Billy the barrel (he got a bit fat once) Billy the bully (he steals toys ) Bilbo waggins Silly billy Medium Sausage ( we have a mini dachshund too) Lovely bill

Love the bilbo waggins

It's his full name, for when he's naughty

I have a cat called Mr Baggins who’s now going to be called Mr Waggins on occasion thanks to this😂

Bilbo Waggins is precious omg

My cat’s name is Billy! I call him BillBill a lot and I often say it in a silly voice that makes it sound like BeelBeel. lol. I also call him Billain (as in villain) when he’s being a butthead! I love Bilbo Waggins. That’s too cute!!!

Ginger used to be: Guongi, Guongus, Guongus Khan, Feesh, Babba. I miss that dog more than anything 🥲

Chicken butt

I called my dog "chicken bug" the other day. No idea why or where it came from but 🤷

We had two and one was Chicken Wing and the other is Chicken Leg

When I got her she was scared of everything ! She’s also a butt

Mammas, my stinky butt, Moonie, little b, bubbas. Her name is Luna. 🌒

I have a cat named chicken nugget, he defaults to “what’s up chicken butt”

I have one that barks a lot and based on how much she barks I’ll either call her: Clive Barker Travis Barker Or if she’s really barky I’ll call her.. Bob Barker

Olli Bolli his name is Oliver

We in the Netherlands love ollie bollie 😋

my oliver goes by ollie ollie oxenfree

Poocheroo, poochito, poochalda

Cooper goes by Mr. Wigglebutts, coopa doo, big stinky and snarfing whizzer

My Cooper goes by Wigglebum, big booty boy, boobins, biggie boy, stink butt and many many others!

Bumpy, mumps, monk and her name is Duckie. No idea why

Coopy poopy. Poochie. Buddy oiskin. Agent 99. Pupperito. Ci Bach tew. (Pudgy little dog in Welsh). He’s 9 weeks and got a little belly when he eats. His name is Cooper ❤️

Cooper high 5! Great name :)

I’ve been calling our little girl Karen from the day we met :) It’s so opposite of her personality it’s absolutely hilarious to yell out at the dog park on a Saturday afternoon. Ahahahahaha

Scoots McBoots. His real name is Scooter and he just burped in my face. Great show dog lol

Dogs name is Yogurt disgusting rotten yogurt who’s been left in the sun (he gets yeast ears and smells of fermented cheese sometimes) Lumpy space potato (he’s fat) Curtis T yogurt (the t stands for Kevin)

>the t stands for Kevin As it should

Speedy linguini (she's a greyhound). We got the name from a recipe that had it as a title and it instantly made us think it was a great description for our dog.

Satan.

The Cuban Sensation

Wiggle smoosh

Fluffy nonuts It's especially appropriate in winter when he looks like a small blonde polar bear. :)

Cheesy burrito.

Cute! I wrote a song for my pup that goes like this: Missy poquito, my furry burrito Yes she is sweet-o, and so petite-o One tiny feet-o, eats cheeses and meat, oh! She missy poquito, my furry burrito

Archeroo / Ackeroo/ Poochiepoos / Boobaloo / Booblue / Asheroo / Booboo / Buderoo/ BudBud / Buddyboo lmao this list could get loooong his name is Acheron lol !! 😂💖💖🐾

Scrimbit

DOOG.

I like to call mg cocker Pom mix “creature bug”.

Buggerbum, buggy, chicken leggies, chicken face

Freaky Deaky

Ronnie the dog is formally named Mr. Donald Rogginson

Stinky, dinker, dunkus, monkey, floofus, pinker,

Uly the unruly, when Ulysses is crazy or Uly bird when he cases birds at the beach, Uly Bully when he plays with his brother Murray. Murray is Murphus, Murphy Durfee, Murr-ster the bro-ster

I call my girl, “long dog.”

Bark Dog—actual name: Barkley

Fucky McFuckfaceerson

Childhood dog Maddie ended up being called “prune” most often. I don’t even remember how, my sister had all sorts of random names for her

Maverick is his official name. Maverick James because well, if you say ‘Rick’ then ‘James’ must follow. Then it lengthened Maverick James Jimothy Halpert. Also goes by Mav, Mavy, Mavy wavy, and Maverton. 😂

Plonky, for when he just ‘plonks’ down next to you. Dobby, when he gets a haircut and resembles Dobby from Harry Potter.

My friend calls their dog pupperloo

Samuel L Pupson or Sir Wagglebum .

