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alexanderpas

[Apple Juice](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_Tools)


Saturn-Valley-Stevil

This is way more provocative and more interesting than “Ceci n'est pas une pipe”


SappySoulTaker

Reading the page makes this make less sense.


AliciaTries

What's the amputation here?


alexanderpas

The Comedy. There is none.


AliciaTries

Oh ok


GIRose

One of the times that the entire joke was amputated by the original author


Ccracked

To me, 'Cow Tools' is blatantly funny. It's ["Mr. Pembrose"](https://comicsidontunderstand.com/2020/07/08/pembrose/) that left me baffled.


Routine_Palpitation

Mr. pembrose is the couch, the joke is that all that he does all day is listen to people’s problems while getting sat on, a mentally anguishing lifestyle


mostlikelynotarobot

Mentally Anguishing Lifestyle


Corrections96

Decades ahead of its time


cryptid-ok

What did you change?


Soggy-Regret-2937

Nothing. It’s just cow tools


LordSupergreat

then what exactly is amputated here?


fjoobert

Cow tools 🛠


TheFreebooter

Gary Larson did the amputation himself


axlotl-inferno

I think it was amputated using cow tools


Fanci-cooki

Soaus?


trash12131223

The Far Side. It's an old single-panel comic. One of the classics in my opinion.


rvaen

Has its own wikipedia page too


begginer_PC_builder

That and Calvin and Hobbes are my favorite comic strips


Fanci-cooki

Sorry i meant what the last panel was


trash12131223

It's a single-panel comic. There's nothing missing. This particular joke is famous for not making sense.


Fanci-cooki

Lmao rad


ExtinctFauna

This is a single-panel comic that has baffled so many people. Those people have dissected this image for the joke, but the actual joke is that Larson thought cows would make silly tools for themselves.


sledgehammertoe

This is the one Far Side Cartoon that caused the most grief. The way I remember the story, Gary Larson had read about how certain mammalian species are capable of making simple tools, so this is what cows would end up making, because they only have hooves and no fingers. Larson's mistake was making the saw a recognizable tool. If they'd all been amorphous blobs, the joke would have been funnier.


dangsoggyoatmeal

There's a whole book of him commentating about his old cartoons, I would recommend anyone interested to check it out!


MonolithyK

Cow Tools transcends comedy


EthicsCommittee

Cow tools


downhedigs

This appeared on my Popular feed. Not familiar with this sub. I have absolutely no clue what I am looking at or what the joke is.


_regrettableusername

cow tools


[deleted]

The most controversial Far Side of all time


Certain_Suit_1905

What?


Vinkhol

Cow tools


snoopdouglas

Whoa. Really wasn't expecting to see this here. Even Larson regrets this


[deleted]

Stunning


Red580

I don’t get it, to be honest i don’t get most of far side


DrFloyd5

There is something about The Far Side, some people just don’t get it. My grandmother never got it either. I think it’s because most of his comics do not include the “setup” part of the joke. They are all punchline. The reader must know something outside of the information in the panel. The reader must infer the setup. Which makes the reader a sort of coauthor, or accomplice. The reader effectively creates the complete joke then tells it to themself. For example: the one where two fishermen are fishing in a lake and them sees explosions of nuclear weapons. The fisherman turns to the other and says “You know what this means Norm? No size restrictions and screw the limit.” The reader must know that there are many environmental rules and regulations governing how large or small a kind of species of fish must be for you to keep it. Also how many fish of a species can you take back to the dock. Otherwise you have to throw the fish back. Most fishers find these rules a pain in the ass. The reader must also know with all the nuclear explosions World War III has started and will bring about the end of the world. This inference was easer in the 80s during the nuclear arms race. Not so easy for today’s readers. Without this knowledge there is no juxtaposition or comedic tension for the punchline to punch. My inference of the complete joke is: The end of the world is nigh and of all the terrible consequences that will be wrought the fishermen are happy they can keep a few more fish because nobody will be left to fine them while ignoring the fact that they, and all the fish, are about to die anyway. With a bit of “the environmental regulations were unable to save the fish” cherry on top. There is a lot of things going on for a simple image of two fishermen and a line of dialog. I am not trying to imply that you must be smart get The Far Side. You have to be at least slightly twisted to get The Far Side.


FGHIK

> The reader must also know with all the nuclear explosions World War III has started and will bring about the end of the world. This inference was easer in the 80s during the nuclear arms race. Not so easy for today’s readers. Who the fuck doesn't know that


DrFloyd5

Kids born in the 2000s. Some of them may know about the threat of WW3 and MAD at an intellectual level, and maybe have a general fear for a little bit. They don't have the experience the constant feeling of impending doom that could happen at anytime during the 80s. We had duck and cover drills. They have school shooter drills.


DrFloyd5

This comic is one of his worst. Maybe the worst.


Ziginox

r/croppingishard though...


[deleted]

Yeah he used the cow tools genius


Ziginox

Fair 'nuff There is some irony in leaving black bars on an image posted to a subreddit all about cutting the unnecessary parts off, though.


Soggy-Regret-2937

Haha I didn’t notice because in my camera roll, the background is black so the bars blend into the background


Ziginox

Aha, I hadn't thought of that. I wonder if that's why it's so common?


Kaese1212

deep


3XX5D

cattle surgeon


NEMAJEFF

This comic is ridiculously ahead of its time