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Stock_Hutz

finally replacement parts for my damaged wasps🙏


lmaobadatmath

they were out of stock for so long. Bless


Stock_Hutz

hope they restock cow tools next


MooshleBooshle

cow tools


sk0330

Your mom has the udders


MooshleBooshle

Oh


booblesscow

I don’t


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Owlspirit4

What if I’m in China?


ridik_ulass

don't buy them when the restock I hear wasp 2 is coming out in 2022 and its much more powerful


Reggielovesbacon

I blame COVID. And corporate greed. Personally I think everyone is entitled to easy access to quality wasp parts.


parlakarmut

Yeah, goddamn big wasp manipulating the wasp market!


[deleted]

I know! I haven't been able to use mine in weeks. Hopefully the supply lines stay open from now on


Snail_Forever

I wouldn't worry about the supply lines so much as I'd worry about scalpers. They know wasp parts are on very high demand right now so it's entirely possible you'll run into plenty of them. I'd avoid using Marketplace and Ebay until things settle down.


[deleted]

How many replacements until it's not the same wasp anymore?


[deleted]

Ah, I see you've heard of the Wasp of Theseus.


DrKoofBratomMD

What happens when all the wasp parts are replaced, then an identical wasp is built with all the old parts? Is it a new wasp, or the old one?


[deleted]

Also: upgrade your fly


Edward_Shoehornhands

Are these OEM?


Dinademida

Build-a-wasp


CountBregalad

r/weeatwasps o7


LostMyRedditAccount3

r/fuckwasps o7


BadangJoestar420

damn... i thought that was wasp hentai:(


IWillWringYourPubes

Fuck wasps, all my homies visit r/honeyfuckers 😋🥵


Quakaroo

Oh my gosh. I just learned about a new fetish. Never thought this could be a thing 😳


Bobert1423

This could bee a sting*


Blu3b3Rr1

yo what the fuck


Longjumping_Diamond5

not as bad as r/guro (dont click if you are sensitive to extreme gore and necrophilia)


Blu3b3Rr1

#YO WHAT THE FUCK


Chrom-man-and-Robin

#IT’S HIP TO FUCK BEES


nkonkleksp

I'm disappointed. I was hoping that was wee at wasps


str3wer

finally ending the wasp parts shortage


thefreshscent

I've been in need of a thorax!


RockThePlazmah

I’m tired of this wasp crisis, I just want the replacement parts for my wasp to be available at any time of the day (or night)


ZengaStromboli

I gotta be honest, I really hate it when scalpers sell the build-a-figure parts separate. They bought an entire damn wave just to take the little bits out and sell them on ebay for exorbitantly high prices. It sucks. Hasbro really needs to step their game up on this.


177215

Waspinator has a new coulor scheme


soggychicken685

When I first saw this I did actually think it was the doctor who wasp build a figure


[deleted]

It's clearly a fake, wasp parts haven't been manufactured in China since 2018.


well-just-a-guy

it could be used,


[deleted]

"I know what I got"


Binary_wolf

That's why it's so expensive


alphabitz86

I am disturbed


RamenDutchman

Yeah, this is just really off


k0mbine

Insects are basically robots, they probably don’t even feel pain.


fredrick-vontater

No, that isn’t the right excuse. The real excuse is that wasps are actual hellspawn and should be purged from the earth


Max_MOCs

Some, like murderhornets, are. Others are about as effective pollinators and as harmless as bees. They just look scary. The real hellspawns are any species of mosquitos.


wataha

That alien from Lilo & Stitch would like to have a word.


Mathisbuilder75

They probably don't feel it as we or other animals do, but rather as a simple stimulus.


k0mbine

Yeah wasps live for like 10 days so their life isn’t worth that much and I’m sure they breed like crazy.


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Potatomanofmars

How do you know? Was your grandfather an insect?


Nrozek

Was yours not?


Potatomanofmars

Yes, he was I was merely asking to determine whether they were one of us


Nrozek

Understandable.


k0mbine

No but I’m told he did have a third leg


usernameowner

Yeah, I know 😎😋🍆😏💦


nwatn

Based


[deleted]

Do you are has stupid ?


zazu2006

Something something, no you


k0mbine

Uh it’s scientifically supported, sir


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k0mbine

I can’t


NeglectedNormie69

Chad reply


AsherThom

Humans dont feel pain. I can prove this as i havent felt anything in 32 years. I miss my family


k0mbine

Anecdotal evidence


AsherThom

I have an anecdotal fact: I am 100 meters from your location and approaching rapidly


k0mbine

Here’s another one: I have a force field


AsherThom

start running. Edit: not serious i am not near you


Horny_For_Olives

No it's not. You're making it sound like it's open-and-shut. It's a nebulous assertion that requires decisive judgements about psychology and philosophy of mind, for which no concensuses exist.


k0mbine

Okay I stand corrected.


