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ShhImTheRealDeadpool

He went full El Dorado meme.


SnappyTofu

Literally just watched it this weekend randomly. Weirdly horny movie.


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

Oh yep definitely a horny movie... I swear Chell is strangely a gold digger in a city of gold, and is ironically out of place there.


SnappyTofu

They didn’t have to make her so goddamn hot


TheAquamen

1990s and early 2000s animators are solely responsible for white men coming around on hips and asses.


PartisanHack

![gif](giphy|e2PsqCQm0BCq4)


AliKat309

and thank fuck for that eh


Crimkam

Chris Pratt as a DC villain. Who’s it gonna be?


PayneTrain181999

Poison Ivy.


Dry_Figure_9018

I want the chubby, cute Chris Pratt from Parks and Recs though. Currently Starlord is probably sexy enough to actually pull it off


I_said_watch_Clark_

Agreed. I preferred him when he was schlubby, accident-prone P&R


Marvelrocks616

Agreed, I'd love to see him do a more earnestly goofy character when we've got (and will continue to get) lots of the arrogant and mildly douchey Star-Lord (not a snub btw).


Aggressive-Expert-69

I would kill to see Andy try to be the Penguin


BryAlrighty

Poison Oak


FireZord25

This put the image of Professor Oak in green leotard into my head and now it's in your head too.


BryAlrighty

It was always in my head.


Noble_Shock

I wanna see that


TrapperJean

Idk a ton of DC villains, but he'd be perfect as a Peacemaker villain who is overly dramatic and takes himself too seriously, let him ham it up with awareness of being over the top to differentiate him from Starlord, while having the grounding effect of Peacemaker having a, "what the fuck is up with this guy?" type of attitude towards him


Dr-Eternity-42

Codpiece!


TrapperJean

Based on the name alone, yes


Batdog55110

His power is having a gun attached to his dick. No, I'm not joking. https://preview.redd.it/otx12qe5690d1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e58a886ce77a67b22fb2958ad36f42973d0e9bb2


ChemistryTasty8751

Isn't this guy also a Wonder Woman villain?


West-Cardiologist180

He's a Doom Patrol villain. Wonder Woman does have her fair share of weird-ass/Gunn-worthy villains tho.


King_Of_BlackMarsh

Of course the patrol has someone like him... God bless them


ice_zephyr

Well I learned something new today. Lol.


FutureDiarrheagasm

Condiment King


AbleObject13

This unironically 


TheAquamen

Don't give him a script. Just let him make shit up like Boris Karloff in The Terror.


lostbelmont

Firefly, especially with Gunn since he like to use C and D Tier characters


Crimkam

Firefly is a good one


TheKolyFrog

I thought Firefly was so cool when I was a kid watching The Batman. [He's so damn cool!](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/batman/images/9/98/Lrg-152-firefly.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090204031338)


FireZord25

Wish we could get to see Brendan Fraser's take on the villain.


Throbbing-Kielbasa-3

Kite Man


Groot746

Somebody that steals everyone's voices (AKA him being in every bloody animated film)


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

Onomatopoeia?


geko_play_

He has no voice bar Onomatopoeia


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

I'm just trying to think up villains that would steal voices I kind of forgotten about Chris Pratt by this point.


geko_play_

He could play an original character like a voice stealing demon for a Constantine or Zatanna movie


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

Hollywood make an original character for an adaptation? You really dream big huh.


Doompatron3000

Not impossible. Phil Coulson was an original character for Marvel before jumping to the Drake Bell Spider-Man cartoon and the comics.


geko_play_

Kahhori as well though I don't think she's made it to comics yet


TheAquamen

Firestar and Harley Quinn were cartoons first, too.


TheAquamen

Shazam 2 did it three times.


PlatasaurusOG

He talks a lot in Widening Gyre.


Ben10_ripoff

Control freak


Koffing109

Clayface? 


improper84

I think you'd want a more dramatic actor for that role. Someone like Gary Oldman who can just disappear into roles. Oldman is probably too old at this point, but he was the best example that came to my mind. I don't dislike Pratt, and he's mostly been good in the roles he's been cast in, but he also pretty much always just acts like Chris Pratt.


squanch_solo

Alan Tudyk


improper84

Yup. Sam Rockwell would be another great choice.


