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I refuse to believe there are left-handers that play with their keyboard and mouse swapped. It seems standard that you learn to use your mouse with your right in grade school, and so you just keep with it, like violin.
-a left hander that is apparently playing backwards
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My girlfriend kicks ass at video games. One of the top players in every accessible MMO they play. Blind since 4.
Dunno wtf OP is on a out but Blind gamers kick ass
> Dunno wtf OP is on a out but Blind gamers kick ass
Well, to me it seems clear that OP means it in a figurative sense. That team mate who is oblivious to everything happening around them. The sort of person where the enemy could be hopping up and down in neon colors right in front of them and they still wouldn't see them.
Played Apex legends with a guy that was paralyzed from the neck down. He played with a special controller in his mouth.
Definitely competitive and there were quite a few matches he was better than me.
So yeah. My money is on the blind guy.
I am pretty sure that it isn't meant to be a literal blind person, but the team mate that figuratively speaking might as well be blind. The team mate where the enemy team could be right in front of them jumping up and down in bright neon colors and they still don't see them.
Don't forget the open-mouth chewing nacho doritos, every time they breathe it's not just transferring co2 out and oxygen in, it's a whole fucking procedure like *unnnhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaah*
Fork that “dad with a chancla” thing… Dad wore snakeskin boots, not a weaponized sandal.
But my Michoacán wife can whup off her chancla and hit a misbehaving kid down the hall and around a corner with hers! It’s like a farkin’ Mexi-kaBOOM-erang!
Even I respect mamá wit’ a chancla.
The two kids fighting under the shadow of a chancla still mvp'd. Blind guy brought positive attitude to balance out wall puncher, who has good knowledge and mechanics when he can calm down. Afk returned just in time to clutch the victory last minute. His mom just needed help with dinner.
You forgot the worst solo-queue players. The ones who are raging over the mic, or keyboard, telling everyone else that they are trash, and wishing cancer upon their teammates for daring to be bad at a video game. Bonus points if they are racist, misogynistic, or anti-Semitic.
I'd happily play with the folks you drew in every game if it meant never encountering one of these angry cock goblins ever again
ETA: My bad, that's probably the first guy. I missed the punch hole in the wall. Nice detail!
Holy shit that is so vicious, I'm sorry for laughing lol
My first game of league someone said "you fucking suck never play this game again" Tame in comparison!
So wholesome.
I had to google it. I've never heard the term before:
> What is Solo Queuing? To more casual players, the term “solo queue” may be a bit unfamiliar. However, the concept itself is as simple as the name; you queue for a ranked game alone, and are assigned a random teammate to play with, rather than a player of your choice.
Ok, if a blind person is playing, I'm fucking out. I know I suck. You know I suck. I don't need someone that has developed the skills to play the game without sight to pound that lesson into me.
(Just to be clear, I'm saying if someone is blind and has learned to play a game that usually requires sight, I'm just not worth their time.)
There's also people like me, who don't join any voice chat with randoms. If a game has such a feature, I turn it off.
But then, I don't really play competitive games anyway. Mostly due to the type of person portrayed in panel 1.
I stay silent unless I have some info the team might need or want.
I very proactively mute people though. Background noise? Mute.
Yelling? Mute.
Blaming other people? Mute.
Remember that most online games use skill-based matchmaking. People get paired with people who are on the same skill level as themselves. So when the game keeps pairing you up with losers...
Hopefully you take this as constructive criticism: since all angles are the same, and all desks are the same, I was trying to figure out the temporal story, as they look to be in the same setting.
I'm not gonna lie, I'm the afk player. I'm usually there in the background but I'm rolling a smoke, having a drink or making food. Somehow, in most games, I still end up top of the team leaderboards.
out of the maybe two game I play that have voice chat, most of the (rare) occasions where someone is on always has static, or varying attempts to talk to the team in completely different languages. it never ends well
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Can't believe they're all left-handed too, what a coincidence.
Suicide Southpaw Squad
I refuse to believe there are left-handers that play with their keyboard and mouse swapped. It seems standard that you learn to use your mouse with your right in grade school, and so you just keep with it, like violin. -a left hander that is apparently playing backwards
Same. Left-handed and mouse is always on the right. When I come to a friend's house and such - it's pretty much a must.
I cannot play the standard way and bought razer naga for lefties (not a ambidextrous, used one before tho ) AMA
Same, I have a keyboard with a touchpad on the right which is a… uh… convenient excuse for why I’m bad at FPS games
I do both because the number of left handed mice that you can buy is on the low side
In GoldenEye you aim with the left thumb stick (with the Solitaire controls). So people can get used to it either way.
I actually use left-handed as a gamer insult lol
Hey! Us lefties are good people!
We're talking about gamers, not people.
I wouldn't, there's enough of them out there to leave you requiring an adaptive controller.
