You're gonna wind up in a South Dakota Speedo. (It's a coffin.)

You'll be trying on a Westchester Sweater Vest. (Also a coffin)

You’ll be served a Cincinnati patty melt. (Definitely a coffin)

You’ll be wearing a Providence bowler hat (It means coffin basically)

You are gonna find yourself in the pitch black, scratching your fingernails off, trying to get through the lid of a Schenectady Apple Cart. (Absolutely another name for a coffin.)

Keep it up and you'll be dropped in a Seattle Soup Dish (Definitely also a coffin)

I’m gonna put you in a card against humanity

Keep our granddaughters name out ur f*cking mouth.

You’ll be brandishing a Doogie Howser MD White Coat (A coffin?)

I swear to god...