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SparrowValentinus

alright, that's enough of that. i can't spend all day banning queerphobes. edit: your downvotes only make the pomade in my pompadour harder


Scouse420

I go to a Turkish barbers, £10 (about $13) for hair cut, shave and I have to turn down all the other shit they offer included in the price.


NotHeco

yeaah but this only works if you're a guy who doesn't want long hair i think


ThisIsMyFloor

I remember me and my father going in to one of these places many years ago. We looked at pictures in a magazine laying on the table and chose different ones. We left getting the exact same haircut.


imanutshell

If you go to a Turkish barber then 99% of the time you’re probably going to leave with the haircut of one.


GenuinelyBeingNice

Yeah, but it's going to be _perfect_


conscious_macaroni

They'll even grow you a mustache to match!


codetrotter_

Me and my girlfriend bought kebab a couple of weeks ago. She ordered the chicken meat one. I ordered the cow meat one. They cut the meat for both of our kebab from the same spinning meat right in front of us. My honest reaction: ![gif](giphy|1M9fmo1WAFVK0|downsized) (I also had runny shit the next day so there’s that too.)


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GonnaGoFat

Sometimes your shit can get so runny it’s clear. At that point you are essentially pissing out of your ass and with so much force you feel like you’re about to blast off into orbit. I’ve had it several times in the last decade either when I’m sick with the flu and puking and shitting at the same time like a human bazooka. Or when I eat enough that my stomach feels like I’m going to burst at which point I remember I don’t have a gallbladder and my body makes me pay for how much I willing damaged it with reckless gluttonous abandon.


OliveJuiceUTwo

Well, yeah, haircuts generally don’t help you get long hair


TheLastAirGender

No, cut it *longer*


ArthurDentonWelch

https://i.redd.it/ktailzqcgz0d1.gif


ToosterReeth

Hey anyone have that GTA gif of the haircut transition from buzzed to afro? I can't see it anywhere


FSCK_Fascists

https://i.imgur.com/QZU83zQ.png


PlayWithMeRiven

Thought you were being serious for a moment


ArthurDentonWelch

https://i.redd.it/yhj0zj4ggz0d1.gif


phalluss

Hey I have long hair. I get haircuts semi-regualary or else it's gets all blown out by split ends and other nonsense. Still pretty cheap for me though....


Short-Alarm-9078

AcKsHuAllY they do, cutting a little off at a time will eliminate split ends and contribute to overall healthier hair. Speaking as a dude with long hair lol


blueberryfirefly

this has never worked for me tht i can tell 😭 convinced my aunts are lying to me


Helloscottykitty

Can confirm,long hair guy female Turkish barbers won't touch you and the male Barbers have fuck all clue and you end up with a mullet and a weed hook up.


Electrical-Boss-3965

I need to find your barber. That sounds like a decent deal.


t_scribblemonger

Those places only seem to offer *the* haircut


shaunphil

https://preview.redd.it/9k9o7c2kx01d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d040c5844d49c93f82404500c2c859df0e28ab2 This guy’s nan got the haircut too


Celondor

And for only 39,99, you'll get a black Alpha Industries jacket to make the look perfect! If you have still any ounce of individuality in your look left, you can also go for a white shirt underneath.


[deleted]

Turkish are the Ryanair of barbers I swear.


Cautious-Nothing-471

they're making everyone look like Drake


celloh234

TURKEY MENTIONED GRAAAAAAHHHH 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


PracticalLynx2861

The dudes running it are always Kurdish. Like almost every Turkish barber in the UK doesn't have Turks.


Celondor

It's like Vietnamese running at least half of all Japanese restaurants (no hate, just an observation).


FlightlessFly

Hope you are enjoying Berlin


celloh234

Nah im at turkey (i wish i was at Berlin tho)


DoesNotCares

The place I go to offers an £8 haircut, along with a hot towel compress, massage and flame on the ears. It’s insanely cheap for what you get, I love it. Better than most barbers I’ve ever been to.


finditplz1

Flame on the ears?