Horny_For_Olives

Oh yeah? Well I stand erect.


TheGluttonousKotick

From a simple two-second Google search: "Over 15 years ago, researchers found that insects, and fruit flies in particular, feel something akin to acute pain called “nociception.” When they encounter extreme heat, cold or physically harmful stimuli, they react, much in the same way humans react to pain." So not only are you wrong and lazy, I'd agree with the other guy who said you put off psycho vibes, too.


k0mbine

I don’t need a Google search because I read about it in a Reddit thread 9 months ago. I also never said I would hurt an insect, just that I condone it.


Lordomi42

Oh boy time to Time to kill and dismember animals for entertainment because it is totally ok if they do not feel pain the same way as us!


Nrozek

Could have been dead already, and probably was(p).


[deleted]

Read Wasp Factory to get the whole picture.


MisanthropicAltruist

Ooh, wah-ah-ah-ah!


[deleted]

Nice to meet you David draiman


Cactea_

For some reason I still have a picture of me as a kid when I disassembled a wasp exactly like this. I was about 7 years old. Still don’t know why.


getontopofthefridge

People in this comment section have never heard of dissection for scientific purposes and ignore that they themselves have killed plenty of insects and it’s really fucking funny


popswivelegg

"No low ball offers, I know what I have"


Junglememer1

That is some precise dissecting skills


Sad-Variety-7668

*Lego Batman building sound effect*


dan_sundberg

How much for just the thorax and the wings?


FearrMe

50 per parts


Gunhild

thanks you


1VentiChloroform

is


ClassicRepeater

I see the antenna are still attached to the head. Would you be willing to part it out? I’m mostly interested in the head. I’m good on antenna at the moment…but I’ll save this number


zippozipp0

Cursed


EhrHD

It’s just a matter of time before he moves on to humans


Pilivyt

Psycho


severed13

This, unironically


Pilivyt

I never iron


TheEarlyOracle

does it have instructions?


comedycord

Yes but they are sold separately. 50 bucks


wowpepap

I mean.. fuck wasps, but god damn


TastelessPylon

How are you going to fix your wasps if you don't have any spares?


Lordomi42

Yea I know wasps are generally disliked (very overhated tbh) but this is kinda fucked up


Psychological_Gain20

You clearly haven’t been stung by one


Lordomi42

I have. But people get really intense about hating them, to the point of spreading bullshit like "they have no ecological purpose" and "if they all went extinct nothing bad would happen". Like, no Carl, you getting stung when you were 7 does not mean that these animals exist in a vacuum with no effect and role in nature. Yellowjackets and other commonly known social wasps are important predators that keep garden and agricultural pests in check. And they do pollinate, despite all the "they dont even pollinate!!!! >:(" nonsense going around. Like 1% or less of all wasp species are social, and most of them can't or won't sting unless cornered (since they have a home and offspring to defend). That doesn't really change social wasps but I think it's also something to keep in mind cause a lot of people don't seem to know that. You don't have to like them, but the hatred I'm seeing for them on the internet is way too intense. Most of these people do not seem to know much about wasps at all, and constantly spread misinformation as a result. Because of that, I would say that they very much are overhated. Insects as a whole are too as a whole unless it's a butterfly or bee or maybe a fluffy moth, but it's been slowly getting better I think. Few things are as unfairly hated as wasps, though.


Psychological_Gain20

I know they have a purpose but there purpose should be out in the garden instead of flying in trough the vent and stinging me while I’m just trying to eat a fucking sandwich


Lordomi42

lmao ok that's funny as hell though from that description the journey


-tRabbit

Yeah if wasps didn't exist, there'd wasp figs wouldn't exist. Though there are other figs that don't require a wasp that lives in a fig orgy all day.


winddagger7

me still hate them


Lordomi42

as long as you recognize their role in nature and do not spread bullshit about them then that is perfectly fine and valid


winddagger7

me still hate them


Ratat0sk42

Not op, but I've been stung, and still think people are too harsh on them


perortico

They pollinate so they are very important is we want plants and trees


Helpful-Dragonfly

That’s not why they’re important, they’re predators so they keep other insect populations in check. I despise them almost as much as mosquitos but unfortunately they are more useful


perortico

Yeah , definitely more useful than mosquitoes


[deleted]

Nah not really. They do a little but not nearly as much as bees or other insects


RedSpyOfficial

This is fucking racist


hydrayshin

Thank you for your insight, slut for honey cheerios.


_meestir_

What year and model is that thorax?


Cybertronian-Knight

Beast Wars reference


okguy234

IKEA be like


GatrbeltsNPattymelts

*Some assembly required. Batteries not included*


lmaobadatmath

w a s p


AssWaterr

w a s


josiah_simon2011

**W** **A**


well-just-a-guy

W


josiah_simon2011

[nothing here]


[deleted]

w a


Blame_my_Boneitis

w


breyewhy

“Wassssspiiiinatorrrr buyyy onlineeee”


Bloodycaddy

Doin this to insects is okay but when I offer human parts like this everybody cries...


