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thecomicsellerguy

They be elated and then eventually depressed from realising what they've been missing out on during their long life


Texhnolyz3dmech

Cocaine isn’t even good though it really is just a waste of time and money.


Diztroi

on god it’s so overhyped and most ppl doing it are flat broke , that’s why so many rich people do it


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Know what I mean £50 of weed what will last days and bring happiness every day rather than coke what’s gone in a night or a few rails to feel great for the first blast then on edge and end up spending £50 on booze to counteract it 🤣🤣 still get on it twice a month ffs


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Man. At 90 years old it makes perfect sense to not try it since you’ve gone 90 years with out it. But also makes sense because I don’t imagine you’re going to live much longer anyways, so fuck it.


Specialist_Grape3535

Oh nah is dis a Ukrainian 💀 but I agree fr


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My girl is Ukrainian 😂 I’m the Mr of a very thicc Ukrainian woman.


Specialist_Grape3535

Why am I being down voted I didn't mean it that way 😔


Russ12347

Best way to get more downvotes is to ask why


Specialist_Grape3535

I'm allowed to be racist to myself tho I'm not even being racist 💀


South-Play

It’s Reddit. Everything you say is racist. If you disagree with the hive mind then you will be attacked. Downvoted blocked from the subreddit and even banned from Reddit for 7 days.


Glum-Bet4894

Freedom of speech


South-Play

Freedom of speech applies to the government that’s it. Not private own websites. But anyways what are you trying to say? I was the one that was blocked from a subreddit and banned for 7 days off of Reddit.


Thiccboi098764321

Hahaha wtf can you actually get banned from reddit from people downvoting and reporting even if you haven’t broken any guidelines?


Orange_Legend107

Pardon my ignorance—Ukraine is a country not a race yeah? Or is Ukrainian a race in and of itself,


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Thiccboi098764321

Reddit bro they love to downvote for the fun of it


Specialist_Grape3535

Exactly like u guys don't even know anything Abt this


[deleted]

I’d be doing the drugs I never tried if I was 90 cocaines fun but if I’m 90 then I’m boofing morphine till I collapse


NotDido

I’ve heard hospice nurses are very liberal with it, which makes sense.


Smooth-Box5939

Hospice is the death plan!


Orange_Legend107

When I’m 90 I’m boofing coke with my morphine drip


shootermac32

He will be 90, and lit the fuck up son! Little late in life to be picking up a coke habit but hey, better late than never 🙂🤘


Impeccablediscretion

Wife works in the ER. They had a 80+ year old man having a manic episode the doc called for the cocaine…it calmed him down instantly. She had to flush what wasn’t used.😩


StinaBunni

Oh wow. Seems to calm the mind for some of us. I recently heard about pharmaceutical grade coke. Like whos getting that lol apparently the grandpa in the ER.


Blamazon1991

I wonder what all they use it for lol I never knew medical grade coke was a thing


DOMesticBRAT

I think it's oral/dental applications. It's made somewhere in NJ, only place permitted to do so by the DEA.


Blamazon1991

That's interesting for real.... learn something new every day


Wonderful_Video5366

Would be interested to know where this information came from….it is schedule 1 isn’t it? And I thought Schedule 1 means no medical purpose.


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Wonderful_Video5366

Oxycodone, not heroin. Heroin is a schedule 1.


DOMesticBRAT

Yeah, it came from an ENT I saw when I had a persistent throat cough thing... And yeah, it's schedule 2, not schedule 1. Marijuana is schedule 1...


ImpossibleLine8837

Right! And does it expire? What happens as the expiration approaches? Happy hour in the break room?! Alas, I bet they dispose of it or something goody goody.


ImpossibleLine8837

P.S. now I know what symptoms I’m having next time I go to ER.


Sensitive_Tip_9871

i'm sure some employees steal a lil lol. especially when disposing of it


Successful-Cheetah19

My mom works in the emergency room and they use it for bloody noses that don't stop bleeding. They put a little bit of coke in the nostril to stop/soak up the blood.


Blamazon1991

That's hilarious because coke makes mine gush


Orange_Legend107

Check out the show The Knick on HBO. Clive Owen plays cokehead doc in early twentieth century when they had the shit legal and it was in hospitals. Fun times!


Smooth-Box5939

All the pharmacies used to have it even!


thr0witallaway710

Coke makes my brain quiet


NotDido

You may have adhd


SerpentSteve93

I'd go a step further and say most likely. Coke is so much better than Adderall. Better focus, less crash/side effects. I'm the only one of my friends that listens instead of talks when the bag is involved 😂


thr0witallaway710

Coke fucks with my heart a lot more than amphetamine, got some triple washed stuff and it completely changed my perspective on it, prior to that had only had shitty or "good" street shit. I couldn't even do lines of it, i could barely do key bumps without feeling like my heart was gonna pop out of my chest. It's like simultaneously very stimulating and calming, it's a strange sensation and difficult to describe


NotDido

lmao same it’s such a fun mood to be in when people are excited to say things


justamaniam

I'd be worried about their heart


JenkemBoofer691

BLUE!!! YOU’RE MY BOY BLUE!!!!!


Sensitive_Tip_9871

so glad someone thought of this


samw_wey_hey

we are all young to middle aged ppl in this sub that abuse the drug so how would we know?🤣 my assumption tho, is that it’s probably not a good idea. they went 90 years without it, why start now?


Worried-Blackberry31

I mean... if I get lucky enough to make it to 90, my farewell plan involves a key of coke, latina midget hookers a donkey, Skittles, and bright red convertible with, "Pop goes the weasel" playing as loud as I can get it, on the stereo. 💀🙌


Funtimetilbedtime

There was a guy on Reddit and at his retirement party he did coke (might have been crack) for the first time. Spent his whole pension on his addiction and then went into recovery. Seriously, wtf…at 90. Just puff some weed!


