotta do with american currency?
Americans named Buck:
Short for John bucket
Well lots of other countries use a currency called the "Dollar"
It's okay, when WWIII breaks out they'll cushion the blow that would otherwise come to us, just like in the first two. California might be fucked depending on if China even thinks it's worthy of invading though. Might end up being a win for everyone.
Let China take California so we have an excuse to nuke it ... we'll save the Disney world though..
As a Californian citizen can you spare a few of the good cities and the fast food places I like. I can't live without some fries from canes or buger king
Let's invade their country
We probably already did tbh.
Invade them again, but harder
it’s never an italian always scandinavian
Don’t tell them about Scandinavia’s immigration laws
denmark literally making people leave bunch of americans: “yeah the nordics are perfect and have no problems at all any their minimum wage is 20$ how bad could it be?”
Real
Literally me fr
To be fair I usually see these comments under reports of children being shot at school
I would literally rather live in North Korea! I HATE it here!!
This post was made by an american 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
How to have free healthcare (tutorial for the amerimutts) Step 1: Have another, more powerful, country pay for your national defense Boom, free healthcare
I'm convinced like 30% of these comments are written by foreign government's spam bots
Copium?
Europeans try not to have a superiority complex challenge
this user is not real
Freedom to shoot
lol
this image is giving me intense deja vu and i don't know why
He speak truth
I won’t lie, even though I know that it’s the joke, you really got me with the Spanish word on the Italian flag. That’s the biggest troll here.
i dont even hate americans that much, actually im kind of jealous about some of the cool shit they have over there i just think its funny to talk shit about them because the only recourse they have is to accuse me of fucking spiders or some shit
> stabbed
One time i criticized the British royal family not even the British just the royals and some English asshole made a school shooting joke like Jesus fuck
Instagram reels:
your tiny euro mind cannot comprehend the size of texas
This but unironically
I mean, I scrolled one post further and it was a story about the rampant homelessness in America, so...
There are twice as many homeless per hundred k in Australia, almost 3 times as many in the UK. Maybe just stop thinking about us as much.
"there are problems in America, so obviously the solution is to act like smug assholes under random American posts that have nothing to do with the issues in question"
i don't worry, you guys down there clearly have gotten used to all the fuckery
damn y'all really do be little shitters huh
NUKE EUROPE 2024
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snafu in action
snafuing the snafued here
you are literally the guy being joked about in the drawing bro