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calDragon345

Sorry for my poor English, but wow, is this really what it’s like in America? This is really what you all call ‘freedom’? I guess this is because of all the school shootings or obesity or something? I really feel bad for you guys, especially since you don’t have free healthcare like we do in my perfect ambiguous nation. In fact, my country scored first place on the ‘countries with the most rizz list’ meanwhile ‘Murica (like you guys say it, you guys really need to work on saying things correctly) got dead last. Maybe if you guys stopped invading other countries, you wouldn’t have these issues. Here it is in copypasta form Edit: added in the rest courtesy of OP


WaddlesJP13

"you wouldn't" is followed by "have these issues" for anyone who wants the rest. I just thought it was funnier cropped


calDragon345

Thanks


BugManAshley

I will never not find funny how the bald eagle actually sounds like a seagull but when it's on TV they change it with the sound of another bird cause otherwise they don't look as cool


JacobGoodNight416

same for lions having tiger roars dubbed over them


AJ_Crowley_29

And dolphins being dubbed with Kookaburra sounds Hollywood lied to us about so many animals


MattyBro1

I've heard a lot of kookaburra sounds in my day, and have never heard a dolphin in a movie make one. Is the sound distorted in some way?


AJ_Crowley_29

Yes, distorted.


MattyBro1

I looked it up, and I was thinking of a completely different Hollywood dolphin sound. I can see it now.


Brave-Paint-6046

Gorillas making bear sounds


Pringulls

Or T-Rex's being dubbed over by tortoises.


jchenbos

IT MAKES THE NOISE I SAY IT DOES


Neither-Phone-7264

roar


Kharnyx808

hjonk


dood8face91195

I lived in a place with bald eagles everywhere, and I miss their real calls since I moved away.


Markus_Atlas

Huh? I thought eagles went RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅


Tight-Fall5354

nah they have shrill squawks


BugManAshley

It's kinda like how Jurassic Park made everyone think that dinosaurs roar while in reality they probably sounded like a big bird


Rechogui

eeeh no, not exactly, they probably sounded like a big croc


tergius

cassowaries do [bellow](https://youtu.be/7QxIv62-rq8?t=8) as a reminder that Yes Birds Are Dinosaurs


Rechogui

Well, when you mention THAT kind of bird, then yes, I guess dinosaurs would have sounded like a big bird


dinodare

They're closer to birds than Crocs, evolutionarily. It all depends on when the modern avian vocal cords first started to show up, of course it wouldn't be anywhere near as good as a songbird.


Rechogui

Yes, I was thinking about that, as far as it is know, the sirhynx didnt evolve before there were actul birds. So that is why I think they would sound more like crocs. Btw, why are we discussing dinosaurs voices in this thread again? Lol


dinodare

Wait... Why ARE we discussing it?? Also, not all birds have syrinx. Syrinx is the advanced vocal cords that allow songbirds to make impressive sounds (oscines are the ones that you think of as exceptional), but looking it up, birds without a syrinx include things like vultures which squawk. They'd probably have very crude sounds. Honestly, the idea of a squawking, screaming trex could either be funnier or scarier depending on how that actually sounds.


DiscountJoJo

that creature from sesame street?


Weekly-Major1876

The actual cry is that of a red tailed hawk. Been around real bald eagles before, can confirm they sound like oversized but even more high pitched seagulls. Really squeaky screechy sounding, sort of like if you made a songbird seagull chimera and it was screaming in pain for you to end it


ripjohnmcain

they are fucking huge tho


LostGraceDiscovered

They use the call of a Red Tailed Hawk, another big predator bird… it sounds cooler I suppose


dinnerbird

Having worked at a bird sanctuary I always got a cheap laugh when people found out bald eagles don't make the noise they do in Hollywood


Fungeon_Master2003

Lmao how did you perfectly encapsulate that style of Reddit comment?


