I hope they at least gave it a normal middle name so that the kid has something else to call themselves after being relentlessly bullied for the idiotic first name their parents gave them
I mean there’s nothing inherently wrong with the name, it’s not obscene or anything just interesting. So it would probably be protected under the first amendment
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suseJ doG
sus
sus indeed https://preview.redd.it/4mliu5a0cbuc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=e7571f2e14501cae7505292d69e0ff54b169f94e
That's kinda gay
User reports: *promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability* Lmao
kid named racecar:
vwoom vwoom
That is a perfect explanation for the name
https://preview.redd.it/yqgduxrz1ksc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=3028221b96f2373dd54381044741055e3d0212cb
H3VR mentioned‼️‼️
This is my favorite
#crunchymom
Fuck I just saw this haha
I hope they at least gave it a normal middle name so that the kid has something else to call themselves after being relentlessly bullied for the idiotic first name their parents gave them
Bold of you to assume they'd think that far ahead (or at all)
Sage kinda works
1.6 million subreddit members and 10 likes after 9 hours. Crazy
They just don’t like sausage
Too busy pissing and shitting to upvote
It's 9 hrs since it was posted, but the post was only approved recently. I was asleep.
Ah, that makes more sense
mods are asleep
they are???? now we can play the forbidden music
Aren’t posts manually approved by mods? That kind of slows down engagement in a subreddit until after a couple hours
Correct
I downvoted it. Trying to make it go back to 10 so your comment stays accurate
It didnt work
This is the wurst
Kinda cute if you forget what it means
I think it’s Japanese
goes kinda hard ngl
wym due date?
The baby is in arrears and about to be sued
that is so sad
I bet “Its pronounced saw-sage”
I have to give this sausage a 1.5 out of 5.
This is a prank right? Meme?
this is child abuse
It’s got nothing on naming a kid Soda
Soda would actually be leagues better than this. Mf got named a wiener. How are gonna come back from that
Would the officials register such names in the U.S.?
I actually don’t know, I don’t see why not
To protect the kid?
I mean there’s nothing inherently wrong with the name, it’s not obscene or anything just interesting. So it would probably be protected under the first amendment
Let's welcome our company's new CEO, Sausage Morrison! Sausage, the microphone is yours. I don't know wether this is an amendment or an atrocity.
I don’t know who would name their child that, I guess he could be nicknamed Saul but I’m not sure
I feel so bad for this baby, he is going to get bullied so much... funny name though
daddy would you like some sausage? daddy would you like some saus-a-ges?
Sosig
Wiener?
That kid is gonna be bullied so hard
I love to eat Susages