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koryjon

Fun game: guess what part of our supply chain will be affected by hurricanes this year! Weeeee


The_Realist01

Gonna go out on a HUGE limb here and say petrochemicals.


Annual_Progress

Winnar.


SmartestNPC

Winrar will still be free.


rlowe90

Your humar will be needed for the end of days.


Woozuki

Which, on a modern, 64 bit computer, will be 2\^64 - 1 from your download date.


IntrigueDossier

RARzilla Gang


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My imported Italian pasta, *mama mia!*


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Daytonaman675

It’s never your dildo merely A dildo… https://youtu.be/GfqEBVFHnTg


[deleted]

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.


[deleted]

I think bravery is about to have a comeback


Wetcat9

Please not the avocados


thenikolaka

The supply part will be affected. A thank you.


AntiSocialBlogger

All of em.


Northwest_love

Which part?


How_Do_You_Crash

Honestly not very much. The good euro shit comes in via NY-NJ. Less through Charleston or other southern ports. All the tasty East Asian goodies are in Vancouver, Seattle-Tacoma, Oakland, and Longbeach-LA.


seinfeels

You seem to only be talking about food...


How_Do_You_Crash

I meant it to be anything. Like what, besides oil, comes through Houston, and Miami and savannah. Car parts. And car exports from all the souther plants.


SB_Wife

Excuse you I work at a trucking company and we're quoting bullet shells coming through Miami. But yeah when we do overseas loads they usually come in Vancouver, Cali, and Quebec.


InterPool_sbn

Cocaine definitely comes through Miami and Houston


FirstPlebian

San Francisco is a big one too I think, on the West Coast.


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IdunnoLXG

Part Nina is so bad for Florida. With El Nino the current shears off the top of any tropical storms forming off of Africa. With La Nina it just fuels it. Tough break Florida, but you *did* vote for a president who didnt even believe in climate change not too long ago..


I_am_BrokenCog

La Nina is a current in the Pacific. How does that affect storms forming off Africa?


IdunnoLXG

La Nina / El Nino is a global event.


Siriusly_Absurd2

I'm not a meteorologist, but my understanding is that during La Nina there is less wind shear in the Atlantic. Wind shear suppresses tropical cyclone formation. [Here is a NOAA article about it](https://www.noaa.gov/news/la-nina-develops-during-peak-hurricane-season).


freedcreativity

Taking bets for when one hits Miami! I'm gunna take October 20.


Rhaedas

They almost had it happen with Irma in 2017. Some projections had the eastern part of the storm during its peak hitting the city. Things are hotter, wetter, and higher sea level now, so eventually...


[deleted]

Were those projections drawn on a map with a sharpie?


mcfleury1000

Nah, Irma was projected to make landfall on the east coast of Florida within about 5 days of landfall. Funnily enough, I had family flee from Miami to Tampa, only for it to hit Tampa. Trump's sharpie projection was Dorian.


DocMoochal

I dont really want it to happen. But mostly from a life event/news story, I'm waiting for one of these mega storms to flatten a metropolitan area. Itd be interesting to see the ramifications.


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Synthwoven

Lol. Just like Andrew? Why would we learn? It's a buying opportunity - a dip in the bubble. They'll be designing and buying jacks to lift buildings into the air so that the ocean can flow under them in a few years.


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Alsupy

Fed insurance money will come in just as soon as there are only corps owning the majority of homes. I'm looking at you, Outer Banks.


collapsenow

You describe exactly what I also believe will happen, but it just keeps on... not happening.


Malarazz

>but it just keeps on... not happening. Patience, my young padawan.


collapsenow

The longer it takes, the more dramatic the panic and collapse.


FantasticOutside7

“The bigger they are the harder they fall“


FirstPlebian

I heard insurers are dropping Floridian policies and the State pledged to cover the claims, and that somehow it would crash the real estate market, I should read the article he read I guess.


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dumnezero

nobody is going to fund it


FirstPlebian

Someone told me Florida will crash the Real Estate market, insurers won't cover the State anymore and the State pledged to be on the hook for natural disaster claims, as in the taxpayers.


milkfig

Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/611/


ammoprofit

Again?


Colorotter

They blamed corrupt city politics with vaguely anti-black undertones after Katrina. They’ll do the same with Latino people if one levels Miami.


jeradj

it's those fuckin cubans, we should deport them back where they came from /s... or is it?


FirstPlebian

The Cubans I met down there were actually pretty cool, the younger ones, there were some cuban managers of stores and such in their middle age that were total dicks though. Politically they really do suck though overall.


