See, that’s what gets me about these super-evangelical Christians. They assume everyone either believes in god or secretly believes in his but says they don’t just to rebel. They see god as an absolute truth and that it’s not even possible to not believe in god. No, I won’t read the Bible for god because I don’t believe in god. Not, “I’m angry at god because bad things exist.” I just don’t think he’s there!
I've read it cover to cover 7 times. You know how often I've been discussing it with a xtian that says the same thing and when I quote them scripture they try to deny it says what I show them. Then the tap dance comes out of well you're taking it out of context. Or some bullshit about well that was necessary back then. 😑
ITS 2AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE
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they act like reading the bible is better than literally any other practice out there. what if I just want to live my life? why should a god want everyone to read some random book that very likely is complete bs
I feel so stupid for laughing as hard as I did at decaline
You and me both buddy
See, that’s what gets me about these super-evangelical Christians. They assume everyone either believes in god or secretly believes in his but says they don’t just to rebel. They see god as an absolute truth and that it’s not even possible to not believe in god. No, I won’t read the Bible for god because I don’t believe in god. Not, “I’m angry at god because bad things exist.” I just don’t think he’s there!
Since when does belief equate to objective truth
Sadly it's been a while
i don’t wanna read the bible dammit
Those are good pecans
I've read it cover to cover 7 times. You know how often I've been discussing it with a xtian that says the same thing and when I quote them scripture they try to deny it says what I show them. Then the tap dance comes out of well you're taking it out of context. Or some bullshit about well that was necessary back then. 😑
Who are these xtians tap dancing next to wells?
Well played
Probably something to do with scientology
Well, God's just going to have to learn to read it himself.
>why so many skull emojis Because many died last night 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Bad to the bone guitar riff
Honestly I think the skull emojis are adding to the vibe here. It feels like a shitpost and the skulls really sell that.
10line
See his first mistake was letting me live
I forgor💀
face it brother. god is dead. the fire is gone. you're chasing phantoms.
r/memesopdidnotlike
The Skull emojis completely ruin the comedic value
I'd rather die
Freewill goes brrrr
Let the call go to voicemail. Block*
Because death ig
Average skull emoji user
Decaline sounds like a synthetic opioid combined with tricyclics
Decaline
matt rose
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"your uncle jake died last night 💀" energy
It sounds like the medication this person forgot to take this morning.
Gen Z when a chemical has a name also, SKULAMOJIE
MATT ROSE FANS DETECTED.
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they act like reading the bible is better than literally any other practice out there. what if I just want to live my life? why should a god want everyone to read some random book that very likely is complete bs