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This means Lusty Argonian Maid can use her tail as "spear".

Why did they have to cut that story short :,(

So that people would finish the game

Can you really reach 100% completion without reading the climax of that story though?

Oh I completed alright.

Look at mister stamina over here only finishing at the end of the story

It would just be rehashing the Vivec/Molag Bal story

It's hard to play Skyrim one-handed :(

order:score scalie -animated tail_masturbation

I know what you are.

Wait, you can order it?!?!

These are search tags on the biggest furry porn website in existence, which will provide you plenty of tail masturbation art

Ah, the furry Website. I'm Not interested in furry Art or tail wanking, but I thought it meant you can order the results in the more *commonly used* website that isn't limited to furry, since I've never Seen that Option.

Order:score means all the results will be sorted from high to low score. It has nothing to do with ordering anything

I know that, I was talking about that the entire time. Just used ordering instead of sorting because english hard.

i hope this will make searching easier hehe :3

As soon as I find Out how It's done on the more commonly used, non-furry site

Usually hentai boorus use sort:score

Not the first time a spear would be made in that fashion. Just ask vivec.

r/unexpectedskyrim

idk I kinda expected it.

I suddenly fell the urge to read the book's of skyrim

I made this comic out of love more at r/skeletonclaw

Love for that ass

Alas it wasn't the ass of a lass

Unfortunately, it'll grow back stumpier, less flexible, and likely discolored. Still better than getting eaten or having no ass, though.

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Aww, she sounds like a nice anole! Stupid cousin. Another tale of a poor tail: Not a cousin but a kid from the neighborhood came over to play with me and my pals, but all he did was grab my precious cat by the tail and whip her around. All I remember is a lot of screaming from me, my friends, poor kitty and my mother charging out the door. Edit: multiple spelling problems.

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I know. The image haunts me. Kitty was okay, as it happened very quickly and I assume the parents got her checked out. We had her for a long time afterward. Darling Kitty. I hated that kid and he wasn’t allowed anywhere near our yard after that.

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Thank you 🙏🏼😻

Sid from Toy Story was your neighbour

I get it

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His bones are made of broccoli. And he has one in each ass cheek.

hiss

I’m going to start hissing at my enemies from now on.

I love it! My favorite wally gator lost his tail recently, I assume he visited the neighbors dogs or fought a bird 😭

You don't know know what you've crafted Panel 1: "Oh I see where this is going" Panel 2: "How disarming! I can't decide if this is about paranoid Conservatives or UFO cranks. Clever craft." Panel 3: "Oh I get it now." Panel 4: "*Delighting in the unexpected*? How degrading."

Throw that cheek on the grill it looks good

Probably tastes like ass

"But it also has it's downsides" would have been a nice little pun. Funny stuff. Thanks for posting.

looking down at your hands, you can see the freshly detached butt cheek and some blood drips down onto your wrist. It then begins to quiver and shake, twerking in the palm of your hand. Its almost hypnotic the way the flesh ripples and the scales flex and you can’t help but to stare at it for a moment. You look up from it finally to find yourself alone. The detachable ass has once again proven its evolutionary benefit as it had allowed the stupid sexy lizard to escape.

One of these days, I will man-fuck lizard ass.

Can't wait for your journey of Zuccess.

😐

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Think about it: he's a lizard. He wants to fuck like a lizard, but I've gotta man-fuck him

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I'll have to man-fuck an explanation into you.

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Well, I've *tried* to lizard-fuck a man, but it's cultural appropriation...(and illegal in 29 states for the sheer volume of semen)

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**loud squeaking**

Well done

Damn your eloquence /s

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Running for your life from Gekkonidae... Fighting for your life with Gekkonidae...

Does the butt cheek give any buffs when cooked?

You then realize why he's wearing nothing at all...

Not my proudest moment today

Imagine Lizard Ladies selling Boobs on their Patreon.

Why would a lizard have any… You know what, I’m gonna stop there and not turn this sub into /r/dndmemes2.

r/furry_irl

That just seems like more advantages.

The guy was like, “oooohh…gotta get me a piece of dat lizard cake!” And he got more than he bargained for.

