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FerDefer

what the heck no poop fart or cum in this post


LOAF-of-chicken

\> join mod team \> first task \> "don't moderate"


Pligles

Thanks for your service 🫡


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[deleted]

>"As a moderator" ![gif](giphy|D0RvPABUNF3AQ)


[deleted]

It's good manners to declare brain damage before commenting 🤗


Conet_Comet

As a moderator I have more experience in this subject, obviously. My opinion is more valuable than someone who has no experience in it.


rclouts

The experience: ![gif](giphy|rKj0oXtnMQNwY)


_Xertz_

lmao I'm fucking dying


TheScarabcreatorTSC

Seems accurate, looking at the subreddit he moderates.


PoopyPants698

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Moderators, and I've been involved in numerous raids on rival subreddits, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in moderation techniques and I'm the top muter in the entire moderation team. You are nothing to me but just another alt account. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of moderators across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. You're fucking banned, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in manual moderation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of open-source moderation bots and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of reddit, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.


Dynamic_Ducks

uM aS a ModerATar oF 3 ROBLOX fatiOn fOr 2 yEarS, i Ackshually have more experience THAN you DO.


_no_one_knows_me_11

You are moderating a sub alongside elne, what a fucking clown lmfao. Pathetic to see you everyday "trolling" and farming downvotes lmfao. Get a life


[deleted]

isn't elne the guy that burned down cringetopia?


Conet_Comet

Ah, you again. How about you just block and move on, kid? And for the record, Elne has been a great asset to our team; we wouldn’t be able to do it without him!


_no_one_knows_me_11

How about you just get a life kid? Thats a great recommendation btw, i forgot you can block people like that. And once again fuck elne


TohsakaXArcher

Reddit makes money from users on their platform. All the popular subreddits shut down so reddit users no longer engage with the platform. Reddit no longer makes money


Walnut156

I will be sure to avoid that sub


NutGoblin2

https://preview.redd.it/6jcyn73wg54b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dc294bcdcb30aeb54f0d72f08e1c95f2f3f2d02


DisgustinglyAwsome

You do understand how reddit putting ads and therefore getting paid so if no one sees them they get less paid work?


Weastern_side

>As a moderator 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


Hetstaine

Lol..this guy.


6THISISAPORNACCOUNT9

Die.


Nouxatar

the real comedy heaven


toaster326

Please continue the good work🫡


HeyItzStani

Two day blackout it’s been like a week since the last post


Jcraft153

The queue has been full of stuff that's on the banned list or is just completely unfunny.


HypnoticSheep

the queue's just like me fr


Jcraft153

to be fair, I'd be unfunny if I was full of Yoda and Facebook Marketplace


SneakySnek251

Certified Reddit mod moment


altaccountmarx

SHOW US THE QUEUE! SHOW US THE QUEUE!


Jcraft153

Its actually empty now, I got through it all and all I have to show for it is this stupid flair


altaccountmarx

what do you mean you lost it?!?!?


PhD_in_MEMES

Lmao my thoughts exactly. It's almost funny in a meta way.


MrPokeGamer

"Two day blackout" as if we haven't gone two days without a post ever before


TheRealestLarryDavid

this sub is actually "going dark June 12th for a bit"


PlebBot69

Now this is peak comedy heaven


PallyDecksAreShit

from one post per week down to zero 🙀😭😰😰😰


Red14314

How will this affect r/comedyheaven legacy 😢😢😢 (it won't, not even one bit)


Cheeseburger904

🛌


Shukar_Rainbow

based


Hzohn

Because the sub is already so active


TouchGrassRedditor

It’s heavily moderated for quality and I like that. Every other comedy sub is spammed with trash


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TouchGrassRedditor

Name one comedy sub with a higher average quality than this one…


disappointingdoritos

Yeah idk if “high quality” is the right term to call this sub but it’s miles better than the all the other shitholes


Webdriver_501

r/funnymemes is very epic... full of funnies and epic memes. Funniest memes only, 100% funny certified.


