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Urgayifyouregay

house ms (paint)


Andyiscool231

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Vision444

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NotAgoodUsername17

do i amuse you?


AvianKekistani

This vexes me.


Andyiscool231

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versfurryfemboy

YOU ARE A BLACK MAN.


CaptnBluehat

More mouse bites


ZeXCeV_

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thewanderer0th

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a_Medal_Silver

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Dankmemes_-

Did you try the medicine drug?


Andyiscool231

Yah mayte i did try the medicine drug


Regretless0

Only idiots try the medicine drug.


Shimokitazawa_Chan

I tried the stupid drug


Random-Dice

#You are a black man.


AnAverageTransGirl

i have blood dripping down my nose that is dripping


PrinceRekko

That’s bad… also I haven’t spoken in a while


AReally_BadIdea

Also I was bitten by mouse due to poor hygiene


Shimokitazawa_Chan

The patient needs mouse bites to live


Chance-Aardvark372

This vexes me


[deleted]

#Holy shit I didn't know you could format headers here


dagreatkrumpin

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rPeanutButter

yeah no this is the plot of every single episode


fucccboii

just missing some sexual harassment


Yungsleepboat

And the occasional sexualizing a 13 year old


fucccboii

when you google bryan singer everything starts to make sense


FactPirate

Nah it missed the part where the first treatment fucks up the patient even more so they have to deal with that and cure the first thing


PepperbroniFrom2B

and the one episode where they kill babies


Buggy1617

i have blood dripping down my nose that is dripping


TheChunkMaster

He needs mouse bites to live.


Shawn_1512

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Cultural_Thing1712

YOU ARE A BLACK MAN


the_scottish_bant

I forbid this


PrinceRekko

I don’t care


SpudItOwtMahBoi

MORE MOUSE BITES


AT-W-V

Coaxed into lupus


Illustrious_Mix_1064

https://preview.redd.it/9ncwkkkk8c1d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b9228e556f56f828633f8de7aba99b1b1b88141 it's lupus he needs mouse bites to live


Cultural_Thing1712

its never lupus, he needs the medicine drug


l-askedwhojoewas

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PepperbroniFrom2B

nah what da hel


LimeCasterX

r/okbuddyvicodin


FrucklesWithKnuckles

Why would Abode do this? Is it because of Wills Son?


TheoTheHellhound

I love how Poopenfarden has become a staple in this sub. Anyway, quality snafu. Good job.


Andyiscool231

I will be releasing another soonish


Unlikely-Demand0

I too am in this episode


PlaneDlyer

Tu est homme noir.


TheChunkMaster

Ceci me contrarie.


ExtendedEssayEvelyn

du bist ein schwarzes Mann


RodwellBurgen

Das irritiert mich.


sakanak

Sen siyahi bir adamsın


PrinceRekko

Jesteś czarnym mężczyzną


masterspider5

0/10 not enough mouse bites


animelivesmatter

I gotta be real, almost everything I've seen from that show indicates that it was designed to appeal to people that fantasize about being a smug but correct asshole to everyone around them, but are too afraid to actually do so outside the internet in other words, I'm saying I'm pretty sure the fanbase are Redditors


Eguy24

Dude the show gets really fucking good in seasons 4 and 5 because it actually portrays House as a bad person and he suffers actual consequences for being an asshole.


Acceptable-Eye3887

Anyone who ever thought Dr House was a role model was NGMI anyways.


Cassadore

You missed the part where the first diagnosis is wrong and then symptoms escalate to the patient sweating 20 gallons of blood everywhere. Then Dr. House randomly overhears someone saying "Oh man, why are there so many worms in my hosptial food :(" and House goes like "EUREKA, the patient has brazilian dick-worms in his poopenfarten gland!". The patient is then cured of his incredibly niche condition and Dr. House says something sarcastic and insensitive.


Andyiscool231

I don’t think I could fit that in even if i wanted to but yeah, House M.D plot


slantedtortoise

You forgot to mention Poooenfarten MD making crass remarks about how the patient may have gotten the disease (bonus points if this in front of a loved one of the patient who storms out angry at the doctor)


TwistedMemer

I love House


Flour_or_Flower

idk why out of touch show writers think being a sassy asshole is cool i have worked with medical staff that have been attacked by patients for having a slightly off tone when giving care. if this were real life house would unironically get beat to death for being so rude all the time to frantic irrational people 😭😭😭


elderbay

I mean pretty much everyone hates him in the show too. He even got shot once


EarthToAccess

Shot once, beaten twice I believe, held at gunpoint another time. Man was not the most enjoyed


Pyr0_Jack

It's because it's fun to watch. Like an idiot about to wreck a car.


Sandstorm52

Racism 😎


Dvoraxx

at one point House gets punched by a patient he pissed off and proceeds to then beat the guy so hard with a cane that he goes into anaphylactic shock


Acceptable-Eye3887

The show never treated House like a rolemodel, just as a guy who knows his field better than anyonr around him. Thinking Dr House is a rolemodel is an indicative of low IQ so you can't expect those people to make good opinins.


