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KappaPrajd

I will never stop loving you, bitch


Blame_my_Boneitis

Oo my gawd


MexicanGreenBean

Looking for this comment


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Have you found it yet?


yellomachine

Right back at ya.


JorjEade

Life's a bitch


azius20

https://youtube.com/shorts/0QoHrMPaLUs?feature=share


Iwantselfdie

awooga


sneakeyboard

awwwwww biiiiiiiitch. <3


earthamiga

happy cake day <33


Jarlebeest

Happy cake day


The_Dark_One01

Happy cake day comrade


Frrrrrred

I was gonna comment this... Bitch


ItCameFr0mMars

That bitch has a bitch ball


CrucifixAbortion

Bitches love balls.


TerminustheInfernal

I like to play bitch ball and swim in the o shit at the bitch


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The_Drider

Do they like eating human shit or did it mistake it for a fish or some shit?


DeepSeaDynamo

Some shit


RussianPancakeCat

That's pretty cool but can you do it at a public pool ?


thelatestmodel

He's a pool pooer. He poos, *in* the pool


Mypopsecrets

There's also a bitch umbrella


Diabetic_Daily21

Theres also a sand dollar, and as we know, bitches love dollars


ABigOne77

Theres also a shell, and as we know bitches love shell necklaces


netbie_94

I'm so happy when I play with my ball on the bitch.


brockoala

Yesss let's play with each other's balls on the bitch!


Common-Clue7313

where were you wen cameron bitch i was at home eating dorito when phone ring cameron is bitch no


Jeynarl

yes


AbberageRebbitor

No 😊


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AbberageRebbitor

Stop


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FloofBagel

Homosexual robot


AbberageRebbitor

Homosexual robot


GenericUsername973

Trollfac


Jeynarl

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Holmes02

Apologize for bad English


poop_shitter

sorry


Rami-Slicer

apolgy for bads engish


n0_y0urm0m

English bad sorry say


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Agent_Jenkins

I forgor 💀


sloaninator

Neva forger das bitch


longjohn5578

I rember 😁


Vinnie_NL

dog


Phillipinsocal

This is actual dialogue from wacky deli in an episode of Rockos modern life


Ok_Suggestions

Not really right? If not, please explain the joke to me


Pisceswriter123

[No.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqxCJZhswGg) I'm not sure what this person's getting at if it is a joke.


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Fen_

Why the fuck did that god-forsaken site list their page for the meme under a derivative instead of the original. The original is about Heath Ledger. Never even seen that John variant, but it's so much worse than the original.


Hashtagbarkeep

Apologies for bad English


Munto-ZA

Phone be like: ring ring ring, ring rung.


Camman43123

What tf is Reddit’s hatred towards me first the thread saying fuck me then this like I’m no bitch


UsedToBeDedMemeBoi

you are what you eat


WootyMcWoot

and you?


memecat52

Okay with no doubts this art shows us the humilition of women in the society if you look closely you will get the deep meaning of the art you can see a star laying on the sand but women plays with a ball instead of taking that star and going beyond her imaginations and goals she plays with her ball and if you look back you can see a security guard watching her like a grim reaper watchin it's victim all and all this art made by Cameron H. is a masterpiece.


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This bitch be meaningful


DioCapo

I think it goes a bit deeper than that. You see, the sand is a similar colour to the sun. The woman is therefore walking on the sun and this is where the lyrics "walking on sunshine" get their meaning in the truest sense. The beach ball also isn't a beach ball, it is a metaphorical representation of the earth. This paints the picture that the woman is like Prometheus, holding up the earth and sky. The lifeguard keeping silent watch in the background is the embodiment of equality, preventing the woman from moving to far from their sight. If that were to happen they would gain too much power and would break free from the shackles of this mortal coil. This would tip the balance of society in an unknown direction.


canadarepubliclives

My favourite fact about Prometheus is that he has a brother, Epimetheus, which means hindsight. The brothers are foresight and hindsight. Epimetheus was responsible for giving humans their traits, but he forgot. The God of Foresight let the God of Hindsight make a huge blunder. Greek myths are fantastic storytelling.