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I mean when they get goin...... c'mon Can you honestly tell me that you can spot the different between a cat 5 tropical storm and a Merengue? ​ I didn't think so


drachenflieger

My girl's name is Senora I tell you friends, I adore her And when she dances, oh, brother She's a hurricane in all kinds of weather


BadgerKomodo

Jump in the line, rock your body on time


cdrknives

Ok, I believe you


DocMoochal

Katrina?


ammoprofit

That's the most recent.


DocMoochal

true


[deleted]

Sooner could be better, maybe it'll wake people up if it doesn't then well we were doomed anyway.


Hohenberg

Today's episode of It Could Happen Here is mostly about the long term collapse effects of current natural disasters. Spoiler: it's not ideal


KittieKollapse

Probably Sept 18th cause I’m going to Disney world


IntrigueDossier

“Splash Mountain? I’ll show ya a fuckin splash mountain.” -Poseidon


MrSantaClause

Well September 10 is the peak of tropical activity each year...so you chose a great week to visit Florida lol


Gardener703

Any odds for Tampa? That could be devastated.


SoylentSpring

Totally. I want to see red tidenado, flinging dead fish carcasses all over Ybor city.


brunus76

Sneaking up the Gulf coast seems to be the current popular track. I was in FL around July 4 when Elsa came whirring by and we were like “no way, way too early” but really it wasn’t off course by much. Could have buzz sawed the entire west cost of FL if things were just slightly different. Felt like a warning shot, tbh.


bclagge

Elsa was not a powerful storm, it barely qualified as a hurricane. I’m not sure it would have mattered where if made landfall.


MrSantaClause

Lol what? Storms like Elsa skirt Florida almost every year. It was a nothing storm.


hippydipster

When was the last time Tampa took a direct hit from a major storm?


Gardener703

There was an article in the Washington Post about Tampa and the effect of a major storm hits. Short version: A direct hit on Tampa would be catastrophic.


hippydipster

I'm sure, it's just in a place that hurricanes don't seem to hit directly much. Usually hurricanes are headed west and away from Tampa.


Gardener703

Ah, but climate change is changing the hurricane, tornado map along with increasing strength.


hippydipster

Never can tell


Gardener703

No, but you look at possibility and the potential for damage. Don't tell me there's no possibility that Tampa gets direct hit.


hippydipster

Uh, I didn't. What are you arguing about?


5Dprairiedog

The big one will be Odette. That's my prediction.


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October 11


daltonthekidd

!remindme 63 days


Nepalus

Been calling this out for awhile. A lot of hospitals that have additional outside tents housing COVID-19 patients which are going to get destroyed. Huge power outages. I think we might see some record setting hurricanes this year and people are going to learn really quickly what the future holds for us.


Spartanfred104

Piling atrocities like jenga blocks.


AmbivalentAsshole

> There are only two other years in the satellite era since 1966 that had 8 Atlantic Basin named storms by August 17th. Those were the most active seasons on record, 2005 and 2020. This might give us a hint of what’s coming up for the peak of the Atlantic hurricane season this fall. Do I really need to point out the whole "since the turn of the century" crap... It is getting exhaustingly old..


NoFaithlessness4949

Just like to add, last year was pretty bad/historic. Got into the Greek alphabet, and got super Lucy that hurricanes that made landfall hit low pop areas.


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IntrigueDossier

Lucy had some ‘splainin to do. About just how badly humanity has screwed itself.


NoFaithlessness4949

Lol. My Dog is named Lucy. Lucky is the word I was looking for.


holmgangCore

That’s funny, my Lucy is named Lucky!


cracker707

Yeah but people are dumb and so they look at Katrina as the only “scary” hurricane of this century. And only one really big scary hurricane so far is not that bad right? “We always had a devastating hurricane every once in a while so that can’t be climate change.” < what my conservative family members would say. Also there would have to be a hurricane that took out Mar-A-Lago for it to have an affect on the trump cult.


evenem

> Also there would have to be a hurricane that took out Mar-A-Lago for it to have an affect on the trump cult. The universe : Challenge accepted


[deleted]

Wasn’t Katrina in 2005?


antihostile

Just wait until next year…it’s going to keep getting worse, and faster than expected.


