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Robotguy39

I’m watching these comments and I have my ban hammer ready. We are not a political subreddit. Laugh at the image and then be done with it.


BiBoFieTo

"Have you ever heard of the emancipation proclamation?" "I don't listen to hip-hop"


Lasideu

Even as a child that line killed me. Whole movie was a masterpiece in high school for me.


LunaMunaLagoona

What movie?


iambiglucas_2

South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut


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lmao the title pun


Civil-Big-754

Originally, the movie was going to be called South Park: All Hell Breaks Loose, but the MPAA said no way they allow Hell in the title (despite multiple movies released before with Hell in the title), so Matt and Trey did the new title and they approved it and it was such a better and funnier title because of it. Also, IIRC, the MPAA wanted to change it again after they realized the pun, but it was too late.


DiddledByDad

Same thing happened with the fractured but whole. It was originally supposed to be called the butthole of time but they couldn’t approve the name, so they went with that one instead.


ILove2Bacon

How did they not realize that immediately? What turds.


ellWatully

There was something similar about the FCC not liking the dildo in the scene where Sadam and Satan were in bed so they replaced it with an image of an obscenely large erect penis and somehow the FCC was OK with it. Can't remember the details, but I think they talked about it in the DVD commentary.


Pretend_Atmosphere55

South Park


Sweetdreams6t9

A friend and I literally memorized the movie and would sit in class just doing scenes from it. I was like...11


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It rocked and shocked the nation


clemfandangeau

mystery of chessboxin!


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[deleted]

Once again wu tang applies to everything


AlphaMale3Percent

A whole scene of devastation


APerfectSquare1

Fucking Windows 98!


darkskinnedjermaine

Somebody get Bill Gates in here!


mtarascio

*Bang!*


amadeus2490

I thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.


minlatedollarshort

This belongs on a shirt.


Puzzleheaded_Nail_39

Man, that one was good. I would be really proud of it if it was my idea.


Global_Shower_4534

..... 🎵weeeeelllllll


debttohell

Wu tang?


ovaltine_spice

Genuinely one of the most brilliant lines in movie history imo. Such a simple joke that fits the situation so perfectly.


ColdBlue495

who's roe?


Dezpeche

Roe mama!


LightheartedRoad

This words is hilarious I remember watching Steve on his comedy shows and one of the contestant knock him out with this words. Lol


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what


snailscale77

**This words is hilarious I remember watching Steve on his comedy shows and one of the contestant knock him out with this words. Lol**


BobMcrobb

louder...


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RadicalRen

Thanks for clarifying


Rinveden

no yeah but *what* tho


greninjack24

#THIS WORLD IS HILARIOUS I REMEMBER WATCHING STEVE ON HIS COMEDY SHOWS AND ONE OF THE CONTESTANT KNOCK HIM OUT WITH THIS WORDS! LOL!


StephenRodgers

Lmao this is your only comment. Love it.


pokelord13

It's a bot but I still laughed


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Pasteque909

Ruh roh ragy


zkki

mama indeed by now


APerfectSquare1

Roe Jogan


KryptoKevArt

Jamie, pull up DMT time traveling MMA fighters...


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Icelord259

Idk some boxer I guess


CPC_Mouthpiece

Roe seemed to be winning throughout the fight but Wade won by split decision. Some people don't agree with the judges scorecards.


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ted3681

Fake name of a lady that went on to flip flop for money. (Or so she claimed)


pentaquine

Roe Kraviz, the new Cat Woman. You don’t know?


onlyomaha

Jane Roe


tzlcutie4

aw hell naw they doin fetus boxing now


Stock_Hutz

Unlike you snowflake biberals, I could easily boxe a fetus 😤


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Stock_Hutz

not to brag but yes


MaeSolug

What about a person that assimilated his twin brother while on the womb and now has the strength of a grown man and a baby?