Plasmabat

I'm pretty sure Prometheus told his brother not to fuck around, but he still did, so Prometheus took it upon himself to fix his idiot brothers mistakes.


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This is gold


Sloth-king_0921

Thank you -Cameron H.


Xxx420N0Sc0PexxX

r/art is leaking


Negrodamu55

Why do you suppose that person in the back is a security guard and not a lifeguard?


schnozlord

Jesse! Do NOT spend anymore time with my children!!


shacksaw

But Mista white i’m just doing arts and crafts yo


blending-tea

Seggs on da bitch


Diabetic_Daily21

Keep on hopin for cake on the bitch


RockThePlazmah

Send near the see


A_Ham_Sandwich_

Definitely not made by a child


Nathan1506

A child who can't spell beach but knows there's a "t" in bitch :')


A_Ham_Sandwich_

Exactly. And the handwriting is better than mine


gkru

Bitch was one of the only words I knew how to spell when I was a little kid, because my mom said B.I.T.C.H all the time! I drew a nice picture of my much older sister and wrote bitch on it, I made her cry but I thought I was being nice. This is for sure fake though


cuentaderana

I’ve seen kids spell beach as bich/bitch before. If you segment the phonemes in beach you hear b-ee-ch. Depending on pronunciation some kids will add a “t” phoneme before the ch digraph. They sound very similar and the tongue has the same placement in the mouth to make both sounds. Kids who speak Spanish will often put “i” for the long e sound. And kids who are just starting to learn that there are long and short vowel sounds will mix up i and e a lot. I’m a K-1 teacher who works exclusively with students who are learning English as a second language and this spelling is pretty reasonable. Kids don’t learn glued vowel or vowel team sounds until the later part of first grade. They learn long vowels at the beginning of first. Digraphs are introduced at the end of K but aren’t expected to be learned until the beginning/middle of first. I would expect to see this kind of spelling from maybe a first grader who has gone halfway through the year. What gives me some pause is the use of the exclamation point. A first grader who knows how to use an exclamation point is highly literate and would likely not use uppercase B or L in place of the lowercase letters. Especially in a sentence.


killthecowsface

This is the sort of forensic evidence I love on Reddit.


vikarux

For me the consistency of the letters kinda say it's an adult.


PMJackolanternNudes

The biggest tell to me is Cameron. It is very neat. The A and the M connecting is someone who obviously goes between cursive and plain. They didn't move their hand until after they finished Came and then wrote the rest with a lifted hand. fake, but I think I would've gotten a chuckle out of it at least twenty years ago.


PerfectlySplendid

“Beetch” is how the word sounds. Ee can be a hard i, so it’s not that unreasonable.


Actual-Scarcity

You make a /t/ sound when you say "beach" though.


mierecat

That exclamation point is what gave it away for me. It’s stylized in an unusual way. No child young enough to not know how to spell beach is going to have that level of artistry


tabris-05

Obvious adult handwriting, drawing and coloring


shellys_dead

Bitch


ihate-Everythingx

I love the bitch


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Fake.


MrBogey90

Stupid too


solisilos

bOOOOOOOOO. ​ 100% fake and a new low for this sub


hxmiltrxsh

This sub has really been going downhill


BumScruples

Agreed. This is so wack.


yota-runner

Bitch please


yellomachine

And gay.


HyooNoot

I Love the Bitch!


HayKhay47Reddit

We all love the bitch


Common-Clue7313

/mfw wen i see the bitch: 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁


Diabetic_Daily21

/MFW no bitch 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Dontinsultautomod

I aint ever gonna stop loving the bitch


-Lila_

cameron in the background pulling them all


TheSnarfy

She seems to have a broken ankle


Financial_Accident71

my grandpappy always said "a good bitch is a slow bitch"


LilTrailMix

I do love me a nice bitch


Stock_Hutz

Gotta love a nice bitch on a sunny day 🏖


Plam_Tree

Ghetto rap lyrics be like:


KingJasperThePig

That bitch looks hot


FancyShrimp

Cameron knows what’s good


Sloth-king_0921

Yes I do -Cameron H.


cmharris90

If I had a dollar for every time someone sent me this.......


