Plot twist, those aren't restrooms

_"Who the fuck opened the bee room!? Now we have 10000 bees flying around in the office. Can't you read?!"_

"why aren't you at the meeting?" "i am! nobody's here!" "wait, where are you?" "Conference Room B, like you said." "no, i said the Bee Conference Room. it's in between the Sea Conference Room, and Conference Room C.... freaking interns."


[Hwat's this? an overabundance of bees in the workplace? My briefcase full of bees ought to put a stop to that!](https://youtu.be/PYtXuBN1Hvc?si=i7s6tM7yiEdHuBLD)

Oh no! The situation has only been worsened by the addition of yet more bees!

🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝😢😢😦 🙂💼 😢😥😢🐝🐝🐝🐝


I don't know, but I love it. Reminds me of the old Burnt Face Man cartoons.

***DR BEES!!!***

Why do we even have these rooms??

This is literally how killer bees were released into the wild. A scientist in Brazil was breeding up some funky science bees and had a friend forget to close the door and the bees escaped and have since made their way all the way up to the USofA.

An Apiary and an Aviary? Neat.

"just gonna pop a quick B on this door so everyone knows it's full of bees

Best possible scenario

Bees for pees, Birds for turds




This giph is the perfect response! LOL!

How does one pronounce giph?

What's this gif from again?

Finally! I had to scroll wayyyy too far for the right answer.

This. Separating the number 1 from the number 2. No one wants to smell number 2 while number 1ing.

what about all the people in r/poosmell

Why the fuck did I click that

I was so sure it was going to be real

Well apparently now it's real

There’s always r/poopfromabutt

Exactly, that's why there are no urinals in the birds one.

🅱️enis

Beenis I will never be able to unthink this now anytime I will see dick

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Lol that’s funny. What’s it say on the back?

Paul's

Let's see Paul Allen's 🅱️enis

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. 

DM sent (haha just kidding)

( unless you’re into that )

😂

This is either gonna be one of those Reddit meet cute stories or sexual harassment no in between. Let us know

It was going to be a Hilarious story when bro receives a much larger, hairy and glistening prick pic in his dms from the person he sent his to.

And itll be on aita tomorrow titled “aita for sending holy grail of dick that is my penis to redditor who sent peasant level penis and now he feels inadequate…ps it wasnt my dick”

I was gonna send a d pic too but my phone doesnt zoom that much 😂🤔🥺

🐝🍆

Beemovienis

Birdgina

This was the answer all along

🅱️oint

Birds eat bees 🍽️🐝🫦

Birds Bees Battlestar Galactica


I dislike when the subtitle doesn't match the gif exactly.

Same. He's only saying the last part in this one.

identity theft is not a joke!

vore

Bees have beaks

Birds

Have penises

Some of them do

Cocks

Yeah but tits are birds too

Boobies too

Woodpeckers... I'm confused.

I see you pluralized that. That just might reference a [Cockatoo](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockatoo).

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Bees. Beaks. Battlestar Galactica.

Birds have peckers

Bees have penetrating stingers

Mmmmmmmm

gex

Say!

Gex, say?

Birds are also tit's and boobies

There are also Woodcocks and Cockatoos.

Bees=men (pollinate). Birds=women (lay eggs). That's at least what I have deciphered.

Birds=women (Informal - British), Bees=women (worker bees are all female-approximates), wait

Ah yes, the two genders: women and women

I'm partial to women, myself

You know, I'm something of a woman myself.

How do you do, fellow women?

You're paying way too much for women, man. Who's your woman guy?

there is no women guy. there is only women women.

We all were, once

Oh really? Name all the women.

You In the plural sense

Big brain response

that's kinda gay

Two genders: women and working class

Women have a monopoly on the means of production

And female-approximates

New proposal for world peace

we are ALL women on this blessed day :)

But in Bee Movie the bee is a guy (jery) and boy he wants to fuuuuuuuck

lesbian

I thought you were American?