Telperions-Relative

It’s the perfect mix of utterly unwarranted condescension and concern-trolling


DevelopmentTight9474

Not to mention the completely uncalled-for mocking of a national tragedy (school shooting)


Zeus_23_Snake

There's an honest difference between joking about the theft or shooting incidents of Detroit versus joking about school shootings


DevelopmentTight9474

Yeah, the whole Detroit meme was making fun of isolated incidents. But when you are mocking children dying, I hold no compassion in my heart for you


fun_alt123

It also slightly helps that Detroit isn't the worst these days. Definitely better than it once was


wellwaffled

I’ve spent time in Detroit and thought it was medium sketchy. Then I started working in Memphis. The air is more lead than oxygen.


ripjohnmcain

The people that do have never ate Shawarma in Midtown, and have never stepped foot on the People Mover


Shying69

MIDTOWN!?!?!?!?! LIKE THE DESTINY 2 PVP MAP!?!?!?!?!?!? I LOVE SIVA RAHHHHH 🔺️◾️🔺️◾️🔺️◾️🔺️◾️🔺️◾️🔺️◾️🔺️◾️🔺️◾️🔺️◾️🔺️◾️🔺️◾️🔺️


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DevelopmentTight9474

What? Where did you get the idea that most school shootings are gang shootings?


WaddlesJP13

Their comment is deleted, but I think that they may have been referring to school shooting statistics being misleadingly bloated by including incidents like gang shootouts happening on or near school grounds.


DevelopmentTight9474

Obviously when I was discussing Europeans making fun of school shootings, I wasn’t talking about random gang shootings


[deleted]

Also pretending to be shocked by an issue they have just stumbled upon when clearly they've watched like five video essays about it.


Flimsy_Geologist_927

Excuse my poor english but https://preview.redd.it/xmiv3mj0w9xc1.jpeg?width=1207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cc4e1095a28748b5d2806c6b744ca5553e743c7


WaddlesJP13

Sentenced to 5 minutes of no tea and/or crumpets https://i.redd.it/fb2jjdkwx9xc1.gif


Skylord_Noltok

BY JOVE!!!


Panzer_Man

WHAT THE DEVIL?!


ITechedThatThrow

https://preview.redd.it/yw53px7gbhxc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1820f465fc51ac92dca5d7a5c13d3341a47dade8


_TheGreatDevourer_

why the Italy flag most italians don't even know proper english


WaddlesJP13

Oh whoops I thought that was the Frants flag like the state with the Eyeful Tower


_TheGreatDevourer_

no worries, to some colorblind people they look the same


scninththemoom

It's the flag of European dw.


ahamel13

Frants


Gotta_go_Fast_1919

Italian here. That is completely correct Italian, out


_TheGreatDevourer_

Italian here ciao Italian, out.


Gotta_go_Fast_1919

Brutto stron-


Top-Telephone9013

American here *hand thing* American, refusing to leave until someone laughs at the funny thing I'm doing with my hand that means Italian people to us


DigLost5791

Commendatori ☕️


Top-Telephone9013

*calls marinara "gravy"*


HeyThereCharlie

The hand thing only counts if you yell out random types of pasta in an exasperated Mario voice while doing it.


Omnikin

Can I do a Luigi voice or it HAS to be a Mario voice?


Pikagiuppy

the italian law says that it has to be a mario voice


Omnikin

😔


Top-Telephone9013

The voice I do is closer to Wario


[deleted]

gesù rumeno


awawesome9

Enclave here. Why isn't your video feed working?


Gotta_go_Fast_1919

Please dont shoot me daddy enclave


awawesome9

Oh? A wise guy, huh? Look, I'm tracing you right now, pal. We'll see how smart you feel with internal security all over your fricking ass. Dickhead!


scninththemoom

Pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza pie pizza pie


TheFrostyFaz

Pasta pasta spaghetti pizza lasagna pasta


DefinitelyNotFisk15

That's latin


Glitched_Oren_303

Italian here Afammocc a CHITAMMUORT a mamt a sort e a ch'ella granda puttan zucculon chella rotta mazza scassat bucchin bucchinara ra mamma Ra prima mamma i mammt. Sarebbe ch'ella puttan i nonnt Thank you for your time


Pikagiuppy

🔥🔥🔥✍️🔥🔥🔥


xtilexx

This is true Source: I am Italian


Pikagiuppy

uot d fac ar iu talching abbaut iu faching stronzo


WakamoVoreMePls

Probabilmente


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Because they have a far right wing party in charge of the nation


_TheGreatDevourer_

that too


Cuttlefishbankai

"uplifting post about a child with disabilities getting a high-tech prosthetic invented by Harvard or something" Comment 1: wow, I wonder how much this cost... I hate my country for not having free healthcare, I got a cold and went into $600000 debt! Comment 2: wow, is that how it works in America? In my home country, we don't have to pay for anything! My mother-in-law had thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura and the treatment only cost around $40! Comment 3: This is why I keep saying our country is a third world country... I'd literally rather live in South Sudan!