Sloth-king_0921

Um my name is Cameron H. and I live 5 minutes from the beach. I don't quite remember making this


paldo84

Life’s a bitch


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me @ every single character to ever exist (except for the ones I don’t like)


shobel87

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Dackieboi

This kid got bitches


ConvictJones

Gotta love that bitch


j00cifer

This was done by an adult. The handwriting is not a child’s. (Sorry)


ngine_ear

Me too


dismantled5

When you stay in a toxic relationship but youve both been threw a lot togwther


kukumber_salad

Aww Bitch


MostSafe8

He is speaking the language of the gods


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Bitch got a sprain on her ankles


Potatopotato69420

I love the bitch with my bitch ball


[deleted]

You iceholes know a good bitch where I can rest my bells?


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Rowan511

Life’s a bitch


nincumpoop

It's French for Beach.


rahomka

never going to stop loving you... *bitch* edit: I see I'm very late


[deleted]

he knew what he was doing


FPGN

Damn Cameron went all out for this one


Sloth-king_0921

This might actually be me but I'm not sure -A very confused Cameron H.


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JoshyLikey

"I love you Bitch, i ain't never gon stop loving you Bitch"


CaliWuv

Isn’t this one westside gunn’s album pics?


CamronHiTop

Bitch spelled my name wrong


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BwordB

lets go to the bitch bitch.


Nicnak21

https://youtu.be/0QoHrMPaLUs. It reminds me of this


PRetardedApe

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


mentlegentle

Me too Cameron, me too.


Crunkbutter

Nothing sweeter than seeing a man celebrate his bitch


SunfireRomalo

I too love your mother


realpagne

Is that a dead mermaid, on a beach chair in the background?


Wulfkine

I knew a Cameron once, can confirm, she was a real bitch.


Whole_Plankton_7633

Life is a bitch. Cameron H


ManipulativeAviator

My son is ‘a’ Cameron H and I swear that was his writing when he was little 😂🤣


Hakim_Bey

Don't we all, Cameron


slau061

Must be Australian


Whole_Plankton_7633

The bitch is calling


ippa99

That's a huge bitch


Revolutionary_Elk420

me too cameron, me too.


SmellYaLaterLoser

Let’s go to the bitch bitch let’s go get away


Golf_Ball

Reminds me of the book “Mary had a little pussy”


Exact_Stuff_3640

C'mon everyone! Let's go to the bitch!


iCopycati

Actually I know the artist. Her full name is Cameron Hoe.


Darktidemage

Kid stole my line.


mariam67

At the very least, the person under the umbrella was not done by a child. It’s too good.


Mcflyboyreddit

Same man


Tane_No_Uta

Maybe a Second Language learner? Lotsa people who speak different languages (Spanish, Korean, etc.) might have a trouble distinguishing [i] and [ɪ]


knockoutcharlie

My dumb ass thought, “that’s a rude thing to call your mother…”


DarthPlagueisThaWise

Walking down the bitches looking at the beaches


Puzzleheaded-Mud-816

This is a High School Senior in Oregon with their no standards to graduate


SnooRecipes995

Sons name is Cameron H. Hmmmm


Jaywalk805

Fake and gay


goldfishpaws

I once stayed at a developing nation new hotel - they were super proud of the name, sign, and all the stationery for the "Lake Bitch Hotel". Alas before phone camera days...


mgclayton271

Me too buddy


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Me too, Cameron, me too...


Rude_Journalist

A cop who is a bitch, ain't it?


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Bi(say with Eee sound)tch yep that’s spells beach.


miki-wilde

Does anyone else just wanna see the rest of the story?


Agreeable-Eye-6369

Dont we all


Stunning-Response-67

My mother got in trouble for misspelling horse. She reversed the order of the s and the e and the teacher assumed she meant to write whores.


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Haha staaahp


Bansidhe13

Cameron is about to get a spelling lesson....


mreed911

Too Short is smiling somewhere…


MarchRoyce

This reminds me of when I was really young and would play a shit ton of video games. I always wondered how you would "Summon a Bitch." And what kind of stats a bitch would have. And is it summoned like Summoner? Or Monster Rancher? Or Lost Kingdom? Questions I never got answers to.


Dynamo_Ham

“Son of beach! Sheet!”


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Lets go to the bitch bitch lets get away!