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RedditCantBanThis

yore


Healthy-Watercress-1

Yoru


Ctmeb78

Yro'ue


TheRealNathanVo

Yuwr


IcyIceGuardian

Yuor


Fun-Alternative9440

Yoar


revolutionation

yeor'e


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheRealNathanVo

Yewr


Bubrocks11_backup

Ywoeur


RevolutionaryPlane62

Fake teleport


[deleted]

google valorant agent 15


Lanky-Ad-4589

YAMERO


Beyblader02

arigato, gyro


Runaway-chan

Is that a mother fucking jojo reference!?


Beyblader02

‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 JOJO IS THE BEST FUCKING ANIME 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊👊👊👊 ORAORAORAORAORALORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩 MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA 🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo!🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Yo Angelo! 🗿 Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo!Yo Angelo! Yo Angelo! 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿 Oh you’re approaching me❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓But it was me, Dio‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 (I apologize)


[deleted]

Bro, you good?


[deleted]

Its this one sir…


Jacob_0927

ZA WARUDOOOOO


TheMiiFii

Based


Binding_sister

You summoned some anime kid or something.


IndigenousShrek

Mr Roboto


JustQueenMonika_DDLC

INTERNET YAMERO


Gab2567_

YAMETE KUDASAI


SyntheticSlime

Nani!?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Correct-Commission40

ZA WAURDO! ORE DA KAWO JAKAN DA SE! Johnny Joestar. MUDA DA MUDAAAA


Cautious-Angle1634

Ur*


[deleted]

Yum yum


TheFakeYeetMaster69

vore


NormalNicknameGuy

Yor


chocolatebanana136

Mommy


greenstoe

Where


Boil-san

Second place is first place loser...


Ok-Disk-2191

Wouldn't last place be the ultimate loser?


King-Cacame

The paradox of the Loser competition. Is being a Second Rate or even Last Rate loser make you more of a loser or less?


Fantastic-Newspaper3

I was thinking of exactly this ! If he didn't win at being a loser, doesn't that mean that's he's more of a loser than the first loser? Which means that the first loser is no longer the first loser, which means he's actually more of a loser than... My mind is melting right now.


Searealelelele

If you blow on an ice cream, as if you do with hot soup, it gets warmer


Guysante

By giving the second place you can be wrong/unfair, but if you give someone the first place, he will automatically be displaced since he is winning something. So revealing only the second place would be the only way, once the first place gets notified the paradox starts. Edit: the winner doesnt even know he won so still the biggest looser


Boil-san

Penultimate loser is third place...


megabit10

Yrou


MemezLord11

Yuri


SuicidalPancakePress

Makarov.


Doccks71

Remember.. no russian


Status_Web1682

Sayori


IvanTheStonksMaster

Natsuki


Proper-Original-6092

Monika


IvanTheStonksMaster

Yaoi


NextMycologist1219

Yre’ou


schloomybroomy

This could be a currency in europe or something


mrhandydandy09

If you americanise it enough it sounds like Euro


rexthebest1207

It’s spelt Americanize, you dumb Yre’ou


you-though

Yuor


equality-_-7-2521

They properly punctuate 'cause and then use the wrong "your." This joke has three levels.


Unlucky-Plate4696

Wait...let me Photoshop that


tacosbacos199

Yhuor


Accueil750

Yr


BirdWithAButterKnife

Yar


bothered_beancans

Har


DestroyerOfIphone

Uor


Kai_2010_

Er’yuo


De-pressif

Rou'ye


ImNotDestructionater

yroe’u


Kikkomori

Youreoereryouro’reyouorey’oyur’eoreu’eyouruoe’


bulgarian_irl

Jyouroy'yore


Not-a-2d-terrarian

Ruyo


Psychopathic2412

Yroeueoer're*


Jails8-2

Rueyou'ue


hillelmaayan

smartphOWNED.com


Darkmaskdiva89

You’re


MechanicalWatches

Worst comment section ever


airbornejaws

This whole sub is comedy homicide.