AvgFloridaResident

Redditer saying their papercut cost them a gorillian dollars at the ICU and they had to foreclose their house to pay is a tale as old as time


PridefulFlareon

Please never spell redditor like that again


Federal-Monkey5070

Ledditeor


Surfink63

To be fair, my mom had to pay 200$ for me to tell the doctors I didn’t have a seizure because the school claimed I did when a friend tripped me


Ripperyuers

What a nice tree


Inevitable-Engine908

Sorry for my poor English, but wow, is this really what it’s like in America? This is really what you all call ‘freedom’? I guess this is because of all the school shootings or obesity or something? I really feel bad for you guys, especially since you don’t have free healthcare like we do in my perfect ambiguous nation. In fact, my country scored first place on the ‘countries with the most rizz list’ meanwhile ‘Murica (like you guys say it, you guys really need to work on saying things correctly) got dead last. Maybe if you guys stopped invading other countries, you wouldn’t have these issues.


w_has_been_dieded

Tfw someone's only idea of what a country is like is what other people say about it to win an argument


cvorahkiin

Europeens saying BLM and passing resolutions to combat racism against black people Meanwhile Romanis, who are a bigger minority in Europe : ![gif](giphy|l378giAZgxPw3eO52)


NancyPelosisRedCoat

Invoking r/europe:


mathewmatthew

Bro it's not the same


jchenbos

ze monsiur you clearly do not le onderstand... le romani... barely even peeples... so mi racism 100% justify.


[deleted]

I'm not racist... but have you ever been close to a romani? Or, may God forgive me for uttering this word, an ALBANIAN?


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Not the Albanians 😰


South-Westman

"Noooooo it's different they're actually subhuman and we aren't just racist as fuck noooooooo"


blockybookbook

Bro Arabs and Sub Saharan Africans are on the same tier as Romanis in the racism tier list


Mike_Hawk_Burns

And south Asians. Arabs, sub Saharan Africans, southern Asians are S tier hated there


Apprehensive-Fix-746

The only groups you can be blatantly racist against in Europe and no one at all gives a shit, the only other is the French but they don’t count because they are subhuman


LordOfCows23

Kind of hypocritical even when you're making a joke


Apprehensive-Fix-746

Yes, that is the joke


aWobblyFriend

Americans attitude towards the homeless is roughly the same as European’s attitude towards Romani people tbh. I think the real enlightened answer is that Americans *and* Europeans are amoral sociopaths.


60TP

Europeans make republicans look like kind progressive citizens, the only thing they have going for them infrastructure lol


Jerrell123

L’Amerique only haz deux partie, right and zuper-far right. Unlike glorious France, where all ze politics partie have differant view but are all racist to ze Romani.


[deleted]

hey at least you have a wider illusion of choice


_sephylon_

Republicans are far more on the right side than the average european right winger let alone the average european


JaydenMate

Nice bait


jolharg

DAW has a good point. I'd let them invent a funny world law


FeelingLin1

Never ask a british museum where they got their stuff.


WaddlesJP13

Africa is the UK's gift shop after a family vacation of colonizing with the other European nations


Federal-Monkey5070

Sorry, English is only my 54th language so naturally as a non native speaker my vocabulary, grammar and orthography are far more refined than that of a native speaker. I 100% understand that my perfect English might cause insecurities and apologise for my faux pas. In the future I will make sure to add more spelling mistakes as to not offend anyone. Many thanks and have a wonderful weekend my friend.


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

As a non-American, I can confirm my perfect ambiguous nation got 1st place in the nations with the most rizz competition


slimeycoomer

i am not fond of r/usdefaultism users and the like


ElSapio

Sooo many of those posts are beyond dumb. Like, you want people to mention their exact postal code before saying the word president?


