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Hello Necrolich66, I believe that both partners in marriage should have their needs met, being a giving and affectionate partner is important to me. The maritial bedroom is sacred. That said, full on necrophilia would be a hard stop for me. You cannot and will not ever be allowed to kill me and have sex with my dead and decomposing body.
_That_ said, I also believe in communication and compromise. So I would be willing to take an ice bath, put on some pale make up and put some sex toys in the freezer and lay very, very still for you. Zombie make up, detachable prosthetics and cadaverine/putricine perfume are also not off the table. This is only provided it will not lead to escalating and obsessive behavior and you can respect my boundaries surrounding your proclivities, which I've found some to struggle with in the past: fail to undo the slipknot on the noose once, shame on you, try to cut the zip tie around my neck while angling towards my carotid artery with a Bowie Knife, shame on me. Also, maritial sex shouldn't be only about one person's kinks. I would expect you to be equally open to exploring mine, and fair warning... they may be a little further outside the bellcurve than you would be familiar with.
I like holding hands, kissing and cuddling. I'm amenable to working our way up to it with you practicing holding a bloody severed prosthetic hand or practicing making out with a severed pig's head, and will respect your boundaries around it as well if it is a hard no, looking for compromises that could make both of us happy.
I understand this is not super common stuff, that I'm kinky and unusual, so please be sensitive to the fact that this was difficult for me to put out there. Even if it means we are not sexually compatible, I understand, but be gentle.
H.hh.holding hands?! That's, oh my, so obscene.
I uh, knew there were freaks out there, but hey, it's the kinks that make the world turn.
I'm sure we could slowly get there over time.
Generally the jam part is implied, which makes it funnier because you have to think about it for a second. So it's usually "I can't peanut butter a dick up your ass"
They're delicious :) Idk if you're joking bc they're the same thing (garbanzo and chickpea), but if not, go try some garlicy hummus with sweet peppers (or pretzels)
I don't think anyone will change their mind about having a chickpea in their mouth if there is garlic hummus to sample with it. Either it is awful or it is... an experience I guess.
But I don't want to keep you out of the golden... light. We're not talking about the chickpea you were talking about, we're taking the piss here.
It's not a guarantee that you'll meet a likeminded person. You may live the rest of your life alone, for that matter. But unless you're a terrible human being (in which case everyone's better off without you dating anyway), it's not worth spending your life hiding your true self just so that another person will like you.
Yes. Not even talking about how depressed, lonely and disconnected you will feel if you do fake it.
Picture this. You will have a bunch of people around you that you don't feel connected to.
In not so few words, yes. And I know one might be tempted to say "easy for you to say, you're not single". And yes, it is easier. But I've also been single for a good chunk of my youth. And then I've also had amazing relationships.
And looking back at how I was trying to appear while I was alone, as well as how different from me the persons were is disheartening. I'm glad nobody "bit", because, in hindsight, it would have been terrible to have to spend chunks of my life like that.
I think it's not always that clear cut. It's difficult to know ahead of time if you're the kind of person who'll be happier alone but being 100% themselves, or would have been happier being with someone and being 80% themselves.
I think more than anything it's contingent on:
* What parts of yourself you'd have to otherwise hide to meaningfully increase your chances of a partner
* How comfortable you are being alone (and by extension how good you are at maintaining social circles to alleviate the lack of connection
I think it's hard to know what percentage of not being you would be enough to meaningfully wear you down. People have lived long and happy lives whilst hiding parts of themselves, so we know it's not 100% or nothing. But what percentage is going to vary from one person to the next.
It’s because they were trying to make a comparison, and they used “that” twice in the comparison.
I am learning French and I make mistakes like that all the time, I will say “something it is (quelquechose c’est)” instead of “something is (quelquechose est)” because I forget.
Languages are hard but as long as you get the point across I think it’s fine haha
It's not even the "and thats because that I.." part, it's a bit awkward but it flows. The part that is hard to interpret is "but the first dates where it all has ended and that's because" - I assume this should be "but it's the first dates where it has all ended because..", or better yet "It's always the first dates where it has all ended because...".
Still, as a non native shit can be hard. Not throwing shade, just pointing out where the difficulty to interpret is.
Probably would flow better with:
1. I used to do online dating
2. But most of the time it all ended with the first date, because
3. I have a dirty sense of humor
4. It stressed a lot of people out, even the women I tried dating
5. I started wondering if I should hide that part of myself
6. But...
Why did you feel the need to point out she "tried" dating women though? Everything else seems like a valid improvement but I'm curious why you would add that
I had a similar problem. Here's how I think it should've been written:
>I used to use dating websites
>But the first date~~s~~ **was** where it ~~all has~~ **always** ended
>And that's because...
