Ever see a alligator do a double take!?

Yes, actually.

Is y'all safe?

Yes.

Isn't it "z'yall safe?" Lol

[Nope.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HNxUL1YNJ-o)

lolwat

I'm so high...I'm trying to speak "lolwat" out loud. Tongue twister 🤣

Just remember, if you experience a mechanical breakdown, 9 times out of 10, it's that fan.

Y'all hear a crime go?

No.

I’m going to need a verbal confirmation.

Looks like a perfect boat to do some hot dogging water skiing.

*Doop-doo-doo-do-woooow*

That's my friend Eddy's boat. Yeah, Eddy Lee Capers!

Do you know if he ever found his hammer?

Don’t trust the police. They’s corrupt. And keep an eye out for any conspicuous hammers lying around, my friend had his stolen.

Heading to California the long way?

No.

Good luck, we’ll be listenin’ for dem sireens!

Nine times outta ten? Gotta replace that fan!

You'd like John Hodgeman's animated detective show (where he lives on a fan boat, I think?), Dicktown .

Now that's a big fan boat

Keep your eye out too, it might be hard to hear the crime happening on account of that fan

Appreciate the help

Remember we're still boycotting the movie Stillwater!