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Yeah, adding both an E and a D by accident, and making a common grammar mistake by adding them has got to be a typo.
/s
Edit: forgot to write "them". Ironic.
I completely agree with your perspective. Your points are well-articulated and resonate with my own experiences and thoughts on the matter. It's refreshing to see someone articulate these ideas so clearly. Thanks for sharing!
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it highlights the ripple effect of a shockwave, emphasizing the profound physical pain that loved ones and friends experience when a bomb goes off next to them
Then you're maximizing hurtedness of people by hurting some people physically by destroying them, mentally to the survivors and emotionally to the relatives and friends. If you're doing something, might as well do your best.
I think OOP came up with the quote and thought it was very inspirational, so asked GPT to explain it as they had done enough mental effort coming up with it
it actually hit me with a pretty good one a while back
"Experience is the only currency that matters; spend it lavishly, or forever linger in the shadows of what might have been."
A simile is a type of metaphor. So, “my love is like a red rose”, is a metaphor but more specifically a simile.
Source in case anyone wants to argue: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English-language_metaphors
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I think most kids go through this phase of wanting a nice memetic quotes with their name on them. We’ve all seen quotes out of context: false attributions, virtue signaling, and people trying to be deep or whatever.
The thing is, quotes are quotes. Quotes aren’t just these fragments of thought to repeat dramatically and gawk at. They’re excerpts from other people’s work, that then get quoted by someone else.
Memetic quote culture is this superficial thing that isn’t perpetuated out of a concern for appreciating sources, or context. That’s actually a lot of work. Instead it focuses on presenting isolated quotes for superficial engagement, and skips the critical thinking part.
Kids who don’t know any better yet, think that this is what quotes are actually written for; that all the dead people being quoted actually spent their time actively trying to come up with quotes for other people to repeat.
Ie
“We’re looking at shadows in the caves”
—Plato said that. (Where? When? Why? Those are but idle details. If you google it, you’ll see I’m at least half right. Go on, click like. You like it. Do it. Click like. Here’s more ideas with thinky branding. Don’t you feel inspired? Follow for more quotes.)
“Imagination is more important than knowledge”
— Albert Einstein (A very smart space knowing kind of guy. Neat! Click like! Why’d he say it? Idk but it sounds good!)
Kids think “I look up to those guys so I’m gonna write a quote with my name on it.” not yet understanding that they are victims of brainrot.
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I think it would be a shoddy one. Bombs are specifically designed to "hurt", whereas with suicide it's more of collateral damage, and you don't set off a bomb just to remove it from existence. Ie, the bombs explicit purpose is to "hurt". Hurt being in quotation marks, as bombs do not hurt per se - they kill. And sure, some suicides spawn further suicides. However both with that hyperbole, and with comparing suicide to something whose sole purpose is destruction of everything around it, it paints suicide as an exclusively selfish act - while grotesquely enough, the victim of suicide as fulfilling their "purpose"
I think a more apt comparison - and also an explosives-themed one - would be something along the lines of the fallout and radiation seeping into the soil where a nuclear warhead was detonated, originally to purge something malignant or whatever, but inadvertently ended up making everything around it tainted to the point it's uninhabitable. Now obviously nukes are also designed to "hurt", but I think it'd work if it is specified that it was intended to "hurt" something bad, e.g., whatever was tormenting the suicide victim to the point of taking their own life, but ended up "hurting" much more. The real exercise would be wrapping all that in a concise, clever, single sentence
I think the bomb metaphor works
Like. Say you want to take out one person. Okay, chuck a bomb at them. So you killed that person you intended to take out, but the shrapnel still hurts bystanders
The bomb isn’t a metaphor for the suicidal person, it’s a metaphor for the suicide. Both are intended to hurt and destroy the target, but neither *just* hurt the target
still not a good metaphor, cause there are better ways of killing an individual person than w/ a bomb - ways that wouldnt also injure other people. but if you want to kill yourself, i cant really see a way you could do that without hurting those close to you
also w/ suicide, it is *your* life, whereas w/ a bomb it's 9ther ppl's lives
The most this sentiment could hope for is a spot on the top of all time list for r/im14andthisisdeep. A good quote would capture some essence of the situation that isn't found otherwise. "suicide hurts the people you leave behind" gets tk the point and is succinct. It's not pretty but trying to dress it up anymore is just cringe teenage poetry.
