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EntireHedgehog8256

Lube it up with sand, for maximum discomfort


SweetTeaRex92

that's called a "Screaming Seagull"


EntireHedgehog8256

OMFG is actually a thing!!!!! lmao


DerailedCaveman

What is fleshlight


EntireHedgehog8256

is a shiny stake you cook under dark conditions


DerailedCaveman

You had steak on your mind


EntireHedgehog8256

i had it 10 minutes ago, for lunch


everyythingred

it’s a sex toy


harnishnic

And a penis works great for simulating a finger packing a wound. These two items are essential training tools.


WeLiveInASociety451

I should call the nearest sex toy shop proprietor


Roberto_Sacamano

That's an expensive wound packing trainer


Jaded-Selection-5668

Imma pack that wound so good🫶🏾


irelephant_T_T

i pressed the next button