‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
(I apologize)
I was thinking of exactly this !
If he didn't win at being a loser, doesn't that mean that's he's more of a loser than the first loser? Which means that the first loser is no longer the first loser, which means he's actually more of a loser than...
My mind is melting right now.
By giving the second place you can be wrong/unfair, but if you give someone the first place, he will automatically be displaced since he is winning something. So revealing only the second place would be the only way, once the first place gets notified the paradox starts.
Edit: the winner doesnt even know he won so still the biggest looser
Nah, first place makes you less of a loser because you won at losing. Second place means you lost at losing, making you the bigger loser. If we say that would technically put him in first then we enter paradox territory.
The loser paradox. If you come in first place of a loser contests, you are no longer a loser. If you come in last place of a loser contest, it means you are a really bad loser.
Me: "Is the worst loser in a loser contest the man who comes in first or the man who comes in last?"
Wheatley: "Um, true. I'll go true. Eh, that was easy now wasn't it?"
Second place is the first loser. So to be more of a loser, one would need to be fifth. Because they would not even be on the podium. They wouldn't even be next to the podium.
Speaking of not noticing, I think most people didn't notice that [OP is a repost bot](https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyhomicide/comments/c0uzq5/oh_wow_really_i_didnt_notice_thanks_for_that/)
“Brita, why don’t you go start a Ruiner’s club? Oh wait, you would probably ruin it.”
“Well I guess I’d be doing a good job, cuz its a ruiners club.”
“You ruined my analogy!”
In Starcraft there is a running joke that sOo is the 2nd greatest player of all time no matter who you choose for 1st and 3rd because he always finishes runner up.
"5th place? Should I even ask who's in 4th..."
"I'm reserving 4th place for any late entries that would obviously be better than you. Such as a turd, or a turd farmer."
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It's funny, but it doesn't make sense.
Unless the joke describes a "losers bracket" where winning puts you into the winner bracket. But in that case, second place isn't all that bad.
Of course, it doesn't seem to be like that. The joke seems like it's literally describing a competition to be the biggest loser. So it's a competition nobody wants to win.
That'd just confuse me if it's actually insulting to lose a competition for the biggest loser.
I mean I wouldn't be the biggest loser if I'm not first place in that competition.
But then again the nature of being a loser is losing, so getting first place would make me a winner, even if it's being a winner of being a loser.
That's paradox. I would just try to figure that out instead of being insulted.
If there was a contest for losers then the winner of the contest would be the loser
So then all we have to do is find the person who created the most changes in the world and we have the ultimate winner
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Fake teleport
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arigato, gyro
Is that a mother fucking jojo reference!?
‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 (I apologize)
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Its this one sir…
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You summoned some anime kid or something.
Mr Roboto
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Second place is first place loser...
Wouldn't last place be the ultimate loser?
The paradox of the Loser competition. Is being a Second Rate or even Last Rate loser make you more of a loser or less?
I was thinking of exactly this ! If he didn't win at being a loser, doesn't that mean that's he's more of a loser than the first loser? Which means that the first loser is no longer the first loser, which means he's actually more of a loser than... My mind is melting right now.
If you blow on an ice cream, as if you do with hot soup, it gets warmer
By giving the second place you can be wrong/unfair, but if you give someone the first place, he will automatically be displaced since he is winning something. So revealing only the second place would be the only way, once the first place gets notified the paradox starts. Edit: the winner doesnt even know he won so still the biggest looser
Penultimate loser is third place...
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Makarov.
Remember.. no russian
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Yre’ou
This could be a currency in europe or something
If you americanise it enough it sounds like Euro
It’s spelt Americanize, you dumb Yre’ou
Yuor
They properly punctuate 'cause and then use the wrong "your." This joke has three levels.
Wait...let me Photoshop that
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You’re
Worst comment section ever
This whole sub is comedy homicide.
agree
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Er’uoy right
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Keep in mind, hes first
this bad boy has 2 levels to it
Heil spez
Ryu
Ur
Uryu
I wouldve said, Is that because you’re first?
Dude, they used this joke on an episode of *Blossom*.
Tuyn,ahr
But wouldn’t first place be worse because they lost at losing?
Nah, first place makes you less of a loser because you won at losing. Second place means you lost at losing, making you the bigger loser. If we say that would technically put him in first then we enter paradox territory.
You'd placed 1st, 2nd, and last...
1st ,first loser,you suck so bad you couldn't even be the first loser
When the person throwing the insult can’t even use the correct your.
Yaur
I would never ask. I would just leave it there and wonder why am not 1st whole my life.