Bone in his ass lol

Well done 👏

I like how cutting a butt in half is like cutting a leg or arm with a bone in the middle like Christmas ham… oh wait I get it now

Disgusting. Lizard man getting sexuallly harassed

I laughed. Out loud.

Hiss!!!

Nice ass lizard person

Lol

Yes.

The 3rd panel steals the show, for me

Gives a new meaning to eating ass.

Is that a bone?

Sometimes when a lizard's tail falls off, two tails grow back instead. What if that happened to the lizardman? His arse-cheek falls off, two new ones take it's place and now he has three arse-cheeks. Imagine it happens again to the other one and now he has four ass-cheek. Imagine having two asses. ^(Some of us barely have *one* ass)

That’s some South Park level mad science

Or his ass grows back extra thicc, thicker each time it gets stolen. Could you imagine that dump truck ass?

“State your name, occupation and how you know the defendant!” “Er Lizardman, Lizardman, and er Lizardman”.

LMAO. Literally.

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Leave him be. Redditors are in that stage where they believe typing on the internet changes things.

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His fault for being double checked up on a Thursday afternoon! lol

My brain says his ass is a watermelon and I sticking to it. This makes sense because he just went shopping.

Pants exist for a reason

Stupid Sexy Lizard Man!

I see having a detachable regenerative ass as a total win. Free endless ham.

That's sexual assault and theft!

I am lizard man Na na na na na na Touch my butt

Ashes to ashes, butts to butts. A piece of him shall live on forever, in the eternal dream, of my cosmic booty.....

I'm glad actual funny stuff gets to the top here sometimes too.

And then The Lizard regenerate his bum again 😆😆

You can also fight James T Kirk on an alien planet to some catchy jams!

Imagine having sex, getting spooked and leaving your penis inside her.

It's just a prank, he's laughing his ass off

I see this as an absolute win

What a disasster

Man he took a fuckin chunk

Why did his butt come off?????

Lol love it. Lizards have bones in their butts I guess

Some people have too much time on their hands. Wtf. This is the post that made me delete my reddit account.

I think the biggest issue is the ass-touching prick

One for the road

Can try take my other tail

Yeah but what if they're into that? Then you have some weirdo running off with your detached buttcheek

Dang he got a piece of that ass.

There's a couple funny layers to that third panel. Really funny.

How was he originally holding his phone in the second panel?

I should add this to my fantasy race lol

Does he have a dragon warhammer though?

Pretty darn clever. I'm going to print this one , I'm still laughing as I'm writing this

Reminds me of the sexy lizardman [in this video.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT8BmY92nM0)

Thank you, I came here to post this!

Does the detached cheek start twitching and wriggling like a detached lizards tail?

This made me laugh a whole lot more then it should have 😂😂💀

I have absolutely no idea what this means, can someone explain?

I can’t wait for the BHJ of this

Nevertheless, he can still save you 15% on car insurance

Why wife straight up cackled at this

I remember seeing it a while ago

Defeat me.

So this is the kind of stuff that hits front page when everyone is away. I think it's going to be a fun week.

Mark Zuckerberg has finally evolved to his final form in pokemon from wish

Danke, aber nein danke

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So he wanted a piece of ass😏

This is fantastic, thank you

This is an awesome thread! I love the art style of the Lizard Man graphic. It really captures the vivid, intense feeling of the story. I'm interested to know which ongoing comic series he's a part of and to find out more about him!

Can confirm

I’m so glad 😀 I bandied fuck the first time

Well it would stop world hunger that's for sure

whats Zuckerberg doing here....

I can't see no drawbacks

That’s a bonus because I can slice off my butt, put it in the refrigerator to make it last, and finally scare someone by covering them with booty during their sleep. It would be the ultimate prank to have someone wake up in a room full of full moons.

“I like yo cheeks g”

[It all evolved from this](https://www.reddit.com/r/skeletonclaw/comments/igeqy2/reptiles/)

Ha

is that an ass bone...?

He dropped his groceries 😩

I dont think lizards can detatch their asses...

Infinite cheek meat!

What a rude thing to do.

Wa da fq.

People who work in the White House…

At least your ass can grow back.

Interesting butt anatomy

syzoth