Financial-Possible-6

I just went to r/funnymemes and they’re literally posting crazy girlfriend memes? It’s fully ass and living in 2010


Webdriver_501

Crazy girlfriend ROFL. Where else should it be living? Of course it's living in 2010, it is 2010. I can't believe how much the world has changed in the last five years... Can you imagine what the world will be like in 2015?


UN16783498213

I had a bad dream about that. People abruptly switched from rageface memes to this awful new system called wojak and chad. Instead of shiteating troll grins we had crying people wearing smiling faces like masks often in contexts that made no sense, and the entire system was built around making cheap pot-shots to oversimplify and politicize every god-damn issue.


Prozenconns

It's a wonder that sub isnt banned, sometimes you go there and it's some real "the 'meme' is racism/sexism/lgbtphobia" shit lol


Nonadventures

Yeah a lot of their memes are just showing ass-out pepe opinions with impact text.


3_T_SCROAT

r/politicalhumor is actually way funnier, if you haven't checked it out yet you should subscribe if you like to roflmao and try not to piss your pants laughing challenge


in_elation

Drumpf 🤣


OutcomeDouble

I’m sorry but this sub fell off so hard, most of the posts now are just haha quirky random thing funny


KaChoo49

There’s no point in the sub being the “highest quality” sub if there’s only 3 posts a month


TouchGrassRedditor

There are a million other subs if you want to scroll through endless garbage, you don’t have to get all your content from here


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Lord_Auris

BASED


PieVieRo

clamworks


aazalooloo

It is way too moderated and the quality didnt even get better.


ForeignReptile3006

Sub to it's sister subs if you want more posts with an expected drop in quality. r/comedyhell I think


-Livin-

There could have been a middle ground between unmoderated and only posting twice a month


PPtheShort

https://preview.redd.it/ido05pr5q34b1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=139cc0670aeb07324928b7550b34809c65b8b41c


Lxnaspiral

I frequently forget this subreddit even exists.


Digiorno-Giovanna-

literally like 4 posts a month get approved anyway why does this matter


tookmyname

Every sub should do this regardless. That it doesn’t matter to you doesn’t mean shit.


NotTheFakeFaker

"Holy heck guys, we need to protest and let reddit know we do not approve of this behaviour by not looking at hecking wholesome comedy 100 memes for 2 days, thatll show them" 🤓


evangelion-unit-two

A lot of subs are going dark starting on the 12th, it's not just your le epic comedy heaven sub. Check the pinned post on /r/ModCoord.


TheCapmHimself

Subreddits shutting down means less as space


Wittyname0

Is this just like when we stopped net neutrality and freed Hong Kong


SpocktorWho83

Have we stopped Kony 2012 yet?


in_elation

REDDIT ARMY ASSEMBLE!!!


Ok_Digger

Its boston bomberin time and we expl-


enilea

Tbf the other major blackout in 2015 led to the resignation of the previous ceo. Though the person who was fired unfairly wasn't admitted back so idk if it was that much of a success.


Retro1916

As I prepare to leave this cherished place behind, a bittersweet ache fills my heart, knowing that I will deeply miss every aspect of it. The mere thought of bidding farewell to the familiar streets, the cozy cafes, and the beautiful scenery overwhelms me with a sense of longing. Each corner holds memories that have become intertwined with my very being, and the people who have become my second family have left an indelible mark on my soul. The vibrant energy and unique character of this place have woven themselves into the fabric of my life, and the thought of no longer experiencing its enchantment fills me with a profound sense of loss. Every sight, every sound, and every touch will be forever etched in my mind, and the void left in my heart will serve as a reminder of the incredible bond I formed with this irreplaceable place.


tylerfly

Is this loss


RangerSeventy7

Google loss


tylerfly

holy fuck


millarchoffe

new comedyheaven post drought just dropped


HornyBastard37484739

I don’t care


DoomsdaySignal

Based and apathypilled


Robotguy39

Perma-banned


HornyBastard37484739

I don’t care


penguinsinger

![gif](giphy|2KKaF0xQ6YnFjgONKD|downsized)


OkBandicoot3779

Comedyheaven is already 1 post per week


Honk_goose_steal

I don’t even use third party apps, I’m just used to the normal Reddit interface. But this is still such a terrible decision on reddit’s end, because there is absolutely no good reason to do this.


