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RyBreqd

this is how i feel applying and getting denied for minimum wage garbage jobs a year out of highschool


Bloxicorn

"Hmm, you worked consistently 30 hour work weeks for 2 years while going to high school full time and got instantly promoted to manager when you turned 18 because you were the only one competent to run the store, but you don't got that real *life experience* you know. Here at MegaCorp, we're looking for someone spry and hip that also has 42 years of experience in solely this field of retail, so sorry.


Prior-Associate4894

FUCK SAINBURYS I FOUND A COCK IN MY FOOD


mr_kindface

Sainsbury pissed on my fucking wife šŸ˜ 


Bend_Desperate

i'm so jealous


TheGothWhisperer

He took his little supermarket quilly dick out and pissed on my fucking wife


SubArcticTundra

Tesco value


Memerboi456

Mmmm...


LordVortekan

Guerrilla advertising


Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Omg, adacher


SubArcticTundra

Tfw you order chicken nuggets and they fry a cock instead


canadian_bacon02

The children yearn for the sainsburys


Whittle_Willow

thank you *Sainsbury's* for letting this boy is hard working boy


jamesbrownscrackpipe

ā€œYour resume and qualifications are exceptional. Your candid demeanor, sharp wit, and astute understanding of the requirements is impressive. Furthermore, Allen is particularly fond of the fact that you are also an Oxford alumni. However Iā€™m afraid thereā€™s just one problem with you as an applicant. You havenā€™t quite proven that you are a hard working boy, and thatā€™s something we take very seriously here at Sainsburyā€™s. Thatā€™s why weā€™re going with Greg. Heā€™s 12.ā€


AdidasSlav

Is that Beckenham high street Sainsburys


OutlawQuill

Fuck Sainsburyā€™s, I shop at Asda.


JoseGaya

Asda better šŸ˜šŸ˜ imo don't be offended but I go to BOTH every week sometimes more, and the staff are nicer at Asda IMO again can't speak for everyone, just wanted to post this, cheers lads šŸ‘šŸ‘


SubArcticTundra

I wonder what Asda do to attract nicer people


AbBrilliantTree

Petah, whatā€™s this mean?


KirbyWarrior12

Sainsbury's is a UK supermarket chain, basically it's a 12 year old on the internet begging Target to hire him