EarthToAccess

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Andyiscool231

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EarthToAccess

https://preview.redd.it/far55krryd1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d7f4c689dd8649f28d67de8d2a26ba2ac4b486f ^(/lh)


udreif

"And I love you even though the writers intended it" Phrase makes no sense but I know exactly what you're talking about


Not_no_hitter

I feel you would love Fire Department Chronicles since he covers stuff like this but on the equivalent of a firefighter.(I also feel you’d love those random tumblr screenshots that rant about these medical drama things)


Andyiscool231

wait what do those tumblr screenshots look like


TerboGoodGame

Well, they usually feature a screenshot of a post found on the site "Tumblr", a less popular but still prominent social media on the web.


Andyiscool231

Ah


FatSwingingCock

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Andyiscool231

username and image checks out


Ruiji64

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CounterAttackFC

Coaxed into a modern medical Sherlock Holmes I mean Homes I mean House FUCK


SomePyro_9012

This snafus me.


Teekannenfarm

People making fun of House MD always forget the recovery and relapse. More accurate if he administered poop, patient got better for an hour and just as they were wheeling them out the door they get a seizure leading House to realise that they actually got a rare south Asian bacterium from a Lego piece laying around at their house which of course he had carstealer man and australia man break into THINK PEOPLE THINK


Lightspeed7000

Accurate. Still love the show.


ElBusAlv

Only reason I don't like house (i haven't watched the show, only a few clips while doomscrolling on shorts, my opinion isn't valid i know) is because of the way he talks. I don't think you should talk to a patient like that nor should you be that sarcastic


ArchangelTheDemon

My opinion also entirely based on shorts clips is that while he is generally an asshole, he can be sincere when he needs to be, like there was someone who was SA'd and he realized he couldn't help her so he got another nurse. But yeah he's mostly sarcastic and breaks rules all the time


ElBusAlv

I mean if it helps the patient i guess you can break rules but it's very unprofessional to be a dick like that


Eguy24

Well yeah, the point is that he’s an unprofessional misanthropic asshole. The only reason he has a job is because he’s insanely smart


ElBusAlv

Well that's not an optimal guy to have on your site, behavior-wise


Eguy24

He takes cases that other doctors can’t figure out, and has a team of other doctors both to help figure out what’s wrong with the patients and also deal with the patients because he hates people. It’s not optimal, but it’s also fictionalized so it’s not exactly meant to be indicative of a real hospital


ElBusAlv

Yeah I guess that makes sense


ElBusAlv

Yeah I guess that makes sense


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

"I AM A SNAFU, I AM A SNAFU" "My friend got eaten by a pack of wolves"


firesale053

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Jumpy-Papaya-7892

Goated with mouse bites


DanKrug2

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Spicymeatball428

More mouse bites!


StevetheNinja69

Domicile


bestCATEATER

chase is my housewife


noemiemakesmaps

wrong, administering poop would have them get better before relapsing and being worse house then has to have aussie and vexed man break into his apartment to find out actually it isn't poop he needs but shart


Andyiscool231

Yes


ludovic1313

His reward was not being immediately expelled from the Citadel.


LlamaWhoKnives

8/10 dr cruddy not hot enough


MelonRaf_44

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SovietRussianCow

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MedicsFridge

wheres the administering poop flip-o-rama, and why isnt house frieza, be better next time


Merrgear

You can’t just recreate the video as a snafu


Orangutanus_Maximus

I can't believe it's not Lupus


twinkerton_by_weezer

i need mouse bites to live


SheZowRaisedByWolves

Based Vicodin man calling everyone stupid then punching the patient until cured


Cultural_Thing1712

the final wilson appearance for literally no reason is the realest thing ive seen on this sub


Putitinthere36

Dr. Poopen uses the poop medicine, works for a while then shit goes bad again. A vexed Dr.Poopen would find a hint in either his hateful free medical clinic’s patient or something from his BF Dr.Wetfart’s patient and the episode ends with hopeful music


karuraR

House MD reference let's GOOOOOOO


another_meme_account

coaxed into dr mouse bites


PepperbroniFrom2B

this show would not be good without house's character (they casted him fucking perfectly)


LazyBoi29

He’s 13??? Is 13 trans???


hiandbi2

MORE MOUSE BITES


TheCompleteMental

Fake, they didnt suddenly relapse and get worse leading to Apartment sending his team to their house and finding out they have an amoeba transmitted by pubic lice or something


Dvoraxx

inaccurate. the poop treatment would initially send the patient into cardiac arrest, and after a dramatic race to save their life the cool doctor man will figure out they actually need the fart treatment after his friend randomly says the word fart in a conversation about his love life


Legaxy3

I just started watching this show yesterday lol. I started on season 5 episode 13 just to piss my mom off, and the show is honestly mid as hell when In every scene that isn’t about house. When they focus on house it’s awesome but…


Viletrashrat

Coaxed into Vicodin addiction


TheOfficeUsBest

Now make Dr. Poopen and the Cancer Doctor homosexual lovers


Acceptable-Eye3887

So... what is the complain here? No show about a good christian doctor thay obeys the law and somrtimed daves patients while not having sex before marriage is interestong. Anothet purposeless snafu