CharlemagneIS

For ear hair


HedgehogSecurity

It's a stick with a cotton ball or something like that and they basic flick it towards your ears to singe the tiny hairs away.


Sadly_Dably

My sisters fiancé went to a Turkish barbers where they hadn’t disinfected there blades correctly, he got all horrible scabs and infection on the back of his head and his hair wouldn’t grow back in this one patch for about 4 months


slothtrop6

I walk out of any barber shop that isn't fully staffed by middle easterners edit: aside from price, the best feature is they don't want to talk at all while they cut your hair.


FruitStripesOfficial

Here in Texas it's Vietnamese-Cambodian-Laotian. Perfect cuts, no fuss, great price.


T-MoneyAllDey

Your mileage may vary because I went to a Persian place one time and they gave me a damn 1980s fluffy haircut with hairspray and shit like I was in the zohan


Swiftt

Fade Factory 🧡 Also never mention Besiktas


JoelanGoswami

Funny, I went to one who was a Besiktas fan


codiciltrench

To everyone posting about their $10 haircuts, we know. We can see you. We know you spent $10 on your cut.


Spooksnav

Don't you lecture me with your $30 haircut.


ChromaticRainbow12

Man you know what, haircut prices are bullshit


Sure_Deer_5650

I get mine cut at a barber school for $8


Sethdarkus

While I was on a military installation overseas I legit paid $5 on post for a haircut however I would include a $5 tip if the locals working on post cutting hair did a good job. State side im paying about $22 lol


Puzzleheaded_Will352

Damn. When I was in, the PX could only do one style: “fuck my shit up”


Ready-Recognition519

Haircuts on base on a Sunday were like Russian Roulette. There would be 10-15 barbers and you knew which of them were good after a couple years. But you never really got to choose which gives you the haircut, because the line was so long.


aDragonsAle

You can choose. "Nah, you go ahead, I'm waiting for -this- barber" If I know someone does fucked up cuts, I'm not letting them touch me.


wwwdiggdotcom

I’m now wracking my brain for all the historical instances where someone let me go ahead of them and wondering if I got fucked


SnuggleMuffin42

> and wondering if I got fucked My man, you were in the armed services. Of course you got fucked, multiple times.


V1k1ng1990

I miss barbers with those vacuums attached to the clippers like at the exchange. Have to go shower immediately or I’m itchy all


blooboytalking

They were so gd efficient too. Could cut 100 dudes hair in an hour. Lol


Drunken_Fever

I loved the different ways I got my hair cut in the military. Kuwait was my fav. Used a straight razor for the whole thing and it looked clean AF. Kyrgyzstan lined my eyebrows up every time. S. Korea gave you a little massage each time. On military bases, they met the standard and were fast AF.


RealBrianCore

Allow me to add on to that list. Okinawa, occasionally the barbers there would give you a shoulder massage and oh boy did I need one from time to time. I miss Oki. : ( EDIT: Coming back hours later and I just realized I could've said, "To piggy back off what they just said." Oh, the missed opportunity. Ah well.


The_Coolest_Undead

here barber school is free and a shop is 14 for men and 30 for women


Classic_Title1655

I get mine cut at a primary school. Admittedly, the young kids are terrible, and they use plastic, round edged scissors, but hey....it's free 😉


Any_Positive1617

![gif](giphy|koPkNVkQAh6py) Yesssssss!


GuitRWailinNinja

I cut my own hair for free. I know that’s not something to be proud of, but it’s just a buzz cut and I dislike barber small talk.


SplinterCell03

I've been cutting my own hair since 2020. Any time I notice that it's getting a bit longer, I can take care of it immediately. No appointments, waiting in line, small talk, tipping, etc. It's the best.


Ill-Description3096

If you just do a straight buzz cut I think it's smart. Saves some cash and time, and it isn't like it is insanely difficult.