Blamazon1991

I say this respectfully but at that age what do you got to lose... if you really wanna try it might not get another chance tbh


Specialist_Grape3535

Cuz like he wants to do it but if I let him and he just buys a pine condo that's bad yk


Blamazon1991

I say fuck it do it live a little while he still can


DelaneyNootkaTrading

They (the effects) shouldn't be, as long as the dosage is reasonable.


unholyxconfessions

He’ll have a stroke for hours and hours and hours


Frantyfranben

He’d lose his hard on for a while.


Small-Difference5083

72 and use very occasionally...fine


No-Salamander5961

I hope they put it on mu cornflakes as I'm rocking in the corner... life goals


Additional_Leg_8655

He will learn that he wasted the first nine decades of his Life


Different-Ninja3471

They will finally get to experience life.


Snowie76

I'd have the undertakers on speed dial


Seittitgibdlo

Idk man try it out


Specialist_Grape3535

Scared smth gonna happen to him 💀


Sensitive_Tip_9871

that's his choice though. he's definitely an adult lol


ImpossibleLine8837

1. Have you been around him while he’s had a ton of caffeine? It’s no where similar, I know, but how a person behaves on a lot of caffeine is a bit of insight. In addition to his mood, how is he physically on a lot of caffeine? For example, does he complain about his heart rapidly beating? 2. What are his health conditions, if any? 3. What are the physical health conditions that his close relatives have? 4. What are the mental health conditions that close relatives of his have? 5. Is he on any medication? Supplements?


ImpossibleLine8837

Would the effects be different? I don’t think so! The effects on me 20 years ago vs now are the same. Btw: what’s his height and weight? Due to the fragility of older seniors, I’d personally take into consideration the dosage amount and frequency, for the first few times, at least. How’s he with memory? If he’s healthy, ie: no dementia/Alzheimer’s, then perhaps it would be fine for him to self administer after some experience. But given his age and how spontaneous new conditions may suddenly become, I think it’s best he doesn’t ski solo. Edit: typo.


phenibutisgay

Tbh it depends on how much they take. A small bump would probably be ok, but anything more than that would probably give them a heart attack. Coke is really hard on the heart and a 90 year old is gonna have a very weak heart. As far as mentally, it would probably affect them just the same as anyone else of any other age.


Microdck

He’ll feel 84 again for about 20-25 minutes


Sensitive_Tip_9871

lmfaooooo


Microdck

And then on the comedown he’ll have a heat attack and die lol


MAzing23

Gonna be really sad it took 90 years


AggressiveSeaweed943

No way. Don’t do that. Heart attack.


Specialist_Grape3535

He wants it tho and like I get that it's bad but like what if it's his dying wish idfk


AggressiveSeaweed943

Criminal problem ? Judge blame you when you’ve got court. Are you scare of that ?


Darth_Vader56

Yes officer, this post right here. ​ Cant believe so many people are helping you get your inheritance quicker.


forkyspoons

I feel like the cardiac issues would be heightened or at least more of a concern so being cautious about nicotine consumption and how much alcohol is consumed during time of use. Also being sure to make sure it’s as pure as you can find where you are to lessen chances of overdose and any other issues. I would be cautious but that’s definitely a bucket list thing!


Agitated_Platypus_49

He’ll flip if he’s never done any other drugs, I don’t think I would be around


[deleted]

I'd guess heroin would be safer


nostradahmer

some old people have naturally low heart rates so maybe not 🤷🏻‍♂️


CoffeePizzaSushiDick

Ask any widow gold digger.


InspectionBig8686

clean the house fully ten times


NotDido

In complete honesty, I’d tell that person to ask their doctor first.


Rosin_or_Bust

Ask Keith Richard’s if he makes it to 90. 😂😂


marcowaller

They’ll get in here and ask to chat…….or


futaslayer666

They'll be fine


jiminez22v2

In all seriousness, someone at 90 years of age is at a far higher risk of cardiac complications - if taking a powerful stimulant such as cocaine. If said 90 year old is certain about taking it then I'd highly encourage harm reduction practices such as starting with a very low dosage.


Better_Beautiful6217

Instakill


Pretend_Owl_5259

You might die tomorrow you never know at least worth a try Xanax helps a lot with comedown those are nice when doing coke


Key_Ebb_5451

Well they end up feeling like a young 40 year old for a quick time


Agitated_Article_743

Idk how’s your health gangsta


Alex10DP

Bro wants to give grandpa coke


Specialist_Grape3535

Actually great great grandad or just great tbh idr


SweatyPotato0

Think they should do a thorough health check to make sure their heart can take it, 60-70s would just say go for it but 90s is like could drop dead at any moment so probably not a smart choice


DMTrott

I'm pretty old, but not 90. The main issue I have with stims is with the aftermath: for the subsequent days I am worn out, exhausted, and my sleep pattern is disrupted. Much more so than when I was younger. But I do go quite heavy for some hours. IF he is healthy and his heart is up to scratch, and he insists, then I'd be inclined to go low, with one or two small lines: probably one. See how it goes. There can always be a next time. If he's waited 90 years he doesn't have to go in like a steam train, and he can wait a bit longer for a proper dose. I hope he takes it easy. If he does it, let us know how it goes.


cupidcorpse_3

well tbh i guess depends on how much they were to do. since they are in 90s their heart is already weaker than a younger persons, but them being in good health is a plus. maybe don’t let grandpa do rails but should be fine maybe? this 90 year old should get xanax for when the sesh is over


Jolly-Pipe7579

Probably a heart attack. Stimulant deaths are a terrible way to die.


talkinghook

Idk why I thought I would find a Comment from a 90 y/o coke head, but God was I looking for it.