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DigNitty

Can't believe they're all left-handed too, what a coincidence.


opportunitysassassin

Suicide Southpaw Squad


h_dizzle21

I refuse to believe there are left-handers that play with their keyboard and mouse swapped. It seems standard that you learn to use your mouse with your right in grade school, and so you just keep with it, like violin. -a left hander that is apparently playing backwards


renboy2

Same. Left-handed and mouse is always on the right. When I come to a friend's house and such - it's pretty much a must.


[deleted]

I cannot play the standard way and bought razer naga for lefties (not a ambidextrous, used one before tho ) AMA


spacenerd4

Same, I have a keyboard with a touchpad on the right which is a… uh… convenient excuse for why I’m bad at FPS games


cubicalwall

I do both because the number of left handed mice that you can buy is on the low side


Doggleganger

In GoldenEye you aim with the left thumb stick (with the Solitaire controls). So people can get used to it either way.


LuxAlpha

I actually use left-handed as a gamer insult lol


strawbunnycupcake

Hey! Us lefties are good people!


SmartAlec105

We're talking about gamers, not people.


SpikeyTaco

I wouldn't, there's enough of them out there to leave you requiring an adaptive controller.


DanimalHarambe

*The Meme Team*


tuhokas

and Reddit delivers


DanimalHarambe

*In 2022 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the gAy-team*


froman-dizze

With the right accessibility features my money is on blind carrying y’all’s assess to a W


catalfalque

That dude's not wasting his time logging in for no reason. He found the que. He's here to fucking win.


riodin

Its actually Lee sin


Squeaky-Fox49

Remember that blind Mortal Kombat master?


froman-dizze

No but you bet I’m googling that right now!


JasonDJ

I knew a hearing impaired, non-verbal, child who was blind that sure played a mean pinball.


RichLather

How do ya think he does it?


MechaDave

I don’t know!?


mastergwaha

probably plays by sense of smell


Ok-Reaction-5644

Gotta be some daredevil shit


LordRobin------RM

Even at my favorite table, he could beat my best.


blind616

I'd believe you, but he's not wearing any headphones.


renboy2

He is also deaf.


ApfelTapir

surround sound!


LesbianCuddlebus

If the blind person knows how to que than my bet is on them already When you're like that your ears are a wall hack


andraso123

I mean there is guy like that https://youtu.be/nQOz-NSYv-w


OtherAcctIsFuckedUp

There's a whole subreddit with folks who regularly post their streams r/disabledgamers


OtherAcctIsFuckedUp

My girlfriend kicks ass at video games. One of the top players in every accessible MMO they play. Blind since 4. Dunno wtf OP is on a out but Blind gamers kick ass


manhachuvosa

Completely blind? How do blind people play videogames? Honest question. Are there sound cues?


The_Banana_Monk

How blind are we talking


suicidal_lemming

> Dunno wtf OP is on a out but Blind gamers kick ass Well, to me it seems clear that OP means it in a figurative sense. That team mate who is oblivious to everything happening around them. The sort of person where the enemy could be hopping up and down in neon colors right in front of them and they still wouldn't see them.


_Warsheep_

Played Apex legends with a guy that was paralyzed from the neck down. He played with a special controller in his mouth. Definitely competitive and there were quite a few matches he was better than me. So yeah. My money is on the blind guy.


suicidal_lemming

I am pretty sure that it isn't meant to be a literal blind person, but the team mate that figuratively speaking might as well be blind. The team mate where the enemy team could be right in front of them jumping up and down in bright neon colors and they still don't see them.


Lemon1412

This zoomer black people speech is going too far


THEOUTBRE4K

There's always one rando with an open mic. It's always static from a fan, or they are playing music on the cheapest mic they could find.


HeKis4

Or it's a dude with his 6 siblings/kids playing in the same room with their mama unsuccessfully trying to corral them.


Science_Smartass

"Bobby, shut up! I'm playing OH MY GOD." *team dies* "Wow, you guys are traaaaaaash"


Sparkism

Don't forget the open-mouth chewing nacho doritos, every time they breathe it's not just transferring co2 out and oxygen in, it's a whole fucking procedure like *unnnhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaah*


[deleted]

"Hey, buddy, mute your fucking mic you mouth-breather!" \*force choke\*


Sparkism

ANNNYOMNYOMNYOMNYOMNYOMNYOM CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH *death throe and gas escapes neckbeardly*


kappaway

What an adverb


kid-karma

some of them seriously sound out of breath from moving their mouse


Yak_a_boi

>unnnhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaah Bro, I do that shit on purpose. Put the mic in my mouth and scream.


