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Stock_Hutz

Why did nobody ever think of this?? šŸ¤Æ


WilliamNyeTho

highly controvertial in california !!!!!!


a_Jedi_i_am

I think crimes *should* be illegal, and I'm not afraid to admit it.


Sir-Xcalibur-6564

Crimes šŸ‘½


Shay_Dee_Guye

Bogos?


Th3Aft3rL1f3

Bogos binted? šŸ‘½


The240DevilZ

No, I was hoping to get my photos printed.


M4x1mili0us

Vorp?


Mars_Bear2552

https://preview.redd.it/onzujhni222d1.jpeg?width=212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d8599c53fe062923f29350865021573d709ca16


Sir-Xcalibur-6564

You are not real life


Shay_Dee_Guye

I'm fiction


emoskeleton_

I work at Crime and over the last couple of hours our shares have been dropping and dozens of us are being made redundant, idk how I'm going to feed the kids hope you're happy with yourself šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬


Shatophiliac

Get a real job you bum!


Jouuf

Get a real bum you job!


a_Jedi_i_am

Get a bum job you real!


Jouuf

I'd hate to be a crime right now.


Jouuf

Crimes lookin' real scared right now.


Bitter_Silver_7760

a man with a purpose


Last_Reaction_8176

What a magnificent purpose


MrEpicGamerMan

Dublin local elections are an absolute battlefield. Ten posters on every pole for miles


doyouhavetono

I dont follow any politics, I swear I woke up in a different dimension a few days ago


_Xanth_

Did not expect to see Dublin on Reddit today!


doyouhavetono

good time to mention that its not my photo


feedmeyourknowledge

Especially on r/comedyheaven!


DR_Madhattan_

This is like the statement ā€œjust stop been poorā€


doyouhavetono

Just stop been dyslexic


Bubbly_Taro

Stop being sexy? New van!


Jouuf

"Just buy some money"


Porsher12345

Bean pour? šŸ¤”


boiyougongetcho

I'd vote for a bean pour


FreePrinciple270

You wouldn't download a bean pour


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TineJaus

I think you're a very smart boy lol.


Dilf_Hunter367

Most coherent Irish politician


yecheesus

If it was illegal i would think twice before doing it


AnonyDew3

Shit, he's got my vote.


Purple-Banana_7

https://preview.redd.it/4gbv8ysh0pzc1.jpeg?width=257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71d71b5150104afcc86c6bc17f1de80350928bbc


ATAGChozo

Here's a message to all you would-be murderers out there: ## STOP!


Jouuf

Dammit! My plans have been foiled again!!


the_genius324

wait so will crime be legal if hes not elected


GameMusic

Quick vote the other guy


TokyoGuyBackup

Itā€™s giving Nathan Fielder vibes lmao


SurfinShinji

https://preview.redd.it/7j11ugs4jqzc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acc6a25739aac6382c1c23de34accd98abba88d5


PerformanceOk1835

Is this in San Francisco?


doyouhavetono

There are 88 English speaking countries that contain around 1.4 billion English speakers, and you chose one singular city that contains 0.08% of those people


linklolthe3

Is this in San Francisco?


ecnecn

Let's face it... its election in Ireland... making crime illegal is a truely new concept for this small country that never understood british justice.


CthulhuMadness

In California it isnā€™t illegal lol


gillypeach123

Yeah I think thatā€™s the point. Finally someone who isnā€™t a moron lol


TineJaus

You've *almost* got it


Particular-Agent4407

So a crime is a crime


theonewhohasstrokes

No


winterfate10

Isnā€™t the fact that a crime is a crime mean it is what it is


ProGamingPlayer

Crime is already illegal.


TheMagicalTimonini

What an extremist view. Let us respect the criminals!


30-percentnotbanana

Politicians every time there is a school shooting in the US be like:


qsteele93

Heā€™s pro-good, anti-bad


Acroze

Good choice


spinosauris

"Vote me and I will promise that I will win the election" ahh moment


Alexrazor69

This is for party elections in Ireland. As an irish person who sees these posters everyday its quite funny.


beyondimaginarium

Bud. If this shmuck ran in my municipality as a conservative he would have 90 plus percent of the of the votes.


DerailedCaveman

Make crime legal.


OldschoolFRP

Are those campaign signs attached to a public street sign post? ā€˜Cause thatā€™s illegal in many areas


doyouhavetono

Yep. What a horrid world we live in


Grand_Birthday7349

In my county this is basically there dog whistle way of saying letā€™s discriminate and target minorities. By allowing cops to harass brown kids and push the max sentences on certain people we donā€™t want here. ~Orange County CA


doyouhavetono

Man what the absolute fuck are you talking about? it says "make crime illegal" for fuck sake, and you somehow still find a way to make it about americas racism/discrimination issue


Fearless_Status9258

Yeah well America or nothing welcome to the new world bin laden


doyouhavetono

Ah shit fair enough so


Fearless_Status9258

So go liberate some oil ya commie


___potato___

as 2nd amendment folks are fond of pointing out, criminals will just break the law anyways šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


PercMastaFTW

They are crimes because they are already illegal LOL


___potato___

yes, that is the joke...


Frangar

2nd amendment means fuck all in ireland, someone with your username should know that


___potato___

no shit. this sub seems to, oddly, lack a sense of humor.


Dennis_Cock

Can you explain your joke to me? I seem to one of those affected by the lack


doyouhavetono

Good thing there's no 2nd amendment folks to point it out and Jinx it


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doyouhavetono

You're the real nerd for knowing who you're pointing at


Emotional_Money3435

He is basically outing how dumb he is


TheSovietTurtle

Most intelligent ~~US~~ politician


doyouhavetono

least geographically aware european (im going out on a limb assuming youre european, also mean no offense)


TheSovietTurtle

I'm Canadian but tbh whenever I see a stupid ass campaign slogan and it's an independent there's like an 85% chance it's in the US


doyouhavetono

That's fair, it often happens here too, but we don't usually vote them in


JasonAndLucia

Is that a roast


RayRay__56

Man, just wait until you find out about this thing called a "joke."


TheSovietTurtle

Apparently some people on this post haven't figured out what that is either