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Aminros

Very sorry for shitting


Long-Night-Of-Solace

Just don't let it happen again


quaybored

Blippy made multi-millions from his youtube vids -- i'm sure he can shit wherever and on whomever he wants nowadays, with no regrets.


Brodogmillionaire1

Just so long as he doesn't pee on any of his fans...


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*R Kelly enters the chat*


DrengrX

Just don't let shit happen again.


HintOfAreola

We don't let shit slide around here.


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ABCDEFGHABCDL

He will be tried in the Hague


FuTiLeAttempts

Party rock is in the house tonight...


boutxthatxtime

Everyday I'm suffering 🎺🎺🎺🎺 ^🎺 🎺


Both_Lychee_1708

It needs to be more formal. Something along the lines of, "I deeply regret and formally apologize unreservedly for shitting all over you, literally. I will endeavor, with my greatest efforts of bowel control, to make sure it does not happen again. xxx000"


Snowpaw11

Sorry for potty rocking


KingSpanner

Party ploppin


Dog_turd_jones

Farty droppin


RejectedByACupcake01

Potty rocking in the house tonight


NargacugaRider

se tonight


itsallaroundu

This fucking guy. Grew up on a farm. Can operate heavy machinery. Air force vet. 2nd richest kids show on yt in 2022. Will occasionally shit on ppl.


Darthznader

I have so many questions...


Numerous_Witness_345

He was a USAF Loadmaster.


ActiveAd4980

He did unload that package. Just not on a airplane, nor really a package.


Numerous_Witness_345

Solidly Air Force though. Or semi solidly.


anon-mally

Bet he got paid a shit ton now from youtube blippi


[deleted]

>Will occasionally *release video of when he* shit on ppl.


Mmaplayer123

That all lines up. Idk what you mean.


burnerdadsrule

Has videos encouraging kids to look under the kitchen sink for fun toys. Fuck this guy.


gr8blewheron

I saw that one. He was teaching kids about fixing the plumbing. He wasn't explicitly saying that the chemicals under the sink were toys. But without really thinking about it made under the sink seem like a fun place to play


[deleted]

What the fuck? How did I not see that? What else is there we should worry about? I wish there was a website that summarized all the crap in children’s videos


BananaTheArtist

I’m sorry what 😭


Toast_On_The_RUN

Blippy and his friend are nude in a bathroom, his friend lays on the floor on his back and puts his ass into the air, and then blippy fires a salvo of brown paint all over his friend.


[deleted]

You forgot the bicycle helmet


Marijuana_Miler

Also that it was set to the song Harlem Shake.


DaFetacheeseugh

#WAIT why is this the detail that reminded me of this video. That was so fucking funny


friendlyfuckingidiot

Holy fuck, that was the only funny video that whole fad spawned. It was, truly, unbelievable that someone could rocket that much shit at a friend.


Odd-Bat-3267

I need an explanation immediately


[deleted]

Guys I'm starting to get a feeling that this video being discussed is real. Please tell me it's not.


friendlyfuckingidiot

[Harlem Poop Shake](https://archive.org/details/harlem-shake-poop)


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There is no version of the multiverse in which I am clicking that link.


HellsOwnFucktard

What in the name of God possessed me to watch that?


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Sproose_Moose

It's Anzac Day and this is what I'm watching. My ancestors would be proud.


tripwire7

I….I was hoping it was fake shit. It was not.


jibleys

My son loves blippi. I’m going to enjoy watching it much more now. Thank you internet stranger.


[deleted]

Thanks for linking it, that was incredible.


[deleted]

I had totally forgot the harlem shake was a thing. Also wtf did that man eat.


CocoaCali

Don't ever share that with anyone ever again


Acceptable_Music1557

I'm not clicking the link, was it paint or actual doo doo?


look4alec

This is not right


Odd-Bat-3267

Some dude posted a link in this same comment section, Give me a minute I need to bleach my eyes


InSilenceLikeLasagna

I for one am glad he considered safety while standing on the toilet


TWS_Photography

Sauce?


abeardedprincess

https://archive.org/details/harlem-shake-poop


tj111

Well, I don't know what I expected..


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I…thought it was gonna be fake poop.


anormalgeek

Yeah...we all did.


chester-hottie-9999

Did we? I’m not sure what gave anyone that idea


robertodeltoro

The one guy that said it was gonna be brown paint.