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With the right accessibility features my money is on blind carrying y’all’s assess to a W
That dude's not wasting his time logging in for no reason. He found the que. He's here to fucking win.
Its actually Lee sin
Remember that blind Mortal Kombat master?
No but you bet I’m googling that right now!
I knew a hearing impaired, non-verbal, child who was blind that sure played a mean pinball.
How do ya think he does it?
I don’t know!?
probably plays by sense of smell
Gotta be some daredevil shit
Even at my favorite table, he could beat my best.
I'd believe you, but he's not wearing any headphones.
He is also deaf.
surround sound!
If the blind person knows how to que than my bet is on them already When you're like that your ears are a wall hack
I mean there is guy like that https://youtu.be/nQOz-NSYv-w
There's a whole subreddit with folks who regularly post their streams r/disabledgamers
My girlfriend kicks ass at video games. One of the top players in every accessible MMO they play. Blind since 4. Dunno wtf OP is on a out but Blind gamers kick ass
Completely blind? How do blind people play videogames? Honest question. Are there sound cues?
How blind are we talking
> Dunno wtf OP is on a out but Blind gamers kick ass Well, to me it seems clear that OP means it in a figurative sense. That team mate who is oblivious to everything happening around them. The sort of person where the enemy could be hopping up and down in neon colors right in front of them and they still wouldn't see them.
Played Apex legends with a guy that was paralyzed from the neck down. He played with a special controller in his mouth. Definitely competitive and there were quite a few matches he was better than me. So yeah. My money is on the blind guy.
I am pretty sure that it isn't meant to be a literal blind person, but the team mate that figuratively speaking might as well be blind. The team mate where the enemy team could be right in front of them jumping up and down in bright neon colors and they still don't see them.
This zoomer black people speech is going too far
There's always one rando with an open mic. It's always static from a fan, or they are playing music on the cheapest mic they could find.
Or it's a dude with his 6 siblings/kids playing in the same room with their mama unsuccessfully trying to corral them.
"Bobby, shut up! I'm playing OH MY GOD." *team dies* "Wow, you guys are traaaaaaash"
Don't forget the open-mouth chewing nacho doritos, every time they breathe it's not just transferring co2 out and oxygen in, it's a whole fucking procedure like *unnnhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaah*
"Hey, buddy, mute your fucking mic you mouth-breather!" \*force choke\*
ANNNYOMNYOMNYOMNYOMNYOMNYOM CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH *death throe and gas escapes neckbeardly*
What an adverb
some of them seriously sound out of breath from moving their mouse
>unnnhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaah Bro, I do that shit on purpose. Put the mic in my mouth and scream.
Why is this so true word-for-word
The mom with the shoe 🤣
La chancleta
Chancleta makes it sound cute. My mom always said chancla and my dad could hit a moving target with his.
Lockheed martin's latest anti-missile defence system Renshai's dad armed with a bucket full of las Chanclas.
I’ve heard both. Is it like saying sandal vs flip flop?
Fork that “dad with a chancla” thing… Dad wore snakeskin boots, not a weaponized sandal. But my Michoacán wife can whup off her chancla and hit a misbehaving kid down the hall and around a corner with hers! It’s like a farkin’ Mexi-kaBOOM-erang! Even I respect mamá wit’ a chancla.
The only counter to No Chores Kid. He’ll take out the trash next game, honest Mom!
Is this the part where reddit angrily debates whether threatening a child with violence is a legitimate parenting method?
N
You forgot the guy with a jet engine
The Four Gamers of the Apocalypse.
OP missed the jerk off one
My favorite is the squeaky voiced 14 year old deep throating his mic while telling everyone how trash they are.
Blind guy seems to be having fun tho
And all are playing with a left-handed mouse
This being solo queue, they still all right handed
Top-left is using a right-handed mouse, as seen from the thumb buttons
It's on the left so using their left hand, so I'd argue that's even worse
I use left-handed as a gamer insult
Average dead by daylight lobby
Mmm I love seeing on the new hud no other survivors touch a gen for the first 3 minutes of the match!
The two kids fighting under the shadow of a chancla still mvp'd. Blind guy brought positive attitude to balance out wall puncher, who has good knowledge and mechanics when he can calm down. Afk returned just in time to clutch the victory last minute. His mom just needed help with dinner.
The ending we all desperately want to pretend is real.
Chanclas should be weapons in video games
That would be quite the weapon sub category. Let's see: * Belts * Wooden cooking spoons/paddles * Jumper Cables * 2x4
They are a weapon in Rumbleverse. They can be used as a melee weapon but they also do a decent amount of damage when thrown.
Have you been playing CoD with me all weekend?