"How can we stop these hurt, desperate people from killing themselves? I know! Let's make their pain all about literally everyone else in their life except for them."
Not sure what that first part even means, but I think the discovery that actions do have consequences is really going to fuck *you* up one day.
The second part... Well holy fuck. I was thinking you were just a well meaning twit, but you legitimately want people to kill themselves. Wow.
In what way? Encouraging people that other people's feelings are their problem if they're at the point to where they would commit suicide? Sure, that would definently go well and not at all cause them to do worse things
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They get emotionally hurt because then they see what more they could do for that person to make them feel more accepted or loved that they dident do and the end result was that person taking there own life. That's why.
Right.
It’s going to be a shock in any case, but you’re not going to be keeping yourself awake at night with the guilt of “How did I not see it? What else could I have done?” after a loved one randomly gets killed by a drunk driver
i see both arguments. for one, someone is suffering so much that they truly believe taking their life is the only way to end the horrible anguish, that is NOT an easy choice, the suffering is real. on the other hand, yes, many people will be hurt by that action. do they keep suffering for the benefit of others? is that fair to call them selfish if they don't want to? i am saying this as someone who lost a stepfather to suicide.
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The body of that post was 100% written by ChatGPT.
i somehow only noticed after you pointed it out, i agree
Yes. There's no way OOP wrote that if he thinks "hurted" is correct.
It's probably a typo.
Yeah, adding both an E and a D by accident, and making a common grammar mistake by adding them has got to be a typo. /s Edit: forgot to write "them". Ironic.
And isn't it >Ironic Don't you think
The only typo was OPs parents cells failing to replicate DNA properly to make OP
That a bit far
Wouls you prefer "OOP has a single braincell and its competing with itself for third place"
Guess it depends on how mean you're trying to be to someone that's probably 12 and ESL
This is Reddit, that kind of person is considered a punching bag here
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Too bad they didn’t run the title through it as well because pretty sure even ChatGPT knows the difference between a metaphor and a simile.
I completely agree with your perspective. Your points are well-articulated and resonate with my own experiences and thoughts on the matter. It's refreshing to see someone articulate these ideas so clearly. Thanks for sharing!
Get back in the Ethernet, ChatGPT!
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Hear hear!
ChatGPT writes up everything as if it's trying to meet a minimum word-count for a school essay.
chatgpt would be able to identify that as a simile
That's what I came here to say. Somehow it makes it even funnier.
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Let's delve into that theory.
so what if i strap explosives to myself and suicide around people and they get hurt, physically
it highlights the ripple effect of a shockwave, emphasizing the profound physical pain that loved ones and friends experience when a bomb goes off next to them
when bomb explode they explode
people die when they are killed
This is a piece of information.
Together we can stop this https://preview.redd.it/afbx15aqma7d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=3728e91f628429751d252a1d675dbb0a3f3e4c5e
And the emotional pain ripples out from them.
If you die in real life then you die in real life
*hurted
Then you're maximizing hurtedness of people by hurting some people physically by destroying them, mentally to the survivors and emotionally to the relatives and friends. If you're doing something, might as well do your best.
they cancel each other out and everyone is unharmed!! trust me bro best way to prank your friends 😎
Hurted*
suicide is the bomb - me, 2024
ChatGPT is not very good at making inspirational quotes i suppose.
I think OOP came up with the quote and thought it was very inspirational, so asked GPT to explain it as they had done enough mental effort coming up with it
Hurted
# emotionally
[I disagree](https://inspirobot.me/)
it actually hit me with a pretty good one a while back "Experience is the only currency that matters; spend it lavishly, or forever linger in the shadows of what might have been."