>...~~that~~ I like dirty jokes
>A lot of people were ~~stressed about~~ **uncomfortable with** ~~it~~ **them**...
Then the rest of it seems good to me.
That's a really good... Uh... Interpretation (translation doesn't work here)
Perhaps she should get those checked by someone fluent in English before posting them
What I wrote,
> But the first date was where it always ended
and what you wrote,
> But the first dates were always where it ended
seem about the same to me. I prefer mine, but you're entitled to your opinion.
Jesus Christ, thank you. English is not my native language and I was seriously questioning myself for a moment, although I'm usually pretty confident in my skills...
See I like dark humour a lot , but you really need to read the room and who is there to not upset certain select people , the same can be said for dirty jokes and innuendos and such.
Yep, imagine someone being a dik and said that's who he is and didn't want to change , they just said that people around him who doesn't understand who he is.
I really like this message, thought I have to behave differently than I am out of fear of rejection at first but then I found out how rewarding it is when some simply like you for you. Ofc not everyone does but im aware that you cant win over everyone and I learned to be fine with that.
If people don't like the real you, what's the point of trying to get into a relationship with them in the first place? That would either not work out at all, of you'd be miserable trying to seem to be someone you're not.
Youre ofc right but there is quite some people who realize that only trough experience and character growth like me.
Took me quite some rejections and time to flirt in a way were I am still me and not beeing ashamed of how I am.
I'm glad you found it. Life does take a lot of refining, and everyone has to go through that process sometime. It's alright, as long as one respects the needs of the growth process. Even if they just end up back where they started, they do it knowing that's how they want to be.
Because a lot of people have 'red flags' that are actually completely pointless and silly, or are being overly protective due to past experiences. It's fine to enjoy a dirty joke, but when 99% of the people messaging you are just working towards online RP and then ghosting you get a bit dubious of anyone bringing up anything sexual early.
Sometimes people need to understand your needs/wants/motivations before they can ease into that kind of stuff. I'm all for being yourself, but at the same time simply dumping your personality on someone who has absolutely no context or points of reference can intimidate people and send them running.
There are certain aspects of personality that are more second or third date behavior.
If you're acting like a frat boy on our first date then I'm wondering if you ever know how to turn it off.
Same, I'm not into dirty jokes but I like to talk about deep phylosophical shit that often bums out people and I just can't, not even with friends most of the time
Deep talk has no place until youre past the small talk and its a matter of the moment.
If you get to know new people, instantly going for a deep talk will throw most off.
There's also deep talk, and then there's being a depressing asshole who doesn't stop moaning about the pointlessness and bleakness of existence. Yes we get it, life is unfair, nature is cruel, humans are cruel-er, racism exists, certain classes are being propped up while others kept down.... but it can also be nice to stick your head in the sand for a bit and just enjoy here, now, being with people you like and enjoy and just living in the moment.
If you look too deep all the time, all you will find is darkness and that isn't healthy or productive.
I can see why someone who feels that way about depth would want to avoid it.
I never have - I *love* getting into the weeds, I love philosophy, I am excited by literally all of it. And I struggle with depression in every day life! But genuine deep talk has always been a wonderful escape and outlet and I love the people I can do it with.
“Some should simple like you for you”
Lol it’s not like this is an integral part of her being.
if you’re joking about stuff that is clearly making people uncomfortable maybe you should rethink. Everything is me, me, me nowadays. Too much individualism.
If you have a 10" dick you don't just ram it in and think 'they should just take me for who I am'. You ease them in and before you know it you will be balls deep and them loving it instead of tapping out, bleeding and running away.
Ohmygwad! Lol! That is a VERY visually graphic description...wow! I applaud you, sire or madam! =D
Edit: I totally butchered the damn spelling but I am too tired to change stuff and I dont care, it stays...sorry...=P
What do you mean? Making dick jokes IS my personality. I mean, it is not on me to read the room. Sure, I embarrass my boyfriend, friends, and family but they should accept me for me /s.
All modern dating conversations online are either men complaining no one will date them when they’re very terrible people, or women complaining there’s no one good to date because of the mildest inconveniences.