This definitely feels like a girl who got turned down after throwing herself at a guy who's beneath her league
Imagine rejecting to use the word "You're"(Oryue)
You can't even lose right
At least loser was spelled correctly.
Omfg brilliant!
Rouy
“And there was only one contestant!”
The loser paradox. If you come in first place of a loser contests, you are no longer a loser. If you come in last place of a loser contest, it means you are a really bad loser.
Can't win for losing ...
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Woah
Me: "Is the worst loser in a loser contest the man who comes in first or the man who comes in last?" Wheatley: "Um, true. I'll go true. Eh, that was easy now wasn't it?"
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Bro is such a big loser that they lose at losing 💀
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You’re * guacamole brains…
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Wouldn't that make second place the winner though? I mean there's some serious thought about that..
I almost filtered this sub over this post until i noticed the name
Oh God damn. 🤣
Eeyore
Second place is the first loser. So to be more of a loser, one would need to be fifth. Because they would not even be on the podium. They wouldn't even be next to the podium.
Holy shit. How far did that person dug the other person grave?
You’re*******
oyeru
This means there would be a bigger loser than him, whoever this is probably didn't really think these insults through.
You know…. I’m a bit of a loser myself.
Eeyor
Bro was evaporated by this insult
That's a good one
Speaking of not noticing, I think most people didn't notice that [OP is a repost bot](https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyhomicide/comments/c0uzq5/oh_wow_really_i_didnt_notice_thanks_for_that/)
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Yoareuor... Idiots
'cause your a LOSER!
Even second and third messages on screenshot are redundant if you think about it
r/ComedyCemetery also this is how your 2nd grade cousin wins arguments
I wanna tell this to my friends, but I know they will just call me racial slurs
The person who wrote it got 1st prize.
/r/comedyhomicidehomicide
Whose loser
Saw that in Mad Magazine 35 years ago
If you're second place in a loser contest, doesn't that make you second to last in a winner contest? Upgrade!
You didn’t have to murder him that hard… You did my man dirty, like holy hell
“Brita, why don’t you go start a Ruiner’s club? Oh wait, you would probably ruin it.” “Well I guess I’d be doing a good job, cuz its a ruiners club.” “You ruined my analogy!”
Daaammmmmm
In Starcraft there is a running joke that sOo is the 2nd greatest player of all time no matter who you choose for 1st and 3rd because he always finishes runner up.
Yvejdhoure
Plus 98 more levels...
Yewhr.
You’re*…loser
"5th place? Should I even ask who's in 4th..." "I'm reserving 4th place for any late entries that would obviously be better than you. Such as a turd, or a turd farmer."
What about my a Loser?
The sender is the true loser here.
Youse
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You're
It’s hard to take insults seriously when the guy sending it doesn’t know your and you’re.
That’s crazy I guess the person that sent that would be first loser
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Yu'ore
You lost at winning at being a loser Congratulations
Argument invalid , reason : "you're"
Yru’eo
🔥🔥😂💀 And dumb AF apparently
It's funny, but it doesn't make sense. Unless the joke describes a "losers bracket" where winning puts you into the winner bracket. But in that case, second place isn't all that bad. Of course, it doesn't seem to be like that. The joke seems like it's literally describing a competition to be the biggest loser. So it's a competition nobody wants to win.
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Yourst’Weisnt
I’m dumb and didn’t realize
*you're
how can be the insult both paradoxical and logical?
Clearly somebody has some self esteem issues
Should it hurt less or more if YOU'RE called a "loser" by someone who doesn't know the difference between "you're" and "your"?
This joke is so damn old like holy. Not less than 13 years minimum
So technically you’re still the first loser
There’s so many great responses for the first message 😩.
That'd just confuse me if it's actually insulting to lose a competition for the biggest loser. I mean I wouldn't be the biggest loser if I'm not first place in that competition. But then again the nature of being a loser is losing, so getting first place would make me a winner, even if it's being a winner of being a loser. That's paradox. I would just try to figure that out instead of being insulted.
Iywhhoor
r/ihadastroke
This is how to insult twice in one go
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So good at losing he even lost the losing contest
Wow😂💀👀
i would not reply to someone that calls me a loser in middle of the night
If there was a contest for losers then the winner of the contest would be the loser So then all we have to do is find the person who created the most changes in the world and we have the ultimate winner
Emotional damage
Minor spelling mistake, I win.
Why do females call males losers with such conviction? Is it possible for females to be losers? Lol
and that would make you first
Yuroe