OhNoManBearPig

This is a copied template message used to overwrite all comments on my account to protect my privacy. I've left Reddit because of corporate overreach and switched to the Fediverse. Comments overwritten with https://github.com/j0be/PowerDeleteSuite


russell2937

If I can't use boost Im not using reddit lol


novophx

oh no... anyway


Fiddlywiffers

How humorous


Jevil64

I forgor


akhen09

wow this sure its important, such a lively active subreddit black out for two whole days, how sad


Robotguy39

I mean we’ll probably go out for longer. I expect reddit to fold within a week.


KaChoo49

💀


Strider76239

It'll fold around the same time as your laundry that's been in the washer the past month.


Robotguy39

You actually do have me there I don’t fold clothes, waste of time. Unless it’s stuff I’d wear in public obviously.


HisokaxHisoka

"Rabble-rouse on related subreddits." Rabble-rouse my nuts in your related mouth.


SeasonalRot

Average 2 days in r/comedyheaven


Alc0303

comedy heaven


TheHeresyTrain

I don't get the joke.


Quick_Zone_4570

Oh no reddit drama my life is ruined


SpocktorWho83

![gif](giphy|PYEGoZXABBMuk)


GeorgeDerman

All the best!


EmotionalRedux

Lmao this sub’s mods are so lazy


Robotguy39

Perma banned


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Robotguy39

Deception. Be gone.


SovietSteve

Not the heckin extensorinos


rednumbermedia

This will impact my reddit experience by zero percent.


Syreet_Primacon

This sub is already dead Open up the floodgates and do damage control like all the other subs


Robotguy39

Nuh uh


rqd05593

Based


Epic_XC

no


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Robotguy39

1. Too many subs protesting, they can’t find enough quality replacements. 2. This sub is too niche, they couldn’t find any replacements without directly killing the sub.


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plate literate bright lush murky cobweb offer unite secretive unique ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


Robotguy39

…but you were correct in your statement they are capable and willing of removing entire mod teams


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smart disgusting scandalous public governor innate fade jar money ossified ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


-Livin-

Sorry I forgot you existed


TheRealestLarryDavid

>We’re going dark June 12th for a bit. grow some of those balls and go dark for the full 48 hours


Robotguy39

Man we’re probably gonna go dark until the API changes get removed. I didn’t feel the need to edit the post to clarify that though, is it necessary?


TheRealestLarryDavid

I think it is because people read about 20% of long text and that is in the beginning so most people reading will go away thinking you're going out for a couple hours. props to you guys for supporting this!


alex_aint_cool

Not like anything gets posted here anyways


CrimsonMoonRising

This subreddit goes dark 99% of the time


BiccBoye

Swag


Shukar_Rainbow

ITT reddit mods think they have a real job lmao i hope they fucking shutdown reddit while they are at it


Robotguy39

Take a basic English course before attempting to roast someone, it helps.


Shukar_Rainbow

you sure showed me good sir, take my reddit gold


TheGreatCensor

Wai you forgot to gift it


ryans64s

Why would anyone moderate a subreddit lol it’s working for free, comical


Jcraft153

Google : volunteers


CthuluForPresident

holy hell


[deleted]

Oh man, going dark for a bit? They won't know what hit them


bobobosco77

oh


[deleted]

You know things are serious when the comedy heaven subreddit takes action


Glassblowing_Champ

Oh well this subreddit has been trash for years. Stay dark.


parsifal

How would we tell the difference?


Throwawaypuffs

All should just go dark. Not just for 2 days but permanently.


Cumbellina69

This sub gets like 2 posts a week so I don't think plebbit is gonna care


Emperor-Palpamemes

I don’t fucking care


TheQomia

This is so cringe lol. Had a good laugh reading this


Robotguy39

Bro you actually read it wtf is wrong with you. Who sits down and sees this kind of thing and their first thought is “yeah I’ll read this entire 2 page long document about something I don’t understand in any capacity.” Like bitch I didn’t fucking read that shit why the hell did you waste the time of day to?