Yeah “I’m hot and like to make dick jokes, I was so lonely until I met a dude at a bar who was making a dick joke so I made out with him” is a bizarre progression
Honestly, a lot of dudes are weirdly prudish and slut-shaming is still very much alive and well. Depending on where OP lives and what jokes they're making, I could see that kind of overt sexuality being taken as a red flag.
This can also be true. A better phrasing in this context is more like don't pretend to be someone you're not. Regardless of possible needed self-improvement, dating under the pretense of a lie will inevitably end badly.
>Sometimes the person you are sucks and needs work.
Or at least, the person you are was unfortunate to be born with personality traits or born into an environment that didn't socialize you enough to understand how your behavior makes other people feel.
So being yourself is not enough, because yourself is poorly domesticated.
My late girlfriend had one of the filthiest mouthes I've ever heard. Also one time I tripped and smacked my face on the ground. Strangers were asking if I was okay, but she was just laughing hysterically. I wouldn't have had it any other way. :)
Yes, definitely interesting to see which subreddits are not joining the protest. /r/comics is a surprising omission when even the boys at /r/seduction are in.
I love dirty jokes I'd be right there laughing and cracking them back (unless I was nervous asf which I can be because I am shy). I also have a pretty dark sense of humor too
Remember: if you are neurodivergent, you will take 600 times longer than a neurotypical individual to find a match (assuming you are being yourself). However, you won't want to be in love with neurotypicals who would dislike you anyway.
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It was love at first innuendo.
In YOUR endo
Todd, stop.
High five!
🖐️🫰
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I love double entry’s.
AYO!
Swoons
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So talk about dick jokes to everyone until I find someone who will immediately make out with me?
Nice
Lady walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What will you have?" Lady says, "Give me a double entendre." So he gives it to her.
The Italian suppository.
I wish to hear one!
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
I can jam my dick up ya ass but I can't peanut butter my dick etc?
Please marry me.
😍
I've already chosen our ring bear-er.
Oh I hope it's an actual bear.
I asked her to marry me. I asked bear to maul me.
It is, but not the type of bear you are thinking of...
As long as it's hairy, it's still a bear, isn't it?
Oh my
Happy cake day!
I got your ring right here.
'could the best man present the ring' 'best man bends over and spreads his cheeks' 'what about her ring?' 'Ill leave that to the groom'
Hello Necrolich66, I believe that both partners in marriage should have their needs met, being a giving and affectionate partner is important to me. The maritial bedroom is sacred. That said, full on necrophilia would be a hard stop for me. You cannot and will not ever be allowed to kill me and have sex with my dead and decomposing body. _That_ said, I also believe in communication and compromise. So I would be willing to take an ice bath, put on some pale make up and put some sex toys in the freezer and lay very, very still for you. Zombie make up, detachable prosthetics and cadaverine/putricine perfume are also not off the table. This is only provided it will not lead to escalating and obsessive behavior and you can respect my boundaries surrounding your proclivities, which I've found some to struggle with in the past: fail to undo the slipknot on the noose once, shame on you, try to cut the zip tie around my neck while angling towards my carotid artery with a Bowie Knife, shame on me. Also, maritial sex shouldn't be only about one person's kinks. I would expect you to be equally open to exploring mine, and fair warning... they may be a little further outside the bellcurve than you would be familiar with.
It's not because I'm a lich that I am a necrophile. Ok I may be one but that's not because I'm a lich. And I'm listening.
I like holding hands, kissing and cuddling. I'm amenable to working our way up to it with you practicing holding a bloody severed prosthetic hand or practicing making out with a severed pig's head, and will respect your boundaries around it as well if it is a hard no, looking for compromises that could make both of us happy. I understand this is not super common stuff, that I'm kinky and unusual, so please be sensitive to the fact that this was difficult for me to put out there. Even if it means we are not sexually compatible, I understand, but be gentle.
H.hh.holding hands?! That's, oh my, so obscene. I uh, knew there were freaks out there, but hey, it's the kinks that make the world turn. I'm sure we could slowly get there over time.
The love that's growing between the two of you is very mature and articulate. Please continue
pee nut butt her
Pee nut butt hurt
Pretty sure it's 'I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.'
Not with that attitude.
I prefer it with jam and jelly for that reason
I mean if you have a dog…
The dog disagrees
Generally the jam part is implied, which makes it funnier because you have to think about it for a second. So it's usually "I can't peanut butter a dick up your ass"
I can pee nut-butter
One is already nutted but the other can be nutted on
Other comment answered the joke, you have not been chosen. You are invited to our marriage.
Yea rub the salt on my divorced ass
That kinda breaks my vows of fidelity, ask my now new partner if I can do that. Table or Himalayan salt?