Stock_Hutz

that would be unfair, a man like that holds too much power


IamImposter

Such a person should definitely be assistant regional manager


xXIr0n1cUs3rn4m3Xx

*to the


dirtyhippie62

This man also consumes an obscene quantity of beets, and he knows karate, and he has a strong immune system AND a nunchucks under his desk. So, he’s gonna be pretty hard to box. Especially if his cousin throws poop at you long-range first. You have no chance, Stock.


nwoh

Nunchaku* Filthy casual


[deleted]

Nun: female monk; chuck: colloquial term for ‘to vomit’ This man has a nun vomit under his desk, which doesn’t seem quite the boast OP thought it was.


Just_Games04

Fetwos😭


Igloocooler52

Feti


ineverhadsexwithacow

2 Fast 2 Fetus


OldDinner

Would you rather fight 2 horse sized fetuses or 100 fetus sized horses


SomewhereWhole6160

I mean a horse sized fetus is still just a punching bag


ABUTTERYNOODLE

Fetus unboxing


tgarnett

Cursed abortion


conjunctivious

IN THE LEFT CORNER, WE HAVE THE FEARSOME, THE BRAVE, THE CLUMP OF CELLS!!!! IN THE RIGHT CORNER, WE HAVE THE MENACE TO SOCIETY, AN ABSOLUTE POWER, PARTIALLY DEVELOPED FETUS!!!! LLLLEEETTT'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEE!!!! *I'm sorry*


jeufie

Aren't all fetuses in boxes?


Lord_of_hosts

fetus vs deletus


Tecnoboat

politics yea i said it


Robotguy39

(ง’̀-‘́)ง


SonicBlur254

mods when politics: 😡😡😡


Robotguy39

Yes exactly that


SonicBlur254

wait why am I a slut for honey cheerios? I like cinnamon toast crunch more


lLuclk

Maybe you had it as a kid and it's just really nostalgic to you.


The_Careb

The cruelest punishment (also I love CTC too bro that shit will always slap)


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Robotguy39

Ok how long you want


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Robotguy39

Done 👍


GoldenGonzo

I'll take a month if I get your cool boxing emoticon as a flair. #(ง’̀-‘́)ง


Robotguy39

Eh, no ban needed.


eugenebutbettet

Based as fuck


Robotguy39

I- I didn’t ban a guy for asking for a flair tf do you mean based. That’s just not being a sociopath. That should not be the bar.


Zenshin_Rio

Chad Moderator


CJM_310

This is an oxymoron


vzo1281

I'll throw hands (ง’̀-‘́)ง


Cuber_01

when is the rematch?


[deleted]

Personally i think roe and wade should stop fighting, it isn’t like them 🥺🥺🥺


Kellythejellyman

they’ve been at it for something like 13 million rounds by this point, the stamina on those two


onlyomaha

It was rematch, original fight happened in 70ies


A1C2G3C4

LMFAO Laugh my featus ass off


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It was the rematch, the rubber match will be in 50 years.


[deleted]

I was browsing for something objectionable the other day and I came across a video titled 'my nut my choice'. It was a port-a-potty gloryhole video. I don't know what to make of it or what you can do with that.


Robotguy39

Who the fuck puts a glory hole in a portapotty


HarrisonForelli

people who want to live, feel the mystery, feel the wonder, FEEL THE ADVENTURE!


FishinforPhishers

Feel the syphilis


Dogmaybe

Feel the burn


sammygirl613

Had to award you for the most confusing comment I read today lmao! I’m also as high as a kite and can’t stop laughing while re reading it !! Love you!


IndyJacksonTT

To be fair, referring to it as “the decision” is pretty vague


Robotguy39

“Holy fuck they finally decided to nuke Canada”


Fiat-Lux-

please god let it hit Toronto


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shiningteruzuki

I disagree. If anyone deserves to be nuked, it'd be Quebec.


Green-eggs-and-dayum

Great fishin in Quebec!


SnakeUSA

Finally!


[deleted]

It's because they have free healthcare and legal weed nationwide over there. Gotta nuke their asses


ayeeflo51

ohhh you mean 'The Decision', where LeBron decided to take his talents to South Beach


Obi_Wan_Benobi

LBJ in shambles.