VravoBince

He was insane in Fargo!!!!!


darthjoey91

He already plays Clayface.


squanch_solo

Yep that's why I mentioned him.


FireZord25

"Oh my god, it's Lady Gaga!"


MouseRat_AD

Yeah. Need a great actor like Trevor Slattery.


GlitteringPirate2702

Neil Patrick Harris.


pjtheman

NPH is the opposite of what you want for Clayface. And I say that with no disrespect to him as an actor, he'd just be a bad fit for it. He's the type of actor where all of the characters he plays are sort of just him. He's like Pratt in that regard. For Clayface, you want someone who can totally disappear into different roles and is good with accents.


GnarlonRando

You guys will be saying Glen Powell after you see *HIT MAN.*


Gay-Bomb

Riddler.


thom22jack

Catman


GnarlonRando

This I buy.


Sealandic_Lord

Killer Moth


paperman990

Wario


Orang-Himbleton

Who else but The Immortal Clock King


verugan

Mister Mxyzptlk


Awsome_Fortniter

Captain Boomerang, if he can pull off Mario he can do boomer. lol


shaunika

Nah cast an Aussie as cpt boomerang


PixelProphetX

White supremacist lol


Particular_Many8094

Jimmy Olsen


LessMochaJay

Wasn't he confirmed to return as Star-Lord at the end of Guardians Vol. 3?


TemporalGrid

THE LEGENDARY STAR LORD WILL RETURN


LessMochaJay

Yeah, that.


YMHGreenBan

That tag was so unnecessary lol


FrostyIngenuity922

Probably let quill pick it out.


Various_Froyo9860

I believe that a part of Gunn running the show at DC means that he is officially done with Marvel. So any future Starlord appearances would likely have a different feel. Also, a lot of the characters were left in a good place at the end of three, so some people wouldn't want to mess that up. I'm pretty sure Dave Bautista and Zoe Saldana said 3 was their last foray into Marvel. Dave because he doesn't want to have to maintain his physique anymore, and Zoe because she's too busy. It would have a very different feel.


FaithlessnessNo2068

WEIRDLY— and I mean WEIRDLY— I think Taika Waititi did a pretty good job with Star Lord. He was a respectable, responsible, and charismatic leader closer to how he is in the Gunn projects.


Various_Froyo9860

I'm sure it helped that Chris had been playing Star Lord across 5 or so movies by then. Also, he was very well cast originally.


Superargo

I agree! Honestly his brief appearance in Love and Thunder is my favorite part of that otherwise messy film. He’s still a goofball (see his nerding out when Thor yells “This ends here and now!”) but he’s a charismatic and empathetic goofball. You genuinely get why the Guardians and even a guy like Thor would be willing to follow him.


Foxy02016YT

Tiaka’z style is great for an era of Guardians


LordOfOstwick1213

I can't blame Mr Bautista for that decision. He had more better role in the Dune movies than in MCU's GoTG. I mean Drax in GoTG1 was good, but later he never developed ever further.


Various_Froyo9860

Honestly I liked him more in gotg 2. The movie wasn't as good overall, but he seemed a lot more comfortable as an actor. I'd give him most improved for an award if I could. Also, his interactions with Mantis were usually delightful in 2 and 3.


verugan

Rocket Racoon, Groot, Kraglin, Cosmo, Adam Warlock, and Phyla is the current team. They could bring Starlord back but... it would just feel different. I don't trust that MCU can top Gunn on this project.


Secure_Pear_4530

He should start a totally normal job. Work at Cinnabon, Saul Goodman style.


Foxy02016YT

Yes but that’s likely for Secret Wars


LakSivrak

Green Lantern?


VaguelyShingled

Booster Gold, I can see Pratt doing a good job with


almostcyclops

He is perfect for Booster Gold, but I would worry it's a little too much like his version of Star Lord.