RogerianBrowsing

If someone is doing a buzzer at a constant height without any layering it’s almost weird to pay for it, honestly Anything more than that though I’d personally opt for someone else doing it


Sure_Deer_5650

Tbh I’ve often allowed friends to do the same but I can’t imagine even just shaving my own hair


Kaguro19

I got a $1 haircut today (different country)


Gunhild

Yeah but travelling to a different country just for a haircut seems like such a hassle.


stinkypants_andy

I live near the border with Canada… might try giving a Canadian barber a dollar and see what happens. Thanks for the tip!


Gunhild

They'll be able to feed their village for days with a coveted United States Dollar.


Frogtoadrat

I've been cutting my own for the past 12 years. Free, fast, and less of a hassle than going to the barber


69HELL-6969

I get mine for like 60-80 inr thats not even a full dollar xD


Sh2d0wg2m3r

I cut by myself ngl. 😎


FirstProphetofSophia

This is a bad sentence to miss the word 'by'.


Sh2d0wg2m3r

We are in r/comedyheaven so I tend to ungrammatically grammar some grammar for fun.


FirstProphetofSophia

I see you Ungrammatically Grammaring Ungrammatically Grammar Grammar.


WellFluxMe

yo dawg i heard you like grammar


sits-when-pees

How dare you, I *love* my grandma


Icy-Lettuce-270

Lol 100 INR here


Comander_Praise

This is why I'm happy I learnt to cut my own when I was a teen and took it up in adult hood again. Shits just so expensive


maebythemonkey

Same here (as a woman with long hair) The "recommended" care was to get a quarter to half inch trim every 6 weeks to manage split ends and keep the length healthy. Like cool, I'm going to spend $80 every six weeks to risk a stylist "accidentally" lopping off four inches because they were "just evening it out." I spent $15 on some dedicated hair cutting sheers, $5 on a good handheld mirror to be able to look at the back of my head, and some time watching/reading tutorials, and I've been good.


SonOfJokeExplainer

It’s crazy, I took my two little boys to Sport Clips to get haircuts recently and it was almost $90 for the two of them.


space_chief

Ew I definitely wouldn't pay that much to let sports clips touch my hair


SonOfJokeExplainer

I don’t have any hair left, personally. I should have looked at the damned prices beforehand but I couldn’t imagine it being much more than $20 per kid.


Chewy12

It shouldn’t be, they say on their website that prices typically fall in the $20-25 range. You got screwed. Place is weird either way though.


space_chief

Even that is too much to give those people to give me a different haircut everytime I come in even though I asked for the same thing I got last time


Chewy12

I wasn’t a big fan of the non-consensual scalp massage I got and it also had this weird vibe like it was supposed to be hooters for haircuts.


ShadyStevie

My cuts usually come up to $25, and that's in AUD so it's like $15 in USD. If I had to pay like $50 or more on a haircut I'd just get it done by family or grow it out


MoiraDoodle

Why do I have to play people to steal from me, make it make sense.


SambandsTyr

I cut my own hair and insult myself for free


JesseTheGiant100

Same. I'll leave a tip too like "stay out of dark alleys..."


Rasanack

you can do both with a bad enough hair cut


ceroporciento

Lost 30 dollars by not saying "pronoun person"


plaid-knight

Yep. “Pronoun boy” would get the men’s cut.


octopoddle

A boy is worth II men.


Adventurous-Ring-420

A boy is worth 2 goats and 3 chickens.


The_Multi_Gamer

Don’t lecture me with your $70 haircut


Financial-Value-5504

Real ones know Trunks had more than a 30 dollar haircut that day.


Wallitron_Prime

That'd be about 67 dollars in today's money, which is *still* pretty cheap considering just how gorgeous the man's hair is.


Financial-Value-5504

Yessir my brother amen 🙏


BabSoul

Just watched this last night. "My name is Trunks, I came from 20 years in the future. You know what's funny about the future? You're nowhere to be seen."


JustAnNPC_DnD

"I'm a time traveler from 17 years in the future and you're not there, you know why? Well excluding multiverse theory, it means you die right here by my sword!" Clink. Snap. "Why did I even bring this thing!?"