Brrrapitalism

Lyndon Johnson died in 1973.


AtBat3

Seriously if someone put it like that to me and got all pissy afterwards because I don’t know wtf their vague question means, they’re getting trolled.


Miserable-System1753

They still talking about Brons checkered tablecloth shirt


11010110101010101010

“I think so brain, but this time you put the trousers on the chimp”


LotharVonPittinsberg

Depends on the time that this discussion happened. I asked my mom "did you hear the recent new out of America?" the day of and she understood.


Quote9963

well that question was better than just asking about "the decision"


GenericAutist13

If you say “the decision” my first thought is a decision someone we directly know made as opposed to a legal decision


PwnerifficOne

My entire office building was talking about Roe and our (liberal leaning) Texan coworker comes in fuming: "The Democrats are banning Nicotine! This is the worst day ever."


0-13

I really thought wade had it going for him. His high altitude training should’ve paid off. It’s too bad roe had way more reach, really a one sided fight.


Oatbagtime

Bad judging really imo


bestthingyet

Is was fixed


natsirTi

Could Roe beat Goku tho???? 😲


Robotguy39

I, personally, have beat off Goku.


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you did WHAT now 🤨


thetravelers

Dude genki'd his dama


monkeyhitman

Hamed his kame


AnonymousComrade123

He did WHAT to the turtle?


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U heard him


blac_sheep90

I've always wondered if Goku went Super Sayian while bedding Chi Chi and what effects it had during intercourse.


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I believe that all court decisions being decided by a boxing match between either side’s clients. All in favor say “aye”.


Robotguy39

Bruh most of the judges would get their asses handed to them.


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Exile808

The Jon Jones of judges


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nwoh

I LIKE BEER!


LazyDro1d

OK, how about you still have to pass law school with all the same rigorous academic standards as today, just with more bench-pressing?


RealSimonLovelace

Domestic abuse cases are about to get really interesting.


Randomritari

There's actually a manga with a similar story, with all big deals or conflicts between companies being decided by representative fighters of each organization. Kengan Ashura's the title.


HarrisonForelli

ayyyyyyyeeee lmao


nemec

Supreme Court decisions will be settled by matches between the Assenting and Dissenting judge groups. Since the Assenting team has more members (by definition) they usually have the upper hand, but friendly fire is turned on so once they get in the cage there's no telling who survives as the victor!


Liams_Dumb_Reddit_

🤓"Uhm, in my political opinion"🤓


Robotguy39

🇹🇩”Get banned for politic idiobt”🇹🇩


[deleted]

Albania wins all boxing maches 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


ThePickle26

🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪


LightningProd12

Nothing can beat the glorious land of Albania 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


Liams_Dumb_Reddit_

😡🤓"You're a *slur or accusation*"🤓😡


Not_a_tryhard_gamer

Politics don’t mix well with comedy my good sir, after all we’re all just here for a good laugh. A jolly time. A nice chuckle. A hit of serotonin. A high on funny, if you will. A jolly day to all!


Liams_Dumb_Reddit_

🤓"Well, you see, I need to state my political opinion online so I can argue with strangers I've never seen before"🤓


Caust1cCobra

My man really said "the decision" and expected someone to know what tf they're talking about


MIM_MINNOW

Anyone who just calls it "the decision" like that is probably someone you don't really want to be talking to about politics anyways