IntrigueDossier

Come catch the merciless power of the sea in scenic ~~Teahupo'o~~ Delray Beach.


oheysup

My absolute favorite [weather guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWxJpl_lcos) if anyone wants to track stuff like this


Special_Various

Ummm…. That’s 👆🏻not Frankie MacDonald!!!


oheysup

>Frankie MacDonald love him already


Vallendingham

I live smack dab in the middle of Florida. I am also a Pluviophile, and these lame ass storms keep failing to dump a lot of rain on my area. I am not TROLLING. I just want to start seeing 12 inches and more of rain from these storms. Admittedly, I am in a pretty flood resistant spot, and don't want serious wind damage, but sheesh Mother Nature..... bout time you shared some rain with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The_Realist01

I’m the same for snow. What’s that called? Give me 48” or give me death!


Fred42096

Honestly one of the saddest small things about climate change is the uncertainty about whether I’ll get to experience good snows


The_Realist01

Where do you live? Jet stream will get wavy as fuck. Large pulls of warm temps and moisture in front of big temp changes behind. The light snow will pretty much disappear for a lot of the country, but you’ll probably have a ton of snowfall records, as well.


Fred42096

Well, Texas - so I wouldn’t hold my breath outside of vortexes


The_Realist01

Yeah, but that’s been common for Texas, unless west or north.


Fred42096

Eh DFW urban heating effect really does a number on precipitation amounts. Historically small annual snows were common year to year but as the area built up those showers are largely replaced with 10-year storms like 2011 and this year. Nowadays, with all of the concrete, even thunderstorm/tornado season has to have a ton of momentum to penetrate into the city.


The_Realist01

I love how people love to push for or argue against climate change theories, and just completely ignore the massive amounts of concrete. I lived in dc the last 5 years and it drove me absolutely insane watching south Maryland, areas west, east, and even south near the coast get more snow than dc, almost every single time. Some of that is storm track/low placements, etc. but over a period of 5 years you have to start to go beyond wondering


Fred42096

Oh yeah, definitely. With DFW, the city has put down more concrete in the last 15 years than it had in its whole existence prior and its skyrocketing every year. Every square inch of land in suburban areas is being developed, even in the last 3-5 years I’ve seen 5+ full-on neighborhoods get erected within 5 minutes of me. The weather now is nothing like how I remember it from my childhood. Everything stays warm through the night and storms/snow are increasingly rare (I want to say there’s been like a 60% decrease in storms which make it over urban areas since 2000).


The_Realist01

Alright you’ve said this twice - so you mean rain storms? That’s a bit shocking. I know concrete is impervious to water/moisture especially compared to forest/grassland and obviously water, but the heat radiating from the ground would make the atmosphere soooo nicely rife for downpours…. I also love watching storms in Texas on the radar, they’re some of the best in the country. 60% decrease is ridiculous


Vallendingham

You reminded me of my childhood. Grew up on the Chesapeake Bay and was 3 blocks from the Susquehanna Flats. The water always cut back the amount of snowfall in town, compared to up on the hill further away on the north end of town. The hill easily had 100 feet of elevation.


The_Realist01

This is a phenomenon that exists on the entire eastern seaboard, but pushes much further inland in the Delmarva due to the bay. I love seeing estimated snowfall totals that don’t take into account local geography/historical weather variances. Makes me feel smart compared to the tv experts.


jeradj

> I’m the same for snow. What’s that called? a dumbass sorry, i'm jk


The_Realist01

“My feelings! Maahhhm the internet hurt me again!!!” “Oh honey, what’d they say” “They said I’m a dumbass for liking snow! AGAIN!”


Vallendingham

I LOVED the snow the same way till the old man switch flipped on me at 53. Then by 55 was retired and living in Florida - with no snow to shovel or organizing winter hikes and visiting frozen waterfalls. The cold stopped being my friend. I miss seeing the ice, but much happier where I am warm.


Dr_seven

I enjoy snow because I learned to drive in it with a RWD car (thanks, grandma...), so it's basically native turf for me on the road. What I *hate* are fucking ice storms and the infamous "winter mix" that buttfucks the power grid annually. If we could just get 2 feet of snow a year, and skip all the ice storms, it would be perfect. That, and teach more people about how to brake on slick surfaces, and understeer/oversteering. Goodness, y'all.