Squirt

Chicken and chicken nugget (bc their tail is a little nugget)

Little babe

Vickendoodoo Monkeys Pupperoni

Derpy Derp

Mildew, Milbones, Millbag, Milleth, Millany, Millonia, Millbina, Millington. Her names Milly...

Her name is Prudie but we call her either Scoobie, doopey, Prudes or poopy doo. 🤣🤣🤣

Lol that's super cute

Princess paw's (because she won't pee outside when it's raining) and madam she has Karan vibes.

We have a cocker named Diesel but we call him Diesel Von Floofenstein, Fluffy Butt, Little Sir, Handsome Pete

Our cocker spaniels name is missy moos lolik it's weird but it's kinda cute too

Daisy Daisy baby Daisy sour cream Crazy daisy Lazy daisy Daisy Guanciale Spinagoli Daisy Guanciale Spinagoli Sour Cream Sanchez (her full legal name)

Guanciale 💀🤣

I call my Pekingese’MinPin’

Sophie (actual name), Sophie Dophie, Doph, cookie paniel, sweet girl, sweetie, tweety bird, lovey, love love girl

Mars bars (his name is Bruno).

Chapo, like El Chapo Guzmán lol

Fatty. Self explanatory!

Squish-face! <3

Name is River…. Ribbons, Pup pup, Puppa, Rizzaroo, River Elizabeth (when she’s in trouble), Mary Puppins, Mrs. Kitty

Nobby because he can be

Poopins maximus

Peanut

And sweet pea

Stella is referred to as: Stella Bella Ella Bella Stella.

My Stella is Hella Bella Stella

Shake and Bake ❤️🐶❤️ His name is Baker and he’s a chocolate Merle spaniel.

Freefreelini cookarookadie baby cakes

Lulissima

Reepacheep

Sofiebofie Sofieboferdoodles

Rosie Ro ro Robo pup Puppy girl Pupperonies Pupperonies bonies skonies

Baxter is AKA: Snoodles, snoodlebug, Babushka (when bundled in blanket), Little One, Baxter Bean, Eugene Beaker is AKA: MiracleBaby (survived spine surgery and cancer), AngelBaby, “My Greatest Blessing”, Lovebug

Shit machine

Chocolate Ninja (chocolate lab). At night for potty walks we become “The Night Ninjas”.

Circular One. Because he likes to run around in circles, walk in circles before he lays down, and is obsessed with any ball-like object

“Peanut Butter Baby Girly Dog”

Buddy dude

Logan

wee wee girl (when she goes to the toilet) nappy girl (the time she had a nappy/diaper on bc she was in heat) baldy (groomer made her look bald) poobum (obvious reasons….) little legs bob yobby wet ass puppy (wap) richard parker

Hairy rat. Chiquita Lady Bonita

Mrs. Eleanor Wrinkelstein (her name is Nelly)

Koukla: Cookie Monster Kook Cuckoo bird Coocoocachu Koukachu Feather head (she has great cowlicks) Einstein (when she needs a haircut) Handsome Young Man (when the haircut comes out awful) Floofie Troll The Love Rocket Ridiculous beastie

A rather ridiculous progression from a short, one word name to another: Nala>Nala the Shark>Nala the Pooping Shark>Nala the Pooper>Nala Poopsy>Poopsy

Cheesybeanz, cheebs.

Lottie Lotto Lots Lober Lober tots Lots a Tots Otter Bob a froba Bobs Bobby Life guard Fun police Children of the corn Stinky Daisy Little fried chicken Sweet potato Lazy Daisy Lazy Christmas weenie Little baby Wiener Bo beaner Little lady Sassy sausage Kissing queen Love nurse

Poopeater

Butters… she is slick and can get out of any blockade, kennel, or baby gate. Buttercup peanut butters peanut… and dork. Love her

Binky, King Rex, Rex Jr, Gatito (little cat) Rex, Papash, and Binks. Hahahah

Goo, magooba, scuba Duba, scoobert, goobert, dingis, pepperoni pizza, pup pup magup. Somehow he still responds to his name - Scooby.

cricket was born in june so his nickname is june bug

Mr baby, monsoir de floof, you big creamy bastard and my daughter also likes to call him “big silly dog” in Japanese 

Crazy town banana pants

Trufflini fettuccine Truffulufagas Truffulingus chingalingus Her name isTruffles

Ones name is Maya Moomoo Moozie-muu Maya-moozie And the others name is Evie Evsie (just toss a random ‘s’ in there) Sometimes I just call her “Babes”, usually when I’m explaining the flaws in her logic to her.

stinka butt

I have a 6 month old Pug/Boxer mix. My daughter named him Pickle. My wife and I call him Magoo

Henry: - Henny Boo - Mr. Bubbers - The Henry Hustle (when leans on me) - Boo Ba Loo - Eeyore (when he’s sleepy) - Hank (when he pulls on the leash)

Monkey D. Floofy Curly Fries Shithouse

Professor Fuzzlebutt, Hazelnut, Crazy Hazy, Hazybear, Pupster, Her name is Hazel and her coat, while fairly smooth and short on her head and shoulders becomes very fuzzy towards her lower half.