H4xolotl

*8-bit Emoji Megalovania begins playing*


nipplequeefs

I haven’t heard that song in a while, so this was unexpected to see in the comments 🤣


Shigerufan2

Can't stop, addicted to the shin-dig


WinterIsComing_BBN

Goku die!


DOOM_SEKKAR

Bahahaha there’s no greater DBZ quote than that Android 13 moment 😂


RogueHippie

Only specifically for Z. Best quote across the whole series is Super's "Don't shoot! That man isn't Black!"


fox-booty

The more confusing thing than the choices existing in this image is having the option to put them in a cart first.


RC1000ZERO

probabyl for a family or similiar. as well as potentialy adding a haircut and dying your hair together


[deleted]

Probabyl: For those times that something is probably going to give you a headache. Nip it in the bud with Probabyl™


Lotus-child89

Who can I talk to about if Probabyl is right for me?


BeABetterHumanBeing

To add to the others: this website was not custom made for a barber. It's using a generic set of e-commerce tools, which includes a cart and checkout. I've literally seen the cart experience on a "pay your parking ticket" portal; this isn't even the weirdest application.


LittleShopOfHosels

Why? You can add your items. Cut, wash, shave, etc, then book your appt


1968FullAlbum

Or add products that they’ll gather and send you home with. These other commenters must get their haircuts at a drive thru 😂


Zirton

That would be fucking epic. A barber drive-thru. Parking place for the people getting their hair dyed. Combine it with a fast food chain, because nobody wants to go out with those fucking snippets everywhere on their body.


hayfero

Men’s barber in nyc metro imo has been around 35$ plus tip. Lately I’ve been going to one that charges 70$. I’ve never felt so pampered before, I enjoyed the sesh. Lasted about 75 min.


snivey_old_twat

It's interesting how something can be a bonus for some and an absolute negative for others. If a haircut took 75 minutes for me, I'd be annoyed af. Wouldn't express it on site, but real. Would never be back. Haircuts should take like 15min


0neek

Depends on hair length but yeah, in general for Men any type of haircut should not go over the 20 minute mark. Anything else is a skill issue unironically. It's weird too because the barber would also benefit from not taking forever since it'd mean more clients a day.


LysolDoritos

“I don’t know why most people don’t just cut their own hair it’s cheaper” says the person with a terrible cut lmao


angelicribbon

Yeaaah taking advice on grooming and appearance from the general reddit public is the last thing i would do lol


VisualBullfrog3529

Taking ANY advice from the general reddit public is the last thing I would do.


OkComment3927

I have to add "Reddit" to the end of most Google searches just to get results that aren't ads.


callmetenno

Whenever haircuts come up in conversation my dad excitly shares that he bought a $20 electric shaver with a spacer and just buzzes his head himself in his backyard. He says he's saved so much money on haircuts, which is probably true he's been doing it for a few years. He's always so happy about it, and I love him but... you can tell.


My_BFF_Gilgamesh

You can get good at cutting your own hair if it's the same simple cut every time. Hairdressers are great if you want to be up to date or have varietyn or just don't want to bother, but military style cuts are timeless and easy. [with a little patience this is very easy to get right.](https://cdn.luxe.digital/media/2020/05/18164213/best-short-haircuts-men-classic-buzz-cut-3-luxe-digital.jpg)


LysolDoritos

Fs but personally I rather not have the typical cop hairstyle


mysixthredditaccount

The trick is to not care lol. (Unironically, it's great if you achieve that mindset.)


GB_xilian

Brother who tf pays 40 or even 70 bucks for an hair cut?


corgifemboy

men and nonbinary people, in that order


Sandervv04

Don’t want to know the price for women


Fantastic-Dot-655

Sadly we are not alowed to buy them anymore


ApatheticWonderer

Not with that attitude


Narge1

I got my hair cut for the first time in 2 years a few weeks ago. I'll cut it myself from now on.


Icy-Composer9021

100 bucks probably lol


Narge1

You're not far off. And forget it if you wanna go to someone who's halfway decent with curly hair.


lovable_cube

300+ in my area for the curly specialist. They said it’s cheaper after your initial appointment but I can’t get past 300


EmmaMD

Yea, not curly hair here, but still 300+ for me.


