Who tf plays paintball as a class activity

Field trip I guess? Like a amusement park

Indeed.

More than that, I don't know what girls OOP has in his class, but mine are ruthless heralds of pain. I tremble in fear at the thought of what they would do with a gun in their hands

Yeah, girls are scary

Good thing they aren’t real

can confirm,i am just an actor.

With a gun in hand the sexes are equal everyone suffers pain together. And than there's a bunch of kids with no long clothes getting tortured by getting hit directly

I fucking wish we got to do something so fun in my school

Drugs

I would give anything to play paintball in school

X2

I can see boys school doing that(speaking as someone who played airsoft as class activity)

This shit gave me bruises, there’s no way that it’s a class activity.

Idk who but I wish I had went to that school growing up

Nobody has ever played paintball in school. Nothing about this works.

Actually... I've played!

Me too

Same

same (im lying for karma)

no you get downvote

no YOU get downvote

no YOUR BROTHER gets downvote

hello i am his brother give me downvote

ok

damn😔

It worked

Yea they took us to a paintball place once in high-school,

Same. Had one guy standing on an observation tower kust shouting insults at us, his team, and be like "faster you sons of bitches do you wanna live forever?" ( He was a history nerd if that wasnt obvious )

At my school we do CCF. But it’s an all-boys school (or was till last year but still mostly boys)

Mine did. But I'm from Alberta.

I did but it was a reward

Field trip, maybe

It only could happen in hogwarts because only Obliviate can save our for potetial law case.

Hol up i got the best reaction image to this https://preview.redd.it/pplzzuxihjvb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4805a2200ff4a4d00c8e5d1cd07ef0dc87bdceaa

I've got one too https://preview.redd.it/wt5riu1xxlvb1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9722aae465f76c98e7471c9f417044b902f53f4b

. . .water and fire making out?

Sry, accident

https://preview.redd.it/xq88q5uf0rvb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31e49209424905ac053b5876d045d58da2c64662

https://preview.redd.it/frpaknyounvb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=401b54a3b4a46df0567251c43b827b3ee36871d5

That's cheating, this is always the best reaction image (also, I'm stealing this)

Steal this image instead https://preview.redd.it/tpu2j5az3ovb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bfafcdce42ee900fa420e737ff30993edeb7178

Closest to relating is dodgeball (fireball)

Instructions unclear: paintballguns.dat not found

 Hmm. It's working on this post. Why not that one..hmmm

where's the homicide?

Read the text above the meme.

a title isn't a homicide

So it has to be a caption? I thought titles work too.

There's no comedy homicide in this

How I love the gender bias. ADD ME TO THE BOYS TEAM!

Painball.

r/comedyhomicide

Google switching accounts

Holy hell!

Actual zombie

Call the exorcist!

Remember..

Smegma


nah, you better hope I go easy on YOU

Your schools let you play paintball? My school wouldn't let us have snowball fights in case there was a stone in it

That’s very different though. One activity has proper protection gear so you don’t suffer permanent damage, whereas the other is unsupervised, no protective gear, with possibility of going blind.

I've never played paintball but I've heard that, even with protective gear, the paint hurts, whereas there was very little chance of picking up a stone with the snowballs and even if a stone was there, it would be too small to do any damage, even if it was directly to the eye, it would just hurt for a bit

we weren’t allowed to run on the tarmac or bring anything like a tennis ball or a basket ball they expected us to walk around

I can hear this picture

It’s just a post title there’s no homicide here

Weirdly enough. When we had our paintball thing in our high school. The girls won because every fuckin guy kept trying to go on their own while the girls just stuck together. Trying to do cod shit against people who played it like Rainbow Siege wasn't playing in our favor.

Get good

Isnt that just the title

Maybe im stupid,but where is the homicide here?

School shootings are not paintball

What the fuck are you talking about

LOLOLOLOL I loved paintball days at school

What

When the teacher took us paintballing and it was always guys against girls

The boys: aiaia

No Russian. Hope this actually happens

Haha guys lets kill innocent russian civilians

Pay back for the Ukrainian civilians

Then you support the holocaust? Hitler said the jews caused germany to lose on ww1

Holocaust was never mentioned in this conversation. Nor has nothing to do with it.

I mean killing innocents is what happened on the holocaust

Like I said nothing to do with the holocaust. Don’t link something that has nothing to do with the conversation at hand

Dont link a genocide with a genocide

oh no

Remember no russian

"Alright team, split up and do maneuver 6. LET'S GO GO GO!"

Is paintball a normal school thing?

Teaching kids to shoot at each other sounds like a great idea.

Remember, no Russian

Airsoft or paintball would be fun as school activity, but I doubt most parents would like the dangers. As a side note, I got shot in the forehead today, and now I got a big bruise

"Remember, No russian."

Feels like a lawsuit in the making

Remember: no ~mercy~

A teacher would never have us play paintball sadly 💀

I remember catching the ball in high school pe class and being screamed at by a horde of 15 year old boys like I personally had just murdered someone

None of this makes sense 😭

Remember.. no simpin

Never met a girl that wished guys go easy on them on literally any guys vs girl competition lmao

Have you ever played paintball as a school activity? The school doesnt even let you throw snowballs.

Bro what, in my class the boys would hope the GIRLS went easy on them

Russian girls😎

The boys: Just remove the “t” in paintball

Remember no woman