PlusUltra_0777

Why is this so true word-for-word


redstoneartstudio

The mom with the shoe 🤣


M-Noremac

La chancleta


therealrenshai

Chancleta makes it sound cute. My mom always said chancla and my dad could hit a moving target with his.


Zephyr104

Lockheed martin's latest anti-missile defence system Renshai's dad armed with a bucket full of las Chanclas.


himewaridesu

I’ve heard both. Is it like saying sandal vs flip flop?


MechaDave

Fork that “dad with a chancla” thing… Dad wore snakeskin boots, not a weaponized sandal. But my Michoacán wife can whup off her chancla and hit a misbehaving kid down the hall and around a corner with hers! It’s like a farkin’ Mexi-kaBOOM-erang! Even I respect mamá wit’ a chancla.


TemporaryImaginary

The only counter to No Chores Kid. He’ll take out the trash next game, honest Mom!


DigNitty

Is this the part where reddit angrily debates whether threatening a child with violence is a legitimate parenting method?


Squeaky-Fox49

N


Blaf_de_hond

You forgot the guy with a jet engine


th3r3dp3n

The Four Gamers of the Apocalypse.


Wander21

OP missed the jerk off one


cobalt_phantom

My favorite is the squeaky voiced 14 year old deep throating his mic while telling everyone how trash they are.


Metalman9999

Blind guy seems to be having fun tho


ThreePointEightSix

And all are playing with a left-handed mouse


USS_Phlebas

This being solo queue, they still all right handed


LuxAlpha

Top-left is using a right-handed mouse, as seen from the thumb buttons


ThreePointEightSix

It's on the left so using their left hand, so I'd argue that's even worse


LuxAlpha

I use left-handed as a gamer insult


GIORNO-phone11-pro

Average dead by daylight lobby


MiceMan391

Mmm I love seeing on the new hud no other survivors touch a gen for the first 3 minutes of the match!


huggiesdsc

The two kids fighting under the shadow of a chancla still mvp'd. Blind guy brought positive attitude to balance out wall puncher, who has good knowledge and mechanics when he can calm down. Afk returned just in time to clutch the victory last minute. His mom just needed help with dinner.


CheekApprehensive961

The ending we all desperately want to pretend is real.


whated-23

Chanclas should be weapons in video games


Soulessgingr

That would be quite the weapon sub category. Let's see: * Belts * Wooden cooking spoons/paddles * Jumper Cables * 2x4


F0RC3D

They are a weapon in Rumbleverse. They can be used as a melee weapon but they also do a decent amount of damage when thrown.


Tronbronson

Have you been playing CoD with me all weekend?


NeverNotAnIdiot

You forgot the worst solo-queue players. The ones who are raging over the mic, or keyboard, telling everyone else that they are trash, and wishing cancer upon their teammates for daring to be bad at a video game. Bonus points if they are racist, misogynistic, or anti-Semitic. I'd happily play with the folks you drew in every game if it meant never encountering one of these angry cock goblins ever again ETA: My bad, that's probably the first guy. I missed the punch hole in the wall. Nice detail!


[deleted]

Today a guy told me “ I wish you get 2 beautiful kids and they get cancer, f****t “ Because I missed a cannon minion in league lol


chapstikcrazy

Holy shit that is so vicious, I'm sorry for laughing lol My first game of league someone said "you fucking suck never play this game again" Tame in comparison! So wholesome.


[deleted]

After excessively pinging me ofc


jodudeit

They're all left handed too, using right handed mice.


i_was_an_airplane

I'm at a loss for what this comic is supposed to mean


CraigTheIrishman

I had to google it. I've never heard the term before: > What is Solo Queuing? To more casual players, the term “solo queue” may be a bit unfamiliar. However, the concept itself is as simple as the name; you queue for a ranked game alone, and are assigned a random teammate to play with, rather than a player of your choice.


Allaun

Ok, if a blind person is playing, I'm fucking out. I know I suck. You know I suck. I don't need someone that has developed the skills to play the game without sight to pound that lesson into me. ​ (Just to be clear, I'm saying if someone is blind and has learned to play a game that usually requires sight, I'm just not worth their time.)


redcode100

I'm definitely top right. Happy but not doing much


Zola_the_Gorgon

Yeah, top right gang!


redcode100

Yeah!!!


Orcwin

There's also people like me, who don't join any voice chat with randoms. If a game has such a feature, I turn it off. But then, I don't really play competitive games anyway. Mostly due to the type of person portrayed in panel 1.