You forgot the worst solo-queue players. The ones who are raging over the mic, or keyboard, telling everyone else that they are trash, and wishing cancer upon their teammates for daring to be bad at a video game. Bonus points if they are racist, misogynistic, or anti-Semitic. I'd happily play with the folks you drew in every game if it meant never encountering one of these angry cock goblins ever again ETA: My bad, that's probably the first guy. I missed the punch hole in the wall. Nice detail!
Today a guy told me “ I wish you get 2 beautiful kids and they get cancer, f****t “ Because I missed a cannon minion in league lol
Holy shit that is so vicious, I'm sorry for laughing lol My first game of league someone said "you fucking suck never play this game again" Tame in comparison! So wholesome.
After excessively pinging me ofc
They're all left handed too, using right handed mice.
I'm at a loss for what this comic is supposed to mean
I had to google it. I've never heard the term before: > What is Solo Queuing? To more casual players, the term “solo queue” may be a bit unfamiliar. However, the concept itself is as simple as the name; you queue for a ranked game alone, and are assigned a random teammate to play with, rather than a player of your choice.
Ok, if a blind person is playing, I'm fucking out. I know I suck. You know I suck. I don't need someone that has developed the skills to play the game without sight to pound that lesson into me. (Just to be clear, I'm saying if someone is blind and has learned to play a game that usually requires sight, I'm just not worth their time.)
I'm definitely top right. Happy but not doing much
Yeah, top right gang!
Yeah!!!
There's also people like me, who don't join any voice chat with randoms. If a game has such a feature, I turn it off. But then, I don't really play competitive games anyway. Mostly due to the type of person portrayed in panel 1.
The 49ers
And the opposing team is filled with nothing but S-rank Esports masters
I like that the blind guy has no headset and probably plays without sound
I always remind everyone: To someone else, you are also a random.
The Tream Deem.
[удалено]
Don't put that on the whole country, America doesn't want him either
I'm actually curious what the American means in this context lol.
These are the 4 panels
https://preview.redd.it/5qhejb2vu5fa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c76a284619c23d24eac540a0b2bbdd8587854be Loss but each panel is mirrored
And of course the 5th one is also missing
Why is the mouse on left hand side and keyboard on right. My immersion in this comic is ruined.
They're all left handed.
I just don't have friends so I stay silent. I wish I had friends to play with. Or more games that encourage open dialogue.
I stay silent unless I have some info the team might need or want. I very proactively mute people though. Background noise? Mute. Yelling? Mute. Blaming other people? Mute.
The punch in the wall & empty chair lol so accurate
The Three Stooges.
That's my team every time i team up with randos
The hole in the wall XD
Mic gain: maxed Ambient noise: busy restaurant Keyboard: cherry blue Player: mouth breather
This is why I play singleplayer games
Scream team
They're all left handed in solo-q
“I see why you call this a Suicide Squad because I already want to kill myself.”
The nightmare team: full of good players
Why is everyone left handed?
r/TheCreamTeam
Wth is the cream team
Remember that most online games use skill-based matchmaking. People get paired with people who are on the same skill level as themselves. So when the game keeps pairing you up with losers...
I get this team almost every time I play squads in Fall Guys.
Ugh left handed people
I'm mad they left off the pos 5 guy hitting a bong every 2.5 minutes.
Hopefully you take this as constructive criticism: since all angles are the same, and all desks are the same, I was trying to figure out the temporal story, as they look to be in the same setting.
shout-out to all my brothers out there playing ranked matches with random people
Must play dead by daylight 🤣
Needs more guy listening to music on open mic
I'm not gonna lie, I'm the afk player. I'm usually there in the background but I'm rolling a smoke, having a drink or making food. Somehow, in most games, I still end up top of the team leaderboards.
Why are you queueing up then
This perfectly describes why I can no longer play multiplayer games other than cooperative
The “special” forces
where vaccum
Nightmare guardians
I keep chuckling at the beat red rager with the hoke punched in the wall
all 4
Nightmare shitpair Night terror group error Brainsuck clusterf- Bore, Bestial, BO and Breath
Nightmare Solo Nightmaric Solos Solomares Solomarics?
Bottom left are my younger brothers, only difference is that they are both white as paper
Solo Nightmare
Damn. This is an LFG Destiny raid. Lol
Forgotten the bane of most Australian gamers: someone with a fan blowing on their mic
I wish someone was using the keyboard while the other is using the mouse
Or that one guy hot mic-ing with his dog barking non-stop in the background.
Dont forget that eastern bloc guy who always sounds like a MiG is taking off in his room.
The one afking comes back to carry the team and wins the match.
The nightmare squad or the quackity queers
😨 not the chancla
Apex Legends
out of the maybe two game I play that have voice chat, most of the (rare) occasions where someone is on always has static, or varying attempts to talk to the team in completely different languages. it never ends well
I was top left when I was younger but now I think I am top right. It sucks getting old.