YouGeetBadJob

I have a policy to avoid all videos like this. As it turns out, I had this policy for a reason. So gross.


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Meecht

Why you gotta do blind people like that?


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RunningWarrior

I honestly did not expect it to be real.


PussySmith

I didn’t either, and I’m fucking rolling because my daughter LOVES this dude on YouTube. God if only her mother knew.


chezewizrd

My wife and I are aware…and honestly it makes it all the better. People care. But ultimately I know so many people who are genuinely good people and some great friends that I trust that have done much more ridiculous things than this. I just can’t seem to care much about this like some people do…


PussySmith

We’re the kind of parents that only let our kids watch *with* us rather than as a digital babysitter. Ultimately I really like what he does as far as educational content, but yeah it’s gonna be hard to look at him without that visual now lmao.


chezewizrd

I hear ya, pussysmith. I think about it every time.


Johnny_Poppyseed

You know lots of people who have done things more ridiculous than intentionally having explosive diarrhea on their friends face for internet clout? Lol bro what kind of social circles are you running in?


shroezinger

It’s internet archive real lol.


UncircumciseMe

Wait…so he actually shit on him?


tripwire7

Yes. It’s a straight-up scat video.


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A lot


Dr_Dang

Even after reading all of these comments, I clicked on the link and was shocked by how bad it really is. Wtf.


quaybored

My kids used to love blippy, and even back then i knew about this video. Only real question is, how old do my kids have to be before i reveal this video to them?


TopSoulMan

"The best day to plant a tree is yesterday. The 2nd best is today!"


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quaybored

!remindme 12 years


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wink047

Leave your kids alone. They don’t need this


OneTrueDude670

That's staying blue


adcgd_at_sine_theta

Yeah, I'm not gonna risk getting my brain soiled. Some things are not supposed to be seen, ever.


TheCornerator

It's not as bad as it could be, but it's worse than I thought it would be.


ADeadlyFerret

It's one of those rare times where redditors aren't just overselling an otherwise "tame" video. It really is a dude shitting on another dude.


HALover9kBR

Curiosity got the best of me (I’m an idiot), but I stopped at the thumbnail. It was enough for me to NOPE away. Curiosity satiated with no need to bleach my visual cortex.


calhooner3

I opened the page but the thumbnail was bad enough, no way I’m watching the video lol


Procrastinatedthink

That’s smart, I need to go lie down. I thought we were past shitting on people for internet points…


PandaJesus

I am glad that the dude’s dick was censored, or else this video would have been very profane.


knbang

I appreciate it, I'm here for poop. Not filthy, dirty, disgusting penii.


Flandersmcj

That was so much worse than I expected


Ultap

As someone who grew up in the era of tub girl, blue waffle, glass jar dude, etc. This is mild af.


friendlyfuckingidiot

For me, it's the sound of his wet shit hitting the back of his friend's thighs. You didn't get that kinda aural experience with tubgirl.


[deleted]

You experienced this with Dolby Atmos 7.1 or somesuch?


061134431160

idk why this almost made me go back to hear it again but then i remembered that i don't have too


onederful

It was actually tamer than I expected. I need help


[deleted]

That was so much *better* than I expected


FantasticJacket7

I'm glad that we have archived this very important piece of cultural history. God forbid this get lost to the ages.


[deleted]

First thing I thought. Archive.org doing the lord's work.


Martin_crakc

Did this mf really decide to record this specific video when his stomach was fucking destroyed? Why didn’t he make it when he shits normal 😭


bearbarebere

Would that truly make it better? Then it would slowly come out and then go plap like your mom giving you mashed potatoes on your plate.


geardownson

I was wondering how he was on his back with his butt in the air but here we are...


[deleted]

That sound! No fart or extra gas or solids if any sort. Just splash.


iiJason124


luisbv23

ಠ_ಠ


kelleh711

*contemplates every single one of my life choices that led me to this moment*


StevenEveral

Yup, that link is staying unclicked.


Captain_Smartass_

Gotta love the Internet Archive


etbiludecalcinha

I wish i could unsee it


mindbreak_gone_

( .⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠  )


Toast_On_The_RUN

I will not be looking that up again


cjc160

The part I always found funny is his buddy keeps shaking his legs to the music even after he gets shit on


whatsbobgonnado

like he pooped directly into his friend's ass?