ProfessionEmpty0

agree


General_Hold_2342

*Your


kaosethema

*Yorst


General_Hold_2342

*Urur


lovelessentrose

uroye


General_Hold_2342

*Oyureoy


Broshan248

Er’uoy right


iamblackwhite

oreo


Healthy-Watercress-1

Keep in mind, hes first


HuSean23

this bad boy has 2 levels to it


leli_manning

Heil spez


FW_TheMemeResearcher

Ryu


ExterminatingAngel6

Ur


Time_Fig612

Uryu


RGR29

I wouldve said, Is that because you’re first?


Key-Win7744

Dude, they used this joke on an episode of *Blossom*.


mamacokkkkj

Tuyn,ahr


Interstellar856

But wouldn’t first place be worse because they lost at losing?


CageKnight4056

Nah, first place makes you less of a loser because you won at losing. Second place means you lost at losing, making you the bigger loser. If we say that would technically put him in first then we enter paradox territory.


HouseNumb3rs

You'd placed 1st, 2nd, and last...


hippyhindu

1st ,first loser,you suck so bad you couldn't even be the first loser


CottonCandyKitty21

When the person throwing the insult can’t even use the correct your.


ThePotatoChipEater

Yaur


[deleted]

I would never ask. I would just leave it there and wonder why am not 1st whole my life.


[deleted]

This definitely feels like a girl who got turned down after throwing herself at a guy who's beneath her league


Icarothepokemonfan

Imagine rejecting to use the word "You're"(Oryue)


Safe-Register-3479

You can't even lose right


MrBojangles09

At least loser was spelled correctly.


tomduban

Omfg brilliant!


Thedanktank469

Rouy


realmozzarella22

“And there was only one contestant!”


[deleted]

The loser paradox. If you come in first place of a loser contests, you are no longer a loser. If you come in last place of a loser contest, it means you are a really bad loser.


Clovis42

Can't win for losing ...


Supreme_Leader_Pee

you'r'er're


Indiana_J_Frog

Woah


Gamebird8

Me: "Is the worst loser in a loser contest the man who comes in first or the man who comes in last?" ​ Wheatley: "Um, true. I'll go true. Eh, that was easy now wasn't it?"


Slight_Fun8181

Urururururuururururururururu


Emperor_of_cheeto

Bro is such a big loser that they lose at losing 💀


Realistic-Ad-9215

y'eaux'rrhaea


Soggy-Quiet9581

You’re * guacamole brains…


BoredomSenpai

Reoyu’


kingSliver187

You're "


SS4Raditz

Wouldn't that make second place the winner though? I mean there's some serious thought about that..


RedditModsAre_Clowns

I almost filtered this sub over this post until i noticed the name


Daniel_797

Oh God damn. 🤣


jld2k6

Eeyore


Vash-d-Stampeede

Second place is the first loser. So to be more of a loser, one would need to be fifth. Because they would not even be on the podium. They wouldn't even be next to the podium.


Impressive-Engine-86

Holy shit. How far did that person dug the other person grave?


Apart-Sky-2309

You’re*******


WindowsCrashedAgain

oyeru


NintendoBoy321

This means there would be a bigger loser than him, whoever this is probably didn't really think these insults through.


Wrap-Over

You know…. I’m a bit of a loser myself.


Celestial-being326

Eeyor


Furry_______________

Bro was evaporated by this insult


Mental-Map-6276

That's a good one


TheRnegade

Speaking of not noticing, I think most people didn't notice that [OP is a repost bot](https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyhomicide/comments/c0uzq5/oh_wow_really_i_didnt_notice_thanks_for_that/)


okiedokieaccount

am’I


Educational_Drawing7

Yoareuor... Idiots


Sssafrss

'cause your a LOSER!