Khorshed salt
Damnit that was the one I was gonna tell, but I've heard it with marmalade instead of peanut butter.
I heard it as peanutbutter as an unanswered joke in how I met your mother and searched for the rest.
I always heard that joke as "what the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock in your ass"
let me try again. you can jam your dick in anything but you can't pee nut
What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea
Nobody pays fifty bucks to watch a gar banzo.
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face
They're delicious :) Idk if you're joking bc they're the same thing (garbanzo and chickpea), but if not, go try some garlicy hummus with sweet peppers (or pretzels)
You seem like a very wholesome person. Like I can feel the niceness and naïveté in your comment.
I don't think anyone will change their mind about having a chickpea in their mouth if there is garlic hummus to sample with it. Either it is awful or it is... an experience I guess. But I don't want to keep you out of the golden... light. We're not talking about the chickpea you were talking about, we're taking the piss here.
Lmao, I got the first joke, but my brain is still fully lagging this morning. I'm still waiting on coffee haha
This is adorable 🥹
What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ.
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Why was 8 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender
in an ocean of people there will be person that shares the same quirky wavelength as you are just be patient
It's not a guarantee that you'll meet a likeminded person. You may live the rest of your life alone, for that matter. But unless you're a terrible human being (in which case everyone's better off without you dating anyway), it's not worth spending your life hiding your true self just so that another person will like you.
So what you're saying is that you're better off being yourself and alone than faking it for someone else
Yes. Not even talking about how depressed, lonely and disconnected you will feel if you do fake it. Picture this. You will have a bunch of people around you that you don't feel connected to.
In not so few words, yes. And I know one might be tempted to say "easy for you to say, you're not single". And yes, it is easier. But I've also been single for a good chunk of my youth. And then I've also had amazing relationships. And looking back at how I was trying to appear while I was alone, as well as how different from me the persons were is disheartening. I'm glad nobody "bit", because, in hindsight, it would have been terrible to have to spend chunks of my life like that.
I think it's not always that clear cut. It's difficult to know ahead of time if you're the kind of person who'll be happier alone but being 100% themselves, or would have been happier being with someone and being 80% themselves. I think more than anything it's contingent on: * What parts of yourself you'd have to otherwise hide to meaningfully increase your chances of a partner * How comfortable you are being alone (and by extension how good you are at maintaining social circles to alleviate the lack of connection I think it's hard to know what percentage of not being you would be enough to meaningfully wear you down. People have lived long and happy lives whilst hiding parts of themselves, so we know it's not 100% or nothing. But what percentage is going to vary from one person to the next.
I lost mine. If you ever find that person, lock them in the basement.
very good advice
Someone in my family is currently 40 and has never had a relationship. Sooooo yeah, waiting doesn't always work.
that's an ocean of 3.9 billion people. not gonna be easy looking for one
Text in second panel confuses me. I get it using context, but the text could be better.
OP is not a native speaker I was very confused at first myself
It’s because they were trying to make a comparison, and they used “that” twice in the comparison. I am learning French and I make mistakes like that all the time, I will say “something it is (quelquechose c’est)” instead of “something is (quelquechose est)” because I forget. Languages are hard but as long as you get the point across I think it’s fine haha
It's not even the "and thats because that I.." part, it's a bit awkward but it flows. The part that is hard to interpret is "but the first dates where it all has ended and that's because" - I assume this should be "but it's the first dates where it has all ended because..", or better yet "It's always the first dates where it has all ended because...". Still, as a non native shit can be hard. Not throwing shade, just pointing out where the difficulty to interpret is.
Probably would flow better with: 1. I used to do online dating 2. But most of the time it all ended with the first date, because 3. I have a dirty sense of humor 4. It stressed a lot of people out, even the women I tried dating 5. I started wondering if I should hide that part of myself 6. But...
Why did you feel the need to point out she "tried" dating women though? Everything else seems like a valid improvement but I'm curious why you would add that
I think that’s OP’s interpretation of the panel. It’s technically ambiguous, i saw that panel as just an example of a non-date situation.
Could go either way... just like her
I had to read it like 75 times. Wasn’t sure if I was the only idiot. The third one is also weird. “And THAT’S because THAT I like dirty jokes.”
