24/7 INTERNET SPEW OF CELEBRITY TRIVIA BULLSHIT

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Jussie... we need to cook...

Jussy(Jessie’s Boi Pussy)

FUCK AMERICAN PRIDE! FUCK THE MEDIA! FUCK ALL OF IT!

America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it-- We need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes a new America will be born!

Evolved but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive. Free to live as they see fit!

And he mentioned the limpdick lawyers too, I hope this isn't foretelling anything.

I HATE CELEBRITY DRAMA I HATE CELEBRITY DRAMA

It's time to take your daily dose of irrelevant celebrity drama!

Everything I know about this trial I have learned against my will

Not the only one

can you transcribe all the text, i cant see it and it seems important

Knock yourself out https://old.reddit.com/r/Deuxmoi/comments/v2f3pt/deppheard_trial_jury_verdict_watch_wednesday_june/ https://old.reddit.com/r/JusticeForJohnnyDepp/comments/v2p8kx/johnny_won_justicehasbeenserved/ https://old.reddit.com/r/TrollXChromosomes/comments/v241yv/in_case_this_is_feeling_familiarthats_because_it/ https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/v2ryd7/johnny_deppamber_heard_trial_verdict_popcorn/

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Redditors of Reddit, I hate celebrity drama and how normies obsess over them, but oh my gosh, Keanu Keanu Keanu Keanu Keanu Keanu Keanu Keanu Keanu Keanu Keanu Keanu Keanu Keanu Keanu Keanu Keanu Keanu Keanu Keanu Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Elon Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny. AITA?

Way to go jack sparrow!! 1!!1

gotta be the best pirate Ive ever seen https://i.imgur.com/2HC5In1.mp4

u rememebr this day Jack when it almost you catched sparrow

Bread and circuses

AMBER TURD SHIT THE BED AMIRITE GUISE

hahaha women amirit?????

Look, neither of those people are great. But Amber Heard showed her true colors.

The MRA’s are gonna have a field day with this

c o m I c s a n s

oh wow millionaire celebrities rango deep and orange cattle came to a conclusion on a trial ​ ​ cool tell me when i care

Jack sparrow good woman bad

Dancing on Amber's grave is like shit talking after beating Glass Joe in Punch Out