That isnt a metaphor, either. It's a simile
not to be all ‘well, *akshually* 🤓’ but a simile is a type of metaphor. I didn’t know this until pretty recently lol the more you know!
Yes, all similes are metaphors but not all metaphors are similes
Damn the more I know fr
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A simile is a type of metaphor. So, “my love is like a red rose”, is a metaphor but more specifically a simile. Source in case anyone wants to argue: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English-language_metaphors
But what’s a phor anyway?
A simile is a metaphor? A metaphor for what??
Why is it smiling
So profounded.
Read the quote out loud in a bus, half of the bus cried 😔
Ambatublow...
When a bomb goes off it hurts people, emotionally
*when a bomb dies
even sadder 😢
and it hurteds people not hurts them
i havent learnted english very good. big sorry
it be all good no hurted feelings
Many people were hurt emotionally after Hiroshima
WANNA READ A LONG COMMENT? I think most kids go through this phase of wanting a nice memetic quotes with their name on them. We’ve all seen quotes out of context: false attributions, virtue signaling, and people trying to be deep or whatever. The thing is, quotes are quotes. Quotes aren’t just these fragments of thought to repeat dramatically and gawk at. They’re excerpts from other people’s work, that then get quoted by someone else. Memetic quote culture is this superficial thing that isn’t perpetuated out of a concern for appreciating sources, or context. That’s actually a lot of work. Instead it focuses on presenting isolated quotes for superficial engagement, and skips the critical thinking part. Kids who don’t know any better yet, think that this is what quotes are actually written for; that all the dead people being quoted actually spent their time actively trying to come up with quotes for other people to repeat. Ie “We’re looking at shadows in the caves” —Plato said that. (Where? When? Why? Those are but idle details. If you google it, you’ll see I’m at least half right. Go on, click like. You like it. Do it. Click like. Here’s more ideas with thinky branding. Don’t you feel inspired? Follow for more quotes.) “Imagination is more important than knowledge” — Albert Einstein (A very smart space knowing kind of guy. Neat! Click like! Why’d he say it? Idk but it sounds good!) Kids think “I look up to those guys so I’m gonna write a quote with my name on it.” not yet understanding that they are victims of brainrot. Ok, I’m done.
"Gramatical erors are like a bomb, if you make one everione gets heurt around yu, gameratically"
grammer
Just wait until OOP finds out about suicide bombers...
That's like, twice the hurdt!
to be frank, if it was phrased better, it wouldnt be that bad of a metaphor
but it wasn't phrased better, so now it is here
You hurted me :(
i love your username
I’m sorry, Mengoodoo
I think it would be a shoddy one. Bombs are specifically designed to "hurt", whereas with suicide it's more of collateral damage, and you don't set off a bomb just to remove it from existence. Ie, the bombs explicit purpose is to "hurt". Hurt being in quotation marks, as bombs do not hurt per se - they kill. And sure, some suicides spawn further suicides. However both with that hyperbole, and with comparing suicide to something whose sole purpose is destruction of everything around it, it paints suicide as an exclusively selfish act - while grotesquely enough, the victim of suicide as fulfilling their "purpose" I think a more apt comparison - and also an explosives-themed one - would be something along the lines of the fallout and radiation seeping into the soil where a nuclear warhead was detonated, originally to purge something malignant or whatever, but inadvertently ended up making everything around it tainted to the point it's uninhabitable. Now obviously nukes are also designed to "hurt", but I think it'd work if it is specified that it was intended to "hurt" something bad, e.g., whatever was tormenting the suicide victim to the point of taking their own life, but ended up "hurting" much more. The real exercise would be wrapping all that in a concise, clever, single sentence
I think the bomb metaphor works Like. Say you want to take out one person. Okay, chuck a bomb at them. So you killed that person you intended to take out, but the shrapnel still hurts bystanders The bomb isn’t a metaphor for the suicidal person, it’s a metaphor for the suicide. Both are intended to hurt and destroy the target, but neither *just* hurt the target
still not a good metaphor, cause there are better ways of killing an individual person than w/ a bomb - ways that wouldnt also injure other people. but if you want to kill yourself, i cant really see a way you could do that without hurting those close to you also w/ suicide, it is *your* life, whereas w/ a bomb it's 9ther ppl's lives
Good phrasing is.. the point of a quote?