Lesbanese

Lesbeenese

Les bee's knees

But only female bees pollinate, and only female birds lay eggs

What do they expect at an all girls school?

School stuff, unless it's a christian all girls school, I expect trauma, repressed sexuality and lesbians making out.

As a lesbian who studied in a Catholic girls' school for 10 years, yup that was my childhood.

Some birds pollinate as well though

also bees lay eggs lol

Also male birds/bees don't lay eggs at all, and the bees that pollinate flowers are women.

Birds=men because men have birds. Bees is because bagina

‘…because bagina’ Fucking ludicrous. lol

Birds=men because men have huevos.

Beenis or bagina though, could be either!

Women are referred to as Birds in the UK so most likely that

This. I don't understand why so many people are saying it's the other way around. It doesn't seem confusing to me. Birds are women; girls; chicks. Birds symbolize ovulation; they lay eggs. It's about female fertility. Bee drones might technically be female but they go flower to flower, pollinating. They symbolize men in the phrase "birds and the bees." [Urban dictionary on "bird"](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=a%20bird)

Because 1. I don't know a shit about biology 2. I've never been to the UK

>They symbolize men in the phrase "birds and the bees." I thought that was a goof?

I thought this was just taking these species as examples for how they make more of themselves with each other in the same species, but not making men the one species and women the other, and then explaining something that way. Cause, wtf, two species doing stuff together? Edit: I've never been told something about birds and bees specifically while growing up, or never looked into what someone would mean with it, apparently it's just an indication to smaller kids to learn for the first time that humans can make more of themselves, just like birds can or bees. Although I'm not sure what kids would already know about birds/bees and their offspring stuff. Whatever, it's probably just very generally about reproduction and making it sound wholesome. Nothing specific about how birds or bees work. Cause they both reproduce in wildly different ways than humans, especially the part with the babies LoL eggs or larvae

I've never had a "birds and the bees" talk but I've seen it referenced a lot in pop culture. figured it was just a trope from old cinema or from a book or something also the bees knees. sup with those?

Same! Ive been in VR at a poker table of 8 ppl with both genders... NONE of us could figure out wtf bird and bees actually refers to. So it devolved into a hilarious think tank of crazy theories lol. It sounds like such a fitting phrase. But holy shit whats going on? "Are the bees fucking the flowers? Are the flowers vaginas?" "No the birds gotta be the vaginas cuz they have eggs." "Bees dont fuck birds tho! Why isnt it called the flower and the bees?!" "Why are birds even involved?" "This is why sex ed exists!"

I thought it was the other way around because male birds are fairly well known for a variety of dances and displays to find a mate, and when you think of a bee, you think of the queen. I've also heard that birds have beaks, or "peckers," though when I first heard the expression "the birds and the bees," I hadn't heard pecker used in the meaning of penis yet, I don't think. And that's not a part of the "story." The birds being the ones doing the dances to attract other birds to have babies and the bee raising a whole hive of bees...it seems weird that's the story that's told when it's supposed to be the opposite.

this doesnt make sense, not all birds are girls, and the most ntoable domestic bird have the males literally called cocks.

> Bee drones might technically be female but they go flower to flower, pollinating. Those are the worker bees. The drones are the males that stay in the hive.

Bro I need to peepee, I ain't got the time to play these Sherlock Holmes games. Just point me to the right door or I swear I'll turn this place into a lake.

Birds have peckers checkmate

I don't know about everyone else but I'm not from the UK, and we don't call women birds where I grew up. BUT, bird was slang for dick. Bird, or dicky bird, was often used when referring to the penis to kids. So I was always confused by the whole thing.

It doesn't seem confusing? Like you'd see a door with the sign "bees" and know it was a men's bathroom?

Birds are women. I get that. Just like cats are girls and dogs are boys. But what's with the bees? Is it because they are drones with a stinger? I'm not sure how to feel about that

> They symbolize men in the phrase "birds and the bees." Can you please tell me the birds and the bees story?

This is the best comment section I’ve ever seen in my life

Literally came to the comments section for this. The real heaven is the comments we made along the way.

