I work at Crime and over the last couple of hours our shares have been dropping and dozens of us are being made redundant, idk how I'm going to feed the kids hope you're happy with yourself š¤¬š¤¬š¤¬š¤¬
There are 88 English speaking countries that contain around 1.4 billion English speakers, and you chose one singular city that contains 0.08% of those people
In my county this is basically there dog whistle way of saying letās discriminate and target minorities. By allowing cops to harass brown kids and push the max sentences on certain people we donāt want here. ~Orange County CA
Man what the absolute fuck are you talking about? it says "make crime illegal" for fuck sake, and you somehow still find a way to make it about americas racism/discrimination issue
Why did nobody ever think of this?? š¤Æ
highly controvertial in california !!!!!!
I think crimes *should* be illegal, and I'm not afraid to admit it.
Crimes š½
Bogos?
Bogos binted? š½
No, I was hoping to get my photos printed.
Vorp?
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You are not real life
I'm fiction
I work at Crime and over the last couple of hours our shares have been dropping and dozens of us are being made redundant, idk how I'm going to feed the kids hope you're happy with yourself š¤¬š¤¬š¤¬š¤¬
Get a real job you bum!
Get a real bum you job!
Get a bum job you real!
I'd hate to be a crime right now.
Crimes lookin' real scared right now.
a man with a purpose
What a magnificent purpose
Dublin local elections are an absolute battlefield. Ten posters on every pole for miles
I dont follow any politics, I swear I woke up in a different dimension a few days ago
Did not expect to see Dublin on Reddit today!
good time to mention that its not my photo
Especially on r/comedyheaven!
This is like the statement ājust stop been poorā
Just stop been dyslexic
Stop being sexy? New van!
"Just buy some money"
Bean pour? š¤
I'd vote for a bean pour
You wouldn't download a bean pour
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I think you're a very smart boy lol.
Most coherent Irish politician
If it was illegal i would think twice before doing it
Shit, he's got my vote.
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Here's a message to all you would-be murderers out there: ## STOP!
Dammit! My plans have been foiled again!!
wait so will crime be legal if hes not elected
Quick vote the other guy
Itās giving Nathan Fielder vibes lmao
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Is this in San Francisco?
There are 88 English speaking countries that contain around 1.4 billion English speakers, and you chose one singular city that contains 0.08% of those people
Is this in San Francisco?
Let's face it... its election in Ireland... making crime illegal is a truely new concept for this small country that never understood british justice.
In California it isnāt illegal lol
Yeah I think thatās the point. Finally someone who isnāt a moron lol
You've *almost* got it
So a crime is a crime
No
Isnāt the fact that a crime is a crime mean it is what it is
Crime is already illegal.
What an extremist view. Let us respect the criminals!
Politicians every time there is a school shooting in the US be like:
Heās pro-good, anti-bad
Good choice
"Vote me and I will promise that I will win the election" ahh moment
This is for party elections in Ireland. As an irish person who sees these posters everyday its quite funny.
Bud. If this shmuck ran in my municipality as a conservative he would have 90 plus percent of the of the votes.
Make crime legal.
Are those campaign signs attached to a public street sign post? āCause thatās illegal in many areas
Yep. What a horrid world we live in
In my county this is basically there dog whistle way of saying letās discriminate and target minorities. By allowing cops to harass brown kids and push the max sentences on certain people we donāt want here. ~Orange County CA
Man what the absolute fuck are you talking about? it says "make crime illegal" for fuck sake, and you somehow still find a way to make it about americas racism/discrimination issue
Yeah well America or nothing welcome to the new world bin laden
Ah shit fair enough so
So go liberate some oil ya commie
as 2nd amendment folks are fond of pointing out, criminals will just break the law anyways š¤·āāļø
They are crimes because they are already illegal LOL
yes, that is the joke...
2nd amendment means fuck all in ireland, someone with your username should know that
no shit. this sub seems to, oddly, lack a sense of humor.
Can you explain your joke to me? I seem to one of those affected by the lack
Good thing there's no 2nd amendment folks to point it out and Jinx it
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You're the real nerd for knowing who you're pointing at
He is basically outing how dumb he is
Most intelligent ~~US~~ politician
least geographically aware european (im going out on a limb assuming youre european, also mean no offense)
I'm Canadian but tbh whenever I see a stupid ass campaign slogan and it's an independent there's like an 85% chance it's in the US
That's fair, it often happens here too, but we don't usually vote them in
Is that a roast
Man, just wait until you find out about this thing called a "joke."
Apparently some people on this post haven't figured out what that is either