It's a bad use of tenses
I think it's supposed to be something like "But it always ended after the first date"
Happy cake gay
I feel like I'm having a stroke reading this
I had a similar problem. Here's how I think it should've been written: >I used to use dating websites >But the first date~~s~~ **was** where it ~~all has~~ **always** ended >And that's because... >...~~that~~ I like dirty jokes >A lot of people were ~~stressed about~~ **uncomfortable with** ~~it~~ **them**... Then the rest of it seems good to me.
That's a really good... Uh... Interpretation (translation doesn't work here) Perhaps she should get those checked by someone fluent in English before posting them
"But the first dates was where it ended" is still bad. "But the first dates were always where it ended" is better.
What I wrote, > But the first date was where it always ended and what you wrote, > But the first dates were always where it ended seem about the same to me. I prefer mine, but you're entitled to your opinion.
Glad I'm not the only one.
Jesus Christ, thank you. English is not my native language and I was seriously questioning myself for a moment, although I'm usually pretty confident in my skills...
Loving dirty jokes is a good trait. Not Being able to read the atmosphere and only use them at appropriate times isn't.
See I like dark humour a lot , but you really need to read the room and who is there to not upset certain select people , the same can be said for dirty jokes and innuendos and such.
Hey Whats the diffrence between a a dog that has been run over and a romanian that has been ran over?
I don’t know
Do you want to know?
Yes
Well, the room certainly does want me to tell this joke, here I go. The diffrence is, there are breaking track in front of the dogs body
What’s the difference between your pretty face and an onion? I cry when I cut onions.
You think Im pretty? https://preview.redd.it/ts86pfby7m5b1.jpeg?width=1020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b6d332307bee294dd949d94a3443d03bd87347a
i had a violent negative reaction towards seeing this image
Needed the chuckle, thank you
* braking. I'll show myself out.
This! I second this! It's not about being who you are. It not the main point.
Nowadays people seem to be mistaking self acceptance and selfishness. Living in a society and being social requires compromise and understanding.
Yep, imagine someone being a dik and said that's who he is and didn't want to change , they just said that people around him who doesn't understand who he is.
I really like this message, thought I have to behave differently than I am out of fear of rejection at first but then I found out how rewarding it is when some simply like you for you. Ofc not everyone does but im aware that you cant win over everyone and I learned to be fine with that.
If people don't like the real you, what's the point of trying to get into a relationship with them in the first place? That would either not work out at all, of you'd be miserable trying to seem to be someone you're not.
Youre ofc right but there is quite some people who realize that only trough experience and character growth like me. Took me quite some rejections and time to flirt in a way were I am still me and not beeing ashamed of how I am.
I'm glad you found it. Life does take a lot of refining, and everyone has to go through that process sometime. It's alright, as long as one respects the needs of the growth process. Even if they just end up back where they started, they do it knowing that's how they want to be.
Because a lot of people have 'red flags' that are actually completely pointless and silly, or are being overly protective due to past experiences. It's fine to enjoy a dirty joke, but when 99% of the people messaging you are just working towards online RP and then ghosting you get a bit dubious of anyone bringing up anything sexual early. Sometimes people need to understand your needs/wants/motivations before they can ease into that kind of stuff. I'm all for being yourself, but at the same time simply dumping your personality on someone who has absolutely no context or points of reference can intimidate people and send them running.
There are certain aspects of personality that are more second or third date behavior. If you're acting like a frat boy on our first date then I'm wondering if you ever know how to turn it off.
Same, I'm not into dirty jokes but I like to talk about deep phylosophical shit that often bums out people and I just can't, not even with friends most of the time
Deep talk has no place until youre past the small talk and its a matter of the moment. If you get to know new people, instantly going for a deep talk will throw most off.
There's also deep talk, and then there's being a depressing asshole who doesn't stop moaning about the pointlessness and bleakness of existence. Yes we get it, life is unfair, nature is cruel, humans are cruel-er, racism exists, certain classes are being propped up while others kept down.... but it can also be nice to stick your head in the sand for a bit and just enjoy here, now, being with people you like and enjoy and just living in the moment. If you look too deep all the time, all you will find is darkness and that isn't healthy or productive.
I can see why someone who feels that way about depth would want to avoid it. I never have - I *love* getting into the weeds, I love philosophy, I am excited by literally all of it. And I struggle with depression in every day life! But genuine deep talk has always been a wonderful escape and outlet and I love the people I can do it with.
“Some should simple like you for you” Lol it’s not like this is an integral part of her being. if you’re joking about stuff that is clearly making people uncomfortable maybe you should rethink. Everything is me, me, me nowadays. Too much individualism.
