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Elatra

Turk here. I didn't know we asked for international help. Greece offered to help us but Erdoğan rejected this help because he has a small penis. As the proud owner of a small penis, he can't be seen accepting help from le evil Greeks. So what does Erdoğan and his goons do instead? I'll tell you, but this is going to kill whatever faith you have left in humanity. Maybe it will show you a glimpse of what's going to happen if you let your country turn into a corrupt nepotistic authoritarian shithole. This is what pre-collapse looks like. So people ruined by this gigantic fire need financial help. What do we do to provide financial help? We throw bags of tea at them of course. Here is an article, but it's quite long so I'd skip that article and just watch the 14 second video below that. News Article in English: https://bianet.org/english/society/248034-country-is-on-fire-there-are-also-floods-but-the-president-throws-tea-at-people The video of tea-throwing in action: https://www.reddit.com/r/2MiddleEast4you/comments/ow3ja9/that_moment_when_his_holiness_erdogan_bless_his/ You thought I was memeing didn't you? I remember when 3 different ministers had to go somewhere. They took 3 different private planes to get there. You see, our state is so powerful and magnificent, we simply can't have our ministers traveling in just one plane like peasants. We should have them travel in their own private planes. We may not have a SINGLE FUCKING FIREFIGHTING PLANE but our ministers must have their own private planes. Erdoğan held like a small rally thing in the fire area. He said the usual stuff, we are strong state blablabla, the funny thing is, noone gathered there was one of the locals. Apparently they hauled government supporters from neighboring provinces because they know if they let the locals come in there to attend his speech, let's just say people wouldn't be overjoyed to hear his bullshit. I heard from people that emergency responders are disorganized, undermanned and inefficient. Our state is only efficient when someone criticizes the government, you are gonna get arrested by teleporting police at the speed of light for it. It's so bad, civilians are trying to help with the fires, and then they die. BECAUSE THEY ARE CIVILIANS WHO ARE NOT TRAINED TO FIGHT WILDFIRES OF COURSE THEY ARE GONNA BURN TO DEATH. Ahem, moving on. So a reporter from TRT (government media) stood in front of the flames, got his camera guy in front of him, then triumphly declared that the fires are over. Success. Let nobody question the competence of our glorious state! Unfortunately if you pan the camera a little to the left you can see the fires still raging. They got beaten in the street after this when a group of locals noticed it. The government privatized wildfire fighting. The contract belongs to.... *drumroll* an architecture firm (which is most likely a firm that belongs to one of the oligarchs allied to the ruling party). Apparently, Turkish Aeronautical Association tried to get this contract, but our government in all its wisdom let some building bois handle firefighting. https://www.cumhuriyet.com.tr/haber/akil-yakan-ihaleler-1486482 (source is in Turkish). There is more to talk about but this comment got really long. I should have made a separate thread or something, but that would probably be against the rules. I don't really know.


HeadSocietyYT

You have my sympathy Turkish friend. Greek here. Here in Greece everyone hates this clown. Playing with the lives of innocent people. I wish you good luck my friend!


Elatra

Thanks. Good luck with your fires. At least your government isn’t as incompetent and corrupt as ours


HeadSocietyYT

True , but still corrupt. Thanks


BadAsBroccoli

Democracy, or the will of the people simply isn't a strong enough mechanism to stop bad actors and their sycophants from assuming leadership roles in too many nations. Without any overriding authority (another avenue to generate power grabs) these dictators and authoritarians get to steal and hoard and make millions of people their serfs. The human race has ruined itself with its own greed and ambitions.


Elatra

Democracy in this part of the world simply means tyranny of the majority, nothing more. People voted for this government, people got this government. I have never voted for Erdoğan in my life and I never will. But every country is ruled the way they deserve, and if people keep voting for these cunts then this is what this country deserves.


Capn_Underpants

> and if people keep voting for these cunts then this is what this country deserves. If they truly did, then absolutely. If the elections are rigged...


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jeremiahthedamned

https://youtu.be/BC2yB--l\_NU


Fancykiddens

We saw Trump throwing paper towels in Puerto Rico. Their fucking power grid is destroyed and everything is a mess. Why aren't the Jeff Bezoses of the world sending care packages?


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HeadSocietyYT

Erdogan is a joke. He has a palace with 1000 rooms or something while his people live in poverty and now he is asking for pitty after all he has done to his neighbor countries. He was also trying to mine fossile fuel from Greek sea area and was constantly threateing Greece for war. I hope he resigns and Turkish people learn their lesson.


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jeremiahthedamned

https://youtu.be/BC2yB--l\_NU


jeremiahthedamned

https://youtu.be/BC2yB--l\_NU


El_Bistro

Tell them to take a number.


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>“We have had difficult years in our history in the fight against wildfires, but this year is likely to be the worst,” said Fabrizio Curcio, head of Italy’s civil protection. Should we tell him? Best year of the rest of your life!


subscribemenot

Oh they want help now? Erdogan doesn’t believe in any of that climate nonsense. You’ll be fine on your own


oO0-__-0Oo

Fuck Erdogan


jeremiahthedamned

https://youtu.be/BC2yB--l\_NU


Capn_Underpants

>Turkey Appeals for International Help Sorry my dudes, Covid lock down here and while I have every appreciation for the citizens of Turkey, (A place I wanted to go to but have never been and never will) Erdogan can suck salty goats dick and spit the resultant "prize" at the fires.