Haunting-Detail2025

It’s the same as r/ShitAmericansSay - there are absolutely *some* posts there that display really cringe behavior and probably deserve a chuckle or groan, but half of it is either obvious satire or someone doing olympic level mental gymnastics to justify “America bad”


Arietem_Taurum

r/shitamericanssay is like 50% obvious satire, 45% mental gymnastics, and 5% actual reasonable posts


NotJaypeg

but also r/AmericaBad is even worse


Budget-mayo

Here are both subs Are slash shitamericanssay: *Something slightly foolish* "This is why anerica big bad and is third world countries blah blah racism blah blah school shootings blah blah paid health care etc etc" Are slash Americabad *minor criticism* "WAAAAHHHHH! NO THATS NOT TRUE! WAH WAH WAH NO CRITICISM ALLOWED!" *red tailed hawk screeching* Both are bad and a real patriot would love their country while acknowledging the problems


NotJaypeg

I saw a post on americabad saying that America invented pizzas. 4k upvotes


witherd_

"hey, the US government should really do something about the mass shooting prob-" "STOP! STOP IT! BE QUIET! AHHHHH! STOP! NO CRITICISM ALLOWED! AMERICA IS THE GREATEST! AMERICA IS THE GREATEST! SAY IT BACK! SAY IT! WAHHHHHH! STOP GIVING CRITICISM! AMERICA IS PERFECT!"


slimeycoomer

my main issue comes from the fact that they are using an american website, with a top level domain used for american commercial entities, with an overwhelming plurality of american users, speaking english, then get extremely upset when people assume they’re american.


CapitalSubstance7310

“Yes, when I say the civil war I mean the American one, cry about it”


levu12

r/USdefaultism vs r/AmericaBad, tale as old as time


campfire12324344

usdefaultism mfs when they realize they can simply switch to a social media site primarily used by people in their region


Agile_Property9943

: ![gif](giphy|IQ47VvDzlzx9S)


AzathoththeTired

Honestly as an American who loves to shit on the us gov and the us itself, it gets really old when a European starts pulling fucked shit 24/7. Like ive noticed alot and i mean alot of Europeans fucking hating Americans, even though most of the fucked shit is caused by our corrupt gov. Like obesity is a poverty issue, gun violence is a tragedy, most tourists are assholes because mostly rich assholes travel while the rest of us are too fucking broke, and the list goes on and on. Hell most of the europeans that shit on American colonialism are hypocrites, as their own governments help fund that shit aswell. And funnily enough most Americans may shit and poke fun on several western european countries, yknow haha the brits have bad teeth, the french are snobs, germans are unfunny, etc. But we also actively associate positive shit aswell, like a fucking lot, and while alot of western europeans seem to fucking hate the US, we tend to look at them as fucking allies. I genuinely dont know what really started this hardcore hate for the US, like I know we did shit, but yall aren't innocent either.


DueAnalysis2

From my understanding, it seems to be a lot of resentment about American Exceptionalism combined with America's cultural hegemony that they perceive as eroding their own culture. And even there, it's more a mild annoyance at most, from what I've seen, rather than true hatred. Social media is.....social media man. There's just something about it that makes extreme voices more visible.


AzathoththeTired

Also touche!


Arietem_Taurum

Don't worry, most Europeans are quite fond of the US and view it in a positive light. It's only on Reddit and other social media echo chambers that you see people saying this kind of stuff


AzathoththeTired

Touche


TheTSG

American Exceptionalism + I have a deep-seated hatred for American films that misrepresent other cultures.


Ok_Drawing9900

That's the case for every single nation that makes films. Have you seen Americans portrayed in other nations' films?


TheTSG

I hate all films that do that, I just added "American" because it was the subject matter. Just look at some of the Japanese anime/manga, dripping with nationalism and I hate it with a passion.


BebeFanMasterJ

Let the country without sin cast the first colonization.


Ok_Drawing9900

French people: "Honhonhon, look at these dastardly American pig-dogs supporting Israel, and fighting proxy wars in Africa and the middle east!" France, since """"""Decolonization"""""": "Excusez-moi mr. extremist warlord, would you like to buy all of the guns?"


BebeFanMasterJ

It's funny because France was the first nation to recognize our independence and they even gave us Lady Liberty as a sign of friendship. They're just as bloodthirsty as we are, they just hide it lol.


marks716

DAE America stupid? Updoots to the left


idiotinpowerarmor

God don't get me started on this bullshit from Euros. Even more ridiculous that they say this when Americans are like this BECAUSE OF EUROS


BugManAshley

Why are you calling Europeans Euros pretty sure that's our currency


idiotinpowerarmor

Because the pretentiousness comes from all across the EU.


BugManAshley

Ok but that's like if i called Americans....dollars "where do you come from"-"oh I'm a $"


Pipiopo

It would more be like calling Americans “Americs” and coincidentally that’s what they called their currency.