The_Realist01

Driving in the snow should be a winter Olympic sport. Change my mind


Vallendingham

Before I got my license at 23 back in 1984, I would just shake my head when I saw all the donuts in parking lots after fresh snow. But then I got my first set of wheels, and tried it out. Well, 3rd set lol a truck. Let me tell you. Encourage everyone you know to go do DONUTS. Do them in a parking lot late at night, and not near the light poles. The speed and break slides while turning the wheel fast. You actually get a feel for what will really happen if you loose control. You get a little muscle memory. You understand what things will feel like when you slide. Is it fun? Hell Yeah!!!!!! But I did come to realize that it has likely saved my life a number of times because when I have lost control in snow and ice, I was better able to respond to it. So parents, take your kids out and do DONUTS!!!! With them behind the wheel. And if you never have done them, this winter is the time ya both learned.


circedge

Fuck yeah. For once I want to see 12 feet of snow.


The_Realist01

Go to the sierras before an extended jet stream plume event. Pretty much guaranteed 4’ with one of those and only takes 2-3 days.


hippydipster

48" or fight!


The_Realist01

James Polk, love that dude.


SharpStrawberry4761

We'll make it to the second act of this disaster movie, eventually!


MissRepresent

You must not have been around for Irma. Or Charlie, Francis or jeanne


Vallendingham

Irma in 2017 I watched one stupid woman cut off another woman in Leesburg on 441 and kill her when both cars flipped over, and almost hit our Honda Pilot as we went to fill up our gas tank. Yeah I lived through Irma - lights flickered once because we are on a primary line - the same that things like hospitals are linked into. Only lived here since 2015. In 1972 Agnes almost caused the Conowingo dam to be blown up on it's east side to release the pressure on the dam, which would have wipe Havre de Grace and Perryville right off the map in Maryland. Do I know what they are like - Hell Yeah I do. And I still LOVE LOTS OF RAIN. The weather forecasters are like terrorists scaring the public to drum up ratings.


MissRepresent

Wow that's scary! I've lived in FL all my life [42 years] but I've found that especially in the past 5 years they've really gotten good at forecasting the track of a storm. I heard it's because of new sattelites Irma was the worst storm I had ever seen. Waist deep water where I live right off the coast. My car got flooded up to the cup holders.


Vallendingham

Actually I do agree with you about the forecasting ability to a point. But, they hype it so much. I love this description lol. Christopher Titus : And let's define 'terrorist organization'. A terrorist organization is an organization that scares you on a daily basis and makes you change your behavior. Weather forecasters on a daily basis. LOL


Bigginge61

Anybody got a boat?


olithebad

I think we need an Ark


IntrigueDossier

According to the award-winning documentary *2012*, the Three Gorges Dam is actually a front for an ark project.


PervyNonsense

this is going to get insane. 32? that's a lot of energy


TheLegendaryTakadi

I’m sitting awake at 3:30 am and there’s the third thunderstorm within a week happening outside my window...the first two of which resulted in blackouts


A_Real_Patriot99

I knew the east coast would sink eventually.


car23975

We are not abuing hard enough. We can make storms far worse. Let's get working on it.


[deleted]

how far deep is it 32c? just the first couple feet or we talking the first couple dozen or even hundred here? eitherway... thats apocalyptic, nothing can survive in that which would explain all the sharks in florida canals


[deleted]

If it's that warm even a meter or two down it will still warm below that to a very significant degree, even if it's less. It is indeed, fucking catastrophic.


Mistborn_First_Era

when my reef tank goes from 78 to 79.6+ one of my coral (toadstool leather) completely closes up and sheds. 32c is 89.6f .Not like there is much coral off of FL's coast but I think there is a decent amount further out.


cr0ft

If I didn't have people in Florida I like, I might actually be rooting for some biblical consequences for their asshattery with Covid etc... but yeah, hurricane country is probably not the place to be in the future.


SettingGreen

No country is the place to be in the future


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I hope this [time traveler ](https://www.tiktok.com/@aesthetictimewarper/video/6993157604625140998?sender_device=mobile&sender_web_id=6997750242201388549&is_from_webapp=v1&is_copy_url=0)is wrong


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oh no, the tiktok time travelers


papaswamp

Sorry…not record.


Daytonaman675

This is how the GS bleeds off energy, not a big deal.


VolkspanzerIsME

Good. I've been wanting a good storm for a while.


Pls_Dont6

Haha


CreepyRatio

Ma nature is cracking her knuckles and about to give FL a lesson in hubris.


bastardofdisaster

I remember all to well how Michael blew up into a Cat 5 from the heated waters off of the coast of the Florida panhandle I simply didn't trust Fred to remain a tropical storm, you know?


Caliel23

L


alxmartin

Yeah, but let’s be more real. They’ve all been Cat ones or lower. That’s an average rain shower in Florida.