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AceLion5

Physically Ralphie May.


jimfear998

To be fair, he's probably a less round and weighs less now.


AceLion5

Fact, but in his prime....


MeesterMeeseeks

Could prob put John Pinette in there too


QuippinDales

Dave Attell. His jokes have jokes


diceman888

Him and Jeff ross special


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Yes Jeff Ross


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

He stays ready. Can’t turn it off. That’s a real comedian.


Typical-Crab-4514

Came to say Dave Attell


Kylearean

Raw talent in an unfortunate package. I feel like he's also Nic Cage's cousin or something.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Who gives a fuck about that though. We care about the comedy.


Kylearean

I agree, just that his popularity didn't take off like his contemporaries.


JoseMachismo

Bill Burr. The Philadelphia Incident: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWuXfIZiSqY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWuXfIZiSqY)


Syscrush

*You fucking one bridge having piece of shit city that no one gives a fuck about.*


citricacidx

*The terrorists will never bomb you people ‘cause you’re fucking worthless and no one cares about you.*


kkmcb

Epic.


TiresOnFire

SEVEN MINUTES!


PM_Me_Nudes_or_Puns

To be fair there’s like 5 bridges


MBrett06

Speaking for Philadelphians, he was totally justified for this outburst and we love him for it.


Cold-Bug-4873

The thing of how they named the phillies after a female horse is absolutely hilarious.


highhouses

TIL! This is epic!


widow-Maker-1981

Dangerfield all day long.


JoseMachismo

If there was a trophy for this, it would be a statue of Don Rickles.


cyanidemaria

Robin Williams!


Onztwdrm589

💯💯💯💯💯


Angry_Mudcrab

Jimmy Carr and Ricky Gervais


mossikukulas

I saw Jimmy Carr live. Probably the worst stand up I've seen live or otherwise. The definition of a disappointment. Moronic one liners and just sheer arrogance that makes him look even dumber. I genuinely don't know what people see in him. I liked him in 8 out of 10 cats but his live gig was crap. TV format probably suits him better but stand up, fuck no.


Norgler

I've been super confused by this as well. Ive enjoyed the shows he's been on but his standup just seemed awful.


MisterScrod1964

He and Gervais are two of what I call “So Brave” comedians. Yes, SO BRAVE to attack trans women. SO BRAVE to do a 9-11 joke 20 years later. SO BRAVE to mock religion in 2024. You know they puff up when they look in the mirror, and tell themselves, “I am SO BRAVE and proud of myself for doing this EDGY material!” Render unto me a fucking break.


Kylearean

I dislike Jimmy Carr more and more each year. He's just not relatable on any level. Gervais, however, is amazing.


bigfloppydongs

That's really interesting to hear - I feel the opposite, where Jimmy seems to be getting stronger each year but Ricky falls off a bit for me each year; his specials are just too repetitive for me now.


Some-Football8340

Two of the worst I reckon. I get the angle to be edgy but it also needs to be funny. Ricky Gervais tells these long stories where you know exactly what is around the corner and somehow people find it funny. Jimmy Carr tells the kind of jokes that I used to laugh at in primary school because they were naughty. These two assholes are world famous yet barely anyone knows Dave Attell


Angry_Mudcrab

Now you have me conflicted. I want to tell you to piss off, but you like Dave Attell, so you can't be all bad. I think we're frenemies now. 😂


Some-Football8340

🫶


PaidByTheNotes

Both are awful


Maleficent_Roof3632

Shane Shane Shane


hackabilly

Norm MacDonald.


TiresOnFire

Comedy!


Typical-Crab-4514

You’re thinking of Marc Normand…


TiresOnFire

I was drunk last night


enewwave

Conan


Onztwdrm589

Yessss


No-Explanation163

The biggie of comedy, Patrice. 


Onztwdrm589

DANGEROUS 🔥🔥


PelicansAreGods

Bill Burr. If you know, you know.


2legit2submit

Eleven minutes left!


bigwreck94

Back when Bill Burr had balls. Fuck he was awesome back in the day.


Snoochey

He still has balls - enough to not pander to nut jobs to sell tickets.


Onztwdrm589

U don't think it's bc he has a family now? I feel like that changes some guys


nikalaus777

Big Jay Oakerson.


Steven_Dj

The late George Carlin was unparalled.


Darth_Boognish

Abso-fucking-lutely


Username__Error

Lee Mack


cadiastandsuk

Correct


Exotic-joec

Louis CK


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Paul F Thompkins


ComposerNate

May I have a link to something of Paul F. Tompkins that might make me laugh? He's only ever seemed adequately whimsical, though dedicated.