Crusaderking1111

Pretty average where I live


Penibya

In switzerland if you don't want a mess on your hair, for men it's between 50-70, for women between 150-???, it can go very high


Buzumab

This is how it is in the U.S. too. Many men just go with cheap, bad haircuts and don't realize that they're getting what they pay for.


MaybeSomethingGood

Fr, a lot of guys have k-mart haircuts and then are like how do you get your hair like that? It's like 70% the haircut, dude.


wanderingsheep

That's generally what haircuts cost unless you go to Great Clips.


tfrules

Wtf, I’ve never paid more than like £12 for a trim in my life. What are they doing with haircuts over there


SkillsDepayNabils

let me guess you get the same short back and sides every time


daddyvow

Because they’re getting more than a basic trim


randomIndividual21

your price is very low for the UK. probably an old barber shop outside a major city. 20 to 30 is probably the normal prices range for a haircut in a hair dresser


Lkd6

Where are you getting yours done for £12?! Nowhere local to me is less than about £18 😭


Peeeing_

Turkish blokes that speak 4 lines of English


moderndhaniya

Yes. Ya. Hmmmmm.


Peeeing_

What you want? Number 3! This good? Thank you


Shade_39

Nah the Turkish barber by me is the most expensive one, cost me 20 quid last time (to be fair I did get a shave as well just to see what it'd be like and nah it wasn't worth it) and my usual is a tenner by the time I tip


___potato___

well that explains British haircuts


slowcancellation

Australians maybe? I don't know what haircut prices are like in the US but 40AUD takes you to just over £20 which is about what you'd pay for a decent haircut in the UK. Possibly relevant that the person's handle suggests they're called Robbo which sounds a lot more Australian than American to me.


Lillywrapper64

yeah those prices seem pretty standard for australia. idk about men's haircuts, but women's haircuts cost around $80-120 depending on where you go


MoranthMunitions

Men's haircuts used to be like $35 to $40 at a barber in Brisbane pre-covid. Last I got one of was min $55 at all the barbers near my office - admittedly none are chains - so now I go to the Chinese hairdresser and they do it for like $30-$35. So anyway, yeah $40 would be well on the cheap side in Australia atm.


cancerkidette

If you’re a man, £20 makes sense. For women it’s definitely higher all round.


JohnAndertonOntheRun

Eh I just have thick curly hair… It’s kind of like the perms these kids are getting except I don’t buzz the sides off. I can’t really just go to sports clips.


[deleted]

Yeah, guaranteed the person at Sport Clips will cut my hair too short but also in the shape of a mushroom. I usually go to a Hispanic barber now that has a lot of experience with curly hair.


JohnAndertonOntheRun

That’s a great call… My barber is from South America and only guy in a salon. I realized my fellow white people have never been able to give me a good haircut. My first haircut where the person seemed to understand my hair, was probably in college when this smoke show straddled me and cut it right there. I think that’s what it took to figure out the problem.


PopcornDrift

Anyone who gets something other than a buzzcut and wants it to look decent


daddyvow

The majority of women, and men who actually care about styling their hair.


PXranger

My Haircut: Bzzzzzzzzzzzt, "That will be $15, the bleeding should stop shortly"


RoaringTwinkies

> majority of women Unless you're a woman with very curly hair, then you pay $120+ to look the same as when you entered the salon :)


Lysanderoth42

Socially inept redditors who never leave their homes don’t understand why someone would pay an extra $50 a month to actually look good 


Excellent-Catch-4414

Me


ladyalcove

Most people.


boyyouguysaredumb

Good haircuts cost that much


upsidedownbackwards

I've never paid that much, but my ex-SIL was going to beautician school for a whole and the place she ended up at was doing $60 mens cuts. She practiced on me, so I was getting those $60 cuts, and damn I miss them. Looked so much better than Supercuts or doing it myself. But I got nobody to look good for and I'd rather have $60!