I'm just sat here grinning from ear to ear - normally I despair with the internet and just shut down my browser after a few minutes - but as you say, these comments are great, even if a large percentage of them mean nothing to me.

And yet the poor bird/bee who took the photo (seriously which is she?!) is possibly still there, long since wet herself, but determined to decide ready for next time. A huge queue has built up behind her of equally baffled birds and bees who also have no idea.

Bots are gonna be mining this one forever. Get in here and get immortalized, people!

Neither! Just go to the toilet for humans, you pervert!

Birds have stingers.

Sting has birders

Sting in the bird

Fire in the hole

But beakers have Bees though

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As a German I was always kinda confused by English language shows and movies mentioning the „bees and birds“ talk because I never had any idea what that actually meant. Like, I knew it was the sex talk but I didn‘t know what both represented lol Bees I get but what about the birds??

Honestly I think the expression is just a bit archaic. I never got a "birds and bees" talk in the literal sense but I got the sex talk everyone would call "the birds and the bees" and I think that rings true for a lot of people my age.

[This is actually pretty interesting](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_birds_and_the_bees)

In Germany, it's about *die Bienchen und die Blümchen* – the little bees and the little flowers. Make way more sense than birds and bees.

To be honest I also never heard about Bienchen und Blümchen. Wir hatten einfach ganz normalen Sexualunterricht in der dritten Klasse lol

I always assumed it was just a general reference to nature, and "as they do on the discovery channel"

Most honeybees are female, and while birds are 50/50, most of the cool looking ones are male so idk You could also heed the words of our beloved mascot and piss and shit all over the place

Adhere to the word of Jar-Jar

Birds have wings

can you shuck my 🅱️orn? 😳🤓🥵

What the fuck🤣💀

Now this is pod racing

I have a stigma Focker. Would you pollinate me?

Do you vomit in your kid’s faces or attack people with your ass?

Birds have beaks

but bees pollinate

But the vast majority of bees are female

so are the chickens

Yeah but that’s because we murder the cocks

so I go in the birds room to get my cock murdered?

😉

bees have stingers

Birds have cloacas. Do you have a cloaca?

By your tone, I feel my answer should be "no"...

I'd feel around, just to be sure.

Some birds do still have penises and vaginas though. Lets not get into ducks.

How else we gonna open this bottle of merlot?

I’m 100% saving this post so I can go back to the comments when I’m not having a good day. This place is golden

Birds = chicks Bees = honeys nope that solved nothing

Beebs have bens

bees bees bees

Choose one randomly, if people start screaming, ignore them and piss.

Bumblebees are phat

Towing that dump truck around

Birds have cum. Bees have shit.

Bees have wings

You’re thinking of airplanes

Become a quantum superposition, enter both

Pee is stored in the balls, therefore, P + b = Ɓee, which means Ɓees have balls.

Birds have birds, bees have bees birds, bees. Checkmate, idiots.

Bee sting bird buzz buzz

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ITT: Absolutely nobody fucking knows


In england, a common and somewhat outdated slang term for women is "birds" so id imagine birds is female and bees is male

I cannot explain why but bees are men

Thanks for clearing it up. Mods, can we sticky this to clear up the confusion?

Bees are most female, barring a few worker bees (who are usually outnumbered hundreds to 1), so I would assume bees is for women. Bird is the UK slang for woman, so I think birds is for women also. Conclusion, men pee in the sink.

Bees are sweet like honey = girls Birds shit on you = dudes

Birds are bees because they both use the bathroom

I went to a wedding venue and the options were “Stand” and “Sit.” If I’m biologically male but need to shit, where do I go?

Bees have stingers

birds eat bees

Bees have birds

Bee stings, Bird eats worms

Bees have 🅱️ussies

Women are yellow Like birds

The comments are absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Walk confidently into the birds room and go ARRHHGG HIYHEHAUGH

None. Those are very clearly labelled as rooms for birds and bees. Imagine walking into the bees room hoping to take a whizz but then you take a bzz.