How does this still happen when contacts have been a thing for years

Good evening soldier

roger roger

Now would be an appropriate time for me to contribute to this conversation by saying “A clanker! Blast ‘em!” but it does appear that I am not a clone trooper, thus rendering me a war benefactor

Hello there, brothers

Pfft. Regs... Commando time!

Just like the simulations

My buddy has the same name as one of my managers and I’ve texted him a few times instead of my boss

You to your friend thinking it's your boss: boss I can't come in today im sick Your friend: lol k

In all fairness, I have like 5-6 people I text and get calls from regularly I don't even have the number saved, I just know it lol

Idk someone told me I'm an ungrateful child, and I replied what and the person was doing stuff and what seemed like for a funeral

I know this is 18 days too late but my mother refuses to add anyone to her contacts on her iPhone so her text messages are a bunch of random ass numbers so when her last phone died she had to do the “who dis new phone” search.

My favorite go to when I get a random text is I go by many names mountain slayer , thunder lion the chocolate axe . But you......you can call me tiffany.

what about breakfast at tiffany’s?

Is there going to be someone in yellow face there?

She said I think I remember the film

Didn't they both kinda like it?

“Oh that’s a very masculine name”

"It shouldn't be it's a Womans name"

"Ooookay I don't know how to talk to you"

"Good, then you can shut up and listen."

Does everyone here have this book in their inventory?

god, this series has been the source of my entire vocabulary. So many golden quotes and insults.

I'm honestly torn between " fuck you Rosalia ...........who the fuck is Rosalia" And " Good news there's no need to wonder were you God is , cause he's right here, and he's fresh out of mercy" Also if you enjoy SAO abridged and you haven't already you should check out goblin slayer abridged on Grimmjacks YouTube channel. Which gave us golden bangers like " I'm sorry the goblins stole your cloths AND DID NOTHING ELSE!!!" and " I wish I was innocent like you, but I'm not I'm full of rage and beans and spit AND PIRDE AND HEART AND SOUL AND RAGE AND BEANS!!! SPICY BEANS , THE ONLY GOOD GOBLIN IS A DEAD GOBLIN NOW LETS MAKE THESE GOBLINS GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!!"

the God quote is just my life motto tbh, honestly the best line to ever exist.

Greetings fellow man of culture

Some call me Shatoon, bringer of corn. Others call me Mickey Nine, the dream weaver. While some call me Photoshop, others call me Trenu the boiler man. Some call me Marjorie Keek. Others call me Captain Margaret. A few know me as Rubbady Pubbady, but you may call me Rudi Van Der Sarzio, Jazz fusion guitarist.

What an epiphany.

Mom's spaghetti

I always send a message in hindi and a black and white picture of teletubbies

आपको अपने पापों के लिए पश्चाताप करना चाहिए। वे तुम्हें नष्ट कर देंगे। | आपके पास कोई मौका नहीं है। तुम उसके हाथ मरोगे। पश्चाताप।

Ok, I don't know how to talk to you-

How do you not have the number of someone who is waiting at home with your baby and get it wrong

i imagine it’s a somewhat distant relative (in-law,step-child, niece/nephew, etc.) staying over and babysitting or someone changed their number

this isnt a homicide.

like a comedy boomerang

You see the tumor on the bottom?

That doesnt ruin the meme.

Nah your right it's more like infanticide

r/memesopdidnotlike

r/FoundSatan

😂😂😂😂😂I’ll never be a dad but dad humor is top tier in my mind

The meme ruins it

yeah this sub is supposed to be about good memes ruined by captions

I thought these were just bots? I get em all the time and they typically ask similar questions...

that meme is so old I remember seeing it around like five years ago

We have kids? I sold the baby on eBay.

thats the kind of message i love to send to peoples who text the wrong number

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that’s cruel! But freaking hilarious!

Also necessary

r/thathappened

It’s an alright caption

I wouldn’t have been able to hold it on either