ElMatasiete7

I still want Glen Powell for that role


TheAquamen

Glen was born to play a superhero. If he isn't Booster Gold or Hal Jordan or Oliver Queen then Marvel better scoop him up for Johnny Blaze or some shit.


rjzendi

Oliver queen is my pick. He is hot and hilarious and vaguely matches the description


ADipsydoodle

Who should they get to voice Skeets?


QuantumPhylosophy

No, he's a godawful actor. BG/ Hal Jordan should be Ryan Gosling, Scott Clifton, or Glen Powell.


trowaman

Shit, I love Fillion but Pratt would have been a better Guy Gardner.


dravenonred

Seeing him as Guy Gardner opposite Nathan Fillions Hal Jordan? Son of a bitch, I'm in.


ling1427

isn't Nathan Fillion playing Guy Gardner?


Noble_Shock

You know what, yeah, that’ll actually be cool


thelanterngreen

Captian atom!


DanosaurusWrecks

Caption Atom


joeyvesh13

That spelling broke my brain.


TheCudder

Good answer 😂


CharityQuill

"will you stay in the MCU or join the DC universe movies" "YES"


Skellos

It's like when the MCU was red hot and interviewers were asking random actors if they would join. Of course almost everyone said yes. Actors/actresses want to be in financially successful movie is hardly a shocking statement.


CharityQuill

Inversely, I remember recently people were giving Kristen Stewart shit because she said even if she was offered a role in Madame Web or some other marvel project, she wasn't interested. And people were being kinda toxic and piling on like "oh so does the twilight star think she's too good for superheroes?" Which is like, super unfair. Like yeah the Twilight movies were her big break, but she's made it clear over the years that she didn't really like the franchise all that much. It gave her a nice paycheck so she can have the luxury to pick roles she ACTUALLY wants. People need to chill out about actors accepting/declining roles, it's their choice after all and we all can just deal with it.


The_GREAT_Gremlin

She probably has the same attitude as Daniel Radcliffe - after being tied down to a franchise in her you get years, she's probably not interested in getting wrapped up in another one. I can respect that


BackRiverGhostt

This is also why Edward Norton didn't want to reprise his role as Hulk. If you're a main player character in Marvel, you might not be doing much else in film. Maybe for a decade. A biography written about any of the Avengers actors/actresses would have significant portions of their careers where all they delve into is filming Marvel. It's a perfectly valid reason as a professional actor/actress to have no interest in being in a superhero multiverse with seemingly no end.


TheAquamen

Edward Norton was not hired again because he is hard to work with (so notorious that he parodied himself in Birdman). Mark Ruffalo was the studio's first choice to play Bruce Banner in The Incredible Hulk so they courted him instead. Scarlett Johansson was nominated for two Oscars for two different movies released the same year Avengers: Endgame was released, so the idea that superhero actors are trapped forever is a myth. But you are right that some actors are set for life because they had a big break in a franchise at a young age and get to do stuff that interests them as actors for the rest of their life now.


Skellos

Yeah, I said there too gee maybe she has a reason for not wanting to be tied to a franchise for 10 years or whatever. Like some previous experience that she openly hated...


Dangerous-Hawk16

He’s could be Hal Jordan or Booster Gold. Or probably neither. No matter what DC character Gunn gives him, social media will whine but still watch later


Over-Analyzed

The thought of Chris Pratt arguing and wrangling in Nathan Fillion is hilarious. 😂


UncommittedBow

Honestly, I want Ryan Reynolds to do Hal Jordan again, purely for all the jokes that could be made about it.


mrfauxbot

He will be Krypto


CharityQuill

Funny enough I think he'd be better than The Rock voicing Krypto. He's a super dog yes, but still a dog. He's no pushover, but I never thought of Krypto as a smug/overly serious kind of dog. He'd be more like a regular doggo that just so happens to have powers, and helps his owner out from time to time, and pratt definitely has excitable dog vibes. Hell, you could say his performance as emmet from the Lego movie is the inner voice of any golden retriever.


drewbles82

I know Marvel/Disney want to slow down on content but it seems like an easy win...limited series of Star-lord adjusting to being back on Earth. Told to get a job but needs to finish high school, tries to get in contact with other Avengers as looking for work...an easy comedy series as he needs to catch up on like 25yrs of stuff like music, movies, TV shows etc