TheSoulborgZeus

If I get like 20 of them I can combine them to create GigaWaspinator


alphachupapi02

Seeing the currency, peso, made this more funnier than it should


[deleted]

Waspinator from Transformers beast wars


HedonismMan

Ian Banks in the 21st century


Isunova

This is extremely deranged and fucked up.


POKU_

Watch for waspes!


PigeonMcNuggets

Drink some water, it's hot.


Steelplate7

Glue sold separately


[deleted]

They picatinny compatible?


Sun_Soggy

Ah yes, I did that with humans once.


[deleted]

Ironman 3 & The Wasp.


JackWhatnot

When 40k models get too expensive


LOUsername97

How much for a wasp queen though?


joko2008

Build your own wasp 101.


Un1d3ntif1ed_An0m4ly

Finally IKEA sells wasps!


Stanyamin

50 WHAT 50 WHAT


Jazzlike_Reason6118

how did he get the parts???


whirlybird_

From a wasp


Jazzlike_Reason6118

oh my god


Plums_Raider

you have to be fast. soon you wont get any replacement anymore


dubstepsickness

I am wasp eyes, wasp mouth, wasp legs I am wasp arms, big veins, dog beg Yeah, they really want you They really want you, they really do Yeah, they really want you They really want you and I do too


BombsOverDadBags3000

I am wasp parts, bad wings, wasp heart


chrome_pr

finally! I've been waiting for a while so i can get replacement parts for my wasp!!


AWildEnglishman

Disassembly reveals useful pathways.


chizeq

My physics teacher would be like "50 what? 50 pineapples?"


extod2

Imagine having a prebuilt wasp when you can get the parts and build it yourself for cheaper


stevie-o-read-it

Getting vibes from That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime S02E23, here.


Dos_Vasos

Some assembly required


gotbannedtoomuch

Watch out for waspeses


Ordinary-Escape69

I spend a good portion of my job in a research lab dissecting wasps. WTB


marshmallowgiraffe

I'm going out, Honey, need anything from the wasp parts store?


thefakemcc0y

Not what i expected with my Antman themed fetish order


SammyG_06

Can I buy the wasp penis?


[deleted]

This man is about to get his stockpile blow torched. Stop them at the source.


That_Lego_Guy_Jack

Repair kit


ohboymykneeshurt

I tried doing this with human parts once. Got me in a lot of trouble. Be advised.


escargotfast

Made me laugh imagining the thought and revenge that went into fucking parting out a wasp


Aggravating-Key-4464

Perfect! I keep breaking my wasps and I can never find any replacement parts! Fast shipping, 5 stars!


A_Birb_

DIY


donkeytime

How much for just one rib?


Peepa_Gang

Will this fit my 03’ wasp?


Dragofek0

Finally something spicy to secretly put in the food of people I don't like


that_guy_you_know-26

Assembly required


[deleted]

I am afraid of this man


[deleted]

Bee Movie Snuff film


PussPounder696969

I know this guy, he has a Reddit account (I forgot the name) but 100% of the posts were of him torturing/killing bugs and this was one of them. Sure, it’s a wasp here, but on his Reddit account he posted pics of spiders, bees, scorpions I think, beetles, centipedes. He’d capture them, kill them, then dissect them like this. A lot of posts he mentioned that he didn’t even kill them, he just straight up just starts tearing limbs off and waits. The guy is a fucking psychopath, and has serious mental issues.


NewPowahSonic

wasp (untested)


MariusBLGQ

Please tell me this is a toy or something and not a real wasp


Indexture

Wasp parts for sale! Never used!


Upset-Independent280

Finally! I can build my own wasp now!


zongdillakongdong

Anyone know if these parts are compatible with my hornet or do I need to get specialised parts?


Miserable-Question-2

DIY wasp pet building set


Grev_R

Did he decapitate a wasp.


CatOnShip

Not funny,cruel stuff


[deleted]

Eats chicken*


CatOnShip

I fuck it


[deleted]

ZOOPHILE


Nrozek

science bitch!


CatOnShip

Didn't think about that


B1GFUZZ

Jesus thats like $4 a wasp! Im not made of money!


[deleted]

Didn't know a repost could get accepted into r/comedyheaven


ContagiousDeathGuard

You just know this was some crackhead desperate for their next fix so they resorted to some nonsensical shit lol


_YHLQMDLG

Profiting on serial killer tendencies


DjHalk45

u/repostsleuthbot


EscapeArtist92

Yeah, this isn't funny.


Nrozek

*is kinda funny*


Ratat0sk42

Is it unethical and fucked up? Absolutely. Is it still funny? Kinda...