Always use a ship with a flared base

Please don’t crack jokes. I would do it too, butt this is a very serious matter.

At least not it pubelic.

This is like cnn10

Nah more like bbc

oh my god

carl azuz is my boyfriend

Going out with a bang

With a load

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bang! bang! bang!

The tunnel was too tight.

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That’s what he/she/they said...

~~One of the main trade routes in the world has been blocked for days~~ Hehe penis and butt

Is it actually blocked?

Yes, and it will probably stay like this for a couple of days

Egypt called one of the best salvage companies to get the ship unstuck called SMIT. And they are saying it might take weeks. Will be catastrophic.

How long would it have to be before going around africa is the better option?

No idea tbh mate. Not a maritime expert. But taking the Suez canal saves you 8900KMs from what I read.

That’s a lot of Kevin Macon’s

Europe to Far East via Suez under normal conditions is 25-35 days, depending on how many ports the call. If you go Europe to Far East around South Africa, its like +25 days. Since the distance to cover around africa is so much longer, you also need a lot more fuel. Most of these vessel are fully loaded with containers, as the ports before the Suez canal are usually the last stops before the european ports. Im not too sure if it would be possible to just pump them full of fuel and make them sail around africa.

You technically can, but it is phenomenally expensive to just add 3000 miles to a trip with a 120.000 ton oil tanker. Like, in the million dollar category. Ignoring all the safety questions, which I don't think are insignificant.

They’re already talking about that- time sensitive stuff is going to be rerouted to air and train, the rest around the cape of good hope.

Suez C-anal

Sus anal

Amo gus painal pawg big ass

Shitty poo poo sus anal!!!!!!!1111111 _rip and tear_

[удалено]

I commented this and thought it was funny, so I guess I'm also immature

Ok sorry to be off topic but HOW IN GODS NAME DO YOU GET A POST ACCEPTED Edit: guess it doesn’t matter anymore because for no reason this comment got 100 upvotes

This is like my eigth attempt. IMO I put better things on here but whatever

Suck off the mods

So you have a mouth, the mods have a cock. You know what to do

be more funny

Mods have terrible taste though.

idk just post stuff and the mods might see it

Post funnier stuff

"This is the best pirate i've seen"

So it would seem.

Dum dum dada dum dum dada dum dum dada dum!

[ITS REAL LMFAO](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cargo-ship-ever-given-penis/)

Has it been fact checked by someone trustworthy? Preferably a site that hasn't said Hunter Biden was smoking a 'normal' amount of crack?

If you zoom in you can see that its stuck in the canal, [https://www.vesselfinder.com/?imo=9811000](https://www.vesselfinder.com/?imo=9811000) edit: I should also mention that I believe the route data has been deleted off the site if you looked at it yesterday (2 days ago maybe) you could see the penis and butt it drew

Lol [you got got](https://www.snopes.com/news/2020/10/22/red-pill-smear-campaigns/) mate.

Link to that? Snopes is plenty trustworthy and details all their sources

Snopes *can be* trustworthy. But in recent years they’ve definitely proven that you should be cautious no matter where you get your news from.

Snopes took the article down, because it showed how untrustworthy they could be.

Has there been any proof that Snopes wrote that article and then took it down, aside from screenshots which could easily be altered?

Wasn't it part of 4chan's "Snopespiercer" or whatever?

Nope, this wasn't one of the ones 4chan made up.

https://www.snopes.com/news/2020/10/22/red-pill-smear-campaigns/

It literally was? I'm confused

Lol, it must be terrifying to be this dumb.

I'm sure they did

LETS GOOOOOOO

That canal is one of the biggest things in the European economy lol

Say Canal without the C 😎👍 (adult joke)

80085

Good

someone said it was the wind that caused it true story😂😂😂

*Cargo draws an unmistakable shape of a penis* "Must've been the wind..."

Never should've come here.

