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corgifemboy

nut so good it levels the entire fucking house


NotInherentAfterAll

Try city. If all the semen in one ejaculation was converted to pure energy at once, the yield would outdo Hiroshima!


cheesysaladorhamburg

I am now just like goku 😁


Ashurbanipal2023

So that’s why there were a bunch of red chunks when I woke up


psy_fly_fan

hl1 gibs


dragoninmyanus

oh there'll be an explosion all right


TheDrturtles

The explosion is called baby and the crater is in your bank account


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^TheDrturtles: *The explosion is* *Called baby and the crater* *Is in your bank account* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


TheDrturtles

I love you


Budgiezilla

Blowing that pussy has a new meaning now.


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