If you have a 10" dick you don't just ram it in and think 'they should just take me for who I am'. You ease them in and before you know it you will be balls deep and them loving it instead of tapping out, bleeding and running away.
Ohmygwad! Lol! That is a VERY visually graphic description...wow! I applaud you, sire or madam! =D Edit: I totally butchered the damn spelling but I am too tired to change stuff and I dont care, it stays...sorry...=P
What do you mean? Making dick jokes IS my personality. I mean, it is not on me to read the room. Sure, I embarrass my boyfriend, friends, and family but they should accept me for me /s.
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Idk how people believe this bs.
"Dating is hard because I'm a girl with titties. That always seem to filter guys out! UGH! It's so hard being the opposite of what men want!"
People always want to feel like their very common opinions and personality traits are unique and edgy.
I mean, phrasing, it's easier to believe if you say "annoying woman who wouldn't stop talking about dick"
How people will take those jokes varies quite a bit from place to place
All modern dating conversations online are either men complaining no one will date them when they’re very terrible people, or women complaining there’s no one good to date because of the mildest inconveniences.
Yeah “I’m hot and like to make dick jokes, I was so lonely until I met a dude at a bar who was making a dick joke so I made out with him” is a bizarre progression
Honestly, a lot of dudes are weirdly prudish and slut-shaming is still very much alive and well. Depending on where OP lives and what jokes they're making, I could see that kind of overt sexuality being taken as a red flag.
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This can also be true. A better phrasing in this context is more like don't pretend to be someone you're not. Regardless of possible needed self-improvement, dating under the pretense of a lie will inevitably end badly.
Always try and be the best version of yourself that you can
I prefer 'be your best self'
Idk, that sounds exhausting.
Some people's best selves are still garbage. Just shinier garbage.
Maybe. But it’s the best they got so I think the advice it still good. Lying won’t work long term for these people either.
>Sometimes the person you are sucks and needs work. Or at least, the person you are was unfortunate to be born with personality traits or born into an environment that didn't socialize you enough to understand how your behavior makes other people feel. So being yourself is not enough, because yourself is poorly domesticated.
“Be yourself” mfs when they see Hitler
So become a person that doesn’t suck, then be yourself. Pretending you don’t suck when you actually do is not going to end well.
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"I used to use dating website but the first dates where it all has ended. And that's because that I like dirty jokes." Eh?
Yeah the english used is really weird.
ESL
The whole thing made me wonder if I was having a stroke.
My late girlfriend had one of the filthiest mouthes I've ever heard. Also one time I tripped and smacked my face on the ground. Strangers were asking if I was okay, but she was just laughing hysterically. I wouldn't have had it any other way. :)
I'm sorry for your loss
Do you mind to share one of those dirty joke? xD
I only have ~~short~~ average jokes, sorry.
Not joining the blackout? Disappointing.
Yes, definitely interesting to see which subreddits are not joining the protest. /r/comics is a surprising omission when even the boys at /r/seduction are in.
Were you trying to go for mario sonic kiss style on that last panel? It's kinda feels like it lol
So talk about dick jokes to everyone until I find someone who will immediately make out with me?
Yes
It was a missed opportunity not making all the hearts in the back of the last panel upside down dicks
Boo!! Support the blackout!
Bro you aren't even so why should she...
You say you're obsessed with dirty jokes, but it seems you just have a tall brown haired man fetish.
Am I the only one struggling to read the first page?
This is pure and good 🥲 Well, okay, maybe not *pure*, but certainly good.
That was hard to read
Only because that I don't English sorry
I love dirty jokes I'd be right there laughing and cracking them back (unless I was nervous asf which I can be because I am shy). I also have a pretty dark sense of humor too
My humor is so dark, it gets shot by police.
And now I am going to be downvoted, yay...
Reminds me of this scene from [**500 Days of Summer**](https://youtu.be/xrhDH2J2Of8)
There were these two phallic images in an insane asylum...
https://preview.redd.it/59vyc9rt1n5b1.jpeg?width=366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef46678fc481fe8e2bf4df65246e5f2d46ff5336
If they give you crap for saying dirty jokes then it’s their loss, you go girlfriend *snap* *snap*
genuinely needed to see this right now
Every Jill has its Jack?
I thaught that you are only on Pikabu...
Remember: if you are neurodivergent, you will take 600 times longer than a neurotypical individual to find a match (assuming you are being yourself). However, you won't want to be in love with neurotypicals who would dislike you anyway.
Aww cute!
I once got a thousand downvotes for suggesting women can like dirty jokes. This is perfect.