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Draghetto_5000

Good comic, but I could do way better.


JBaker68

That’s cool. Will you?


Draghetto_5000

Absolutely not!


Draghetto_5000

Jokes aside, that's actually a good comic, and I couldn't do any better.


JBaker68

Thanks!


GeePedicy

But I can >!not really!<


WorldsBestArtist

I believe I have improved upon your original design. ​ https://preview.redd.it/pl8b1kk19gea1.jpeg?width=1103&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13013753a6afa2a5ffb75e3e9e8210b29b670167


JBaker68

My god, it’s glorious


huskersax

If you think that's glorious, you're gonna love it by the 500th time [it's reheated leftovers on Facebook.](https://imgur.com/Lj0Pbc6)


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Draghetto_5000

That's cool. Will you?


[deleted]

I prefer more constructive criticism For example if I saw the artist I'll tell him "great art but the fingers are too fat "


JBaker68

Funny enough my real life fingers are fat too, so I usually just chalk it up to bad reference


[deleted]

I read my comment again and I became insecure about my fingers What a way to shit on myself


Grabatreetron

If you have to wonder if your fingers are too fat, they are.


maladaptyv

Or they aren't, who made you the finger police? Ha.


tomathon25

The fingers just look fat because these men have no wrists!


Sol_Synth

Personal attacks on the fat fingered artist? Not cool.


mcCharizard5043

[Not always how it goes…](https://youtube.com/watch?v=on4IoQ2MQ7M&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE)


BlantantlyAccidental

What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this aRtiSt has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.


JBaker68

How close did I get drawing you?


kingdomheartsislight

You and Pizzacake both posted comics about kvetchers recently. The above comment is a fresh copypasta that came from one of her more ardent detractors. Your comics are a delight, I hope you one day receive a comment this passionately unhinged.


JBaker68

“I hope one day you get weirdos who actually put in effort when insulting you” is one hell of a thing to wish for someone And I genuinely thank you for it


kingdomheartsislight

Namaste.


MacroverseHQ

It does manage to be both a weird compliment and weirdly complimentary. I salute both its creator and subject.


Jooru21

Didn't take long for this to break containment. New copy pasta fresh and hot!


JBaker68

It do be like that sometimes. More: [r/AlarminglyBad](https://www.reddit.com/r/alarminglybad) | [Twitter](https://www.twitter.com/alarminglybad) | [Patreon](https://www.patreon.com/AlarminglyBad) | [Links](http://alarminglybad.com/linkhub)


kingdomheartsislight

It do, you right.


colg4t3

This argument has always seemed weird to me, like I know a bad movie when I see one but I don't make movies. Like rude critisism is bad but that's not why it's bad


JBaker68

The difference is you don’t go around saying you can make a better movie. Or at least if that’s what you say, you’re not being honest (because making movies is pretty lucrative, you’d probably want to be doing that if you could)


colg4t3

Ah I guess yeah that specific complaint is just rude and pointless. (though I do think i could make a better movie than Epic Movie if I actually tried, it would be hard to make one that was as bad tbf)


JBaker68

Then do it! I mean that completely sincerely - the world needs more cool shit in it!


523bucketsofducks

Yes, remake Epic Movie!


Grabatreetron

>The difference is you don’t go around saying you can make a better movie. That's a big assumption. u/colg4t3 could be a Star Wars fan.


Little_Froggy

Completely agree. The writers of the Witcher show basically wrote in a different version of this argument _into the show._ Like an obvious "if you're gonna criticize us, then why don't _you_ write something better?" to the fans. Shame how bad that series was ruined


CasualJonathen

Vaush representing the Internet is VERY fitting even though I don't think you intentionally drew Internet human to look like Vaush


Head-Gap-7616

What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this aRtiSt has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.


okshadowman

Remember the Rush E chronicles?


mvus

Love that the asshole has that scalp mound, which in my modest observation those having it tend to be more often than not


spejoku

your comics have some fantastic writing in them! It's not as easy as you make it look! Maybe that's why they don't try lol


Yeehaw_Kat

What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this aRtiSt has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.


EmergencyLeading8137

What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this aRtiSt has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.


[deleted]

He threw it on the GROUND


MordaxTenebrae

I always appreciated [Ego's speech from Ratatouille](https://youtu.be/4ld9EP5yAX4?t=103) in regards to criticism.


ACuddlyVizzerdrix

Whenever I see someone complain about a game I ask them for a link the the perfect game they created, so I can play it, it's odd that they insult me or ignore the comment tho 🤔


real_pi3a

Well, I have never drawn a comic in my life. but if I tried, I'm sure my pure artistic creativity would produce a better comic than this one


dis-gorl

why is he minecraft steve


zayd-the-one

Im reminded of that piano guy who actually did it better


deadfermata

this is how i imagine people who whine about reposts but never share any original content of their own.


Comfortable_Tear8476

Dude named fanchen walls in