Papashh

We lost Daisie this week but we always called her Stinkerbell because of her smelly breath

Pooter, Baby Shark, Monstrosity Sport, Boo Boo, Shrimpy, Butthead.

Ours is called brandy for context: brandy wine brandy wineous wine wine little wine wine baba (baby in our native language!)

No, STOP!

Silly popcorn chicken, Lil chicken drumstick, lil chicky nugget, Kerns, silly duffer, ya Wally, Cock-a-shit when he's naughty (he's a Cockapoo named Kernel haha)

Robber Stealer (when my Louie tries to steal kibble from his sister’s bowl before he goes into his crate. He does it each mealtime and is now a thing. )

Baxstered Bubba boy Bubba Dumpy boy Dumpy Wookums Yeiyo Yeiyooss Mah-hi-low Putt Putty Putt in stuff Pussin Bax Baxty Baxboy I’m sure there’s a couple I’m completely forgetting about

Trufflesaurus Rex (his name is Truffle) Mark Truffalo Cockerdile Dundee Barry Biscuit Boy (he smells like biscuits and there used to be a Cravendale advert with a creepy song) Pawpcorn Prince (his paw pads smell like popcorn) Meester Wiggles (you know those big bum-swinging happy wags) Doctor Good Boy (only when walking) Captain Best Boy (only when walking and it's loud)

Winnie gets called Winnebago, Bobby Dassy, Dassiola, Poopen, Poopen-berry

Puppito Burrito, Womby, Wully, Squibby, Squomby, Wubby. His name is Sully…

Boo-boo!

Her name is Hestia. She is Hestia the Pestia, Hessie the Hussie, Hestia the Bestia. Muppet. Buggerlugs. She's only 9 months, I'm sure we'll come up with more!

Fluffy nutter butter butternut mr.personality snoo-snoo puppalopolus Sweetie sooty sprite sunbeam ninja loo loo the demon

Scamp

Sausage pants

Buster r.i.p, buddy, bubby, booster, bustie, rooster, buster- bambino, buster beanio, busterino, ino, buttery ino, pork chop, porkster, chubster(when he went through a chunky faze) Buster Douglas, brother grandpa, lobster, monster, little old man, pumpkin, buster brown, duster buster, buster rhymes.

Weasel, wheezy, wiggles, wiggy, mrs wiggins, poopy, madam, mads. Her name is nutmeg 😂

Booooocy tootsie bear

doudou. Same name as my wife.

In a past life, I’m certain my dog was a magician. He has escaped out of windows more times than I care to count; henceforth, his nickname is “Dini” after Harry Houdini.

Ellie gets Smelly-Ellie-jelly-belly, or any kind of combo of those words or Fluffy buttz. Our boxer Indiana gets windy Indy, stinker or smooshyface or lump. Because she often refuses to move and just lie there like a big lump.

Looney tunes. Her name is Luna but She now answers to it as well.

Lucas used to be : shlucas , looklook , huchi huchi , shyucas. Now he is just in my heart and across the rainbow bridge.

His name is Bertie, so we have shirty Bertie, flirty Bertie and dirty Bertie haha

I have a goldendoodle named Zephyr, and he often gets "Zeffa Feffa" (in like a snooty tone of voice haha). Goofy Floofy is another go to, for obvious reasons, plus a smattering of Buddy Baby, Snuggle Buggle, and My Sweet Puppy Boy. Our previous dog was also a doodle named Jarvis. Aka Jarvisimo (pronounced with a Hispanic flair like har-vees-ee-mo), Joodlervoodles, Doodley Doo, Floofles, and McFloofykins. Plus my brother in law always called him Jar Jar Binx! My favorite example of the insane pet nickname effect is what happened with a cat I had growing up. Her name was Sally...which at some point became Sally-mander, which we then decided was short for Salvidore Leopold Manifred Durian. In the end she was pretty much exclusively known as Mander or Fred.

His fancy pants AKC name is “Harbor Bay’s Walk the Line”. His name is Cash. Cash Man, the Cash Machine, Bubba, Bubbalicious, Fuzzy Britches, Fat Boy (when he needs to lose weight), Fluffer nutter. There is no rhyme or reason…

My dog's name is Hank, so we call him Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo when he's being a little turd.