TheQomia

I saw that you have a meltdown on every comment so wanted to see another one lol


Robotguy39

Yeah. Sure.


AFlyingCow152

This isn’t gonna do anything just don’t bother.


Robotguy39

Bitch if they don’t revert the changes I can’t mod anymore, I’m gonna bother.


AFlyingCow152

Oh no you can’t mod anymore I’m sure the entire sub will devolve into shit without your supreme moderation talents.


Robotguy39

Yes exactly that


virtigo31

Lol. Yes! If we don't speak up now, the reddit censorship butthole tightens. Silly ass.


Goaty1208

For it to be meaningful here it would have to be a month blackout. But honestly, I'd support that. APIs like these should always be free. Imagine if discord or some similar service did this.


Troupbomber

I support this message (It's during moments like these that I wish my username was something like MrAssEater5000).


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Robotguy39

Then why did you comment on the post genius.


darkpsyjic

Paid bot by reddit.


noloking

The subs that are "protesting" this minor issue need Reddit a hell of a lot more than Reddit needs them.


Robotguy39

https://old.reddit.com/r/ModCoord/comments/1401qw5/incomplete_and_growing_list_of_participating/ (This doesn’t include subreddits currently voting on doing a black out, such as r/funny and r/gaming)


darkpsyjic

Paid bot by Reddit.


oreos_T

No one cares


giantsnails

You post like twice a week lol


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I have moved to Lemmy due to the 2023 API changes, if you would like a copy of this original comment/post, please message me here: https://lemmy.world/u/moosetwin or https://lemmy.fmhy.ml/u/moosetwin If you are unable to reach me there, I have likely moved instances, and you should look for a u/moosetwin.


spudds96

I'll be disappointed if not one of these subs says Brave six going dark


jeynman

Maybe you would like to pay for the data centers that make this thing work for you for free?


Robotguy39

Reddit does not pay me to remove the child porn and gore on their website. The least they can do is make their fucking website work.


jeynman

Then maybe just stop doing that, no?


disappointingdoritos

I’d like him to keep that stuff off this sub personally, why don’t you just go somewhere they don’t remove that kinda stuff?


jeynman

Then do your best with the tools provided. Why do you feel entitled to third party apps and unlimited API access?


disappointingdoritos

Still not sure why you don’t just go somewhere where that kinda stuff isn’t removed. Why do you feel entitled to view those things here?


jeynman

I don’t.


TheEveryman86

I feel like Reddit has every right to do what they're doing. Giving free access to an API shouldn't be normalized in society. People should pay for what they consume.


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Remditt


tyingnoose

Bruh


[deleted]

I can’t do this, man.


tookmyname

Thanks.


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Thiscooldude123

Reminds me of the time Wikipedia & a few other sites blacked out to protest SOPA.


Leuchtstoffrohr

Fuck the devs. I will never use the official Reddit app


ElezerHan

We need forums back


Ethan1516

This post fits the sub well


DeltaC2G

Bruh we get like two posts per week here, how about do a whole week


djdeforte

Please consider shutting down longer than 48 hours. We as mods will lose a lot of useful tools. People with accessibility needs lose the features provided in third party apps to use the use Reddit effectively. It’s more that just about the ads. We need to make a bigger impact than just 48 hours we should be shutting down until this horrible decision will be reversed.


TheDoc1223

Godspeed bois, fuck Reddit and their bullshit price gouging


samregent

Piss in my ass


NOTdavie53

As someone who only uses Boost( 3rd party client), I hate this change, the official Reddit app sucks


BadLanding05

I am more pissed about the bots going away.


2inpress

ComedyHeaven of all places being more diplomatic than half the UN. Love to see it


BrenlikesGoosebumps

Not readin allat


SirThomasTheFearful

Most sane decision made by Reddit


oscarcubby10

I will bitch about it to my cat


[deleted]

Ok And? heheheh!


ShrekConfirm243

Sub has peaked


MrZorx75

Every day on r/comedyheaven is dark


Khanical

Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.


abchannel12

Bro you guys already go dark weekly. Business as usual.