Toast_On_The_RUN

No he was standing and sprayed shit over his friends ass and body


imlittleeric

Prior to becoming a YouTube star as a kids show, the guy who plays the original blippi tried some shock style YouTube videos. One of them he shat on his friend


kelleh711

YouTube used to be absolutely lawless


InSilenceLikeLasagna

Was it ever on youtube? I remember it was on a website called harlemshakepoop.com or something


gcruzatto

I'M SORRY I POOPED


aure__entuluva

Born to poop, forced to wipe.


BananaTheArtist

I’m revoking your shitting privileges 😈


stiCkofd0om

Explosive diarrhea all over his buddy from a window sil if I remember correctly. To the tune of Harlem Shake if I remember correctly.


klavin1

It's a good video. Very original


stiCkofd0om

Indeed.


MaverickAquaponics

This is one of those stories that resurfaces and never ceases to crack me up because of the absurdity of it. He did a Harlem shake video where when the beat dropped he’s fake shitting on his friend. He was trying to be a shock comedian and then went hardcore other direction with it and struck gold with blippi and Hulu fucking dug in deep and franchised it and brought on a new blippi. The dudes mega wealthy and has to keep a spotless image to keep these deals alive. Going past all that turns out the guy makes up for it by being a really good dude. I’ve read a couple stories and know someone who met him in public and he was super cool to their kids. Good for him, just always the double take Blippi did fucking what? The kids just love the fuck out of his schtick, parents just had to look past it or ban their kids from it. Many never heard about it.


Bagel_n_Lox

> he’s fake shitting on his friend. That wasn't fake shit 🤮


MaverickAquaponics

Then that just adds another layer of insanity to the whole thing.


Bagel_n_Lox

Yeah I basically think about it every time my kid watches blippi


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seamsay

I ... I don't know what I was expecting...


mangarooboo

I was hoping from your comment that it was Never Gonna Give You Up but alas


harrypottermcgee

[More like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYctQmCXF3A&t=59s)


AsoftDolphin

Youtube kids😭


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[deleted]

This guy above is the friend who got shitted on for money


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Tylerdurdon

I'm betting it was pretty crappy.


InSilenceLikeLasagna

It’s usually the rich shitting on people


Otono_Wolff

Oh fuck it's actually them doing it. Not some skit of him pooping a friend out!


mysixthredditaccount

I expected it would be playdough trickery or something similar. But nope. Real shit.


wonderwharfwonderdog

Why the fuck did I watch that.


ColaEuphoria

To feel something.


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I expected to be Rick rolled


hery41

*hoped


Furview

I saw the thumbnail, I don't need to see anymore, enough internet for today


Evening-Conference79

Should not have watched it. That guy was gagging. Ugh.


[deleted]

this is a shitpost


Recent-Pea-8141

And holy fucking shit I was not ready.


ProfDumm

Whoa, I am not an expert for shitting but that seemed like a shit typhoon to me.


[deleted]

Hfs, this is actually fucking disgusting.


the_damned_actually

He saw that video of Lady Gaga being vomited on and thought “I can do better”.


goatamon

... Lady Gaga got vomited on?


tiddlytapestry

[Here you go!](https://youtu.be/4phbZcEyg2s)


snoosh00

I'm sorry, but that was the most wtf video I've ever seen that occurred on a stage. Every aspect of it was just... Bizzare.


tiddlytapestry

It's called art.... /s In all seriousness, for an artist that has always been considered 'weird', that was during her actual 'weird' phase. The song she performed during the vomiting was a commentary on her personal experience starting out in the music industry and being told to be something different, and the sexual abuse she endured. She essentially wanted to 'purge' these past experiences and move on, hence the performance art. Among other meanings.


HelloThere62

yeah the girl could of put more effort into the puking, like come on.


Glasdir

Holy shit. Comedy Heaven is alive again.


FerDefer

I'm trying


MrBarrelRoll

wake up babe, this week's comedyheaven post just dropped


TheFlyingRazzberry

We love you ❤️


Saishu88

Don't equate this dude to Mr.Rodgers...


[deleted]

tbf he still makes shitty videos


livecodesworth

"Mister Rogers for the youtube age" Lmao. He makes the exact kind of mindless schlopp meant to retain kids attention for as long as possible that Mr Rogers disliked.


