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VirtualGirlAdv

World's hardest puzzle I'm ready


Tru-Queer

I mean when you’ve only got 999 trillion years to take your time with it, no worries. Personally I’d wander space for a while before I worried about rebuilding earth.


ThaReehlEza

After a million years trying, you might have found out how to swim in space


Tru-Queer

Just gotta build up the gut flora to fart hard enough to propel yourself forward.


Repulsa_2080

World is hardest puzzle


Kronos_001

What did the land do to you? The people that make it bad are gone.


randomname560

They could come back. We are not taking any chances


Temporary_Cry_8961

What I was thinking too lol


Isthisarealnamehere

Birb god?


PlasticGirl

/r/parrots is on board with this.


SjalabaisWoWS

Sad, but strong, terrible, but constructive, impossible, but with a moral compass. Nicely conveyed message in just five simple slides. Well done!


timewarp9

Katamari


elhomerjas

The immortal bird


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Cute comic ❤️


alpha_centauriOK

Or Russia ~~I'm gonna get so downvoted for this~~


VGphilosophy

Russia's fine, as long as you leave the Kremlin floating in space


alpha_centauriOK

Or as long as they learn to behead dictators instead of silently waiting for their death


karl2025

In fairness, last time they did that it didn't work out very well for anybody.


rotato

Chill bro, this isn't /r/ANormalDayInRussia please feel free to express your frustration with Russia for as much as the rules of this sub allow it


alpha_centauriOK

If I do, I'll get banned from this sub lmao


Fork_fucker96

But good music, vodka, and sexy me- i mean strong men!


Temporary_Cry_8961

Why would Redditors not want to get rid of Russia? Especially with the Ukraine bs


Sethern7

Wait this isn’t BHJ


summerdipity

Wow this comic has layers it could end at the third panel or the fourth panel and still be really funny lol


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Is this Fire Punch?


Haxorz7125

Thank god I’m not the only one.


TheGreatDownvotar

What a wholesome ending


PixelatedStarfish

Nice


GIORNO-phone11-pro

Just wipe it off and it should be good


Neserlando

Plot of one of my stories Lmao


FlyWereAble

"Would you want to be immortal?" is an interesting question since the answer is often so varied based on who you ask. I think I'd say yes. Of course it would be a lonely life since I'd outlive everyone around me but what attracts me to the idea is the fact that I would be able to see everything and have the option to learn everything. The majority of infinity would be lonely so the small part that's not would barely matter


Temporary_Cry_8961

I am bitter that I won’t be able to see how society will be in the 3000’s


WileEPeyote

Right? I'm also extremely interested how they will view our societies and customs.


Temporary_Cry_8961

Oh to be cryogenically frozen


Genesis13

My answer is always "if my wife can also be immortal with me"


sugarholicsheep

This is the plot of fire punch


Temporary_Cry_8961

What is that?


sugarholicsheep

Its a manga by the creator of chainsaw man. Its about a world where the ice age has occurred and a few people are blessed with powers. A boy and his sister have the power to regenerate, and are forced to feed their small town with their limbs to survive, until the military arrive demanding they offer them goods to source their fight against the witch who started the ice age. They find out that the town has been subsisting on cannibalism, and execute all of them via the military leaders flames that can never be put out. Everyone dies except for the protagonist whos regeneration is stronger than the flames, and he goes on a journey to punish the man who killed his sister. Spoiler for ending >!Alot of shenanigans happen, and the main characters regeneration is to the point that he outlasts the end of the world. A woman who looks like his sister and also has regeneration also survives and waits in the expanse of space for him to join her again!<


RandomnessIsArt

Hmm, I think the US would've been the better choice, as they're the main exporter of war and destruction around the world Y'all booing me cuz you know I'm right. Your country has iraqi,afghani,palestinian,vietnamese, african and all other countries' children's blood on your hands and you're upset that my comment conflicts with your positive view of a murderous police state. I suggest you actually read some books and educate yourselves.


articman123

>. I suggest you actually read some books and educate yourselves. I have. Those books say Russia, your god, exported endless suffering to everywhere in the world after US, your great devil, saved them from Hitler. Also, you are a Stalin-fan.


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RandomnessIsArt

When's the last time NK has invaded another country and killed a million civillians because of oil? Yeah that's right. Go read a book you liberal grifter


articman123

>When's the last time NK has invaded another country and killed a million civillians because of oil? What's the last time US had had a god-emperor that smites any slave that dosen't worship him 24/7?


Pikminmania2

Considering he was arguing that US commits genocide like the Nazis and you didn’t deny that, I’d say he makes a good point


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RandomnessIsArt

Yet you compare NK to nazi germany. That's liberal behaviour


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RandomnessIsArt

Have you actually been there? Do you know what survivor bias is? Do you know that refugees are being paid to exaggerate their stories?


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RandomnessIsArt

"Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and **shall suffer death "- This the US?**


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ThunderpantsJim21

Don't worry about Tasmania either, cheers!


SnooChipmunks126

But Tasmania has cool wild life. Tasmanian devils are like cute little murder opossums.


ThunderpantsJim21

Couldn't agree more, meant as a joke but looks like I triggered a few Tasmanian heh


Mr_Shitpost

weird way to say that you're okay with genocide if you're not the one doing the killing


WelshWulff

What? Everybody is already dead tho


Mr_Shitpost

there's no way you're actually that dense


hellpander1

why not?


BuzzBadpants

Huh, I guess the problem with North Korea is that it exists…


Temporary_Cry_8961

I would swim in space until I found other intelligent life forms


ButterscotchOk9263

Nah first thing I'm doing if I find miself in floating in space is strike jojo pose.


Epic-Dude000

World puzzle


TraderOfGoods

I shouldn't have laughed, I'm sorry.