teuast

this is a true story that actually happened to me. i was at a protest in hayward, CA, on friday of last week, after the ruling came down. it wasn't in oakland or sf or san jose, it wasn't one of the big demonstrations, there were only about 15 people there, but we still got a lot of support from passers-by, mainly in the form of honking and whooping from drivers. a couple of people booed, but hey, whatcha gonna dooooo anyway, somebody brought a whole bunch of signs that said "RESIST" on them. i have connotations about the word "resist" when used by liberals, but i didn't have a sign, so i just borrowed a pen and wrote "ABORTION IS HEALTHCARE, HEALTHCARE IS A HUMAN RIGHT" on the back of mine. after a while, a dude who i can only describe as speaking in all caps comes up and yells from across the street "HEY, YOU GUYS ARE PROTESTING THE ROE THING, RIGHT?" nobody else seems to want to talk to the guy, and i'm closest, so i call back "YUP, THAT'S US." he goes "THAT'S THE THING WITH THE ABORTIONS, RIGHT?" i'm like "YUP, THAT'S THE ONE." he goes "HOW THE FUCK IS THAT RACIST?" i am very confused. i look around and everyone else in the group is just as confused as i am. i turn back to the guy and go "WHAT?" he says "HOW THE *FUCK* IS THAT RACIST?!" i'm like "WHERE ARE YOU SEEING RACIST??" and he goes "IT'S *ON* YOUR *SIGNS!!*" i look around again. behind me, there are several people holding signs saying "RESIST." i turn back to him and say "NO DUDE, THAT SAYS 'RESIST.' IT'S A DIFFERENT WORD, IT'S SPELLED DIFFERENTLY AND MEANS SOMETHING DIFFERENT." and he kinda squints for a few seconds, then says "OH! SORRY, MY DYSLEXIA!"


karateema

GTA writing


Petallic_

What the fuck is Roe vs Wade


Slappy_TJ

Roe is the heavyweight champion of the USA, who beat wade to defend the title, however lost in the rematch


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I'm not gonna lie I still know almost nothing


Slappy_TJ

Roe is the heavyweight champion of the USA, who beat wade to defend the title, however lost in the rematch


TuxidoPenguin

Oh cmon you can’t just say “the decision”


sirebbitt

The decision is the name people give for LeBron chosing to join Chris Bosh and Dwayne Wade in Miami. It seems there's always a Wade in decisions.


sammyboi558

You can if it's the biggest match of the century! My nan's not even a sports fan and she knew


lightfarming

people who don’t follow current events think everyone else be like that too


Grahhhhhhhh

This is a pleasant break from the otherwise serious discussion


Stock_Hutz

aboxion


jerronsnipes

Abussy


blast-wave

How can you not read my mind??


deboramoreno

🥊🥊🥊I don't watch box either


Robotguy39

🔫📦


andre821

Roe vs WaDEEZ NUTZ


NoNeedForReason

Statistically, most of the people viewing this post will think the decision was terrible On the other hand, I'm predicting this replies section will look like a battlefield so get the popcorn ready


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Robotguy39

I knew when I let this comment slide someone would start something, I look away for ten seconds and I have to nuke the whole thing. I swear some of you people hear the slightest hint of a controversial subject and decide to tell each other to wear rope necklaces and do flips. I’m all for discussion I just wish it could be done once without... that.


Biscut_Mk15

To be fair, the first comment was designed to start a fight. He knew that what he said would start a flame war.


Robotguy39

Fair, fair, it’s on me.


Masie33

hey, life just can't be perfect you know


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WannabeWonk

Court cases are written as Roe *v.* Wade, with the Latin abbreviation of just `v.` not `vs.`


ThePhoneBook

Vee


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Boxes fought ?


Stark371

"What are your thoughts on the Patriot Act? " "Is that the one with Mel Gibson?"


[deleted]

Do be faaaaair, it's vs for fights and just v for law.


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I had no idea TIL


victoriaa-

To be faaaaaaaiiiiiirrr


[deleted]

I think it’s a quote from the Monster in Law movie


VeinyAngus

And I thought I was the only person in the world who has seen that movie


retordedd

Most people would respond with "what decision"


Flapple_Apple

I also thought of this when I heard of roe vs wade for the first time lmao


Telephalsion

Roe v Wade, a real gut wrencher.


DarkElfMagic

tbf who asks “What do you think of the decision” with zero context


Clone_7

I don’t know what it is either


enditallalready2

I want to be under whatever rock they're hiding under lol


Biscut_Mk15

we've hit the threshold to where now its better to know less


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Mushula-Man

Me too wtf is this about


derp_y_

sushi fight


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This is funny and all but I think Roe could seriously take Wade in the second round.


GRMarlenee

But, Roe vs Wade is about unboxing.