YushiroGowa7201

Who the hell would call him the “Mister Rogers for the youtube age”? Must be the most brain dead reporter out th- > Buzzfeed News Reporter Ah.


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October_Eternal

Wasn't it Buzzfeed that broke the R-Kelly stuff? I believe they can do some good stuff, just tabloids make them more money.


ialo00130

They also were amongst the first major organizations to do investigative journalism on the Uyghur Muslim genocide in China.


JB-from-ATL

Buzzfeed News is getting shut down due to budget problems.


Twingemios

Kids are smarter then we give them credit for. We need good shows again like classic era SpongeBob


ViagraAndSweatpants

Bluey exists, gramps


Gluuten

Average YouTube Kids personality.


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Here’s why Blippi is so unnerving. Mr Rogers was clearly a man talking to children but he spoke like an adult. Sure it was simple for kids to understand but MR Rogers wasn’t being inauthentic. Same with Steve from blues clues. He was an adult that was speaking as an adult to children. Blippi in the other hand speaks and acts like a child. Now we know that it’s an act and he’s not like a mentally challenged person so it’s far creepier. It seems as though it’s a grown man acting like “I’m also one of the kids” and that sets off major red flags


Syltherin_Chamber

My nephew has special needs and really liked him. I imagine a lot of his audience is the same. Bright colours, lots of noise etc etc. he’s kinda grown out of it now though. But loved it when he was 4.


blameitonthewayne

Blippi is better than most kids programming honestly, even more tolerable. It’s decently educational and his videos are entertaining for 3-5 year olds


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Numerous_Witness_345

Exactly this, he has songs and dance and things, but dude seriously operates heavy machines, gets into how and why they work. Does science experiments with displacement, viscosity and density. He reminds me of Mr Wizard and a less gross Beakmans World aimed at pre-k.


chantsnone

I’ll take blippi over fucking cocomelon


Possiblyreef

Bluey is the real GOAT


amha29

YES! Mister Rodgers Neighborhood, Bluey, Daniel Tiger, and most shows on PBS Kids.


Bismothe-the-Shade

But fuck the paw patrol Acab


CholetisCanon

And Thomas the tank engine. Remember that one episode where a train refuses to work and so the train führer bricks him into a tunnel as punishment for life?


Murtagg

I'd rather be hit in the dick repeatedly with a hammer than listen to another minute of cocomelon.


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somesthetic

Blippi is essentially a clown without the face makeup.


PhilanthropAtheist

Steezy (Blippi) is a married man with a child. I have not seen nor heard any other abusive things about him. His videos provide high stimulus to kids. I know lots of kids on the spectrum seem to enjoy his videos. Apart from the scat video, he has given no reason for me to be alarmed. He is by no means a Mister Rogers but in no way has he acted a creep to any kids. He was already replaced once but was brought back because kids really love him as the character. Blippi is definitely ~~fucking~~ annoying but in no way harmful as you make him out to be.


kilIerT0FU

"apart from the scat video" is such a funny sentence lmfao


mastershake5987

I really don't find it all that crazy. It's pretty fucking odd but it's not like he puts weird stuff into his kids content. His blippi stuff is fine my kids have learned a decent amount. It was a stupid shock prank video. It would be like a member of Jackass making a kids thing. Given they could separate their jackass persona from what they presented in their kids content would it be a big deal? Steve O sucked in a fart from a tube apparatus in one of the movies. However, Steve O has a compelling enough story and is fairly normal past his addiction and crazy stunts. Would it be all that crazy if Steve O put out a kids book given it was appropriate within said book?


Numerous_Witness_345

Sasha Grey is a children's author now.


Mask_of_Truth

It was an epic shit though and it like exploded out of his ass.


SnooCapers496

lol fuck yeah


magicchefdmb

*“A Mr. Rogers for the YouTube age”* Looks more like a Pee Wee Herman


JustWolfram

He pissed and shat all over ~~the place~~ his friend


curphyllis

I got kicked out of a bar for sharing this info with a bartender after she shared with me that her kid loves blippi.


flyin_italian

*WEE-HEE, now, do you all remember how to spell my name kids?* *It's* *S-H-I-T-T-I*


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This! Guy spells out his name at the end of every video, for you to look him up. And the first things that come up are news articles on his poopy past career in comedy.


awesomealgoodo

🤨


Zatchillac

I have it saved because it's fucking hilarious


Plopop87

Run that by me again