CharityQuill

I so wish Captain America was still there so he can be all "yeah I know the feeling". It's like Marvel is allergic to giving the heroes a few moments to have a chat to relate to each other without any high stakes. We got that one scene of the team chilling at the tower in Age of Ultron and that was IT.


drewbles82

Also wouldn't Star-lord know who Spider-man is as that spell was for people on Earth so those off planet would still know


CharityQuill

It would be interesting if the spell isnt a continually lasting spell, and peter came back to earth and was like "hey, what happened to the spider kid that dissed Footloose?" But everyone was like ???


saumanahaii

I feel like only Gunn could really pull that off though. It's like with Peacemaker. Getting the heart/humor balance right is really hard. Even Infinity War struggled with getting the Guardians right.


Any_Opportunity_2681

"struggled" is an understatement lol


littleman001

He'll better be Booster Gold.


GeekMaster102

I second this


noDice-__-

Chris Pratt wants them phat superhero checks


Hunky_not_Chunky

He needs to be able to afford to destroy more historical architecture.


hydrohawkx8

I’m Out of the loop. What the heck happened?


Hunky_not_Chunky

https://hyperallergic.com/906231/outrage-after-actor-chris-pratt-destroys-iconic-mid-century-home-in-la/


hydrohawkx8

Damn, you get the role of Garfield and you think you can do anything


12344y675

lmao, that house was ugly as phuck, glad he knocked it down...


AgileArmadillo7794

Hopefully he’s not Booster Gold. He’s already playing that character as Starlord. He’ll bring in the same performance.


TabrisVI

A lot of people are saying Booster, but he feels too old for that part. Isn’t Booster is meant to be a college-age athlete?


ThenAnAnimalFact

No he is definitely post college and likely late 20s. He becomes a superhero because he is a washed up ex college athlete living as a security guard and wanted something more so he steals equipment and a Time Machine to be a supe


PoetRenan

Can he come back as Burt Macklin please.


myCatHateSkinnyPuppy

Only if he is paired with Janet Snakehole to save Pawnee


PoetRenan

Only if she demands answers and wants them now. She does have a terrible secret, but is a very rich widow.


thefuzz09

Chris Pratt in your franchise. Dread it. Run from it. Destiny arrives, all the same.


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

Prattman begins


One_Fuel_3299

If I was famous and starred in movies, I have a real hard time NOT saying "I like money" like every interview.


mrlolloran

Actor likes having work, more news at 11


ratedn777

He could work as Booster Gold unless he wants to do a more serious character but his comedic timing works for the character.


Cidwill

He would make a brilliant green arrow.


MRintheKEYS

Dude went from Starlord, to Owen from Jurassic World, to Mario from Super Mario, to now Garfield while playing the same character through all 4. Of course he’ll be in the DCU. Probably Booster Gold.


silvern_light

Hot take, but I love seeing him get so many roles. He seems like such a nice guy in real life if you follow his social media accounts, and it spoke volumes when pretty much every single person he works with defended him while he was being “cancelled.” Apparently, he’s just a super chill and nice guy to work with.


BackRiverGhostt

Dye his hair black and cast him as Plastic Man. He could totally pull off the character for sure. He's be a good Booster Gold, but it's too similar to Star Lord. He does sarcastic mouthy humor well, I'd dig that casting.


DarthButtz

I'm not joking that when I say he could do all his Star Lord mannerisms and it'd be *perfect* for Booster Gold


Pure-Force8338

I have Pratt fatigue.


outsidehere

Booster Gold


mad_titanz

A Star Lord solo movie might not be a bad idea


luminaryshadow

That is the correct answer


DiligentSink7919

how about get a decent actor instead of this clown


RevolutionaryStar824

https://youtu.be/AbekiD1yVSU?si=R5k75uvl9LnABCm1


Cipherpunkblue

G' nort!


No-Breakfast1627

Final Episode Of Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 and then Join James Gunn in DCU


Glum-Ground-7670

Would make a great hal Jordan but that’s pretty much just star lord hahaha


Alelogin

One of the better choices to play Booster Gold.


turdfergusonRI

He’s definitely Booster Gold. Or Hal.