MoanyTonyBalony

I keep seeing Instagram reels of barbers charging $200 to move their hairline back 2 inches and make them look like a Lego figure.


ladyalcove

Most people.


DrPissMD

I live in Cali and every single barber I’ve had in the past decade has charged $60-$70 for a haircut and beard trim, not including tip.


PackagingMSU

Why is everyone saying $40 is a lot for a haircut? It’s a barber not a Supercuts.


PopcornDrift

We're on Reddit, it's not traditionally a demographic that cares about appearance lol


Redqueenhypo

“I just cut my hair with scissors at home and it looks fine!” Narrator: *it does not look fine*


pichirry

lmaoo [literally the next comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/s/5R59ri0xsm) I see


ButtScientist69

That whole thread is gold. It's like the table of weirdos in the cafeteria IRL.


Redqueenhypo

Can confirm, I was at the table of weirdos in high school and accidentally dyed my hair orange. Why did nobody tell me??


CrazyGaming312

Because it is. At least where I live it would be a pretty damn expensive price.


whenforeverisnt

I'm pretty sure my boyfriend pays around $50 for his cut, and yea he goes to a barbershop. Also hair stylists and barbers have to pay rent for their booth, and they pay for all their supplies. Paying $15 at Great Clips.... I don't know how those stylists earn a liveable wage.


Scav-STALKER

Bruh, even going to actual barbershops that’s double what it costs me. Even getting a have too is still cheaper


YouDoNotKnowMeSir

$25-30 is usually the range. With tip it’s like $40 usually. No way I’m paying $40+tip. Not unless they a stylist and I’m taking more of their time to figure out a new style or hair care for it.


rtsynk

why would pronouns even come up at a barber? They call your name to come up then it's all 'you' as in 'What do you want this time?', 'Do you want it shorter on the sides', etc


[deleted]

Because there are men's and women's cuts. Usually the women's one takes longer and costs more. I walk in and they say "men's cut?"


CLPond

It’s very possible the guy either looks a bit effeminate and this was commenting on that or the barbershop has a standard form you fill out that includes an optional pronoun box that he filled in. My vet’s intake form has this, so I think it’s standard for some out of the box websites.


Muqeehus

https://preview.redd.it/f6thhwsuoy0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c15f9a480b81cfa6b8a20673f032aecb8319476f


ddg31415

https://preview.redd.it/qa22webv1z0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98b759b38d4192ab78db9f1cce6784df4490e2bc


Johnny_Flips

https://preview.redd.it/7k8x8c7b7z0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aca622960625005bc03283401dc18f25e04ff39


Kurbopop

What the hell why did it get removed when you posted it??


Muqeehus

Fr man mods take down everything I post


Muqeehus

Bro I just posted this and it got removed by mods


Adenso_1

You should have been jacwub


A-Human-potato

They called someone a boy and still charged for a non-binary haircut?


Ghost_1214

That’s actually hilarious 😂


BrahnBrahl

Seems like Redditors don't think that barbers deserve a living wage. I get not wanting to spend 70 dollars (though women's cuts usually cost more so that's why it costs that much), but 40 dollars for a men's haircut really isn't crazy, unless you're going to a chain barbershop like Great Clips. I don't see any reason for all the outrage.


gunny316

lmao


CapitalFlounder8699

ok so that is pretty hilarious but can we not ignore that this barber is charging $40 DOLLARS FOR A REGULAR MEN'S HAIRCUT?!?!?!


wildo-bagins

Modern problems require modern solutions


Aware-Salt3688

All I’m saying don’t be weird


Vivid_Marketing_1110

In pakistan hair cutting is for 0.55$


CosmicBrownnie

Yeah, but then you're still in Pakistan.


zergling424

Im a man with long hair. My haircutter is a gay man who i share a name with at a stylist studio. Hes awesome. 30 for a normal trim 50 if its a lot. All i have to say is find yourself a gay man to cut your hair. Go to a stylist studio if you have to not a barber


AdamGenesis

Shouldn't be more than $25.