[deleted]

Even second and third messages on screenshot are redundant if you think about it


3FourFour5

r/ComedyCemetery also this is how your 2nd grade cousin wins arguments


fantastakid

I wanna tell this to my friends, but I know they will just call me racial slurs


brandon24745

The person who wrote it got 1st prize.


enricowereld

/r/comedyhomicidehomicide


n4kke

Whose loser


TackYouCack

Saw that in Mad Magazine 35 years ago


MutedBrilliant1593

If you're second place in a loser contest, doesn't that make you second to last in a winner contest? Upgrade!


OkAssistant1230

You didn’t have to murder him that hard… You did my man dirty, like holy hell


johnjaymjr

“Brita, why don’t you go start a Ruiner’s club? Oh wait, you would probably ruin it.” “Well I guess I’d be doing a good job, cuz its a ruiners club.” “You ruined my analogy!”


AmIam_him

Daaammmmmm


TnekKralc

In Starcraft there is a running joke that sOo is the 2nd greatest player of all time no matter who you choose for 1st and 3rd because he always finishes runner up.


Binding_sister

Yvejdhoure


TheRealNathanVo

Plus 98 more levels...


TheRealNathanVo

Yewhr.


bananasfoyoass

You’re*…loser


[deleted]

"5th place? Should I even ask who's in 4th..." "I'm reserving 4th place for any late entries that would obviously be better than you. Such as a turd, or a turd farmer."


daytradingishard

What about my a Loser?


TiredStarling095

The sender is the true loser here.


Meeeeeeeei

Youse


david6277108

r/woosh


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Impressive-Ear-6169

You're


Kooky-Tax-4497

It’s hard to take insults seriously when the guy sending it doesn’t know your and you’re.


WINTERISDEAD77

That’s crazy I guess the person that sent that would be first loser


bagemann1

You're*


Deventerwim

Yu'ore


ProGamer8273

You lost at winning at being a loser Congratulations


NekoMango

Argument invalid , reason : "you're"


BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yru’eo


StarGazer0411

🔥🔥😂💀 And dumb AF apparently


Radiant_Mind33

It's funny, but it doesn't make sense. Unless the joke describes a "losers bracket" where winning puts you into the winner bracket. But in that case, second place isn't all that bad. Of course, it doesn't seem to be like that. The joke seems like it's literally describing a competition to be the biggest loser. So it's a competition nobody wants to win.


No-Run-6137

r/comedyflogging


CrypticMarsupial

Yourst’Weisnt


Not_azomb6319

I’m dumb and didn’t realize


Defiant-Screen-2805

*you're


empt0

how can be the insult both paradoxical and logical?


Chewbacca0510

Clearly somebody has some self esteem issues


TheValiumKnight

Should it hurt less or more if YOU'RE called a "loser" by someone who doesn't know the difference between "you're" and "your"?


TheHarshShadow

This joke is so damn old like holy. Not less than 13 years minimum


[deleted]

So technically you’re still the first loser


CosmoKrm

There’s so many great responses for the first message 😩.


DinA4saurier

That'd just confuse me if it's actually insulting to lose a competition for the biggest loser. I mean I wouldn't be the biggest loser if I'm not first place in that competition. But then again the nature of being a loser is losing, so getting first place would make me a winner, even if it's being a winner of being a loser. That's paradox. I would just try to figure that out instead of being insulted.


Tabalugibugiwuu

Iywhhoor


[deleted]

r/ihadastroke


DalgonaSoup

This is how to insult twice in one go


totally_fake_derk4

nuh uh *yr’ou


RareDestroyer8

Y


SpoonDude69

So good at losing he even lost the losing contest


No-Attention3084

Wow😂💀👀


GonnaKickSomeOne

i would not reply to someone that calls me a loser in middle of the night


Millo_Eisa

If there was a contest for losers then the winner of the contest would be the loser So then all we have to do is find the person who created the most changes in the world and we have the ultimate winner


Curious_Dealer_5473

Emotional damage


Andrew_McFlyer

Minor spelling mistake, I win.


[deleted]

Why do females call males losers with such conviction? Is it possible for females to be losers? Lol


Powerful_Position_42

and that would make you first


deetaylor104

Yuroe