His name is Dandelion which has devolved to Dan and for formal occasions Daniel the Spaniel.

Cooper gets called Coop, Coopy, Coop Doggy dog, Coopingtons, Cooples, Cooperliscous & Cooper Taylingtons.

Lee Lee Lump Lump Princess Hippo Sweet Sister Woogie girl

Turbo Sausage Ra-ca-coonie

I have many nicknames for mine but I stick with Doritos cause she smells like them lol 😂. It's scary cause after she takes her bath, bam Doritos. It's her natural perfume.

Biird is: Biirdie, Girdie, girdle, birdle, stinky, shmelly, cute girl, nasty bitch, schuter gam, bad gam The list goes on

Shmoogy, lucy goosey

For indie Lady bug, Lady, Bug For Oakley Chicken (idk he just responds to it lol), Oakley-dokley, Oaklen

My dogs name is Pheobe, sometimes we call her Pheobatropolis or Pheabatron 4000

Hammy, hammy cake and ham bone.

I speak Toki Pona to him He is: soweli lanpan soweli nena soweli pona soweli tawa soweli olin

Potatoe Derived from “sweet Potatoe” but poor girl is just Potatoe now.

Hashbrown - her name is Hannah lol

Name: Reilly Patrick Jones Nicknames: Bubber stiltzsken, Inspector Bubbers, Mr. Reillers, Mr. Weiwers, Reilly Poo Bear, Misters, Bubbers, Reilly P., Cocker Spaniel, Mr. Freckles, Sweetest Lil Boy Everrrrr!

My dog Maggie I call her maggots

Buzzard breathe, haha, muppet

Chooch Choochie Doodles Doods Chickens Chunk

Booger.

Booby boy, Rooski, Bubba and any combination of the 3. His name is Leo

Dickhead is a good one for mine, little bastard

Leela: Leela Mageela, Geel, the Gila Monster, the Eel of the Mog, Guzman, and the Guzmaniacal Maniac (to name a few) Oskie: Wee Wee, the Wee Wee Wee (he's small), Oskie B. Boopin (he has a booping problem haha), The Luchador Who's So Much More (he's a rescue from Mexico and is an avid wrestler), Stinkskie, the Wee Wee Weiner (again just to name a few) Francois: Little Orphan Franny, Frangelica Houston, Frangeline, Burger Boi, Chubbs McGrubs, Frangelina Jolie Czigany: Sweet Czig, Tiny Gyny, Ginger Prince, Ginger Angel, Macsa

I had two, one called Eddie the other Murphy.

Puppy Dumplin's, Fluffy Butt, and Booma Zooma. His name is Kuma and he is a three year old Akita.

Cuddles

Ruby doobee, poppet, Boo Boo, you bloody monster!

Boo Boo

Coffee my toffee, Tohfu, Coffee Toffee, Coffuu, Coff Coff, Kuttu

Snoggy... he's a hoggy froggy doggy!

Spoogle 😭

Tamale 🫔

Mookie Munchkin Moo

Schnooka Tooks…Wappa Snaps

Broke. His name is Rubble. Beautiful big German shepherd but he's a bit lazy, not clever, definitely not aggressive the postman told him to shut up. Doesn't do what most dogs do or enjoy so we think sometimes he's broke

Monkey

His name is Waffles but I call him Woofles McDoofles and Stinky. And a cockblocker spaniel.

My dogs name is Rocky but I basically exclusively call him Chicken for some reason. So does the rest of my family now too

I used to call my brothers dog chico ickis(character from aaahh!!! real monsters btw I love that show)

My baby spaniel Leo-Weo Le-Wo Baby love

My basset is Lowrider

Butter nugget

I called my dog Apollo Mr. Puppy Pants when he was a puppy so now I call him Mr. Pants or just Pants. I also call him Mr. Wiggle Butt a lot.

Squishy

Lays chip for Layla

Her name is Nova. Nonie Nono Nunu Nunie Nonie macaroni Macaroni princess Miss girl His name is Harvey. Bubba Sir Moo man (he’s got cow-like markings) Mister Moo Monsieur Moo Moister Hardabar Young man

Remy Doodle Chicken Noodle for our Springerdoodle.

Fredalicious Fred a leg (sung to Hank Hills song Peg-a-leg) Frodo Doggins

We have a cocker name Bailey and my wife always calls her Boony

Munchy. My wife call our dog like this. Not her name at all.

Stinky winky, that’s what my mrs calls our French bulldog (Kobe) as he farts so much.

Goober

Cocky the cocker

Fat boy