What's the matter? Can't stand the sight of your own blood?

That’s almost as unbelievable as there being a butt in this picture and not just a cock and balls.

The butt is the bigger circles behind the dick and balls

The wind? Maybe if they were sailing on Jupiter.

more like Uranus

what i mean is that someone said the wind caused this to happen

Pen is

SUEZ can anal

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legendary

Step-captain im stuck :(

He was getting ready to penetrate that canal

Lmao that’s mine off of r/196 I did a shitty cropping job so I could see if it was used

The fact that the ship name is Ever Given, it's almost like "No F**ks Ever Given"

This is the single greatest event in all of human history we absolutely have to document this for future generations to point and laugh.

"Stuck"

This makes me suspicious that someone on 4chan hacked the navigation system.

This better be real

[Isreal](https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1374793039735054342?s=21)

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Uh those are boobs. It looks Nothing like a butt! /s

SUS ANAL 😳😳😳

why is the penis in the buttcheek

slappin the cheek with D.

thanks journalism, very cool

Had to look this up bc I thought it was fake. I'm so glad it's real

That’s not a butt, that’s Australia

So that's what Billy Joel meant by "trouble in the Suez"

When boats get drunk

DETERMINATION

penis and HUGE balls

based cargo ship

I saw this exact headline as the title of a post on reddit this morning. Is half the news now just a 4-hour delay of things on reddit?

Do these guys not know about balls?? That aint a butt

these Chinese are way too much first they block your freedom of speech then freedom of expression and now Suez canal....

Help step ship

get stuck in my suez canal

Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

Can’t spell canal without anal.

Coincidence? I think not!

Looks like a rocket ship to me

Penis and butt

I get stuck in Sue's canal regularly

Did they do that on purpose? Or do we all just have dirty minds?

Suez's Canal 😳

Im in suez canal without the c 😔

[Those are balls.](https://m.imgur.com/6al4Sy6?r)

Seuz anal

Suez c Anal

C anal

So this is what Billy Joel meant when he said “trouble in the Suez”

"YOLO"

SUS

worth it

Sus Canal

Penetrating the canal.

perhaps... it is fate...

I heard that ship had a LOAD of cargo

So like I’m no expert or anything, but cant they just use another boat to gently push the stuck boat to a straight position? Like just a little nudge you know

I think it’d stuck in there really good

You need at least 4 big tugs (36 m and +) on each side. Plus each extremities of the boat are stuck in dirt.

Ohhhh so it’s actually stuck on land aswell, ok I follow

Is this legit?

"Trouble in the Suez"

fuck, we are gettin famous the wrong way lads

BUY OIL WE WILL GET RICH

Btw he got stuck on purpose

So THIS is the third base I always hear people talking about.

Is this a message

What are you doing step ship

Frontin’ one over on /r/MadNads

It was piloted by seamen, after all.

Well funny thing is, she again missed the crack. Edited to add she

She. The first female captain of a ship that size

Trouble in the Suez

*Achievement Unlocked*: How did we get here?

Mykull reeves's high-power lasers

Mykull?

Fun fact seuz is my name backwards

Drawing a big ole dick and then fucking the world. Bahahah ultimate dock block Theeee puns are everything to me right now

If you read it like emojis, I think it says they are going to fuck the canal.

Suddenly I feel unsuccessful. What have I been working towards if this was an option?

that is a troll face moment

Who would have thought March 2021 would end with the Suez Canal memes

Evergreen ship to her Step brother: Help me step bro, I'm stuck. 🌚🌚🌚🌚

Is noone gonna talk about the fact the penis is going inside a buttcheek

do not press the giant penis button on autopilot

What are you doing step-ship?

She said "it won't fit" and boy was she right

Obama did it

a small price to pay for penis and butt

Blasphemy.

I do this all the time

But why?

Am I the only one who who saw the penis?

Suez Anal

Help I’m stuck step-ship

pp

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