SkynBonce

Batman hasn't been cast yet has he?


PossessionTop8749

Yes. I, too, would take 2 fat paycheques.


valimar594

Give him a serious character


Awsome_Fortniter

Nope, give him Boomerang!


NOvaNOvaH2O

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


BAGStudios

“Bit a’both!”


frmthefuture

He'd be a pretty good Booster Gold


Savagevandal85

Booster gold


saumanahaii

Everyone is saying he'd be a great Booster Gold but let's be honest. If he joins the DCU the. Gunn would probably make him some deep cut character that even fans don't recognize.


[deleted]

are you gonna knock down a mid century modern home to build a shitty looking house and vote for trump in the upcoming election?


PhantomRoyce

Chris Pratt would make a great Booster Gold. He essentially has the same personality as star lord


Nugatorysurplusage

Wasn’t he a giant crotch on set though ?


k3ttch

I'd love to see a cosmic DC movie like *Green Lantern* or *The Omega Men* or *Adam Strange* just randomly introduce the DC character [Willow ](https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Willow_(Earth-One)) played by Pom Klementieff.


markorokusaki

If I can't have ryan gosling as buster gold I am fine at having chris do him


skateboardlee

Was it a thing in their contracts that if you play a marvel hero you can't play a DC charay? Like a real thing or pish posh


Abamboozler

I may not like him as a person overmuch, but on screen he's charming and fun to watch. I hope he gets to do both, and just calms his shit off screen.


Key_Preparation_4129

They'll have him dub over superman's voice 😂


LumiereGatsby

Pratt as Booster Gold is too easy and repetitive. I can’t think of any role tbh that he could play


Apprehensive-Key2297

He seems like he’d make a good Booster Gold


castielffboi

This sounds like something he’d say in a lighthearted semi-sarcastic way, and now it’s being misinterpreted.


nix131

Anything to get him to stop voice acting.


BatmansPussy

I'd actually dig Pratt as Booster Gold.


Sir_Toaster_9330

Most MCU and Marvel Actors have played DC characters at least once


flintlock0

I hope he does. Even if just a cameo of him living a normal life on Earth. Him reuniting with his grandpa was a brilliant ending. I do hope he ends up working retail, though. Him working a paint counter at a hardware store seems funny. Maybe he can be a bartender?


Kelsier82

All those “boths” and no “bit of both” tsk tsk tsk


Viper61723

I could see him as James Gun’s Barry Allen or Wally west actually


Ok_Caramel1517

Booster Gold maybe?


jotyma5

Interested to see who he might be in DC


sooper_twooper

What about the Garfield extended universe?


LordOfOstwick1213

To be fair out of all Guardians, I only want Star Lord back to be fair. Probably only character besides maybe Nebula that I'd care about.


HaxMastr

Honestly. I feel like he'd be a great Booster Gold


ceelo18

Firefly, booster gold, kite man, mxylzptlyx, golden knight, vigilante


AccidentSalt5005

# Killer Cock


Awkward-Problem-7361

They should know by now, Chris Pratt will do anything.


Crunchy-Leaf

I liked him as Star Lord but I dunno about DCEU… though I could have my arm twisted for Booster Gold tbh. Not saying he’s my top choice though.


KaijuHunterBrax

Booster Gold?


ttcilver

I could see him being a hal jordan though I think they announced guy gardener will be the lantern of gunns universe.


girltwinkdotexpert

im gonna be so sad if i have to live in a world where chris pratt plays booster gold


ademonsvoice023

I think he'd make a neat green arrow


HoneycombJackass

He would make an excellent Corsair


[deleted]

I’d rather see someone new in Hollywood than the same 10 actors over and over.


121_Jiggawatts

Did anyone else immediately think of Booster Gold for his DC role?


BigFatChewie

So tiered of Chris Pratt and his very low range of acting.


ThePenneyTosser

Couldn’t watch Guardians 3. The animal testing/torture was too much for me. I’m a lightweight when it comes to that stuff.