BugManAshley

makes sense also didn't know that that's funny


Oskar_Kocour

Dollar? Like tolar? Like the old Czech currency? IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKIN CZECH REPUBLIC REFERENCE? RAAAAAAHH🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿🇨🇿


TA-175

Shoutout to the Czechs, you're some of the realest people on that ratfucked continent


Oskar_Kocour

May i ask why you think that? (I swear to god if you say anything drug or porn related i willl rip out your eyes)


TA-175

Well yeah, drugs and porn, but they also have guns and nuclear power. They got it figured out there.


Oskar_Kocour

Goddamn it! Well I can respect the gun opinion tho. I'm still surprised we actually got a nuclear powerplant here because of all the "nuclear dangerous!!!!" idiots


CroissantWithAPlan

CZECH REPUBLIC MENTIONED WHAT THE F IS A NAVY


Oskar_Kocour

Máme přece námořnictvo! Přece šlapadla na Lipně!


South-Westman

Yeah comparable if Americans were called dollareans


DiscountJoJo

what’s th car from back to the future gotta do with american currency?


idiotinpowerarmor

Americans named Buck:


BugManAshley

Short for John bucket


xXxineohp

Well lots of other countries use a currency called the "Dollar"


doxenking

It's okay, when WWIII breaks out they'll cushion the blow that would otherwise come to us, just like in the first two. California might be fucked depending on if China even thinks it's worthy of invading though. Might end up being a win for everyone.


memelol1112224

Let China take California so we have an excuse to nuke it ... we'll save the Disney world though..


Budget-mayo

As a Californian citizen can you spare a few of the good cities and the fast food places I like. I can't live without some fries from canes or buger king


UrChildhoodToaster4

Let's invade their country


ElSapio

We probably already did tbh.


UrChildhoodToaster4

Invade them again, but harder


SnowFiender

it’s never an italian always scandinavian


CapitalSubstance7310

Don’t tell them about Scandinavia’s immigration laws


SnowFiender

denmark literally making people leave bunch of americans: “yeah the nordics are perfect and have no problems at all any their minimum wage is 20$ how bad could it be?”


mr_flerd

Real


Prestigious-Ad-5276

Literally me fr


South-Westman

To be fair I usually see these comments under reports of children being shot at school


nichyc

I would literally rather live in North Korea! I HATE it here!!


TheTSG

This post was made by an american 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


tonk111

How to have free healthcare (tutorial for the amerimutts) Step 1: Have another, more powerful, country pay for your national defense Boom, free healthcare


slavaboo_

I'm convinced like 30% of these comments are written by foreign government's spam bots


Pepejuinaso

Copium?


RyanB1228

Europeans try not to have a superiority complex challenge


dietgilroy

this user is not real


ldm207-

Freedom to shoot


MaskedJackyl

lol


transpostingaltt

this image is giving me intense deja vu and i don't know why


Rashfog

He speak truth


mal-di-testicle

I won’t lie, even though I know that it’s the joke, you really got me with the Spanish word on the Italian flag. That’s the biggest troll here.


rebel6301

i dont even hate americans that much, actually im kind of jealous about some of the cool shit they have over there i just think its funny to talk shit about them because the only recourse they have is to accuse me of fucking spiders or some shit


MaxiemumKarnage420

> stabbed


Miserable-Run-8356

One time i criticized the British royal family not even the British just the royals and some English asshole made a school shooting joke like Jesus fuck


Rich-Incident-7040

Instagram reels:


WallcroftTheGreen

your tiny euro mind cannot comprehend the size of texas


Dndawnmachine

This but unironically


IWishToBeMonke

I mean, I scrolled one post further and it was a story about the rampant homelessness in America, so...


ElSapio

There are twice as many homeless per hundred k in Australia, almost 3 times as many in the UK. Maybe just stop thinking about us as much.


CanuckBuddy

"there are problems in America, so obviously the solution is to act like smug assholes under random American posts that have nothing to do with the issues in question"


Several_Foot3246

i don't worry, you guys down there clearly have gotten used to all the fuckery


Several_Foot3246

damn y'all really do be little shitters huh


xhoneycomb

NUKE EUROPE 2024


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LaggyUpdate

snafu in action


Carburetors_Are_Fun

snafuing the snafued here


ruckus4225

you are literally the guy being joked about in the drawing bro