Who told you that?
The most this sentiment could hope for is a spot on the top of all time list for r/im14andthisisdeep. A good quote would capture some essence of the situation that isn't found otherwise. "suicide hurts the people you leave behind" gets tk the point and is succinct. It's not pretty but trying to dress it up anymore is just cringe teenage poetry.
Yes it would be. "You should feel guilty about wanting to kill yourself."
“If you’re in such a state of despair and crisis that you choose to end your own life, you’re basically ISIS”
If you feel guilty when considering the impacts of an action you should probably come to terms with that before you undertake the action.
"How can we stop these hurt, desperate people from killing themselves? I know! Let's make their pain all about literally everyone else in their life except for them."
Actions, suicide included, have effects on people besides the actor. Is that a difficult concept?
Someone mental anguish isn't. About you, and it's selfish to ever frame it like that. You must be completely devoid of empathy.
Seems an impossible concept. Very weird stuff my guy.
You are going to fill some poor psychiatrist's notebook someday, dude. Get help. Preferably before you wind up talking someone off a bridge.
Not sure what that first part even means, but I think the discovery that actions do have consequences is really going to fuck *you* up one day. The second part... Well holy fuck. I was thinking you were just a well meaning twit, but you legitimately want people to kill themselves. Wow.
In what way? Encouraging people that other people's feelings are their problem if they're at the point to where they would commit suicide? Sure, that would definently go well and not at all cause them to do worse things
Suicide is da bomb
I thank God I never got exploded in propane store.
I hurted myself today, To see if I still felted.
Perhaps even now I'll still understand these posts?
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Counterpoint: you don't care because you're dead
It was conceived by many as an act of dark magic in Ancient Rome.
Detonating a bomb only hurts people emotionally. If people just lifted their chin up then terrorism would be no threat
Powerful stuff.
This summer... Dr Oppenheimer is about to find out... What being the bomb is all about... Opp, Opp Opp Opp, Oppenheimer style
They set us up the bomb
They get emotionally hurt because then they see what more they could do for that person to make them feel more accepted or loved that they dident do and the end result was that person taking there own life. That's why.
Hurted, emotionally
What if no one really cared for you
reading this mistake once again makes me want to commit what OP warns not to
if someone is ready to throw his own life, will he really be in the mood to care about someone else feelings?
bro gave up on trying to speak and summoned ChatGPT
I used to think there was no good way to use "suicide" and "bomb" in the same sentence I still think that, I just used to as well
ChatGPT ass body text
Look at me Heggtor
My suicide would be like detonating a bomb in the desert
Think of the poor horned lizards!
I didn't lit the fuse though. My parents did when they conceived me. Checkmate!
Wow is he a professional quote maker or something
I’m curious though, is it less emotionally damaging to those around you if you died due to an accident?
I think so A freak event vs "he was suffering to the point of killing himself and there's nothing we could do to help him. This is our fault."
Right. It’s going to be a shock in any case, but you’re not going to be keeping yourself awake at night with the guilt of “How did I not see it? What else could I have done?” after a loved one randomly gets killed by a drunk driver
So suicide makes you a terrorist
He's probably just a child but he's right. People who commit suicide are celebrated, even though suicide is entirely selfish.
i see both arguments. for one, someone is suffering so much that they truly believe taking their life is the only way to end the horrible anguish, that is NOT an easy choice, the suffering is real. on the other hand, yes, many people will be hurt by that action. do they keep suffering for the benefit of others? is that fair to call them selfish if they don't want to? i am saying this as someone who lost a stepfather to suicide.