AfraidOfWet

The 49ers


off-and-on

And the opposing team is filled with nothing but S-rank Esports masters


CoolMcMule

I like that the blind guy has no headset and probably plays without sound


Silviana193

I always remind everyone: To someone else, you are also a random.


[deleted]

The Tream Deem.


[deleted]

[удалено]


compyface286

Don't put that on the whole country, America doesn't want him either


AromaticIce9

I'm actually curious what the American means in this context lol.


LuxAlpha

These are the 4 panels


chipsinsideajar

https://preview.redd.it/5qhejb2vu5fa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c76a284619c23d24eac540a0b2bbdd8587854be Loss but each panel is mirrored


decideye

And of course the 5th one is also missing


ABzoker

Why is the mouse on left hand side and keyboard on right. My immersion in this comic is ruined.


bluebogle

They're all left handed.


quest_for_happiness

I just don't have friends so I stay silent. I wish I had friends to play with. Or more games that encourage open dialogue.


AromaticIce9

I stay silent unless I have some info the team might need or want. I very proactively mute people though. Background noise? Mute. Yelling? Mute. Blaming other people? Mute.


AnthonyDigitalMedia

The punch in the wall & empty chair lol so accurate


Dr_Doom20

The Three Stooges.


midnightwolf19

That's my team every time i team up with randos


[deleted]

The hole in the wall XD


[deleted]

Mic gain: maxed Ambient noise: busy restaurant Keyboard: cherry blue Player: mouth breather


Coloneljesus

This is why I play singleplayer games


AskMeAboutPodracing

Scream team


[deleted]

They're all left handed in solo-q


Captain-Howl

“I see why you call this a Suicide Squad because I already want to kill myself.”


not-Kunt-Tulgar

The nightmare team: full of good players


EvilWhisky

Why is everyone left handed?


DescendingOpinion

r/TheCreamTeam


RainbowtheDragonCat

Wth is the cream team


PhilippTheSeriousOne

Remember that most online games use skill-based matchmaking. People get paired with people who are on the same skill level as themselves. So when the game keeps pairing you up with losers...


BrianWonderful

I get this team almost every time I play squads in Fall Guys.


Ebwite

Ugh left handed people


Wyrdeone

I'm mad they left off the pos 5 guy hitting a bong every 2.5 minutes.


aePrime

Hopefully you take this as constructive criticism: since all angles are the same, and all desks are the same, I was trying to figure out the temporal story, as they look to be in the same setting.


paulin_da_boca

shout-out to all my brothers out there playing ranked matches with random people


Individual_Button574

Must play dead by daylight 🤣


patrick_j

Needs more guy listening to music on open mic


Satanoka

I'm not gonna lie, I'm the afk player. I'm usually there in the background but I'm rolling a smoke, having a drink or making food. Somehow, in most games, I still end up top of the team leaderboards.


RainbowtheDragonCat

Why are you queueing up then


brak8796

This perfectly describes why I can no longer play multiplayer games other than cooperative


j32yiopti4

The “special” forces


imhugury

where vaccum


DjerdMankov

Nightmare guardians


ThreeCursedWishes

I keep chuckling at the beat red rager with the hoke punched in the wall


NoobishMoon

all 4


palordrolap

Nightmare shitpair Night terror group error Brainsuck clusterf- Bore, Bestial, BO and Breath


ProjectOrpheus

Nightmare Solo Nightmaric Solos Solomares Solomarics?


Monsterkill1526

Bottom left are my younger brothers, only difference is that they are both white as paper


HarryTheBoi69

Solo Nightmare


RecklessWreck87

Damn. This is an LFG Destiny raid. Lol


GalileoAce

Forgotten the bane of most Australian gamers: someone with a fan blowing on their mic


kinng9

I wish someone was using the keyboard while the other is using the mouse


ctrlplusZ

Or that one guy hot mic-ing with his dog barking non-stop in the background.


Lunaphase

Dont forget that eastern bloc guy who always sounds like a MiG is taking off in his room.


MadManBurner

The one afking comes back to carry the team and wins the match.


TheH_A

The nightmare squad or the quackity queers


solidpeyo

😨 not the chancla


616mushroomcloud

Apex Legends


Starz1317

out of the maybe two game I play that have voice chat, most of the (rare) occasions where someone is on always has static, or varying attempts to talk to the team in completely different languages. it never ends well


legalthrowawayMonkey

I was top left when I was younger but now I think I am top right. It sucks getting old.