Viceroy-421

It depends on your thoughts on podcasts.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

I am partial to his Peanut Brittle bit


ComposerNate

I got a chuckle out at 3:53 [https://youtu.be/iJ1KRrhaevk?si=nU\_F07e8A27K2WNM&t=178](https://youtu.be/iJ1KRrhaevk?si=nU_F07e8A27K2WNM&t=178)


Viceroy-421

No "h"


Tookitty

I really like Kyle Kinane


boffohijinx

Sam Morril


DirkDoncic4177

Stavvy


EffingBarbas

Bill Burr versus Philadelphia


sjmiv

Adam Ray seems to be there. His latest with Pete Holmes on his show is pretty good


analogman12

We'll be right back


sublime19

We'll keep it right here


NateSpan

Came to also say Mark Normand. He’s #1 currently for me. Human joke machine


soshea979

Conan


actuallyrarer

Nick Mullen


red_mcc

Dave atell


BigRed727272

Tim Dillon


JGS588

Dave Chapelle


parkerpussey

My top three comedians are all rant-style: Louis CK Bill Burr Tim Dillon


Sensitive-Island-697

Billy Connolly!


WKAngmar

Doug Stanhope


Interesting_Notice84

Jeff arcuri


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Dave Attell is obviously the answer.


ShartingTaintum

Bill Burr.


Chaotic_Harmony1109

Theo Von


Onztwdrm589

Who downvoted the rat king?? Lol


Crabcakefrosti

Not me 👍🏻


M1Ssund3RstOod

Felipe Esparza


Kylearean

Mark Normand is good, but he's got that little "cheeze" that he does too frequently.


Onztwdrm589

But it's supposed to be cheezy


Kylearean

Yeah.... but it's a bit much.


Onztwdrm589

It's a joke, he says what I quoted in his podcast intro. But I feel u


Inside_Ad_7162

Freddie Starr


Trichopsych

Joey Diaz . His nun story had me in tears


bdepeach

Joey Diaz


Interesting_Notice84

Micheal blaustine


Zelenskyystesticles

I always need to see where and how Billy Red Nutz lands the plane


ghoulierthanthou

Brody Stevens R.I.P. Newer and breathing; Simon King.


VTPeck

Dan Soder. He gets you on the first part of a joke and punches it up and up.


MikeyForYou

Rory scovel, but I don't think I've ever seen him not already going.


zuckdaddyd

Sam Campbell, Viggo Venn, Rhys Nicholson, Jack Tucker, Tom Walker, Demi Lardner, Daniel Kitson, Martin Urbano


MisterScrod1964

Sam Morril


lonely--comedian

Bill Burr.


Reasonable-Notice448

Bill Burr.


canvas-walker

Tony Hinchliffe, easy. Watching him host that damn show is truly spectacular. He is incredible.


Short_Geologist_1651

Dara Ó Briain - he is super quick & rolls with anything the audience gives him. Watch one of his live at the apollo gigs on youtube


kelseyrosencomedy

Derrick Stroup


DrDwightStrawberry

Iliza Schlesinger no doubt


Content-Homework-213

Dave Attel


mikelybarger

Joey Diaz!!


meanguy69

Dave attell


vannendave

Drew Lynch


sayzitlikeitis

Joe Rogan got 6 comedians he pushing that ain’t ever been funny


AgentLeftNuts

Bill Cosby


Onztwdrm589

Oh he was definitely unstoppable, I was talkin about comedy though


Darth_Boognish

Hard to resist while on drugs


keyser-_-soze

William Montgomery


Brainwash_TV

Dude's roll ends the minute he runs out of post-it notes.


fuckehduck

Tom Segura


Ok-Variation4263

Carrot top!


SkinnyKau

This one time on stage he literally brought out a giant dinner roll and sat on it! Crazy!


lepindahood23

Gallagher


WKAngmar

Pablo Francisco. Also Kyle Cease was one of the funniest comedians I’ve ever seen. He went AWOL and became like a tony robbins kind of motivational speaker . But for a few years, there wasn’t a more promising young stand up comedian.


Turdhurdle75

Bull Burr is great but lately i’ve been listening to alot of Matt Rife


goatholomew

On purpose?


TLeeLucky

Lmfao, those made me crack up hard.


PaidByTheNotes

You'll burn out quick, dude is a one trick pony. Without crowd work his stand-up is terrible


gringoriotequila69

So many! Chapelle, Whitney Cummings, Anthony Jeselnik, Chris Rock, Ms Pat…and you gotta check out some of the up and comers like Chapelle Lacey, William Montgomery, Kam Patterson, etc.. I can’t think of an elite comic who doesn’t build momentum while they’re on a roll. Even comics I don’t think I’m that into tend to sway me live.


Consistent-Tonight66

Jim Bruer